01x07 - Major Competition/Mr. Mojo's Rising

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

Spice...

And everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create
the perfect little girl.

But professor utonium
accidentally

Added an extra ingredient
to the concoction...

Chemical x.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, bubbles, and buttercup
have dedicated their lives

To fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

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turner entertainment group
and u.s. Department of education

Narrator: the city of townsville
is on fire!

Narrator: the fire is out,

And townsville is saved
thanks to...

The...uh, no.

Thanks to...

No...wait.

Maybe over here.

No. Wait a...

Wait a second.
Who did save townsville?

Wait! Look up
in the sky!

Is it a man?
A gentleman.

A fellow?

A lad, perhaps.

No, it's...

Man: oh!

The mysterious
maestro!

No, it's
the mailman.

No, he's not.

He's the midnight marauder.

No. It's obviously
the muscle master.

[Everyone talking at once]

Excuse me, sir,
but who exactly are you?

I am the crusher
of crime,

The demolisher of disorder,

And the eliminator
of evil.

I am...

Major man!

Major man?
What kind of name is that?

Wow! Now, that's
a superhero.

You said it.

[Everyone talking
excitedly]

Man: all right!

Uh, everybody
freeze,

Or the old lady
gets it.

[Crowd gasps]

Halt, vile villain,

Or taste the bitter
flavor of justice

That major man
will serve you.

Corny.

All:
shh!

I'm sorry,
major man.

My doctor told
me to cut down
on justice,

But he did say
I can have

All the greens
I want.

[Laughing]

[Crowd gasps]

Stand back!

Where's he going?

[Laughing]

[Cheering]

Narrator: wow!

Now, that's a hero!

Sorry, girls.

Looks like townsville's
got a new protector...

Major man!

♪ Major man ♪

♪ A hero to everyone ♪

♪ Fights his battles
to the end ♪

♪ Never giving up ♪

♪ Seeking justice ♪

♪ Never far away ♪

♪ Always there
to help the weak ♪

♪ Fending off the bad ♪

♪ Loved by all ♪

♪ He'll never let us down ♪

♪ We'll never
lose the faith ♪

♪ For major man ♪

♪ Seeking truth,
defeating lies ♪

♪ Flying high
through clear blue skies ♪

♪ Finding ways
to protect us all ♪

♪ He's our man,
standing strong and tall ♪

♪ Major man ♪

♪ A hero to everyone ♪

♪ Fights his battles
to the end ♪

♪ Never giving up ♪

♪ Loved by all ♪

♪ He'll never let us down ♪

♪ We will never
lose the faith ♪

♪ For major man ♪

Boy, the hot line
hasn't rung in ages.

[Buzzing]

Hello, mayor? What
can we do for you,

Blow out a fire?
Save a helpless
child?

Uh...no.

You see...uh...

Don't be scared,
mayor.

We can handle it.
Go ahead.

We've, uh...uh...
Just grown apart, you see,

And, well,
there's somebody else.

I'm sorry. We can still
be friends. Good-bye.

[Dial tone]

What? What is it?
What happened?

Blossom?

[Crying]
that was so hard to do.

Anyway, time to move on
and forget about the past.

Got to make room
for...the future!

I...i...
I can't believe

This is happening.

Professor:
girls! Hurry!
Come quick!

Professor's in trouble!

Professor?

Professor?

Hey.

Aah!
Aah!
Aah!

Hurry, girls.
Major man is on tv.

Thank you, major man.

Thank you
for saving townsville.

Boy, what I wouldn't do
to be able

To fight the forces
of evil like you.

Major mayor.

That's what
I'd be called.

But I'd never be able
to get to the crime scene

As fast as you do.

Ha ha ha!
Of course not,
mayor.

You'd have to
know about it
in advance,

Like I do.

What?

Uh, I mean,
that's right,
mayor.

You wouldn't
have a chance.

Now, how about
that theme song,
huh?

Oh, yes!

I'm strong
like major man!

Major professor
to the rescue!

Whoosh!

Did you hear that?

Yeah, you know,
there's something
major fishy

About that major man.

Hey, did you guys know
that professor could fly?

Come on, let's go!

Whoosh!

Hmm...

[Horns honking]

Ah!

Crowd: hey, look!
Major man saved a puppy!

[Everyone talking excitedly]

Did you see that?
What a creep.

Major man's
been setting up
his own disasters

The whole time.

That's how he always
knew to be there

Before
the crime happened.

Let's beat
the stuffing
out of him.

No. We have to
expose him

For the phony
he is.

But how?

Grr!

That's it!
Come on!

[Growling]

Narrator, unenthusiastically:
oh, no.

The city of townsville
is under attack.

Nothing to worry about.
Major man will save us.

That's right.
Leave it to major man.

Oh, hello,
major man.

Say, did you know
that there's

A giant monster
destroying
townsville?

Impossible. I didn't
set up for any...aah!

Help! Help!

Help me!

[Crowd screaming]

Narrator: oh!
Won't somebody please

Help this hero
in distress?

Look up
in the sky!

It's some bugs.

No. Flying
lollipops.

No. It's the
supersockem girls.

Narrator: no.
That's not right.

It's the powderpuff...
I mean, the powerpuff girls.

Crowd: who?

Narrator: you know,
the powerpuff girls.

Crowd: oh, yeah. Hooray!

Help! Please, help me!

Why? You've
been doing fine
on your own.

Why don't you destroy
the monster yourself?

Hmm? Hmm?
Hmm?

I...i can't.

[Quietly]
well, you see,
i...i can't.

We can't
hear you!

I set up
all of those
other disasters

So I could go in,
save everyone,

And get all
the fame and glory.
Now, please help!

[Crowd gasps]

You mean
the giant fire?

I started it.

The robber
and the old lady?

My cousin
and grandmother.

The train wreck?

Bent the tracks.

And the kids
who beat up
the old man?

Paid them.

[Crowd booing]

Please help me!

Do you promise
to leave the heroics

Up to
the real heroes?

Yes! Yes!

Well... Well...
Well...

Oh, please!
Oh, please!

Ok.
Ok.
Ok.

Now, get!

Mayor:
powerpuff girls,

We want
to apologize.

We didn't realize
how special
you are to us.

We didn't
know how good
we had it.

We're all
very sorry.

Will you give us
another chance?

Well...
Well... Well...

Ok.
Ok. Ok.

[Crowd cheering]

Come on, everybody.

Let's go reinstall
the hot line.

Crowd: yeah!

Coast is
clear, fred.

Sorry we had to
rough you up so much.

That's ok.
I was good,
wasn't i?

Wasn't i?

You were perfect.

No one suspected
we set the whole
thing up. Thanks.

Oh, anytime,
girls.

Oh, but next
time, girls,

Not so rough.

[Laughing]

Oh, fred.

Ow!

[Laughing]

Narrator: oh,
powerpuff girls,

I knew he was a big fake
all the time.

Major man. Why, I bet you
he wasn't even a real major.

Hmm. Ahem.

So once again,
the day is saved

Thanks to
the powerpuff girls.

Narrator:
the city of townsville...

Cannot be seen
from the windowless laboratory

Of the powerpuff girls'
suburban home.

Nevertheless,
it is in this dim den

Where the brightest
of births took place...

The creation
of the powerpuff girls.

Every afternoon,
professor utonium returns

To this subterranean lab

To continue
his noodling with nature.

Oh, here he comes now.

[Professor humming]

Ooh! Oh!

Bubbles:
professor!

Buttercup's
hitting me!

I am not.

Girls, stop!

All: ah! Professor?

Where'd he go?

[Crying]

Look for clues, quick!

Hey, could this
be a clue?

[Mojo jojo's voice]

Who could have done this?

Let's roll!

Narrator: oh, mojo jojo,
what are you up to this time?

Professor: oh, mojo jojo,

What are you up to
this time?

You'll find out
soon enough.

Oh. In fact,
you'll find out
right about...

Now!

If you've hurt
the professor...

Why, girls,
I'm insulted.

Do you really think
I would harm...

My own father?

What?
What?
What?

What you talking
about, mojo?

I wasn't born
a supervillain chimp

With an oversized brain,
you know.

Evil geniuses are made,
not born,

And it was professor utonium
who made me what I am today.

I was once jojo,

The professor's
faithful lab assistant.

We were very happy together,

Until...

You 3 came along.

The blast of chemicals
that created you

Also affected me as well.

My simple simian brain
began to mutate and grow,

And although the accident

Had caused an increase
in my intelligence,

I was completely
overshadowed

By your tremendous
physical powers.

Next to these
superhuman strengths,

My brilliant accomplishments
went unnoticed.

Plus there was
nothing I could do

To compete with
your girlish charms.

I was left
with only one choice...

To dedicate my life
to crushing you

And the world
that loves you.

It is on that day
that jojo became...

Mojo jojo!

What?
What?

I don't believe it.

We had our very own
pet monkey?

Is it true,
professor?

Well, I do remember
a lab monkey
named jojo,

But the rest is...

Uh...well,
actually, I don't
remember much

Before you girls
brightened my life.

You see? That's what
I'm talking about.

It's always the girls,
never poor jojo.

Jojo, I feel horrible.
If there's some way

I could make it
up to you...

Well...there
is one way.

Give me superpowers
like them!

What?
Uh-uh.

No way.

Ok.
[Girls gasp]

But professor...

He's our worst...

Enemy.

And we have only
ourselves to blame.

All the gadgets
and evil plots

Are just a desperate
cry for help

From a little
lost monkey

Whose only wish
is to be an equal member

Of his poor,
neglectful family.

Isn't that
right, jojo?

Yes.

Let's get to work.

Uh...are you sure
this is ok, professor?

Well, of course.
The professor...

Knows
what he's doing.

Right, professor?

Of course, girls.

All this machine
will do

Is copy your powers
into jojo. Ready, jojo?

Ready.

Uh...father?

Son?

Oh, brother.

Oh, thank you,
father.

I was once
a vengeful
mad genius

Bent on destroying
mankind.

Well, now I'm
a vengeful
mad genius

Bent on destroying
mankind...

With superpowers!

[Girls gasp]

I knew
he couldn't
be trusted.

Get him!

[Rumbling]

Oh...how are we
going to beat him?

He's got
every power
we got.

Exactly. We know everything
he can throw at us,

So there's no way
he can surprise us.

It's just a matter
of wearing him down.

Mojo jojo:
oh, girls...

You've forgotten
one thing...

My superior,
better-than-average,

More-than-usual
superior brainpower.

We...
Can't...
Do...

That!
That!
That!

Narrator: oh, no!

Has this sibling rivalry
come to an end?

Has mojo jojo finally defeated
the powerpuff girls?

Yes! I have defeated
the powerpuff girls!

The powerpuff girls
are beaten!

And it is by me
that they are
not victorious!

With my own 2 hands,

I have defeated them.

All the gadgets
and evil plots, useless!

Unnecessary!

Pointless!

Not with
mechanical machines

Will I destroy
this planet

But with my own
bare hands!

[Professor moaning]

Professor: now, jojo,
stop that.

Be a good monkey.

Put that down.

Jojo, please.
Jojo, behave yourself.

Please be good.

[Echoing]
please be good.

Mojo jojo!

Now I remember you.

You were the worst
lab assistant
I ever had!

All you ever did
was break everything

You got your grimy
little paws on.

Oh, you haven't
changed one bit.

I was finally forced
to throw you out when
the girls were born.

As a matter of fact,

It was that very day.

I was busy working
on my formula

For the perfect
little girl.

I had added
the 3 essential
ingredients:

Sugar, spice,
and everything nice,

When all of a sudden,

You pushed me,

Which caused me
to accidentally
smash into

A container
of chemical x,

Which poured into
the perfect girl formula,

Causing a giant expl*si*n,
which resulted in...

The powerpuff girls
being born.

Hey.

Well, what
do you know?

Thanks to your
monkeyshines, mojo,

You kind of created
the powerpuff girls.

What?

I created
the powerpuff girls?

I'm responsible
for their birth?

It was me who caused
them to be?

I triggered
the events that led

To their being
on this earth?

I've dedicated my life

To destroying
what I had a hand
in creating.

I created them.
It's all my fault.

I did it.
It was me.

Well, mojo, keep
in touch...son.

Yeah.

See you
around...

Dad.

[Laughing]

[Narrator laughing]

Wow! Talk about ironic.

Professor creates mojo,
mojo creates girls...

It's crazy, I tell you.
Ha ha! Yeah.

So once again,
the day is saved

Thanks to the powerpuff girls.

But...thanks originally
to mojo jojo.

Mojo jojo: it was me.

It was me. It was me.

It was me. It was me.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come ♪

♪ Just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

Powerpuff!