10x08 - Divide and Conquer

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[ Blow Lands ]

[ Grunts ]
Ah. So he wants to
get tough, does he?

[ Grunts ]

I think he does, dude.

You Turtles aren't as tough
as I have heard.

Donatello,
watch his hands!

Whoa! Oh!
Plasma blasters?

What else has this guy
got up his sleeve?

Whoa!

Michelangelo,
where are you going?

Whoa!

Ten more seconds
and I win!
[ Beeping ]

[ Engine Roaring ]

You can't stop me
with that hunk of junk,
earthling!

This is a classic
hunk of junk, dude!

[ Tires Screeching ]
[ Grunts ]

All right, space case.

Tell us where you came from
and what you're doing here!

Hey!

Ah, he's gone too.

Oh, man. That's
the sixth alien this week
who's disappeared...

before we could
question him.

And the last one stole
one of my best grapplers.

What gives with these dudes?

I don't know, but we're
gonna catch the next one
and find out.

[ Shrieks ]

[ Muttering, Squawking ]

Ninety-one seconds.

[ Grunts ]
[ Creatures Muttering,
Chirping ]

Who else wants
to try their luck?

Survive 90 seconds against
Earth's Ninja Turtles,

and I'll guarantee you
power and wealth
beyond your dreams.

[ Squawking, Chattering ]

[ Michelangelo Sighs ]
What a wild week, dudes.

You're telling me.
No matter where we go,
some weird alien turns up.

I wonder how they know
where to find us.

[ Grunts ] Man, I've had
this awful itch ever since
that first alien attacked us.

Hey. There's something
in my shell.

Wow. Looks like
a metal flea.
[ Beeping ]

And it's transmitting
a signal!

So that's how they knew
where we were.

Quick! Get rid of it!

Too late, earthlings!

[ Groans ]

[ Turtles Shouting ]

Stop that blue babe, dudes,
before I surf this van
right off the cliff!

All right.
Tell us where you came from
and what you want with us.

Sorry, but I don't
have time to chat.

She's a shape changer.

Correct! And how do you
like this shape?

[ Grunts ]
[ Grunting ]

I think you need
to lose some weight.

Cowabunga!

Hurry up, guys.

I can't reach
the emergency button,
dude!

Thanks for the souvenir.
Be seeing you.

Michelangelo, now!

[ Sighs ]
I don't get it.

I mean, I'm sure
we would have defeated her,

but why would she leave
just when she had
the upper hand?

Beats me.
But at least we got rid
of that homing device.

The next alien
won't find us so easily.

Well, maybe not.
But that homing device looked
an awful lot like a microbot.

Yeah. Which means we're
probably dealing with
the Dregg-meister himself.

[ Chattering, Squeaking ]

[ Cheering ]

Enough!
I've got what I came for.
The games are over.

You five, come with me.

I've got a job for you.

Why would aliens attack us
for no apparent reason,

take something
of no value...

then just leave
after 90 seconds?

Maybe turtle wrestling
is a new event
in the galactic Olympics?

Hmm. I wonder if there have
been other alien sightings.

Hey, I'll check
with April.

[ Communicator Chiming ]
[ Michelangelo ]
Yo, uh, April?

You still up?

Awake and working.
[ Chuckling ]

What's up, Michelangelo?

Well, hey, listen.
We were just wondering
if you heard anything...

about any alien-type dudes,
uh, showing up
around the planet.

No.
Um, but hold on a sec.

I'll check the Net.

Hmm. Nothing.
But I'll call you
if anything comes up.

'Kay. Thanks, April.

Hmph. It just doesn't
make any sense.

Why would we
be the only ones
who were attacked?


can answer that question.

I think Raphael's right.

I've just traced
the transporter energy...

that beamed those aliens
to Earth.

It's coming from the black hole
where we last saw Dregg.
[ Beeping ]

I wonder what kind
of scheme he's hatching.

Shh. I think
I hear someone.

Oh, no.
Maybe it's another alien
and he found our lair.

[ Karate Yells ]

Oh. [ Chuckling ]
Sorry, Sensei.

We thought you were, uh--
you know, someone else.

My students,
your tension causes you
to be unnerved.

Perhaps you should meditate
with me for a while.

[ Bubbling ]

Be sure to keep
the temperature and pressure
at the optimum levels.

Lord Dregg.

I'm glad you're here.

The microbot breeding tanks
are nearly full.

Never mind that.
Give me a container
of microbots.

But-But-But, sire,
we need all of
the microbots...

if we are to complete
our invasion fleet
on schedule.

I showed you
the calculations.

You fool, Mung!

When I had the power
of Krang and Shredder,

I was this close
to defeating those Turtles.

I don't care about
the invasion timetables.

I only want those Turtles.

They have thwarted
my every plan.

[ Chuckling ]
But-But-But, Lord Dregg--

Silence! I need microbots
to build something special,

something that
will help me destroy
those inferior reptiles.

[ Sighs ]
Respectfully, Lord Dregg,

you have lost sight
of our goal to conquer Earth.

You are obsessed with
destroying the Turtles.

And I will destroy anyone
who dares get in my way,

including you, Mung.

[ Gasps ]

Let's go.

You're mad, Dregg!
Mad!

I only need one more thing
to accomplish my plan...

to defeat the Turtles.

Hurry!
Commence construction.

What are you building,
Lord Dregg?

You'll see soon enough.

[ Together ]
Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai!

Good. Now, let your minds
be still, like calm water...

and focus on the new move
I taught you.

Your turn, Leonardo.

I don't think he can
do it to me, Sensei.

I'm just too darn fast.

[ Splinter ]
Now, Leonardo!

[ Grunts ]
Yeah!

Whoa. That's one
radical move, Sensei.

You got any others?

Learn the Flying Claw well,

and you won't need
any others.

At last it's done.

The morphogenesis
exoskeleton.

[ Laughing ]
[ Beeps ]

When do you tell us
what it does?

I'll do better than that.

I'll show you.

It's a trap!

Yes. And one from which
you cannot escape.

Now, to absorb you
into my body.

No!

Lord Dregg, don't!

I'll smash you for this.

At last I'm ready to destroy
those repugnant reptiles.

[ Maniacal Laughing ]

You fellas
should be practicing.

This Flying Claw move
will come in handy
when the next alien comes.

If he comes.
It's been hours
since the last one.

[ Alarm Wailing ]
It's the early warning
system.

[ Typing ]

Someone's beamed down
in the city
not far from here.

And... time to welcome
contestant number eight...

to Beat That Turtle!

Let's go!

[ Squeaking ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Beeping Faster ]

Whoever or whatever it was
beamed down right here.

[ Dregg ]
I'm glad to see
you've come, reptiles.

[ Footsteps Approach ]

I wouldn't want you to miss
your untimely demise.

- Where are they, Dregg?
- Who?

You know--
your bogus alien buds!

There's no one here
except me.

Four against one?
You're making a big mistake,
Dregg.

[ Beeps ]

Uh, question-- Why do I get
the feeling we're the ones
who made the big mistake?

Those aliens
that battled you...

were the most powerful
in all the galaxies.

Now I possess
all of their powers...

multiplied
a hundred more!

I've been waiting a long time
for this moment.

I'm going to enjoy
destroying you.

[ Grunts, Groaning ]

- He's got Donatello.
- Not for long.

Help me tie this off.

Looks like we've dropped
your anchor, Dregg.

You foolish little beings
have no concept of my power.

Oops.
I think he's right.

Unless one of you guys knows
King Kong's phone number,

I suggest
we get out of here now!

Raphael's right.
We'd better head back
to the sewer.

You can't get away,
reptiles.

It's hopeless.
[ Laughing ]

If Dregg is a good bowler,
we're in mondo trouble, dudes!

Jump!

You can run,
but you can't hide.

[ Electricity Pulsing ]

Whoa! Dregg must be able
to see right through
the street!

We've gotta
get out of here.

[ Grunts ]
Dudes, help!

I've got them now.

[ Grunts ]
[ Grunts ]

Quick!
Into the lower drains.

I'll slow down Dregg.

[ Shouts ]

[ Gasps ]

Bet that gave him
a headache.

Which means
he'll be madder than ever
when it wears off.

Come on!

Man, it's a good thing
turtles have hard shells.

Oh. You're tellin' me.

There must be some way
to stop Dregg.

I don't know.
With that morphing jazz,
he's one tough hombre.

When the hermit crab
wants to impress its enemies,

it gets a bigger shell.

Hey, Sensei is right.

We need a bigger shell!

But not a turtle shell.

[ Beeps ]

Of course!
It's Krang's old
android body.

It's not only powerful,

it's equipped with its own
molecular expander.

Uh, what?

A device that increases
the space between atoms,

thus increasing the size
of Krang's android body.

Yeah, but, dudes,
Krang's android body
was in the Technodrome.

And we destroyed
the Technodrome.

Yes, but Krang's android body
is practically indestructible,

and chances are,
it's still intact.

Oh! So, all we have to do
is go to Dimension X,

find it
and bring it back.

Oh, no.
Not the portal.

Oh, dude, last time we used
that bogus contraption,

it was a major wipeout.

Will you please stop worrying?
I'm sure I can control it
this time.

See? What'd I tell you?

[ Wind Howling ]

It's not what you told us
that worries me.

It's what you're not
telling us.

[ Beeps ]

Dregg!
What do you want?

Something
only you can give me.

Bait.

Okay. Okay. I think
I got it stabilized.

Reptiles,
I've got your friend.

Unless you want me
to transport her...

to the labor mines
of Dimension X,

I suggest
you come rescue her.

Don't do it, guys!
It's a--

[ Crackling ]

We've got to help her.

Yeah, but we've gotta
get Krang's android body...

if we're ever
gonna stop Dregg!

Right.
You and Raphael
go to April's.

Michelangelo and I will
jump through the portal.

Okay.
The coordinates are set.

Now let's go
before they drift.

Hey, I got, like,
a better idea, dude.

How 'bout if we just, um,
wait for a, uh--
[ Shouts ]

...better wave.

I told you
there was nothing
to worry about.

Hey, look!
There's the Technodrome.

I'm getting a signal.
Come on!
[ Beeping ]

[ Beeping Continues ]

[ Grunts ]
Get out! It's a trap!

She's right.

And after
I've gotten rid of you,

I'll take care of
your other two reptile friends.

Name your preference,
reptiles--

the liquid nitrogen
spray...

or the carbide
shredder.

Well, if you're
giving us a choice,

I'll take a two-week
paid vacation to Hawaii.

In that case, allow me
to choose for you.

[ Grunts ]

It's the deep freeze
for you, reptiles!

Rock and roll time!

You're walkin'
on thin ice, Dregg.
[ Grunts ]

No!

[ Crashing ]
Come on. We've gotta
get out of here.

[ Tires Screeching ]

There's no way out,
reptiles!

[ Tires Screech ]

- Give me a hand.
- You found it, dude!

[ Roaring ]

Or did it find us?
[ Grunting ]

[ Groaning ]
Get them.

[ Grunting ]

Look out!
There's another one.

[ Michelangelo ]
No sweat, dude!

[ Growling ]

Enough fun and games, dude.

We gotta find
Krang's android body.

Oh, no. I busted the scanner
when I busted
that wacko android.

We'll never find it now.

We still got one chance.

Yo! Tin man!

Tell us where
Krang's android body is,
and I'll cut you down.

There,
behind bulkhead.

Good answer.

[ Whimpering ]

We found it!
Help me pick it up.

I sure hope we can get back
to the portal in time.

[ Donatello ] We don't
have to. The Technodrome's
got its own portal.

This way.

There's a turnoff
over there!

[ Raphael ]
Uh, do you know where
this road leads?

No.
Good.

Then I'm not going to upset
any of your friends when I
knock down their gate!

[ Blaster Shot ]

[ Blaster Shot ]

Raphael, look out!

[ Tires Screeching ]

We're boxed in!
Where's Dregg?

[ Leonardo, Raphael ]
Whoa!

Why do I think we're
about to find out?

A junkyard.

What an appropriate end
for such worthless beings.

I'm not sure
this old Technodrome portal has
enough power to get us back.

If we don't go now, dude,
we're gonna be
the key ingredient...

in a kettle
of Ninja Turtle soup!

[ Beeps ]

Cowa--

...bunga!

Hurry, Donatello!

Press the molecular
whatchamajigger
and make this thing big!

Stand back.

[ Beeps ]

Have a pleasant trip
to the next world,
Turtles!

Huh?

Surf's up, dude,
and so are we!

It's no use.

The electromagnet on the crane
is jamming the doors!

What on earth is that?

It's Michelangelo
and Donatello!

They made it back
from Dimension X.

Oh! Any closer, and Dregg
will be drinking a can of
fresh-squeezed Turtle juice.

[ Grunting ]

Can't you make this thing
any bigger, Donatello?

My foot's goin' to sleep.

The bigger I make it,
the sooner it'll collapse.

- Collapse?
- You mean I didn't tell ya?

The gravitational stress
on the atoms...

will cause the electron rings
to implode in the square root
of the half-life.

[ Grunts ]
In English, dude?

That means
we've got one minute
to stop Dregg...

before this thing shrinks
to the size of a Ping-Pong ball
and explodes!

Bummer.

Raphael, see if you can
turn the van and give me
a clear shot at Dregg.

Coming right up.
[ Grunts ]

[ Engine Revving ]

Aah!

We got him, dude!

Not by a long shot, fools.

After I crush your friends
into oblivion,

you're next.

We've only got five seconds
before we shrink.

That's just enough time
to do the move, dude!

Of course. Of course.
Gotta relax.

Focus!

No! Let go of me!

Time to bail!

[ Donatello ]
Quick! It's gonna
explode any second!

[ Dregg ]
No!

Hey, guys? Could you, um,
let us down... gently?

You are truly
exceptional students,

and I am proud
to be your equal.

Uh, you mean proud
to be our sensei,
don't you?

"Sensei" means leader,
or guide,

but you no longer
need a guide.

Like the lion,
you have no superior
in the jungle of life.

You know, we really can
handle anyone or anything.

[ Popping ]
What's that?

Whoops.

[ Beeps ]
Yep. We can handle
anything, all right.

Except
Donatello's cooking.