07x19 - Night of the Rogues

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♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

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Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power! ♪

♪ They're the world's
Most fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
In the half-shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil Shredder
Attacks ♪

♪ These Turtle boys
Don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
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♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Splinter taught them
To be ninja teens ♪

LEONARDO:
He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads
Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool but crude ♪
Give me a break.

♪ Michelangelo
Is a party dude ♪

Party!

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Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in a half-shell ♪

♪ Turtle power! ♪

[♪♪♪]

[CROWD CHATTERING]

And to what do you attribute
the recent decline

in the city's crime rate,
commissioner?

I think that's simple,
April.

Me.

Him?
Oh, gag me.

Ever since I became
the city's crime commissioner,

I've waged an aggressive w*r
on crime and corruption.

Oh? And what have we been doing?
Sitting on our tails?

Thank you for your comments,
commissioner.

Whoa, talk about
a major glory hog.

Hey, listen,
the crime rate's dropped

because we've been
running our shells ragged

fighting creeps like
Leatherhead and the Rat King.

I'd like to see the cops
take on those weirdos. Ha!

Raphael, doing the right thing
is its own reward.

Yeah, but look how they
treat us, Master Splinter.

You may soon find out

that you need the humans
more than you think.

[TURTLECOM BEEPS]
APRIL: Guys, it's April.

There's been a break-in
at the City Hall of Records.

We're on our way.

Well, are you with us
or not?

Yeah, I'm with you.
But I'm bitter.

Come on, dudes.
Let's beat feet.

[♪♪♪]

Whoa, it looks like there's been
uninvited company all right.

[♪♪♪]

Sorry, boys.
The office is closed.

The turtles.

Destroy them.

[GRUNTING]

You stinking turtles.

Unh! Ooh,
I hate it when they do that.

What do you say we talk about it
out in the street?

[BEBOP & ROCKSTEADY GRUNT]

What on earth?
Let's get out of here.

MAN:
Get out of the way.

SHREDDER:
You wretched reptiles.

This time
you've pushed me too far.

Really? I think we can
push you a lot farther.

[SHREDDER GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

What the blazes?

[ALL LAUGHING]

Whoa. I'd say we whipped
the tar out of him, dudes.

[♪♪♪]

You morons.
Look what you've done to me.

Gee, boss.
It was an accident.

Never mind that.
We've got to get out of here.

[♪♪♪]

Well,
we'll never catch 'em now.

[SIREN WAILING]

[♪♪♪]

Yeah, and the humans will
probably take all the credit

for foiling
the break-in.

[SIREN WAILING]

SHREDDER:
This is the final straw.

Those miserable turtles
have humiliated me

for the last time.
Oh, forget it.

We have all
the information we need

from the Hall of Records.

No, I won't forget it.

Those accursed shell-backs
must suffer.

I want vengeance,
no matter what it takes.

Oh, boy. Can we help, huh?

There's only one way
you morons can help me.

And that's by staying
out of my way.

[♪♪♪]

BOTH: Oof!
You bumbling idiots

have failed me
for the last time.

Uh, gee.
Does this mean we're canned?

The last time
Chrome Dome met the turtles,

he nearly defeated them.

This time
he shall not fail.

What are your orders?

Wait here
while I recruit more minions

from Dimension X.

I don't get it.

What in the world
would Shredder and Krang want

from the Hall of Records?

There's absolutely
nothing of value there.

Hey, dudes. Maybe
we should check with April.

Yeah,
she's always good for a clue

when we get stuck like this.

Where have you been?

In Dimension X,

recruiting new minions
to replace those two pinheads.

There's no time for that.

I found it.

We must take the Foot Soldiers
to the sewers

and start excavating
immediately.

Perfect.

The sewers is where I plan
to find the rest of my force.

And with all the riches

you expect to get
from this operation,

I'll be able to entice my rogues
to do away with the turtles

once and for all.

Well, at least maybe
they can keep the turtles

out of our faces

while we complete
the excavation.

Krang, you have no faith.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, boy.

The boss sure is mad.

Yeah. I'm getting scared.

We may be stuck down here
the rest of our lives.

Or at least
the rest of this episode.

APRIL:
Okay, guys.

I'm tapped into
the Hall of Records computer.

Hm. According to this,
what's missing

is a section of the original
plans for the city sewers.

From 1895.

Well, that clears everything up.

Why on earth
would Krang and Shredder

be interested in what the sewers
looked like 100 years ago?

I don't know,
but we better find out.

KRANG:
According to the notes
on the map,

the builders couldn't sink
any pillars here

because their drills
always broke.

They hit something hard,
something huge.

Something
that's going to make us

the richest, most powerful
creatures in the galaxy.

Keep the Foot Soldiers working,
Krang.

I'm going to finish
my recruiting,

and destroy those turtles
once and for all.

[LAUGHING]

DONATELLO:
We've entered the area

covered by
the missing piece of the map.

MICHELANGELO:
What are we gonna do?

You aren't going to do anything.

Shredder?
You turtles have humiliated me

for the last time.

Really?
Are you leaving the show?

On the contrary.

It's you
who will be departing us.

I'd like you
to meet some old friends.

You remember the Rat King.

And Slash, the evil turtle
from Dimension X.

And you couldn't forget
your old pal Leatherhead.

Or me, Tempestra.

And old Scumbug's itching
for a piece of you turtles too.

SHREDDER:
Not to mention Antrax,

Krang's royal executioner
from Dimension X.

Off with their shells.

SHREDDER:
And my super-robot
Chrome Dome

to complete
the greatest rogues gallery

the world has ever seen.

I don't believe it.

Dudes, it looks like our past
has come back to haunt us.

I don't believe this.

SHREDDER:
I'll make you rogues rich
beyond your wildest dreams.

And in return,
you must do just one thing:

Terminate the turtles!

With pleasure.

LEATHERHEAD:
Come on, let's grab 'em.

[♪♪♪]

Guys,
we're in deep trouble.

Hey, we can beat 'em.


[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

[ALL GRUNTING]

[YELPS]

Okay, so maybe my calculations
were a little off.

We've gotta split up and
take them on individually.

Couldn't we just see if we have
some vacation time coming?

[♪♪♪]

They're splitting up.
Stop them!

Don't you know
you can't hide from a roach?

[BOTH GRUNTING]

I never met a roach
I couldn't stomp.

[YELLS]

You gonna love my hot sauce.

Cajun-style.

MICHELANGELO:
Cowab-- Oof!

TEMPESTRA:
Foul creatures.

You are doomed.

Whoa, that chick
sure is packing an attitude.

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

Dudes,
this is not working.

You're right,
so I say

we go back
to my original plan.

Which is?

RAPHAEL:
Run away!

Destroy the unworthy reptiles.

[♪♪♪]

There's only one way
out of this.

[ALL YELLING]

MICHELANGELO:
Cowabunga!

We must follow them.

No, there are a thousand ways
they could go.

We'll never find them.

He's right,
I guarantee.

Then we will have to draw them
out of the sewers.

By tearing up the city!

[♪♪♪]

CHROME DOME:
Stock exchange
is vital to city.

Destroying it
would do maximum damage.

No, wait.

Let's wreck those statues
first.

I hate fine art.

Off with his head.

[SNIFFS]

I smell pizza.

Turtles love pizza,
you know.

MAN:
Ye Olde Pizza Shop
was the first restaurant

ever built in the city

over 400 years ago.

It gives me great pleasure
to proclaim this building

a historic landmark.

And to say to all of you--

Run for your lives!

[CROWD SHOUTING]

He said this building
was a landmark.

That means
it must be valuable.

Oh, boy.
Let's steal it.

[PLAYING EERIE MELODY]

[ALL SQUEAKING]

Come, my beauties.

Yes, that's it.

Eat away
at the building's foundation.

[♪♪♪]

MAN 1: What's going on here?
MAN 2: I don't know.

WOMAN:
What--?

[♪♪♪]

[ALL SCREAMING]

Oh, I don't believe it.

We're going to have to
cancel the news

on account
of the weather.

Ugh, I don't know
about you,

but I'm getting out of here.

You know, you remind me
of a pair of shoes I once had.

Just for that,

Leatherhead
gonna make you his pet,

by gumbo.

Here, human. Nice human.

[CHUCKLES]
[WHIMPERING]

Whoa, that's what I call
a radical ride.

Well, at least
we got away from those wackos.

[TURTLECOM BEEPS]

APRIL:
Guys, it's April.

We've got trouble
at Channel 6.

What sort of trouble?

Tempestra-Scumbug-Leatherhead
trouble.

Whoa,
that's the worst kind.

Yeah, Chrome Dome and Antrax

are tearing up
the stock exchange.

And Slash and the Rat King
are attacking

the old pizza parlor downtown.

You know, we turn our back
for one minute...

Thanks, April.
We'll stop those creeps.

Hey, wait a minute.
I hate to sound like a cliché.

But that's exactly what
they're expecting us to do.

Hey, he's right.

They're probably
doing all this

to draw us
out of the sewers.

So why not let the humans
handle it for a change?

Because our friends
are in danger.

Yeah, we're supposed
to be heroes, dude.

Gluttons for punishment
is more like it.

SHREDDER:
How much longer
is this going to take, Krang?

KRANG:
We've found it.

In a few minutes it'll be
completely uncovered.

This is the smoothest operation
I ever pulled.

Because Bebop and Rocksteady

aren't around
to botch things up.

Aw, the boss has never
kept us locked up this long.

He must really be mad.

Unless he's in
some kind of trouble.

We gotta find
some way out of here.

He could be in horrible danger.

[♪♪♪]

Talk about
a stock market crash.

Now to liquidate you,
turtle.

[GRUNTS]

Turtle apprehended.

Whoa, pizzeria snatching.

The foulest crime
of all.

Put down that pizza parlor!

Sure thing. Ungh!

[GRUNTS]

Oh, for once in my life
I think I'll pass on the pizza.

[♪♪♪]

This'll get rid of you.

We'd be more than happy
to take the stairs.

All right, roach breath,
leave him alone!

Fine, I'll bug you instead.

I hope this
blows you away.

[BOTH YELLING]

Ooh, boy.

We gonna have us some fine
turtle gumbo tonight.

[♪♪♪]

SCUMBUG:
Let's hurry up.
This place give me the willies.

What's that?

CHROME DOME:
It is a disintegrator,

capable of vaporizing
this entire building.

Master Shredder
gave it to me

for the express purpose
of destroying the turtles.

Ah, think of it,
Scumbug.

The turtles and the city's
biggest insect destroyer

wiped out
in a single stroke.

Yeah,
this is gonna be a great day.

Unless you happen to be
a turtle.

[♪♪♪]

Guys, come in.
It's April.

[STATIC CRACKLES]

Splinter,
what are you doing here?

My sixth sense told me
the turtles were in trouble.

I'll say. We just saw Raphael
and Donatello get kidnapped.

And I can't reach Michelangelo
or Leonardo on the Turtlecom.

I think they've
been captured too.

And the city's crawling
with bad guys.

Then we must get help.

But who?

Do you have any way
of reaching Casey Jones?

Yeah, I've got
his phone number, but--

Call him at once.

And give me your Turtlecom.

I'll contact
our young friend Zach.

Okay. But I don't think those
two are going to be much help.

They're the only hope
we have.

I sense that the turtles
are in the greatest peril

of their entire lives.

Ugh.
More bad news, guy.

Uh, these walls are solid metal.

And a fairly heavy alloy
at that.

So, what does that mean?

DONATELLO:
Well, it means that the homing
beacons from our Turtlecoms

probably aren't
getting out of this room.

Which means that nobody's
gonna be able to find us

with the Porta-Tracker.

Not that anyone would try.

KRANG:
The starship of the legendary
space pirate, Captain Logos.

It crashed here a thousand years
before the city was even built.

And there it is.

Captain Logos' treasure.

Riches beyond imagining.

Plundered from every corner
of the galaxy.

We must order the Foot Soldiers
to dismantle it

and start carrying it
to the surface.

That would take too long.

Besides, I have a better plan.

We'll use my tractor beam
to lift the entire ship

to the surface.

APRIL:
Thanks for coming
on such short notice, guys.

Hey, I'd do anything
for those turtle dudes.

All I wanna know is,

when do I get
to break something?

I don't understand it.

I'm not getting any readings
on the turtles' location

from this device.

ZACH:
Then we'll just have to
scope 'em out for ourselves.

Come on.

Nice human.
Heh-heh-heh!

I think I'll call him
Old Blue, by gumbo.

You're sick, Leatherhead.

Heh-heh-heh-heh!
You know that?

Couldn't you just put me
in a kennel for a while?

When we insects rule,
all humans will be our pets.

Insects?

It's we rats
who will rule.

You aren't even a rat.

You're a human.

How dare you
insult me like that.

Quiet, all of you.

We must return to Shredder
and collect our reward.

There they go.

We'll have to
capture one of them

and force him to reveal
the location of the turtles.

Low on power. Must recharge.

TEMPESTRA:
Let him go.

He has no use
for money anyway.

[♪♪♪]

We must
go after that robot.

[MACHINERY WHIRRING]

[CASEY GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

[CASEY YELLS]

Terminate
friends of turtles.

You lousy bag of bolts.

You leave Master Splinter
alone.

[ZACH SCREAMS]

I can see I'm gonna
have to get tough with you.

No, wait, Casey.

I have a plan.

When I give the word,
hit that button.

I'm over here.

Now, Casey!

[GRUNTS]

APRIL:
Great!

Oh, but now he can't tell us
where the turtles are.

Don't be so sure.

Okay.
"Where are the turtles?

"Location:
Bug Zapper building.

Time to turtle termination:
six minutes, 21 seconds!"

Let's go!

Hurry. For all we know,
the boss could really need us.

ROCKSTEADY:
He's bound to be in trouble
without our invaluable services.

[ROCKSTEADY GRUNTS]

To the rescue!

All right, Shredder.

We took care
of the turtles.

Now where's our loot?

It's coming right now.

[♪♪♪]

No, wait, Casey.
It's not good.

What about
that air grate?

No, it's too small.

Not for me it isn't.

Come on, somebody give me
a boost.

[POUNDING]
What do you suppose it is?

Maybe someone's
trying to rescue us.

Oh, right. Like the humans
would ever do anything for us.

Hang on, guys.

Zach!

Whoa, are we ever glad
to see you, little dude.

Thank heavens you're free.

But we still gotta get rid
of that disintegrator.

And there's
less than a minute left.

I know
just how to do it.

SHREDDER:
There's your reward.

The legendary treasure
of the dread pirate Logos.

I'll share it with all of you.

We're rich. Rich.

Now we don't have to
conquer the city.

We can buy it.

LEONARDO:
I wouldn't make that
down payment if I were you.

[♪♪♪]

The disintegrator. No!

My treasure. My riches.

Our treasure. Our riches.

We did a lot of work for you,
Shredder.

And you still owe us.

If you'd destroyed
the turtles,

we'd still have
the treasure.

KRANG:
It's your fault.

We've got to
get out of here.

But how?

Boss, thank goodness
we're here in time.

They're getting away.

Yeah,
but you creepazoids won't.

Try and stop us.

[♪♪♪]

You can't beat all of us.

It's not worth it.

We're not getting paid for this.
Let's go.

[♪♪♪]

RAPHAEL:
Oh, well, that's just great.

How do we follow 'em now?

Simple. We can't.

Besides, you know the bad guys
always get away in the end.

And perhaps now
you'll see

that you need humans as much
as they need you, Raphael.

Oh, you bet, Master Splinter.

I take back every rotten thing
I said about 'em.

Human beings
are aces in my book.

Oh, there you are.

How could you
leave me like that?

Being dragged around
by that awful, ugh, crocodile?

You always rescue April,
but you never rescue me.

Of course, there are some humans
I could do without.

Relax, dude.

Any resemblance between Vernon
and a real human being

is strictly coincidence.

[♪♪♪]