07x20 - Attack of the Neutrinos

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[POLICE SIRENS BLARING
DISTANTLY]

This jewelry store is where

the Mole Squad pulled
their most recent heist.

LEONARDO:
Now I see why

they call themselves
the Mole Squad.

They've been digging
their way into banks

and stores throughout the city.

Maybe we can lead you to them.

And right
to a Channel 6 exclusive.

Okay, doc,

we've given you all
the gear you need.

Now where's our goodies?

But-- The Sonic Pulverizer
isn't ready.

That's Dr. Floyd O'Toole,
the scientist.

Well, he's been missing
for weeks.

[LAUGHS]

With this gizmo,

we'll be able
to dig through anything.

LEONARDO:
I hope you dig
splitting headaches.

[ALL GRUNT]

All right, you moles,

Us moles can burrow right
wethrough your crummy shells.

Whoa!

[GRUNTING]

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH GRUNT]

[GASPS]

My Sonic Pulverizer.

I never intended
for it to hurt anyone.

To the mole hole.

Hurry!

[expl*si*n]

DONATELLO:
Come on. We can follow them.

RAPHAEL:
Uh, anybody got a shovel?

I got it all on tape, guys.

Oh, this is horrible.

Horrible!

Oh, I don't know.

A few curtains,
a little wallpaper--

Could be really cozy.

No. I mean my Sonic Pulverizer.

Every time I turn around,

some criminal is trying
to use one of my inventions

as a weapons.

Well, this is the last straw.

I'm giving up science.

I'll gather up all my notes
and plans

and destroy them.

I'll become a claims adjuster.

No, an insurance salesman.

That's it!

Take these until I can gather up

the rest of notes from my lab.

Guard them with your lives.

Especially this videocassette.

It's the only record of
the plans for my Hover Thruster.

My greatest invention yet.

Promise me you'll guard it

until I can get back to you.

Well, we better get
this stuff back to the lair.

And I'd better get back
to Channel 6.

I've got a story
to get on the air.

Uh, April,
don't forget your tape.

Thanks, guys.

Catch you on the news.

[♪♪♪]

Can you imagine wanting
to destroy

all this scientific knowledge?

Yeah, that Dr. O'Toole
sure pulled

a sudden career switch, huh?

Mondo midlife crisis, dude.

Still, it is his decision.

We must respect his wishes

and guard these papers.

And this videotape.

I don't understand
why he's so upset, sensei.

After all, not all inventions
are dangerous.

Yours are.
They always blow up.

Well, that's not what I meant.

Take my new Transdimensional
Communicator for example.

Transdimensional Communicator?

Yeah, I invented it
so we could stay in touch

with the Neutrinos.

Whoa. We haven't heard
from those space dudes

in ages.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's give them a shout
on the Transdimensional horn.

[♪♪♪]

KALA:
It's sure good to hear

from you crazy reptiles.

But right now
we gotta zap.

We've got Rock Soldiers
on our tails.

We'll catch
you later alligators.

ZAK:
Come on, Neutrinos.

Let's burn ions.

Rev it up, cats.

The squares are gaining on us.

Stay cool.

We'll duck in behind
that big space rock.

ZAK:
Uh-oh. General Traag.

TRAAG:
At last. Neutrinos.

[LAUGHS]

The fun's over.

[♪♪♪]

Uh-huh, she's gone.

Now I can find out
about this mysterious story

she's been working on.

April's minicam.

This must be it.

Whatever it is.

What if I
just scooped her on it.

Oh, that would be low.

Awful. Horrible.

[LAUGHS]

I'll do it.

Cue this up.

I'm going on the air with it.

ANNOUNCER:
We interrupt this program
for a special news bulletin.

This is Vernon Fenwick
with an exclusive story

which reveals the shocking
truth about, uh--

You just have
to see for yourself.

This is the schematic
for my Hover Thruster engine.

The key to this design
is a highly resilient housing

with a modified crossed design.

What in the world is that?

KRANG:
It looks like the design

for a highly compact,
super-powerful jet thruster.

This gives the engine
a stress vector quotient of 92.

Uh, sorry, wrong tape.

We'll have that story later.

Blast! If I'm right,

that engine is powerful enough
to lift the entire Technodrome.

We would be invincible
once more.

You must go to Channel 6
and get that tape.

Hold it!
If we attack Channel 6

we'll have those miserable
turtles all over us.

Lord Krang.

Yes? Oh, Traag.

Make it quick.

Good news, sire.

We've finally captured
the Neutrinos.

Shredder, that's it.

Standby, Traag.
I want those brats.

Activate the
Transdimensional Portal.

TRAAG:
Your prisoners, Lord Krang.

But how are these three
going to help us?

They're friends
of those wretched reptiles.

Yeah. We'll never help
you dirtbags.

And we'd never hurt
the turtles.

By the time
I'm through with you,

you'll want to tear them apart.

ZAK:
Cats, I get the feeling

we're not gonna like this.

Now, to activate

the Neuralizer.

Suddenly, I feel really bad.

Yeah. I feel
like breaking stuff.

[SNICKERS]

I feel like doing some crimes.

Now go. And take out all
your newfound aggression

on those rotten turtles.

DASK:
Yeah.

Let's bust some shell, man.

Well, what are you
waiting for?

Go get the turtles.

Don't boss me around, you cube.

There's plenty
of trouble I can cause

right here.

Oh, darn. Darn it, darn!

She's going
to ruin everything.

Stop her, Shredder. Stop her.

Bebop, Rocksteady,

go get her.

I'm still worried
about the Neutrinos.

Hey, it's them, the Neutrinos.

How did they get here?

Dudes, are we glad to see you.

TURTLES:
Whoa!

Was it something I said?

LEONARDO:
I don't know.

But I get the impression

this isn't a friendly visit.

[♪♪♪]

Neutrinos,
what's gotten into you?

I thought we were buds, buds.

ZAK:
We aren't buds.

DASK:
We're bad.

These turtles bug me, man.

They really bug me.

[ALL SCREAM]

That takes care of them.

Now, let's go get
some real kicks.

[MICHELANGELO GRUNTING]

Come on, compadres.

It takes more
than a few tons of rock

to stop us turtles.

Yeah. We're that thickheaded.

There's something
very fishy going on here.

One minute the Neutrinos

are being chased
by Rock Soldiers in Dimension X,

and then suddenly
they're totally evil.

You're thinking Krang
and Shredder.

Your trophy
is in the mail.

[♪♪♪]

BEBOP:
Man, she's gonna wreck
the whole joint

if we don't stop her.

Out of my way,
you mutant squares.

[BEBOP SNORTS]

That's enough, girlie.

Beat it, you cube.

Ooh, come on.

We can stop her.

BEBOP:
Oh, no, we can't.

[BOTH SCREAM]

[LOUD WARBLING NOISE]

Hey, what--?

What's going on?

Uh-oh. I gotta
get out of here.

[ENGINE STARTS]

ROCKSTEADY:
Ooh, come back you.

BOTH:
Uh-oh.

Uh, everything's
okay, boss.

Uh, we got rid
of that Neutrino girl.

Now you can get
that tape from Channel 6.

[♪♪♪]

Tear it up, hepcat.

[TIRES SCREECH]

DONATELLO:
All right, Neutrinos

We don't wanna hurt you,

but we've gotta stop you.

Follow them!
I don't think this

is the drive-through
window, dude.

[TIRES SCREECH]

I don't know
who's doing more damage,

us or them?

[TIRES SCREECH]

We're cornered.

DASK:
We've got those squares

where we want them.

It's Kala.

Now we're really cooked.

Back off you guys.

ZAK:
We're outnumbered, man.

DASK:
Yeah, the chick's a traitor.

ZAK:
Let's cut off.

DASK:
But we'll be back.

LEONARDO:
Kala, you're all right.

DONATELLO:
But what gives with the others?

Krang brought us
to the Technodrome

and used some rays that, like,

zapped our minds, man.

But how did you get over it?

It was--

Uh, I can't remember.

DONATELLO:
Well, you've gotta remember,
Kala.

It's our only hope
of getting Dask and Zak

back to normal.

APRIL:
Do you mean to tell me

that you took a tape

of a top-secret invention

and broadcasted
it all over town?

Well, I only aired
a minute of it.

Nice going, Vernon.

Dr. O'Toole was very worried
about his design

falling into the wrong hands.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, don't be ridiculous, April.

I want that tape.

Sure. No problem.

Tie the others up.

We don't want the turtles
finding out we were here.

Oh, boy.

♪ We get to tie up April ♪

I love being a bad guy.

Oh, what--?
What about me?

You're going
to tell us where to find

the Hover Thruster's inventor,

once we get you
to the Technodrome.

Oh, but I don't know anything.

SHREDDER:
That's never stopped you

from talking before.

LEONARDO:
Think, Kala.

Was it a bright light?

KALA: Uh...
DONATELLO: Or intense heat?

...uh...
MICHELANGELO: Or cold?

...uh...

Did somebody splash you
with water?

...uh--
Was it some kind of gas?

Uh-- I don't know!
I don't know!

[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]

Try.
[WHISTLES]

One at a time.

That's it.

The whistle.

That makes sense.

I read somewhere
that high-frequency sounds

can affect
the brains neurotransmitters.

Are you thinking
what I think you're thinking?

The Sonic Pulverizer.

We're gonna have to find
the Mole Squad's main hideout

and get it away from them.

DONATELLO:
It should be easy to find them
with the porta-tracker.

RAPHAEL:
Yeah. Then comes the hard part.

KRANG:
It's so brilliantly simple.

I'll have
the Hover Thruster complete

in a matter of hours.

What about the reporter?

I want this Dr. O'Toole.

He's a brilliant scientist

who could be very helpful
to us, Shredder.

And he's going to tell me,

even if I have to extract

the information from his brain.

MOLE:
We'll come up through the ground

and clean the museum out.

Boys, with this
Sonic Pulverizer,

no place in the city
will be safe from us.

Correction. No place in
the city will be safe for you.

It's time for maximum payback.

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[WHIRRING]

Taste turtle steel,
dirt-breath.

[MOLE GRUNTS]

[SNICKERING]

Now what are you going
to do, turtle, huh?

Oh, something like this.

Hyah!
Huh?

Catch.

Got it.

KALA:
I did what you guys said.

I pretended to make up
with Dask and Zak,

and told them
I'd help zap you cats.

Then they should
be here any minute.

Better step it up,
Donatello.

I've gotta make sure this thing
puts out the right frequency

without pulverizing
the Neutrinos.

Okay. It's done.

RAPHAEL:
Good. Because here they come.

DASK:
Okay, kitten,

where are those unhip turtles?

Right here, Dask.

You know,
suddenly I'd wish I had time

to test these modifications.

ZAK:
Kala betrayed us again.

Let's nail
those finger-popping squares.

Uh, guys, it's not working.

Why do these things
always happen

right before the commercial, hm?

[♪♪♪]

Sorry. This sonic device
just isn't working.

Oh, now he tells us.

Kala, you'll have
to hold them off

until Donatello
can get it working.

I'm on it, hepcats.

[♪♪♪]

[ALL SCREAM]

April.

What happened here?

Who did this to you?

How long have you been tied up?

[MUFFLED GRUNTS]

Oh, right.

You can't talk.

[GASPS]

Get me loose, Irma.

I've gotta contact the turtles.

No. That's not it.

[TURTLECOM BEEPS]

APRIL:
Guys, it's--

This isn't
a good time, April.

Okay, Kala. This is it.

Got it.

[SONIC BUZZING]

I feel real

cool, man.

KALA:
Dask, Zak, you're okay.

DASK:
Thanks to you turtles.

Dudes, it looks like
everything's gonna be okay.

[TURTLECOM BEEPS]

APRIL:
Uh, guys, remember me?

Huh? Oh, right.

What is it, April?

Oh, nothing much.

Except Shredder's got
that videotape

of Dr. O'Toole's plans,

and he's probably using them
for some evil scheme right now.

Oh, and he kidnapped Vernon.

How did he get that tape?

It's in the lair
with Master Splinter.

Oh, no, it isn't.

We must have accidentally
switched tapes somehow.

You know what this means?

We're gonna have to break
into the Technodrome.

Yeah. And stop Krang
and Shredder

from using that invention.
Whatever it is.

We can get you cats to the
Technodrome in our StarMobiles.

[♪♪♪]

KRANG:
The Hover Thruster is complete.

We must take it
to the engine room

at the base of the Technodrome

and install it at once.

So, uh, as a news-type person,

you know all about
these cameras and gizmos, huh?

Uh, well,
I never was much good

with mechanical things.

So how'd you like to do
a hard-hitting news documentary

about us?
Uh-huh.

You?

Uh, that's right.

I think the general public
deserves a glimpse

of our fascinating lifestyle.

Uh, but I'm not
qualified to, uh--

[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]

From which side

do you like
to be photographed?

KRANG:
Those power cells

should give the Hover Thruster
plenty of juice.

There. It's powered up.

Ooh, let's go to the control
c*ck and try it out.

LEONARDO:
All right. We're here.

Now all we have to do is--

[LOUD RUMBLE]
RAPHAEL: What's going on?

I think the Technodrome is...

rising.

KRANG:
It works.

The Technodrome arises!

We'll fly straight
to the city

and bombard it into submission.

But how could
the Technodrome be flying?

The plans on the tape

must be for
an engine powerful enough

to lift the entire Technodrome.

We're gonna have to split up.

This is the Hover Thruster,
all right.

I've gotta find a way
to disable it for good.

Oh, this power cell
should do the trick.

And I could probably whip up
a timer

with some
of the junk around here.

But the Technodrome
is rising fast.

How will we get out?

Got it.

[TURTLECOM BEEPS]
April, come in.

APRIL:
What's up, Donatello?

If you want the scoop
of the century,

head out to the waters
just east of the harbor.

I'll take the Channel 6
news chopper.

I was hoping
you'd say that.

So that basically sums up, uh,

the first six years
of my life.

[SNORTS]
Uh,

then, when I started walking--

When we get through with you,

you'll be lucky if you
can even crawl.

Oh, heavens.

I'm saved.

BOTH:
Get them!

[ALL GRUNTING]

LEONARDO:
Okay, Neutrinos.

Time to go back to Dimension X.

Goodbye, daddy-o.

And thanks for everything.

We'll miss you crazy turtles.

Now to shut the portal down
and get out of--

Whoa!

So where's this big story?

IRMA:
That I would call a big story.

There it's set.
[ALARM BLARING]

I just hope the others haven't
run into any trouble.

[LEONARDO GRUNTING]

There going to throw me, uh,

into Dimension X.

DASK:
We saw you
through the portal, man.

And we had to lend a hand.

After all, you helped us.

KALA:
Dig you cats later.

APRIL:
I don't believe it.

The Technodrome is flying.

Is this ever news!

Yeah. Bad news.

There.

[LAUGHS]

Yeah. I knew
this tape Vernon shot

of you two idiots would be good
for something.

Ooh, you little creeps.

That was gonna
be our big publicity coup.

Okay. Let's grab
Dr. O'Toole's tape and get--

Uh, hey, guys,

did you know the Technodrome

is a half-mile up in the air

and, uh, well,

heading for the city?

Um, no.

Could you hum a few bars?

What are you guys
just hanging around for?

We've gotta get out of here.

Uh, like how?

[TURTLECOM BEEPS]
April, move in close.

We need a lift.

[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]

I tell you,
I can't do this.

Uh-huh, you wanna spend
the rest of your life

in the Technodrome,
Vernon?

Uh, well,
maybe I can do this.

Hang on tight, folks.

MICHELANGELO:
Cowabunga!

[ALARM BLARING]

[CACKLING]

And once we've crushed
this miserable planet...

We'll head into outer space

and find new worlds to conquer.

[expl*si*n]
What was that?

We're going down!

What the devil happened?

We're back under water.

KRANG:
Worse than that,

we're upside down.

Well, dudette, now that
everything's back to normal,

we'll just be saying adios.

There you are.

I've been looking
all over for you.

Where's my tape?

Got it right here, doc.

What's it doing here,

in a newsroom of all places?

Don't you realize
that the Hover Thruster

could be very dangerous if
it fell into the wrong hands?

Um, yes. The idea crossed
our minds.

Hm. I'm going
to destroy this tape

and get on with my new life.

Uh, which reminds me.

Have you ever considered
the peace of mind

that a good
life-insurance policy brings?

[ALL GROANING]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]