01x11 - Just Another Manic Mojo/Mime for a Change

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

Spice...

And everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create
the perfect little girl.

But professor utonium
accidentally added an extra
ingredient to the concoction...

Chemical x.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, bubbles, and buttercup
have dedicated their lives

To fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

Captioning made possible by
turner entertainment group
and u.s. Department of education

The city of townsville.

And look, the wonderful
citizens of townsville...

Or townies as I like
to call them...

Are gathering in
townsville park for a day
of fun-filled activities.

What joy! Ha! Ha! Ha!

But one place in
townsville park is not
filled with fun activity...

Townsville volcano mountain.

For on top of
this mountain lies the lair

Of the revengeful,
resentful, spiteful,
law-breaking, mad,

Swindling, thieving, malicious,
extorting, assaulting, crooked,
torturous, dishonest,

Complaining, wicked, indecent,
menacing, touchy, swarthy,
shadowy, villainous villain

Of all time.

And he calls himself...

[Alarm ringing]

Mojo jojo!

Oh, I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!

[Yawns]

[Feet shuffling]

Curses!

Now to have some breakfast!

One egg left!

For a nutritious breakfast,

Two eggs is
the minimum requirement,

And I have but one,
which is one shy of two.

And it is two
that I need.

Curses!

I must immediately
purchase some eggs,

For I need to have breakfast,

And without the eggs,
I cannot have the breakfast

That I shall require.

I have forgotten my wallet!

Curses!

Hey, you kids!
Get out of my moat!

It is not made
to be played in!

[Kids laughing]

I must remember to
destroy those kids

After my breakfast
has been eaten.

[Dog barking]

Boy:
sorry, dude.

All right, touchdown!

Stupid people.

[Loud licking]

[Loud chewing and snapping]

[Music playing]

[All noises getting louder]

So, harriet brought
her new boyfriend over,

And he's a doctor,
so I said,

"Doctor, could you
look at my hip?"

It was hurting.

Please change.

So, he said
he wouldn't do it.

So I said, "what,
are you too schmaltzy

To make a house call?"

Change.

Change!

[Ding]

Accursed people.

[Humming]

Excuse me, sir.

But can you
please direct me
to the location

Of where I may
locate some eggs,

For I would like to
purchase them

So that they can travel
home with me

And I can eat
them today...

And maybe tomorrow.

Aisle 3.

Now, to catch up on
the world's latest events
that have happened

That this paper has reported

With the words that they wrote.

"Powerpuff girls save the day?"

Curses!

I swear that today
is the day that I will
develop a plan

So diabolical and evil

That I will crush
the powerpuff girls.

But first...

I must attend to the dishes
that I have soiled

With the food
that I have eaten.

[Glass breaking]

Hey, you rotten children!

How many times do
I have to tell you...

The powerpuff girls!

Here? Now?

[Laughs evilly]

Oh, how sweet
my vengeance will be.

My plan that I have planned

Will surely crush
the puny powerpuff girls

As easily as I crush a bug.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

But wait!

With my unforeseen delay
in breakfast,

I have yet to devise
such a plan.

But rarely will an opportunity
be as ripe as this

To destroy the girls.

I must stall them.

But how?

[Knock on door]

Hey, mojo!

I think our ball crashed
through your window.

Can we have it back?

The ball?

Oh, uh,
one moment, please.

Yes! Yes! The ball!

I will hide the ball,
and the powerpuff girls
will have to retrieve it.

But they will not find it
because I have hidden it.

And they will have
to stay here until
I destroy them!

And then there will be
no more powerpuff girls!

Mojo, are you home?

Come on, let's go.
He's not home.

Oh, hello, girls.
What can I do for you?

[Laughs evilly]

Uh, yeah, well,
mojo jojo,

We were
playing catch,

And buttercup threw
the ball too hard,

And I think it broke
through your window.

Well, it wouldn't
have happened

If bubbles
could catch.

Well, I would have caught it
if you threw it straight!

What?

That's right!
You throw crooked!

You'd better
take that back!

Hey, I'm buttercup! Catch!

Mojo: girls! Girls!

It is no trouble
at all.

Please, come in,
and I will return
to you your ball.

Please wait here until
I can locate your ball

And give it back to you,

So it can be in your
possession once more.

And do not
touch anything!

Now, where did
I put that ball?

[Pop]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

How wonderful!

They are unaware of the evil
that will soon be upon them.

Now...what to use?

Hmm.

Oh, yes! Yes!
This might just
do the trick.

Blossom:
ooh, what's this?

Egad! My ming dynasty vase!

The object of the very first
crime that I committed!

Do not touch!

It is very valuable.

Yeah?

[Pop]

Huh huh, yeah.

Now, do not touch anything.

I will return shortly with
the object that is not found.

Oh, cursed annoying
powerpuffs.

Now, where was i?

Ah, yes!

The giganto-destructo
powerpuff-o ray!

The only ray giant enough to
destroy the powerpuff girls!

[Powerpuffs giggling]

What is with
the funny laughing?

There shall be no giggling
in the lair of mojo!

[Powerpuffs giggling]

[Gasps]

My photo album!

Oh, mojo,
you were so cute.

Aaah!

I must reiterate!
No touching of anything!

Even this?

Especially that!

Yes! Yes!
The time has almost come.

Now, to set the coordinates.

Wait! Where did they go?

They are nowhere
to be found.

Powerpuff girls?

Oh, powerpuff girls?

Where are
those accursed girls?

Tag! You're it!

Tag? What kind of
foolishness is this?

We're hiding.
You're seeking.

Stop this nonsense
immediately!

But they were just here
in the space where I am looking.

[Giggling]

Ha! I have located you!

Wait! Stop!

Mmm!

Aha!

Oh, powerpuff girls,

I have some candy
for you.

Candy!

Now, stay on this couch
until I return

With your ball
that I have been seeking.

These disruptions have
cost me quite a delay,

But mojo's time
of revenge has arrived!

Hi, mojo!
Hi, mojo!

Powerpuff girls,
what are you doing here?

Well, we decided to help
you look for our ball.


Than two.

Yeah.

Powerpuff girls...

Spread and search!

Noooo!

Not here!

Or here!

Or here!

My beakers! My machines!

My aquarium!

My laboratory!

Stop!

I have just remembered
where I put your ball
that you have lost.

Now, sit on this couch
and do not move.

I will bring it
back to you here

Where you are sitting
on this couch.

Computer: target locking.
Check power level.

Mojo: power levels
at optimum efficiency.

Computer: target locked.

Wait! Where is
powerpuff girl bubbles?

Computer: destructo ray
will fire in 10 seconds.

No!















How many times must
I tell you not to touch...

Computer: firing lasers.

Ooh! Aah!

[Pop]

Curses...

Here! Here! Here!

Get out! Get out! Get out!

Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!

Curses! Curses! Curses!

Narrator: next day!
Next day! Next day!

Now, to catch up on
the world's latest events
that have happened

That this paper has reported

With the words that it wrote.

"Mojo jojo saves the day"?

"Returns powerpuffs' ball"?

Curses!

Narrator: and so,
the day is saved
thanks to...

Mojo jojo.

You saved the day!

I did not!

Don't be silly.
You gave their
ball back.

I said I didn't.

All right,
all right, you didn't.

Geez, talk about
your grumpy monkeys.

Narrator:
the city of townsville,

A vibrant
and colorful community.

Listen.
Don't you hear the joy?

♪ La la la la la la
happy happy happy happy
birthday, jim ♪

Yay!

♪ I'm rainbow,
the colorful clown! ♪

♪ You can keep on looking ♪

♪ You'll never see a frown ♪

♪ It's your birthday,
and I'll dub you ♪

♪ King with a crown ♪

♪ It's your birthday!
It's your birthday!
It's your birthday! ♪

♪ Uh, jim ♪

♪ Look at all my colors ♪

♪ Don't they make you smile? ♪

♪ Listen to my singing ♪

♪ It could last
for quite a while ♪

♪ All my stripes and spots ♪

♪ Are the brand-new style ♪

♪ It's your birthday!
It's your birthday!
It's your birthday! ♪

♪ Carl...uh, jim ♪

Yay!

♪ Today, we've had our fun ♪

♪ And my time is almost done ♪

♪ So, good-bye, good-bye ♪

♪ Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye,
good-bye, good-bye... ♪

♪ Good... ♪

[Horn honking]

Phew!

♪ Now that was close... ♪

Hey, buddy!
Hey, buddy!

Are you ok, buddy?

Oh, that was quite a...

[Gasping]

Boy: rainbow!
Rainbow!

Are you ok?
'Cause that
was crazy, and...

Narrator: oh, my,
rainbow the clown
has now become...

Mr. Mime!

Bubbles:
♪ la la la la... ♪

♪ First you take the pink,
and then some blue ♪

♪ And then the green ♪

♪ And then more pink
and then a dash of blue ♪

♪ Coloring,
coloring, coloring ♪

♪ Get another color,
doo doo doo ♪

Look.

I drew us.

Mm-hmm.

Bus driver,
are we there yet?

Just one more stoplight,
and it's education for...

Aaah!

[Tires screeching]

Hooray!

Narrator:
good job, girls!

Congratulate yourselves.

You deserve it!

What happened to
all the color?!

This door should be green!

That flower
should be yellow.

The bricks should be red!

What's going on here?!

This is very peculiar.

Buttercup,
what do you think?

Whatever...

What do you
mean "whatever"?

We can't live
in a world
without color.

Mother nature has big,
big plans with color,

And it just can't
be taken away!

Not to mention all
the safety reasons!

You can't park next
to a fire hydrant!

I didn't know...!

Don't just stand there!
Start coloring!

Bubbles has
gone cuckoo.

She's right, though.

Spread out
and search for clues!

This should be green!
And this should be orange!

Buttercup: yo, blossom,
check this out.

Good work, buttercup.

These footprints
should lead us right to

Whoever is responsible
for this mess.

Come on!

And this should be blue!

Aaah!

[Jackhammer rattling]

[Jackhammer stops]

[Dog barking, cat screeching]

[Animals silent]

[Baby crying]

[Stops crying]

[Break dance music playing]

[Music stops]

Police:
stop! Or we'll sh**t!

Put your hands
on the ground!

[Gasp]

Narrator: color me troubled...

Townsville is black and white.

[Silence]

This is disturbing.

Blossom, look.

[Birds chirping]

[Chirping stops]

Blossom: so...

You like things to be
black and white, huh?

Well, how would you like
to be black and blue?

Where'd he go?

Blossom: well,
he hasn't been here.

It's still color.

Hmmm.
Hmmm.

Aah!
Aah!

And this should be green.

Ahh, now that's better.

Looks as if I've saved
the day all by myself.

Isn't that right, girls?

Girls?

Blossom? Buttercup?

Blossom? Buttercup?

Where are you?

Girls?

Blossom? Buttercup?

Girls?

[Gasps]

Girls!

Oh! Oh, blossom! Buttercup!

Not you two.

[Sobbing]

Wait a minute!

I've got crayons!

I'll have you two
fixed up in a jiffy.

There, good as new.

My crayons are beautiful,
just not magic.

Nnnnoooo...!

Narrator: oh, bubbles,
in this big, dark town

You're all alone and blue.

What are you going to do?

I've got it!

♪ Open your eyes and take in
everything that you see ♪

♪ Look at all the colors
like yellow, blue, and green ♪

♪ We can take an airplane
and fly across the globe ♪

♪ Look down upon the
colors everyone, come on,
let's go, because ♪

♪ Love ♪
♪ love ♪
♪ love ♪

♪ La la love ♪

♪ La la love ♪

♪ Makes the world go round ♪

♪ Love ♪
♪ love ♪
♪ love ♪

♪ La la love ♪

♪ La la love ♪

♪ Makes the world go round ♪

♪ Open your ears and listen
what the world has to say ♪

♪ Hear the birds and bells
and you will have
a brighter day ♪

♪ Everyone has a special song ♪

♪ Deep inside their heart ♪

♪ If you want
you can sing with us ♪

♪ It's a perfect
place to start ♪

♪ Love, love, love
la la love ♪

♪ La la love ♪

♪ Makes the world
go round ♪

♪ You can't hurt
me with the things
that you do ♪

♪ I'll pick up dandelions,
and I'll give them to you ♪

♪ Puppy dogs,
kitty cats ♪

♪ Swimming in love ♪

[All lines sung at once]

♪ Love ♪
♪ love ♪
♪ love ♪

♪ La la love ♪

♪ La la love ♪

♪ Makes the world go round ♪

♪ Love ♪
♪ love ♪
♪ love ♪

♪ La la love ♪

♪ La la love ♪

♪ Makes the world go round ♪

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Yay! Woo! Huzzah!

♪ Thank you, girls,
for returning my color ♪

♪ And throwing away my frown ♪

♪ I owe it to you
and you and you ♪

♪ I'm back!
Rainbow the clown! ♪

Obviously, sing sing
is the place for you.

But...

Narrator: boy, oh, boy,
your colorful life

Is going to be
pretty black and white
from now on, rainbow.

So, once again the day
is saved thanks to...

The powerpuff girls!

♪ Love love love
la la love ♪

♪ Hmmmm ♪

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

Powerpuff!