06x15 - Mr. Nice Guy

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[Leonardo]
There. Perfect!

Mmm! I'll say.

Hey, Donatello,
quit it!

That cake is for Raphael's
surprise birthday tomorrow!

Ha. Sorry.

My finger lost its head.

Yo, compadres.
Dinner's here!

Ah, it's about time!

We're starving!

Keep your shell on, dude.
Wait'll you see what I got!

Ta-da!

A side of anchovies
to go?

No, dude.
They're goldfish!

My birthday present
for Raphael.

[fish snarling]

Hmm! Must be past
their feeding time, too.

Here, little fishy dudes.
Have some pizza!

Huh?
[snarling, chomping]

Uhh!

[snarling]

Whoa! I wonder
what got into them!

Our dinner, that's what!

Oh, no wonder.
These aren't goldfish!

They're Siamese
fighting fish!

And if you don't
separate them,

you'll end up with
a bowl full of sushi.

How come I always get
stuck with laundry duty?

[whispering]
Hey, listen!
It's Raphael!

We gotta hide
his birthday cake!

In here, dude!

Hello, Raphael!

You're through
with the wash already?

Yes! I ran out
of detergent!

Would you tell me

how four guys
who don't wear clothes

can dirty so much of it?

Raphael! No!

[squish]

Oh!
Oh!
Oh!

Now where's that iron?

Somebody is always
hiding it!

Uh, uh, it's
in my workshop.

Well, so much for
the birthday cake.

Man, I wish Raphael
wasn't always so cranky

around his birthday.

Hey, Donatello,

maybe one of your
inventions

could put him
in a better mood.

Oh, no way.
Remember what happened

when I tried my Personality
Alterator on Leonardo?

Yeah, for sure.

I turned him into
a totally uncool dude.

Thanks a lot!
Don't mention it!

[Burne]
April, here's
your assignment.

You're going to do
a special report

on the increase in
crime in our city.

But, Chief! Crime
is on the decrease!

Don't confuse the issue
with the facts.
It's Sweeps Week!

Now get out there
and start covering it!
Go, go, go.

You're the boss.

[ding]
Oh, that man is impossible!

How can I cover a crime wave
if there isn't any?

Hey! Wait!

Hurry with
that door, Max!

All right!

Hey, you punks!
Get away!

[cackling]
Don't worry, lady.

We intend
doing just that.

[tires squeal]

[gasping]
Those hoodlums won't
get away with this!

[engine roars]

Okay. Now where
does Donatello keep
that stupid iron?

There it is.

Aw, great!

Now how on earth
do I find

which cord belongs
to which gadget?

Well, this must be it.

[whirring]

Gracious me! Would you
just look at this mess?

[laughing]
Well, busy hands
are happy hands!

[cheerful humming]

What's Raphael's big
hang-up with birthdays
anyway?

Maybe the dude's
afraid of becoming

a Middle-Aged Mutant
Ninja Turtle.

Well, whatever it is,
I sure wish

he'd snap out of
his crabby mood.

Hello, fellas!

Is this a gorgeous day
or what?

Oh! Here. Let me do that.

[singing]

Oh, oh, and don't
you even think about
touching those dishes.

I'll do them later.

Which reminds me,

when is the last time
I took everybody out
for pizza?

Hey. What do you say, guys?

My treat!

No, no. I'll go
get your coats.

Who was that
masked turtle?

Hi. Hope we're not too late
to make a withdrawal.

Uh, sure.
Help yourselves.

Man, I could hardly wait
to wrap my chops

around a Vinnie's
special pizza.

Yeah. Me, too.
Now if we could only
get Raphael to cooperate.

[brakes screech]

Now you go straight
home, Mrs. Cat.

Go on. Go on!
[meow]

And you keep those cute
little kitties of yours

out of this traffic!

What's with Rafael?
[cars honking]

He's turned so sweet
and-- bleah-- lovable!

Yeah. He's gone from
Mr. Mean to Mr. Rogers.

Maybe it's
some kind of flu.

Well, whatever it is,
I hope it lasts.

I kind of like him
this way!

[crackling]
Scope it out, dudes!

What's that sound?

Someone just broke into
the Crosstown Bank!

Let's go, Green Machine!

Uh...that means
you, too, Rafael?

What? Oh! Uh...

right!

Hurry up!
Time is money!

Look! They're using the news
van as their getaway car!

Well, what are we
waiting for?
Let's take 'em!

What about Rafael?

He's covering the back.

Okay.
We got everything.

Hold it right
there, punks!

Hurry!
Get in the van!

[tires screech]
They're getting away!

Don't worry!
Rafael will stop them!

Stop!

[brakes screech]

You forgot these.

Thanks, pal!

Don't mention it.
And don't forget
to buckle up!

[tires squealing]

Tell me those punks didn't
just use my news van

to pull off
that bank robbery!

I've got a bigger
surprise for you.

I think Rafael helped
them make their getaway.

Drive carefully!

Rafael, why did
you do that?

Oh, just spreading
a little niceness.

The world could
use more of it.

Rafael, who could
you do it?

You actually helped
those crooks rob the bank!

Well, Leonardo,
we've got to spread
a little sunshine

whenever we can.

Look, Rafael,

will you cut out
this nice guy stuff?

We're here to stop
bad guys, not help 'em!

[sighs]
Well, I suppose
you're right.

Okay, I'll tell ya what.

From now now,
no more Mr. Nice Guy!

You mean it?
Trust me.

You are now looking

at a lean, mean,
fighting machine!

Grr! Ooh, I'm so mean!

Yeah!
All right, dude.

Well, now that we've
settled that,

what if I bake everyone
some cookies?

Oh, man!
Oh, no.

[Donatello]
Boy, that liver
and bubblegum pizza

really hit the spot.

[burps]
Oh!

You just can't beat
the old classics.

I gotta tell you,
I am just thrilled

that you fellas
let me pick up
that check.

You know,
this nice guy stuff

does have
its advantages.

[all]
Whoa, look out!

[Leonardo]
April's news van.

[Michelangelo]
It's those bank robbers.

Come on,
let's get 'em!

How? We're on foot,
remember?

There's a way,
look.

[Michelangelo]
A sightseeing bus?

You know
what they say:

any port
in a storm.

Here we go, folks.
Now remember,

no sticking
your arms or hands
outside the window.

We're after
some bank robbers.

Follow
that news van!

Uh, you forgot
to say please.

Ugh, please?

Folks, welcome to life
in the big city!

Now hang on!

[all]
Whoa!

Our tour begins
with a high-speed
car chase,

featuring
those lovable
crime fighters,

the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles.

[Passengers]
Ooh!

Yo, Iggy, there's
a bus on our tail!

What are we gonna do?

Heh heh, we're gonna
take in a movie.

They pulled into
that drive-in movie.

They mustn't
get away!

♪♪ [dramatic]

They're still on our tail.

[Leonardo]
We've got 'em!

All right!

Let's go,
Green Machine!

And that concludes
the turtle portion
of our tour.

Enjoy the rest
of your stay
in our friendly city.

[applause, cheering]

[panting]
Iggy, these guys
won't quit!

[Iggy]
Give them a taste
of the laser blasters.

Out of the way,
brat!

You big bully!
[crying]

There, there.
What is wrong,
little boy?

Those guys ruined
my popcorn.

Aw, don't
you cry, fella.

We can soon fix that.

[roaring]

[audience yelling]

[Man]
Get a move on!

Back off, turtles.
We mean business!

Time to give
these amateurs the hook.

Hey, w-what the--

[grunting]

Congrats, dudes.

You just broke
into the movies!

[cheering, whistling]

I think
we lost Raphael.

If only it were
that easy.

[chatter]

[laughing]

Oh, don't shove,
kids.

I brought enough
for everyone.

[Leonardo]
April, thanks

for dropping
those punks off
at the police station.

Yeah, and returning
the stolen money
to the bank.

That was easy.

The hard part will be
explaining to Burne Thompson

how the news van
got wrecked.

Oh, I'm sure
he'll understand.

You see, deep down,
he's a really
gentle soul...

[laughing]
much like myself.

Dudes, we gotta
do something.

All this sweetness
is giving me cavities!

And worse, it's
ruining our image

as heroic fighters
against the forces
of evil.

Yeah, there's
got to be some way
to get Raphael

back to being
his old, nasty self.
But how?

Guys, I think
I found the answer.

[Leonardo]
A psychiatrist?

[Donatello]
Exactly.

He'll get to the bottom
of Raphael's problem.

Righteous notion, dude!

He's got nothing to lose

but his mind.

This is the place.

The Von Shrink Institute
of Mental Health.

My goodness,

what a really nice place!

Hello. May I help you?

Yes, I have
an appointment
with Dr. Von Shrink.

My name is Raphael.

Ah, yes,

the one who's suffering
from over-niceness.

Yes, but I ask you,

can anyone really
be too nice?

Please follow me.

Uh, let me put this
delicately.

Ahem.
A-A-Aren't you a robot?

Yes, I am X-12.

Well, what a really
nice letter,

and a nice number, too.

Dr. Von Shrink employs

the latest advances
in robotic technology

in order to promote
state-of-the-art
psychoanalysis.

Next patient.

[gasps]
How wonderfully
efficient.

Here we have
our shock treatment
room.

[shrieking]

And this is
our assertiveness
training center.

[zap]
[growling]

[all]
Oh!

Oh, what a truly
wonderful experience!

And this is the office
of our founding genius,

Dr. Otto Von Shrink.

Dr. Von Shrink,

this is the patient
known as Raphael.

The one they call
Mr. Nice Guy.

It certainly
is nice to meet

a nice person like you
in this really nice place.

Nicely put.

We will start
by trying to determine

the root of your problem.

X-12, activate
the Cranial Regressor.

[beeps]

Now, this will
take you back

to your earliest memory
of being sickeningly nice.

A Personality Alterator.

So that is the secret.

With a device like that
at my disposal,

I could make millions!

Uh, I mean, cure millions.

You're such
a nice person.

All right, X-12,
the session is now over.

[beeps]

Raphael,
you must bring me

the Personality
Alterator

so that I can
study it further.

I'd be happy to, Doctor.

Can I bring
anything else?

Uh, a drink?
A snack?

No, no, just
the Personality Alterator.

However, well,
maybe a prune Danish
would be nice.

Did you
hear that, X-12?

A Personality
Alterator.

Think about it,
with a device
like that,

I can control
the personalities

of everyone
in the city!

At last, I shall
have my revenge

on the Psychiatric Society
for humiliating me,

Call me a crackpot,
will they?

[both laughing]

[Donatello]
Ugh, these scientific
journals

certainly pile up.

I'd better turn them in
for recycling.

Whoa! Oh!

Huh, what's
my Personality Alterator

doing on the floor?

[growling]

So that's what
happened to Raphael.

The Alterator rays
turned him into a nice guy!

[lips smacking]

Hi, fellas.

Oh, don't you get up,
it's only me.

Hey, dude, how'd
your shrink session go?

Oh, extremely well.

Dr. Von Shrink
is such a nice person.
Ugh!

Oh, I am so sorry,
Donatello.

if there was any damage,
you feel free

to take it
out of the piggy bank
on my dresser.

Guys, I know what
happened to Raphael.

He got zapped
by my Personality
Alterator,

and it
turned him nice.

So, in other words,
you created a "Nicenstein."

Nicely put.

But how do we get
the old Raphael back?

Oh, simple, we zap him
with a reverse ray,

and he'll be back
to his old, cranky,

bad-guy-fighting self.

Well,
let's do it, dude.

Oh, no!

My Personality
Alterator is gone!

And so is Raphael.

[Von Shrink]
More soldering wire,
Raphael.

With the greatest
of pleasure, Doctor.

Have I told you
what an honor it is

to work with
a great benefactor
like yourself?

Too many times.

Oh, not possible.

A genius like you

deserves to be praised
to the skies,

you, good, good person.

I'm beginning to see

why your friends
want to change you.

At last, it's ready!

Welding this battery pack
to the Personality Alterator

has made it
completely portable.

With it, I can turn
every policeman
and security guard

into a mild-mannered
mush.

And while my robots
pick this city clean,

they'll be too
well-mannered
to stop them.

But, Doctor--
[chuckles]--

uh, I'm a crime fighter!

Why are you
telling me this?

Because you're too nice
to do anything about it.

Hmm. He's right.

[wind blowing]

Remember, only the most
expensive items.

No rhinestones, please.

Hey! What do you
think you're doing?

At the risk
of being obvious,

we're
stealing jewelry.

Huh? Ooo,
what's happening?

I-I feel so strange!

Don't forget to
take some watches!

A person can't have
enough of them.

I hope you remembered
to pick out something
for your moms.

Mother's Day is
coming up soon!

Hold it!
Stop right there!

Well, let us carry those
heavy bars for ya.
Heh heh heh.

And while we're here,
would you like us to
rotate your tires?

That won't be necessary.

The bank guards
already did that.

All right.

No, I see.
Thank you!

Well? Any luck?

I check out
the entire sewer.

There's not
a sign of Rafael

or the Personality
Alterator!

Von Shrink claims he
hasn't seen him all day!

I still don't trust
that doctor, dude.

Hey, guys!
Check this out!

This is April O'Neil,
at the Museum of
Priceless Art,

where bandits just made off
with the entire collection.

I understand that
even though the robbers

were unarmed,
you let them walk out

with every single
painting.

Well, I didn't want
to hurt their feelings
by saying no.

They seemed like
such nice fellows.

That's it!

Someone is using my
Personality Alterator!

And the dudes are using it
to make everyone nice!

But how could they have
gotten hold of it?

Rafael was the only one who
knew about it besides us.

And who would he tell?

[All]
Dr. Von Shrink!

Okay, guys. All clear.

Hmm. I wonder which way
to Von Shrink's office.

[Leonardo]
I think we're about
to find out.

Whoa!
Hey!

Isn't that nice, Rafael?

Strangers everywhere
are donating their
valuables to me!

And who
can blame them?

Just thinking about
your niceness

makes me all warm
and fuzzy inside.

Good. Now go help the robots
unload the getaway car.

How could I ever
say no to you?

That turtle is definitely
getting on my nerves.

[alarm]
Okay, Sigmundo.

Your 50 minutes are up!

What the--?

Time to hand over that
Alterator, Von Shrimp!

Did you think it would
be that simple?

What's happening?

It's some kind
of force field.

My shell-backed friends,
you have the honor

of testing
my newest invention!

The Phobia Chamber!

A device
to help my patients

overcome
their greatest fears

by facing them.

Dudes, something
weird's going on.

Yipes!

I-I'll second that!

Oh! A pizza?

Whoa, Doc Dude!

You really
blew it this time!
Not really.

This pizza eats turtles!
[laughing]

Aah!

Well, hi, guys!

What a pleasant surprise.

[grunts]
Rafael! Help us!

Dr. Von Shrink,
what's going on?

Merely a little therapy.

I'm teaching your friends
to face their fears.

Don't believe him, dude!
He's really a bad guy!

Michelangelo's right!

He's been lying to you
all along!

I hope this works!

Hey!

What are you doing
to my turtle buds?

Donatello!
You did it!

You changed
Rafael back!

Yeah! And I'm back
with a vengeance!

[buzzing]

You traitor!

How could you
do this?

Sorry, Doc.

But my mental health
just got healthier.

That's it!
Way to go!

The therapy
isn't over yet!

Meet my enforcer robots!

They're the same ones
I use

when you don't
pay your bill.

[All]
Turtles fight with honor!

Let a slightly-used
ex-Mr. Nice Guy
handle this?

Six against one!
I like the odds!

Oh, no! What's going on?

[expl*si*n]

My loyal robots,
blown to pieces!

Well, if you think
that was something,

watch this!

W-W-What are you doing?

What's happening to me?

I feel so-- so nice.

Welcome to the club,
Doc.

Gosh. I certainly hope
you can stay for milk
and cookies.

Well, one thing's
for sure.

The dude's gonna make
a model prisoner.

[Turtles]
Surprise!

Yay! Happy Birthday,
Rafael!

Aw, you guys!
I told you not
to do this!

I hate birthdays!

You gotta ride
with the tide, dude!

Oh, and speaking
of tides,

Here's a little
present for ya.

Oh, swell. A present
I have to feed!

Well, here's one
that feeds you!

A birthday cake?
Exactly!

Now make a wish,
and blow out the candle.

[sighs]
Okay! Here goes...

[inhales]

[groans]
Bleah!

[Rafael]
Well, what do you know?

Ha ha!
My wish came true.

That's our Rafael!