06x07 - Shreeka's Revenge

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This is it: the future home
of Channel 6 News.

Well, what do you
think of it?

Totally awesome.

The newsroom
will be over here,

and the broadcasting area
will be over there.

Oh, and the penthouse
floor will be

one big revolving restaurant!

Radical.

You could set it
at super-spin

and make pizzas.

And finally, my office.

And this time,
it's a corner office.

Terrific.

But, uh, hanging pictures
could be a problem.

I'd like to think of it
as Burne's birthday
present to me.

And it's all
going to be mine!

It's her birthday?

Uh-oh. We forgot.

Aah!

Oh, no! She's headed
for the edge!

Chill, dudette!
I gotcha!

Help!

Oh, whew!

Oh, brother.
What luck.

Boy, I'll say.

It's hard to find
a combination

"Happy Birthday"
and "Get Well Soon" card.

[Krang]
Shredder, I can't believe

you're actually
suggesting that.

Planning to invade the city
with armor-plated bulldozers?

I've never heard
of a more idiotic idea!

Well, it beats
your stupid idea

of bungee jumping
foot soldiers.

I don't have
to take this abuse

from the likes of you!

And I don't have to be insulted
by an octopus like you!

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

[expl*si*n]
What was that?

Don't ask me.

You're the one
with the big brain.

[rumbling]

We're being bombarded

by intense firepower
from the surface.

Bebop, Rocksteady,

go topside and find out
what's happening.

[Bebop]
But-- But I don't want to go!

M-Me, neither!

It's wet out there.

Get going,
you chicken-livered
blister brains.

And I want
a full damage report.

Here, let me give you a hand.

Or better yet, a finger.

Yow!

[Bebop]
Huh?

Hey!

What's going on?

Whoa!

Whoa!

[Leonardo]
Fellas, we gotta decide

on a present
for April's birthday.

And this program
may be just the answer.

The Shop
Till You Drop Channel

is offering this
one-time-only special:

a complete set
of ninja kitchen knives.

All right!

Now, that's something
every homemaker could use.

Forget it, dude.

What she needs
is this purse-sized

portable pizza-maker.

When choosing a gift
for someone,

it is wise to consider
their taste, not your own.

You know,
Master Splinter's right.

That's why we should get her
this home science kit,

complete with test tubes
and Bunsen burner.

Right. Be the first
on your block

to blow up
your own building.

[Leonardo]
Okay, Raphael.

If you're so smart,
what should be buy her?

Simple, Leonardo.

This comedy fitness
video I rented.

Chuckle Away
Your Chubbiness.

[Other turtles]
Chuckle Away
Your Chubbiness?

Hey, I don't write 'em.
I just rent 'em.

[Vernon]
I can't believe it!

This is outrageous!

[Irma]
Now, calm down, Vernon.

It can't be that bad.

Oh, no?

April's new office
is bigger than mine.

It's right here
in blue and white.

Well, what are you
griping about?

My office is smaller
than the broom closet.

Oh, it's just not fair.

It-- It's just not fair.
Mm.

Speaking of April,
don't forget

the surprise birthday party

we're throwing her
this afternoon.

I'm on my way to pick up
the cake now.

You'll be there,
won't you, Vernon?

I wouldn't miss it
for the world.

[door closes]
[chuckling]

And have I got
a surprise for her.

What is this place?

Well, it looks like
some kind of spaceship.

I wonder
who it belongs to.

It's mine...

disgustingly
unkempt creature.

You may call me Shreeka.

[giggles]
Did you hear that?

Shreeka.

[both laugh]

What a scream.

I'll teach you to be
insolent with me.

Whoa!

And that's just a sample

of what I have
in store for Krang.

Uh, you know Krang?

Only too well.

For eons I've scoured
the universe

in search of that
two-faced double-crosser,

and at last
I found him.

We have an ancient
score to settle.

Now give me Krang's
videocom access code.

Uh-uh.
No can do, lady.

He's got an unlisted number.

Perhaps you gentlemen
didn't understand me!

[both grunting]

Uh, well, in this case,

I guess we can
make an exception.

Well, Krang,

so we finally meet again.

Galloping galaxies!

It can't be.

That's right.

It's Shreeka, your former
partner in crime.

Why, my dear,
you look wonderful.

I haven't seen you
in light years.

That's because you abandoned me
in the Andromeda Galaxy

and made off with
my most potent weapon,

my Power Pack Energy Ring.

And I have come
to reclaim it.

Your energy ring?

Well, now, uh,
let me think.

What did I do with it?

Think fast,
you ganglion gangster!

My finger's getting itchy.

Think fast, think fast.

I-I just remembered!

I gave the ring to,
uh, Miss April O'Neil.

She's a television reporter
for Channel 6

in the city above us.

A reporter, you say?

Well, she may be the subject
of tonight's headline story.

Excuse me.

About the mutants--

You mean these
vulgar specimens?

I intend keeping them
as hostages

until that ring
is back on my finger.

Until then, Krang.

How dare that woman
accuse me,

the mighty Krang,
ruler of Dimension X,

of stealing her dopey ring!

So you didn't do it?

Of course I did.

I just don't like her
accusing me of it.

It's a beauty, isn't it?

Here, try it on for size.

Now aim it and watch
what happens.

A weapon that also makes
a fashion statement.

I like it.

I'm glad you approve.

Now see that it's delivered
to April O'Neil ASAP.

Krang, this is much
too valuable to give away.

Not anymore.

Time has drained it
of most of its powers.

It's running on fumes.

Best of all, when Shreeka
tracks down April,

the Turtles
will rush to her rescue.

Then Shreeka
and those shellbacks

will destroy one another!

Not to mention
Rocksteady and Bebop.

We'll be rid
of them, too!

Oh, Krang,
you really are brilliant.

[Krang]
As if there were
ever any doubt.

Keep your distance, you two.

I wouldn't want people
to think we're together.

Uh, what's that thing?

It's a Dimension X
fax tracker.

[beeping]
Uh-huh.

It's already located
Miss April O'Neil.

Come with me.

What a fetching ring.

April O'Neil will
just die to have it.

And now to write
a touching note

from her slimy
green friends.

[chuckling]

I can hardly wait
for the final confrontation

between those Turtles
and Shreeka.

Once they exterminate
each other,

I'll take back the ring!

Krang may be willing
to part with it,

but I'm not.

With this ring's
destructive power,

I can carry out my own plan

of world conquest!

[Michelangelo]
Whoa, scope out
those sparklers.

Sure wish I had
worn my shades.

Maybe we'll get an idea

for April's birthday
present in here.

In Spiffany's?
Come on!

This place
is way too rich
for our blood.

Hey, it doesn't cost
anything to look.

Come on.

[bells tinkling]

Wow, the turtles
are shopping at Spiffany's?

Could they actually be buying
April's birthday gift

in a snazzy place like that?

Nah.

[beeping]

We're getting closer
to this April person.

Don't dawdle.
Try to keep up.

[beeping continues]

Stop.

Uh!

What manner
of place is this?

Oh, oh, oh!
It's a jewelry store.

They sell lots
of sparkly things.

I like jewelry.

It sets off my eyes.

You two wait out here.

But what about finding
the O'Neil dame?

Vengeance can wait.

A girl has to look
her best

when she's on a mission
of destruction.

[bell tinkles]

Here, make yourselves useful.

I'm bored with shopping.

Now, let's find
this April O'Neil.

Uh-oh, it's the turtles.

Turtles?
What turtles?

The Teenage...
Mutant...

Ninja...
Turtles, dudette!

Now hand over
those stolen jewels!

Who are these
annoying creatures?

They're
April O'Neil's
buddies.

I've always said
the only good reptile

is a shoulder bag
with matching pumps.

[yelling]

How annoying.

I chipped a fingernail.

[humming]

Now, let's see.

Where can I hide
this birthday cake?

The closet! Perfect!

April will never find it here
in Mr. Thompson's office!

[both yelp]

Irma!
Vernon!

Irma, what are you
doing here?

I was hiding April's
birthday cake.

What about you?

Uh, who, me?

Oh...
[laughs]

I-- I was also
hiding something.

Oh, I get it.

It's a present for April.

[giggles]
I sure hope she likes it.

Actually,
it's a present for me,

and I know
I'll just love it.

Whew, Leo-nar-do!

Would you mind standing
somewhere else?

Like, uh, Utah?

Guys, this is serious.

I did an intergalactic
scan search

identifying that woman
we had the run-in with.

Her name is Shreeka.

She's an interplanetary outlaw
wanted in 13 different galaxies

for crimes too unspeakable
to speak about.

And she's also
a pretty nifty dresser.

And she's after April!

[Burne]
April O'Neil!

This is Burne Thompson
calling April O'Neil!

Get in here
on the double!

Go, go, go!

Yes, Mr. Thompson!

R-Right away!

[panting]

Is there something
wrong, Chief?

You bet there's
something wrong!

How can we throw you
a birthday party

when you're not here?

Surprise!
Surprise!

Happy Birthday,
April!

Gee, thanks, g*ng.

I'm really touched.

And now
for the final surprise.

Ta...da.

Well, Vernon, what have you
got to say for yourself?

[awkward laugh]
Happy Birthday?

April, here's a little
gift for you.

Oh, really, Irma,
you shouldn't have.

I didn't.

Someone just delivered it
to the station.

"To April,
from Leonardo, Raphael,

Donatello,
and Michelangelo."

[all gasping]

They really were
shopping in Spiffany's.

I can't believe it.

[TurtleCom beeping]
It's the Turtles.

They're probably dying to hear
how I like their present.

Um, excuse me
for a moment.

Hi, Leonardo.

April, are you all right?

All right?
I'm walking on air!

The present you sent
is absolutely gorgeous!

Present? But we never
got you anything.

Oh, now, there's
no need to be coy.

I simply love the ring.

Ring? What ring?

We're calling
to warn you about--

Okay, everyone.
Party time is over.

Everyone back to work!

As for you, birthday girl,
here's my gift.

Get down to Pier 86

and cover that big
tug boat fire.

Right, Chief.
I'm on my way!

Oh, no!

April is in the worst
trouble of her entire life,

and she doesn't even know it!

[beeping]

April O'Neil is
somewhere in this area.

The signal
is getting stronger.

[panting]

And I'm getting weaker.

Aha. Channel 6.

I have April O'Neil
at last.

That ring
will be mine once more,

along with my full
destructive powers!

Now to reclaim it.

That foolish female.

Little does she realize

that what's hers
will soon be mine.

Hurry! My ring
is finally at hand!

Hey, look!

It's April O'Neil.

And she's leaving
the building.

Hurry, you fools!
After her!

Whoaaa!

Ooh!

She's gone!

Thanks to you imbeciles,
we've lost her.

Uh, looks like you also
lost your tracker gadget.

That does it!

I'll pay him back
for trifling with me this way!

Krang!

I've had it with these
incompetent mutants.

I'm sending them back!

Forget it, Shreeka, my dear.

A deal is a deal.

You're stuck with them.

Hah ha ha-ha-ha.

Oh, that Krang.

Yo, Shreeka, I found
April O'Neil for you.

You did? Where is she?

Right up there.

Don't just stand there!
Follow her!

[Leonardo]
We have to warn April

that this Shreeka person
is on her trail.

We gotta find her first.

Any sign of her yet,
Donatello?

Negative.

Try her TurtleCom again, guys.

I'll do the honors.
Irma?

Hi, guys.

What's new in the exciting
world of sewers?

Irma, this is most important.

Where's April?

Mm, she's off covering
some tug boat fire

at Pier 86.

She left in such a hurry,

she forgot her TurtleCom.

Oh, my gosh,
this is terrible.

Would you care
to leave her a message?

Yes, the message is
watch out!

[April]
Whoa, what great footage!

I'm glad the tug boat crew
has been rescued.

Aha!

There she is.

Now to take careful aim.

This is too much.

I gotta sit down.

Uh! My finger!

It won't work when it's wet.

Yeah. I got the same
problem with my hands.

That's why I never
wash them.

She's getting away!

After her!

Oh, man!
More running?

If I knew this
was going to happen,

I would've brought
my sneakers.

Here we are, Pier 86.

Looks
like we're too late.

The fire's already out.

And worst of all,
April's gone.

Hurry, you simpletons!

The NewsCopter
took this route!

Rocksteady! Bebop!

Now where did those oafs
disappear to?

♪♪ [cartoon]
[laughing]

Oh, what subtle humor.

Yeah, these kiddie
cartoons

leave so much
to the imagination.

There will be no television
until we find April O'Neil.

This is April O'Neil
on the top floor

of the Channel 6 skyscraper,
now under construction.

We found her!

And she's wearing
my power ring!

It's located here

at the corner
of 4th and Main.

Thank you for the address,
Ms. O'Neil.

If only we knew
what Shreeka
wants with April.

I found her!

She's at the site of the new
Channel 6 building.

--looking out
from the 40th floor,

where the view
is absolutely breathtaking.

In a moment, I'll be talking
to the construction foreman.

That must be him now.

Wrong, Ms. O'Neil.

The foreman is all
tied up at the moment,

so we'll be taking his place.

This is April O'Neil
signing off.

My name is Shreeka.

And you're April O'Neil.

I thought those tacky jumpsuits
went out of style eons ago.

[scoffs]
At least I'm not
dressed for Halloween.

Enough catty banter.

If you don't mind,
I'll take that ring.

No way, sister!

This was a birthday gift
from my dearest friends.

So you're going to be
difficult about it, eh?

Seize her!

[Rocksteady]
You heard the lady.

Hand it over!

Whoa!

[Shreeka]
You clumsy oaf!

Help!

You're in safe hands,
Ms. O'Neil.

[gasps]
Shredder!

You actually risked
your life to save me?

Not you.

It's this ring I'm after.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

At last,
the city will be mine!

As for you, Ms. O'Neil,
have a pleasant flight.

I'll take over
from here, Shred-man.

Dah! What in blazes--

Maybe this will help
to cement our relationship!

Don't you just hate
those cornball lines?

You're too late, shellbacks.

I have the energy ring.

You mean you had the ring.

Uh, this might be
a good moment to leave.

Shred-head
is getting away.

Forget him.

We've got a bigger problem
on our hands.

[Donatello]
Don't you mean
on Shreeka's hand?

Mine at last,
after all these eons.

[thunder crashing]

Now to demonstrate its powers
on your ridiculous reptiles!

[laughing]

Take cover!

Two can play at that game.

Whoa! Uh!

Great ba*ls of fire!

Didn't I see this once in a--
whoa-- sh**ting gallery?

Enough toying with these
measly earthlings!

Now suffer the full
wrath of Shreeka!

[laughs]

Those things
are blasting holes

right through
the steel girders.

We've gotta get the ring
away from Shreeka

before this entire
structure collapses.

You're pretty good
at pitching, Shreeka.

How are you at catching?

Haven't you noticed?

I'm magnificent in everything.

I don't think
you should've done that.

Why not,
you overgrown oaf?

My hands are impervious
to heat.

But your ring ain't.

Oh, no!

It's melting!

My precious power ring,
gone forever!

Aah!

[laughing]

I think I just figured out
why they call her Shreeka.

Uh-oh, the building
is starting to give way!

Quick!
The construction elevator!

I hope this elevator's
going down.

The Turtles are excaping!

We'll see about that!

[Leonardo]
She's melting the cable.

Be honest.

We're done for,
aren't we?

There are still
a few ninja tricks

we haven't shown you.

Climb onto my back
and hold on!

Like this?
Perfect.

Okay, fellas, jump!

Oh! I wouldn't
have believed it
if I hadn't seen it!

Now run, everyone!

Oh, well.

Who needed
a new office anyway?

[Shreeka]
I'll still have
my final revenge, Krang.

And I warn you,

it's a fate
worse than death.

Oh, really, Shreeka?

And exactly what
did you have in mind?

I'm returning
Rocksteady and Bebop.

[both screaming]

[sobbing]
Oh, no! Not that!

Anything but that!

April, you will be
happy to learn

that the Turtles
finally agreed

on your
birthday present.

[All]
Happy Birthday, April!

[April]
A pizza?

Oh, for sure, dudette.

It's the gift
that keeps on giving.

Yeah, it keeps on
giving heartburn.

[all laugh]