06x08 - Too Hot to Handle

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Gimme a break.

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I'm anxious to watch this new
Spielbug sci-fi flick.

"See tiny reptiles mutate
into man-sized superheroes."

Mm, mm, mm, how do they
dream up this stuff?

Whoa, compadres,
don't start rolling yet.

I brought some
matinée munchies.

Good idea, Michelangelo.

What are you dudes
gonna eat?

Whatever falls
to the ground, kind sir.

Hold on.
Where's Donatello?

In his lab, as uge,

playing
Dr. Frankenturtle.

He's been hitting those
test tubes awfully hard lately.

Yeah, he's going to get
blisters on his brain.

I agree. Let's
go pry him loose.

Hey, kemosabe,
it's show time.

Yeah, time for a break.

You've been locked up
in here for days.

Oh, no, no, I--
I can't right now, guys.

Something really weird
is going on in the atmosphere,

a-and I've got
to keep an eye on it.

Right, like, I'm sure
the Earth is gonna

change orbit while
you're watching
a movie--

[TurtleCom beeping]
Uh-oh.

[Leonardo]
What is it?

Just as I thought.

The Earth
is changing orbit.

Okay, so I made
a lucky guess.

This is incredible.
These figures show

that the Earth is moving
closer to the sun!

I think his headband's
too tight.

Look, it's 2 degrees
hotter in here already.

[Donatello]
Guys, if this keeps up,

the Earth could go
crashing into the sun.

Ooh, that could really
mess up ski season.

Fellas, there's only
one way to deal with this.

No, no. Wait, wait, stop!

Hey, cut it out.

Put me down!

We will, right
in front of the TV.

Now, you're
going to relax

and watch a movie,
and that's that.

Oh, all right,

I'll watch
your stupid movie,

but I don't
have to enjoy it.

You know,
you'll thank us
for this later.

Okay, amigos,
here it goes.

♪♪ [dramatic]

The Day the Earth
Collided with the Sun?

That's it!

I've got to save
the planet!

[all]
Ugh!

Nice work, guys.

I think he's really
starting to mellow out.

[Vernon]
My little nephew
Foster, the genius,

is coming to spend
the weekend with me

while he's in town
for the Junior High
Science Fair.

Oh, being a genius,
he's sure to take
first prize!

Did I mention
he's a genius?

Uh, have I told you
about my nephew the genius?

[Boy]
You call yourself
a cabbie?

That's the worst
driving I've ever seen!

And be careful
with those suitcases.

They contain all
my research papers.

Foster!

Welcome to Channel 6 News!

Are you
this kid's uncle?

Uh, that's correct.
I suppose you want a tip.

No, I want
to give you one.

Disown
the little brat.

Ow!

Foster, help get
these suitcases off my feet.

Really, Uncle Vernon.
I'm just a child.

I might hurt myself.

Oh, oh, you're right.

I'll do it myself.

And this is
April O'Neil's office.

Of course, my office
is much larger,

but that's only natural,

since I handle the really
important assignments.

Hey, Vernon,
run across the street

and bring me back
a Danish.

Go, go, go.

A Danish?

Uh, uh, he means
the, uh, the--

the-- the Danish Ambassador.

Their embassy is
just across the street.

Sure, Unc.

Oh, and while you're
getting the Ambassador,

would you bring me back
a jelly doughnut?

Oh, just as I feared.

Now it's 4 degrees higher.
Oh, this is awful.

Fellas, I'm afraid
Donatello's

gonna worry himself
into a nervous breakdown.

What's the dude's
problem?

The more sun,
the more beach parties.

Me, I can't wait
to hit the surf
and hang four!

Master Splinter,
we're worried
about Donatello.

He's convinced himself
that the Earth is being
pulled into the sun.

Yeah, the dude's about to snap,

and we don't know
what to do about it.

It is well known
that physical exertion

often serves to relieve
the pressures of mental stress.

I believe I have the solution.

All right, my students,

prepare to engage
in ninja combat.

You, too, Donatello.

What? Oh, oh.
Uh, sorry, sensei.

Now, my students,
attack!

[w*r cry]
[thud]

[all]
Ow, ooh, ow, hey!

Uh, thanks, guys.
Great match.

[chuckling]
Yeah, sure.

Any other great ideas?

April, when you finish

that "Rats Invade
City Hall" story,

I've got another
assignment for you.

Great, Chief.
What is it?

A fire? An earthquake?

[gasping]
Aliens from another planet!

Mm, close.

I want you to cover
the junior high school
science fair.

Junior high?

Can't you get
Vernon to do it?

Vernon's busy
on another assignment--

waxing my car.

It's all shiny
and new, Chief.

Oh, and here's
your Danish.

Thanks.
What took ya?

April, you've got
to help me.

My nephew Foster
wants to meet

the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles.

Uh, somehow, he thinks

they're
my closest buddies
in the whole world.

Why on earth
would he think that?

Maybe because that's
what I told him.

Oh, please, April.

You wouldn't
want him to think

his Uncle Vernon
is a big windbag, would you?

Oh, never.

Oh, all right, Vernon,
but just this once.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

Ask them if they could come
to the junior high school fair.

Foster's science project
is on display.

And-- And don't forget
to bring Donatello.

He's his favorite.

April calling Turtles.
[TurtleCom beeping]

Come in, Turtles.

[Leonardo]
Donatello,
April just called.

She wants us to meet
Vernon's genius nephew
at the science fair.

Hey, you're just going
to have to go without me.

This Earth orbit condition
is much too critical.

But, dude, you're
the brainiac of the group.

You're the one
he really wants to meet.

Yeah, and you wouldn't
want to disappoint

a sweet, innocent,
widdle kid, would you?

Well, all right,

but we'll meet him
in the basement only.

All right!

This is April O'Neil,

reporting from the Junior High
Science Fair Competition,

with young students from all
around the country competing.

These science projects
include everything

from an automatic
dog walker

to an atomic-powered
fertilizer.

Yes, there's everything
on display here,

from soup to nuts.

Hello, young man,
and what does
your invention do?

It turns soup to nuts.

Need any help
with your project,
Foster?

I happen to be
a whiz with tools.

Oh!
[chuckling]

There. It's ready.

Once again,
I've surpassed myself.

Hey, Vernon,
lose something?

Why, look, Foster!

It's my old pals,

the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles.

How are you,
old buddies?

Turtles, this is
my nephew Foster.

Foster, this is
my very best friend
in the whole world,

Michelangelo.

Raphael.
[chuckling]
Of course.

I meant Raphael.

And this is my
good pal Leonardo.

Michelangelo.

I know who they are,
Uncle Vernon.

I also know
their birthdays,
their weapons,

and I can hum
that stupid theme song.

Remember, I have
a humongous I.Q.

And an ego
to match.

Hi, Foster.
Vernon said you really
wanted to meet us.

Not at all.

But I knew you'd
want to meet me,

especially since
my Solar Magnet

is about to win
first prize

in the science fair.

Uh, did you say
Solar Magnet?

It works on the principle
of reverse fissionable osmosis

to alter the gravitational pull
of large gaseous objects.

You mean like Vernon.

I mean like the sun.

The Earth really is being
drawn closer to the sun.

You got it, and all thanks
to yours truly.

Gosh, it's good to be me.

[Donatello]
Uh, but you see, little guy,

if you're Solar Magnet
is pulling the Earth
closer to the sun,

our planet could
heat up to, oh,

[yelling]


Don't sweat it, big guy.

I'll turn it off as soon
as it wins me first prize.

Okay, that does it!

Donatello,
what are you doing?

Whoa, the dude's
wigging out!

Grab him!

Let go of me!
I've got to save the world!

[sighing]
Oh, sorry about
your invention, Foster.

But Donatello's been
a little stressed out
lately.

You mean a little wacko!

Look what he's done
to my science project!

Foster,

this isn't my fault.
I swear.

I barely know
those slimy reptiles!

Hey, don't sweat it, Unc.

I can put this thing
back together in no time.

You can?
Piece of cake.

They don't call me
a genius for nothing.

[Leonardo]
That was a terrible
thing to do.

Foster's worked hard
on that science project of his.

That's right, amigo.
He's just a micro-dude.

Oh, yeah, sure,

a micro-dude
whose toy could destroy
the entire planet!

That Solar Magnet is pulling
the Earth closer to the sun
every minute.

See? The atmosphere is already


[Raphael]
Oh, will you cool it
with this heat business?

We're just having
a little warm spell.

[cheeping]

A Solar Magnet.

Just the invention
I've been searching for

to put my evil plan
into action!

[Michelangelo]
Hey, scope it out,
compadres.

April's covering
the science fair.

Thank you, Billy, for that
fascinating demonstration

of your jet-propelled
space shoes,

and, uh, better luck
next time.

Our next competitor

is Foster Fenwick,
who has an I.Q. of 270.



Tell us, Foster,
who is your favorite
scientific hero?

Is it Einstein?
Newton? Pasteur?

Au contraire.
Those bubble brains

couldn't hold a candle
to my personal idol,

Professor Philo Sofo.

Professor Sofo?
That demented dingbat?

[April]
Professor Sofo?

But isn't he
the one who tried

to spin everyone off
the face of the Earth?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Well, not only is
the little brat brilliant,

he also has
excellent taste.

Uh, um, uh,
maybe you'd better
tell us

something about
your invention.

Better than that,
I'll show you.

Presenting the world's
first and only

auto-transmogrifying
inter-dimensional
Solar Magnet.

My-- My magnet!

It's gone!

Foster, my poor
little genius nephew!

What sort of heartless beast
would do such a thing?

I bet it was
that mean old turtle!

I want my magnet,
I want my magnet!

Ahhh!

Donatello, what did you do
with Foster's Solar Magnet?

Yeah, you big green meanie.

Why don't you just
give it back to the kid?

Hey, I didn't take it,
guys, honest.

But I wish I had.

If that contraption
falls into the wrong hands,

it could mean
the end of the world.

[Foster whining]

Waah!

People of the world, hear me.

Look, it's that nutcase,
Professor Sofo!

Hello.
I have the Solar Magnet,

and I have set it
on full power.

Even now, the Earth
is speeding toward the sun.

See? I told you
I didn't take it.

Okay, so we made
a mistake,

we're only half human,
you know.

And while I am safe

in my secret
underground laboratory,

you innocent citizens
will all be French-fried.

Then, when I have destroyed

every living thing
on this planet,

I shall be
its undisputed ruler!

Ruler of what?

The heating up process
cannot be reversed.

You have exactly 11--
no, no, 12 hours

to leave the planet
before it is burned
to a cinder.

[giggling]
Have a nice day.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I k*ll me.

[sighing]
Looks like you were right
all along, Donatello.

Yeah, dude.
Sorry I called you
a green meanie.

And we thought
you were ready for
the giggle factory.

Forget it, guys.
You can grovel at my feet

after we find
that Solar Magnet.

But where do
we start looking?
It could be anywhere.

Why don't we start
at that university
Professor Sofo used to run?

[Raphael]
Right, Sofo U.,

it's where Donatello
got his degree.

[Michelangelo]
I think I missed
that episode.

[Leonardo]
Oh, really?

[Donatello]
Yeah, I was brilliant.

[TurtleCom beeping]

It's the TurtleCom.
Hey, April, what's up?

Donatello, I told Foster
you're probably
tracking down Sofo.

He wants to go with you
and help dismantle
the Solar Magnet.

[Donatello]
Oh, no way.
It's too dangerous.

Besides,
I dismantled it once.
I can do it again.

Let me have that.
Hey!

Look, you ridiculous
reptiles,

When I reassembled
the Solar Magnet,

I made it tamper-proof.

Nobody but me
can take it apart.

Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.

[Donatello]
Well, Foster,

I'm glad you had
a change of heart
and decided to help.

What change of heart,
pizza breath?

I just came along
to meet my hero,
Professor Sofo.

I really can't believe

you think he would want
to fry the Earth to a crisp.

[Foster]
It's obviously some mistake.

Hey, look at that:


I was afraid of that.

The heat is growing
more intense by the minute.

It's hot in here,
and I'm thirsty.

Sorry, Vernon,
there's no time to stop.

Oh, this is boring.

Are we there yet?

[Professor Sofo]
Ah, at last,

after years of planning
and scheming,

I should finally
have my vengeance

against an uncaring world!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Leonardo]
Faster, Michelangelo.
Every second counts!

I don't get it.

I've got the pedal
to the metal,

but instead of going faster,
we're going slower!

Bummer, dudes!
The tar on the road
is melting!

We're stuck!

The intense heat is causing
the road to melt!

We must get to Sofo College

and turn off that Solar Magnet
before this heat increases.

I just remembered
something.

Quick, Michelangelo,
hit that dashboard button.

[beep]

[Leonardo]
We're moving, the road
stopped melting!

[Michelangelo]
Awesome move, dude!
How'd you do it?

Well, luckily,
I'd installed

some instant freeze
spray jets

for just such
an emergency.

[popping]
Oh!

Now someone's sh**ting at us!

Don't sh**t! We surrender!

[Raphael]
Those aren't g*nshots.

This intense heat
is popping all the corn!

[tires screeching]

All right, Sofo, give it up!

The place is deserted.

I was afraid of that.

He's moved his lab
somewhere else.

Well, we must find him.

I need to explain to him

the danger of using
my invention.

Hey, look!
Footprints.

Aha. My suspicions
were correct!

We're definitely dealing
with someone with feet.

Good, Uncle Vernon.

They lead over here,
to this shovel.

Hmm, this mud is definitely
not indigenous to this area.

Well, let me check it
with my portable earth-alizer.

A sedimentary base
with an alluvial sub-soil.

It shows this mud
came from the area

of 109th Street
and Center Park West.

So that's where Sofo's
secret laboratory is hidden:

underneath Center Park.

Right in the middle
of the city.

Dudes, let's make
turtle tracks.

[Professor Sofo]
Oh, the outside temperature

is reaching
the critical point.

Soon the Earth
will be barren
of all living creatures,

except me!

Uh, and us, too, boss,
don't forget us.

What? Oh, right,
and you, too.

[chuckling]
Of course.

[laughing]
Not!

Uh, you know,
he's definitely

the nicest villain
we ever worked for.

He certainly is.

April O'Neil here,
with a Channel 6 update.

As the Earth moves
ever closer to the sun,

temperatures are
reaching record highs.

We've been receiving reports
of intense heat damage

from such far away places
as the Paris Wax Museum...

[creaking]

to the tulip fields
of Holland...

to the ski runs
of the Swiss Alps.

[tires screeching]

[beeping]

Listen to this
earth-alizer beep.

We must be getting warm.

[Vernon]
Oh! We're getting
warm, all right!

Only one thing to do.

[Michelangelo]
Way to go, compadre!

It's this intense heat.

The trees are starting
to spontaneously combust.

Wow, in another minute,
they'll all be going up
in flames,

unless we can locate
that Solar Magnet.

[Donatello]
Hey guys, over here!

[beeping]
I think I found the way

to Sofo's underground
laboratory.

Finally, a chance
to meet my hero,

The Great Professor
Philo Sofo!

[Professor Sofo]
Yes, another few moments,

and the Earth will be
fricasseed to a crisp.

Hee hee--
[alarm]

Intruders?
What in blazes--

Hey, Bone Dome,
remember us?

[gasping]
Ugh, it's those blasted

Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles again!

They're always ruining
my good times!

[all]
Turtle Pow--

[all]
Ugh!

Who put that
force field there?

Fools!

No one can penetrate
my gyro-atomic force field!

Except me, that is!

Oh, how do you do,
Professor?

This is a great honor.

Who-- Who let you in?

The name is Foster Fenwick,

fellow genius,
and your biggest fan.

If you're ever
free for lunch--

Can't someone get
this brat out of here?

Uh,
right, Professor.

Brat? But, sir,
I'm a scientific colleague.

I invented that Solar Magnet,

and you obviously
do not understand

the magnitude of its power.

Hey, hey, you gorillas!

Let him go.
He's just a little kid!

And a helpless
little kid at that!

Ow! Ow!
Ooh!

[Michelangelo]
Cool move, micro-dude!

Turtle Pow--
what?

This time,
let's just walk, okay?

Oh, good idea.

Exterminate them!

And people think
children are a problem.

Let them try having nephews!

It's time you dudes got
into some heavy literature.

[both]
Oh!

[Raphael]
Look, there goes Sofo!

Leaving so soon,
Professor Sofo?

Where's the fire?

Whoa, whoa!

And if that weren't enough...

What happened?

Donatello, quick!

We've got
less than 60 seconds
till total burnout!

Can you dismantle it
that fast?

No way. It's got
to be blown up.

But how?

I've got it.

We'll concentrate the energy
of Sofo's force field--

And redirect it at the magnet.

Will you help me?

You know I will, green bud.

Five seconds
to detonation.





All right!
Way to go,Foster!

You brat!
No true scientist

would ever
think of destroying
his own invention!

How wrong you are,
Professor.

No true scientist would ever
think of destroying the world.

That's my nephew.

Uh, did I mention
that he's a genius?

[April on TV]
And so temperatures
all over the world

are now back to normal,

thanks to four turtles

and an 11-year-old
science major.

She's talking
about you, Foster.

This is April O'Neil
signing off.

To Donatello,

the greatest inventor
of them all.

No, you got
the wrong turtle,
Fos-man.

Michelangelo's
the inventor
of our group.

Okay, let's see.
I'm in the mood

for a chocolate fudge
sardine chili pepper pizza

with plenty
of whipped cream on top!

Heh heh heh heh.
See what I mean?