01x06 - Telephonies/Tough Love

[bunniefuu]

Sugar, spice,

And everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

To create the perfect
little girl.

But professor utonium
accidentally added

An extra ingredient
to the concoction...

Chemical x.

[expl*si*n]

Thus,

The powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their ultra super powers,

Blossom, bubbles
and buttercup

Have dedicated their lives
to fighting crime

And the forces of evil!

Announcer:
the city of townsville.

And what a beautiful city
she is! Full of...

[Ring]
oh, excuse me.

Uh, hello?

Telephone caller:
yeah, listen, jerkface.
You good-for-nothing toad.

You can't talk to me like that!

How about this?
I think you stink!

I can smell you
over the phone!

Why, I oughta...
Who is this?

[Dial tone]

Hello? Hello!

Oh, the gangrene g*ng.

Why, you crank-calling
good-for-nothings.

When I get my hands
on you I'll...

What a dope!

Yeah, what a dope.

Hey, ace, ace.
Do another one, huh?

Yes, yes.
Do another one.

All right,
all right.

Let's see.

[Ringing]

Cafe de paris.

Yeah, listen.
Do you have frogs' legs?

But of course.

What, do you hop
to work, then?
Jerk!

[Laughing]

Ok, arturo,
you're up!

Ok, ssh, ssh.
It's ringing!

Hello?

Hi.
Am I speaking to
the man of the house?

Yes, by golly,
you are!

Well, then,
you just won
$10 million.

T-$10 million d...
$10 Million?

Oh, wow!

I've never won
anything in my life!

Please hold.

Sure, I'll hold.

Ssh, ssh.

[Dial tone]

[Laughing]

Ok, who's next?

Oh, me!

Give me
the telephone.

I'll make you laugh very hard
with my stories?

No!
Jeepers!

[Ringing]

Hello?

Hi.

Who is this?

Billy.

Billy who?

Big billy!

Hey, is this
some kind of
crank call?

Yes.

Well, it's not
a very good one.

I'm sorry.

Ah, come on.
Give me that.

Prince albert
in the fridge!

That was pathetic!

We're sorry, ace.
We can be funnier!

Nah, it ain't the jokes,
it's the pranks!

They're too small-time.

We're the gangrene g*ng,
for crying out loud!

We need something big.

Something this whole city
will never forget! Huh...

Boys, I think I got it!

[Ring]

Hello?

Oh, miss bellum.

You need me to leave
the office?

Sir, we need you

To cut the ribbon
at the new mini-mall.

Hurry, mayor.
The crowd is
getting restless.

[Chanting] we want to shop!
We want to shop!

Hurry!

[Laughing]

Let's go!

[Squeak]

[Gasps]

Very strange.

He's just
standing there.

Should we see
if he's ok?

[Buzzing]

An emergency!

The professor
will have to wait.

Hello?

What's the trouble,
mayor?

Mojo jojo is
at it again?

Blah. Hurry!

[Laughing]

[Snoring]

[Glass smashing]

What?

[Grunting]
ooh, ooh, ooh!

What is the meaning
of th...

Ooh!

Don't play dumb.

We know you've got
some evil plot under way.

What are you
talking about?

Oh, like you don't
have a giant robot
ready to smash townsville!

No.

No diabolical plans
to destroy the world?

No.

Turn everyone
into zombies and
you scare people?

Oh, for crying out loud,
no!

I had no intention
of committing any crimes.

Today!

Then what were
you doing before
we got here?

Sleeping!

Before that.

Reading the paper!

Oh.

Well, you better
behave yourself
or we'll be back!

Oh, goodness.
I'd better not snore!

How embarrassing!

Huh?

Professor,
what are you...

[Buzzing]
[gasps]

The hot line!

Hello?

Fuzzy lumkins
has gone plumb crazy?

Are you sure?

We're on our way.

[Laughing]

[Banjo chords]

Ok, fuzzy.
Prepare to get stung?

Ohh!

This is for
anything you broke.

Hey!

This is for
anyone you hurt.

And this is for
taking a bath!

Uh-oh.
I think maybe he was
just taking a bath.

Fuzzy?
Oh, we didn't
mean to...

[Heavy breathing]

I guess you weren't
going crazy.

You were just
taking a bath!

[Giggling]

Strike two for
the mayor.

Yeah.
First mojo's innocent,

Then fuzzy lumkins
is clean.

What's next?!

[Buzzing]

Hello, mayor!

[Excited talking
on other end]

Are you sure?

Really? Really?

Really?

Oh, ok.
We're on it.

Is he pulling
our leg again?

No, this time
it's serious!

It's...him!

You mean
the evilest of evil?

The cruelest
of cruel?

The mayor wouldn't
joke about this one.

Come on, let's go!

[Laughing]

Here we go, ladies.

And squat...and up.

And squat...and up.

And squat...and up.

Ok, legs up, 2, 3?

Arms out...and reach.

[Glass smashing]

Tv:
kick your legs all
the way around.

Hello, girls.

What a pleasant
surprise!

Ooh, what's
the occasion?

Uh, we were wondering...-

How I stay so fit?

Well, now you know.

Uh, no.
Actually, did you do
anything evil today?

No, not today.

Why do you ask?

No reason.
Just wondering.

This figure doesn't
come easy, you know.

I took a little time
off to get into shape.

So, you haven't been.

Nope.

Ok, I guess we'll
see you later.

I guess you will!

Ok. Bye, then.

Good-bye, girls.
Come back soon!

Good-bye!

All right,
all right, fuzzy.

I heard you
the first time.

I know, I know...

[Beep]
hold on, fuzzy.

There's someone
on the other line.

Mojo, it's me.
Him!

Yes, sir!
What is it?

You won't believe
what just happened.

The powerpuff girls
just broke in
unexpected?

What?
How did you know?

The same thing
happened to me
and fuzzy lumkins.

He's on
the other line.

Well, put him on!

Bushwhacked in
my birthday suit!

This is an outrage.

You are right.
We're all
citizens.

Evil citizens,
but citizens
nonetheless.

Birthday suit!
Ooh-hoo!

We should complain.

But to who?

[Ring]

[Ringing]

Hello?

I'd like to
speak with the mayor!

Uh, he's not here
right now.

Could I take
a massage?

Do you know when
he'll be back?

Uh, I don't know.

Grubber tricked
the mayor into leaving

So we could break in
and use the powerpuff hot line

To make crank calls.

Ha-ha!
You don't say.

Well, to whom might
I be speaking?

Uh, this is billy.

Billy who?

Big billy from
the gangrene g*ng.
Who is this?

[Click, dial tone]
hello!

[g*nf*re]

So, you guys like
to make crank calls.

[Alarm bell]

Cut the ribbon, pshaw.

Oh, my!

[Buzzing]

Hello?

Mayor: powerpuff girls,
you're not gonna
believe this!

The gangrene g*ng,
mojo jojo, fuzzy lumkins
and him are fighting

Right here in
my office!

Yeah, right, mayor.
Very funny!

[Buzzing]

[Sizzling]

Good night, professor!

So once again,
the day is saved,
thanks to...

Mojo, fuzzy
and him?

Announcer:
the city of townsville.

The city of brotherly love.

Or should I say
sisterly love?

Love for those devout doers
of dangerous deeds

And dutiful, uh, things.

The powerpuff girls!

[Meow, meow]

[Meow, meow]

[Ding]

[Buzzing]

[Glass smashing]

[Creak, pop]

[Explosions]

Oh h* h* h*.

Those little scamps
are so adorable.

How we just love
the powerpuff girls!

Ooh, how I hate
the powerpuff girls!

Hate the powerpuff girls?
Who could hate the...

Oh, no.
Please don't let it be...him!

Ooh, powerpuff girls,
save us!

Powerpuff girls, we need you.

Oh, powerpuff girls,
we love you.

Powerpuff girls,
powerpuff girls,

Powerpuff girls!

Oh, mr. Quackers,
am I the only one

Who hates those
adorable little brats?

[Squeak, squeak]

You hate them, too?

Oh, I knew I could
count on you.

But how could
I possibly beat them

With all that love
surrounding them?

What's that
you say?

Yes, that's
brilliant!

Oh, mr. Quackers,
you are so smart.

Quite a positively
evil scheme
you've hatched,

And I'll finally
be rid of those girls...

Forever!

[Evil laughter]

Poor unsuspecting townsville,
all snug in your beds,

Unaware of the evil that takes
place high above your heads.

And so with a flick of my wrist
and a twirl of my claw,

I'll be rid of those girls
once and for all!

[Evil laughter]

[Meow, meow]

Hey, look.

That cute little kitty
is stuck in the tree again.

Come on, let's help out.

Hello, kitty.
It's bubbles here
to save you again.

[Yowling]

Hey.
What's gotten
into that cat?

I said get your
hands off of me!

But lady, we're trying
to help you get your cat
out of the tree.

I said get!

[Yowling]

Ooh, oh-oh, ow, ow!

Landsakes, take your paws
off of my cat!

What the heck
is going on?!

Oh, oh, ow!
Hey, quit it, stop it!

[Alarm rings]

Saved by the schoolbell!

Let's beat it!

Well, well, well.
The powerpuff girls...

t*rd!

What?

Huh?
No way!

Hah-haw.

Hey!

Miss keene,
billy threw
a paper ball at me.

Billy lipowitz!

Throwing paper
just won't do.

You should try apples.
They're much harder!

Hey!

Class, please
join me.

I've heard of
class struggles,

But this is ridiculous!

[Buzzing]

It's the mayor.

Let's get out of here!

Mayor, we got here
as soon as we could.

What's the problem?

Oh, the pickle
jar again.

Don't worry, mayor.
We'll have that jar
open in a jiffy.

Hey, unwield
my pickles,
you fiend!

Why, that's grounds
for immediate
incarceration!

Get 'em, boys.

[Glass smashing]

Miss bellum, would you
care to go first?

It would be
my pleasure.

Um, we'd love to stay
and hang out with the guys,

But i...i think I hear
the professor calling.

Y-yeah,
some other time.

Ha-ha.
Maybe we could
have tea!

Wow, this has
turned out to be
one freaky day!

Yeah, something strange
is going on.

Professor:
aw, for crying out loud,
would you three
shut up for once!

Always griping
and moaning about something.

Sheesh, you give
me a headache!

Let's go see
the professor.

Maybe he has
some answers.

Professor, something
odd is happening
around townsville

And we need your help...

How many times have
I told you girls

Not to come
barging in like that?

It's not nice!

Whoa!

Now, come here, girls!

Quick! Out the front door!

Destroy powerpuff girls!

Crowd:
we must destroy
powerpuff girls!

Why are you people
doing this?

Don't you
love us anymore?

Yeah, you act
as if you...as if you...

Him:
hate you?

Yeah. Hate us!

W-w-who said that?

Why, I did, of course.

It's him!

Right you are, girls!

And right you are
about your loved ones!

Take your claws
off the professor!

What's he ever
done to you?

Oh, it's not what
he's done to me,

But what he's going
to do to you!

As you see,
I've taken all
of their love for you

And turned...

It into hate!

[Gasps]

Now they will destroy you,

And you poor helpless creatures
won't be able to fight back.

Ow!

Because the powerpuff girls
would never hurt
the ones they love.

Oh, no, they wouldn't.

Aah!

Now destroy them!

All right,
that does it!

Come on, you guys.

Get up and fight!

Buttercup,
what are you doing?

We can't hurt
the ones we love!

Those people
aren't our loved ones.

Our loved ones would
never want to hurt us.

Hey, yeah.

They're just pawns
in his evil scheme.

[Snickering]
well, you know.

Which means...

Let's get him!

Uh-oh.

[Yowling]

Don't ever make us
have to do that
again!

Or it will be
your last!

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

You girls
underestimate me.

I never give
repeat performances.

But I assure you...

I'll be back!

[Evil laughter]

So now you know why
we had to do what we did.

We all feel really bad,
and hope that you'll forgive us.

Besides, it hurt us
a lot more than
it hurt you.

Well, now,
we wouldn't say that!

[Laughing]

Ha ha ha...oh!
Don't worry,
we forgive you.

Because once again,
the day is saved,
thanks to...

The powerpuff girls!

Oh, nurse...

Isn't it time
for my sponge bath?

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come ♪

♪ Just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff ♪

♪ Girls ♪

♪ Powerpuff! ♪♪♪