06x03 - Super Irma

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[Donatello]
Aw, come on, Leonardo.

There must be something
we can wear

to the Channel 6
Halloween party.

Yeah, disguise-meisters
like us

should be
the hit of the party.

And maybe cop first prize
in the costume contest.

No, the idea is
to not draw attention.

How's this?

Excuse me, haven't we
overdone this one?

Well, what about this?

[all]
Too common these days.

Ah, well, that's
the selection, fellas.

Aw, looks like we can't
go to that Halloween ball.

Well, dudes, there
goes our reputation
as party animals.

[Splinter]
Ahem.

If I may make
a suggestion,

why not go disguised
as yourselves?

Go to the party

as the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles?

Sensei,
that's brilliant!

Righteous notion, dude!

After all,
who looks more like us

than us?

[Man]
This prototype
reverse polarity magnet

will eventually
become the heart

of our new super
conductive railway system,
Miss O'Neil.

And how exactly
does it work?

Unlike conventional
magnets,

which attract metal objects,

the reverse polarity magnet

can repel and suspend
objects in mid-air.

Observe that anvil.

See? The anti-magnet
is strong enough to lift

even the heaviest
of metal objects.

[machine turns off]
[clank]

That's really
incredible, Professor.

Yes, the anti-magnet
will save energy,

reduce pollution,

ushering in the new era
of progress and pros--

[sobbing]
prosperity.

April O'Neil signing off

with a scientist
of great genius

and even greater emotion.

[whimpering]
What great emotion?

Get that anvil off my foot!

Oh, here, here--
we'll help you.

Oh!

[crash]

Oh, yuck!

Irma,
are you all right?

P.U. What is this stuff?
It smells awful.

Just some chemicals.
I assure you,

they're
perfectly harmless.

But what if they turn me
into some sort of mutant?

Like Bug-man,

or the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles?

[laughing]
Oh, you have
my word,

that's completely
impossible.

Oh, oh.
I feel dizzy.

I'll drive you home,
Irma.

Uh, never mind,

I can stagger there
from here.

See? The anti-magnet
is strong enough to lift

any metal object,
up to 3 tons.

Incredible.

That anti-magnet
is just the thing we need
to rule the world.

Have you taken leave
of your senses, Krang?

How can we rule the world
with a reverse polarity magnet?

Don't you see?
By attaching it

to the amplifying antenna
on top of the Technodrome,

we can increase its power
a hundredfold.

We'll be able
to lift anything:

aircraft, ships,
entire buildings!

We'll bring the world
to its knees.

When you're right,
you're right.

Uh, how come this costume
doesn't fit right?

I worked on it for weeks.

Maybe this chemical's
caused me to lose weight.

I wish.

[sighing]
Let's face it,

I just don't look
very heroic.

[Man]
Oh, I love that.

I love that.
The Ninja Turtles!

[crowd murmuring]

Hi, I'm Bob Adams.

Hi, I'm Larry Jones.

I'm Ernie Barnes.

And I'm Andy Moskowitz,
dude.

Heh, heh,
that's incredible, Larry.

Where'd you guys ever find
such lifelike costumes?

Yuh, we have
a very good tailor.

[Vernon]
Hm, I don't think
they're realistic at all.

I've met the Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles,

and you don't look
a bit like them.

How about a dance, short,
green, and handsome?

Whoa, excellent!

I'll teach you
the Turtle Trot!

Cowabunga!

Party on, dudette!

Finally, an almost
perfect entrance.

I did say almost.

[Shredder]
You dipsticks!

You brought us right up
into a fire hydrant!

Gee, I hope we don't get
a ticket for parking here.

Hurry up, you two.

Ugh, but, boss,

this thing is heavy.

[siren in the distance]

Magno-Dyne Labs.

That's where those chemicals
spilled on me.

Out the front door, hurry!

[panting]

Hold it, boss.

We got to take
a rest break.

Uh-oh.

A light.

Oh, that Professor Chumley

must be putting in
some overtime.

Come on, you meatheads!

[gasping]
Shredder!

It's that annoying
Irma from Channel 6.

Stop her before she
warns the Ninja Turtles!

Aah!

She knocked our blasters
right out of our hands.

Why, I oughtta--

Whoa!

Ooh!
[crash]

Boss, are you okay?

Never mind me. Get her!

[panting]

What the heck
is going on here?

I'm lifting a car!

Could it be that--

maybe those chemicals
really did give me
super powers.

All right, you bad guys!

Take this!

Uh, we'd better
beat it, boss.

[Shredder]
For once,
you make sense.

[Vernon on microphone]
Ahem, your attention,
please.

I have the results
of the costume contest
judging.

And the winning costume is...

the Teenage Mutant Ninja...

Aardvark!

[all]
Huh?

[applause]

That copycat!

What a crummy costume.

[Vernon]
Congratulations, Chief.

Burne Thompson?

How come his costume
won over ours?

You don't suppose
the fact that he's the boss

has something to do
with it, do you?

[all]
Nah.

April, April,
you won't believe it!

Those chemicals
that spilled on me

really did give me
super powers!

That's impossible, Irma.

But it's true!

I just sent Shredder
and his two mutants running...

with just my bare hands.

Irma, you're upset.
We'd better take you home.

For sure.

[Irma]
I tell you,
it really happened.

I knocked those laser blasters
right out of their hands!

[Raphael]
Right, Irma,
of course you did.

Honest!

And then
I lifted up a car,

and I flung it
through the air.

Sure you did.

[sigh]
Doesn't anyone believe me?

Well, don't worry, Irma.
I believe you.

Not!

Well, see you later.

Ciao, dudettes!

Come on, Irma.
Let's go home.

[Man]
Psst, hey, you.

Give us all your money.

Okay, Your Highness
and Wacko Woman,

just
give us your money,

and there won't be
no trouble.

Don't worry, April.

I'll protect you
with my super powers!

Irma, get real.

You don't have
any super powers.

Quit stalling
and hand over the dough.

Hey, I'm warning you.

Don't you come any closer.

[chuckling]
Oh, yeah?

Try and stop us.

[April screaming]

That sounded like April.

She must be in trouble.

Huh?

[both]
Whoa!

I don't believe it!

This is the only place
for garbage like you!

[both screaming]

[Leonardo]
Irma, I hate
to admit it,

but it looks like
you really do have
super powers.

Yeah, and pretty soon,

the whole world will know
about my amazing abilities.

I'm gonna clean up
crime in this city.

Chill out, dudette.

Crime fighting
is a mondo-dangerous
career move.

Yeah, Michelangelo
is right.

You'd better
leave it to us young,
urban professionals.

Ha! You Turtles don't even
have any special powers!

All you've got
are your ninja skills.

And don't forget
our devastating good looks.

Look out, criminals!

Here comes Super Irma!

We've got
to do something.

She's going
to get herself
in deep trouble.

Relax. I snuck
a homing transmitter
under her cape.

[beeping]
We can keep an eye on her
with the Porta-Tracker.

Well, what are we
waiting for?

[Man]
Okay, let's grab
the jewels.

That's what you think!

You're gonna have
to deal with me first!

Try this on for size!

All right, drop it!

Huh?

Gee, I don't even
remember touching him.

Irma, you
just came this close
to getting clobbered!

You've got to stop this
before you get hurt.

Ha! You guys
are just jealous

because I have
super powers
and you don't.

I've got a feeling
this is going to be
a long night.

[Man]
Look at all this cash!

And it's all ours!

You won't get away
with this!

Oh, yeah?

Watch us!

Crooks are getting away!

[pounding]
Never mind them,

Irma's locked in the vault.

We'll blow the lock.

[grunting]

Oh, this vault door's
a toughie.

But nothing can stand
in the way of...

Super Irma!

[expl*si*n]
[all]
Whoa!

Why are you guys
lying around?

The crooks are escaping!

A really long night.

[tires squealing]

Oh, no!

They're getting away!

[both screaming]

Ha! Gotcha!

Irma, you've got
to stop doing this.

Yeah, it's too dangerous,
dudette.

No way! I'm on a roll,

and soon the whole city
will know about...

♪ Super Irma! ♪

The anti-magnet was just
sitting there unguarded.

The Turtles
weren't even around

and you blew it!

There was no way we could
defeat that Super Irma.

Irma?

That frumpy little thing
with glasses

who works at Channel 6?

She beat you?

I don't believe it!

She got
super powers now.

Yeah.

She might even get
her own comic book.

Look.

Just moments ago,

the city's greatest
female superhero

single-handedly captured
an entire hot car ring.

Here she is in person.

The cute, caped crusader,

and my personal idol,

Super Irma!

[TV turns off]

Super Irma or not,

I must have
that anti-magnet.

All right, Krang.

Don't get your
medulla oblongata
in an uproar.

We won't fail this time.

Yeah. Promises, promises.

[Chief]
Irma,

this crime fighting
on company time
has got to stop.

You people are supposed
to report news,

not make it.

But Mr. Thompson, sir,

fighting baddies
is a lot more fun.

And besides,
I like the perks.

What perks?

Here's your
hot chocolate, Irma,

just the way
you like it.

These perks.

Ooh, Irma!

Either you knock it off,

or you're fired!

Sorry, Chief,
but the city needs me.

Oh, I just love
a forceful woman.

[radio]
All points bulletin.

Break-in in progress
at Magno-Dyne Labs.

Break-in at the
Magno-Dyne Labs?

Why, this looks
like a job for...

Super Irma!

Wait, Irma, no!

[Shredder]
This time,
the anti-magnet is ours.

And this time, there's no
Super Irma to stop us.

[chuckling]
That's what they think.

Whoa!

[clang]
What was that?

Very heavy mice?

Very noisy termites?

It serves me right for asking
you two lunkheads!

Let's just get
out of here.

How weird.

My super strength
can't even budge this thing.

[whirring]

Oh, great.

[beeping]

I think that tracker
of yours is busted,
Donatello.

There's
nobody here.
Look.

That must
have been made

by one of Shredder's
transport modules.

Well, he's gone now,
compadre.

Yeah, and so is
the reverse polarity magnet.

And Irma must
be with them.

We've returned
with the anti-magnet,
Krang.

Excellent.

Now we must take it up
to the amplifying antenna

on top of the Technodrome,

and use its power

to pulverize the city
into obedience.

[Irma]
Hey!

Hey, let me out of here!

This hatch must be made
of some substance

that's impervious
to my super strength.

Oh, hey, okay.

So I'll settle
for super-cunning.

Hey. I'm in the Technodrome.

I'll bet Shredder and Krang

plan to use that anti-magnet
to conquer the Earth.

All right, then it's
up to me to stop them!

[beeping]
I'm getting
a fix on Irma.

It's very faint.

I think she's
in the Technodrome.

The Technodrome?

But that's at the bottom
of the ocean.

I came as fast
as I could.

Oh! Why, you're,
you're...

Professor Chumley,
meet the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles.

[chuckling]
I know, I know.

We're your favorite heroes,

and could we please
sign an autograph

for your Aunt Minnie,
right?

[chuckling]
Well, actually,
my favorite hero

is Super Irma.

Professor, tell us
about this reverse
polarity magnet.

Well, someone tried
to steal it on Halloween.

Hold on.

That's the night Irma
tangled with Shredder

outside the Magno-Dyne Labs.

The same night
that she discovered
her super powers.

That explains it.

If Irma was walking
by the building

just as Shredder
turned on the anti-magnet,

then her entire costume
would be anti-magnetized.

Which means it would repel
anything made of metal.

Like those muggers'
weapons.

Or those bank robber
dudes' motor hogs.

Giving Irma the illusion
of super-strengh.

Well, temporarily,
of course.

[all]
Temporarily?

Hm, she was exposed
on Halloween

at approximately 6 p.m.

That means the effects
should wear off

in about, uh,
five minutes.

[all]
Five minutes?

And Irma's down there
in the Technodrome!

In another moment,

the anti-magnet
will be installed.

Not so fast, Krang!

[gasping]
Oh, no!

It's Super Irma!

How the devil did she get
all the way down here?

Surely, she is
a woman of steel.

[Shredder]
Foot soldiers, destroy her!

Now I'll teach you
that crime does not pay

and all those other
little sayings.

I think I'll shut down
your little operation.

Oops.

[laughing]
Clumsy me.

[grunting]

My super powers.
What's happened to them?

Whatever gave her
those powers

[singsong voice]
is go-one!

Good.

Bebop, Rock Steady,
get her!

You bet.

Gotcha.

It's done.

To the control room.

That battleship
doing target practice
near the harbor

should serve nice.

But what could
Krang and Shredder

want
the anti-magnet for?

Uh, could it have
something to do

with a 300-ton battleship

flying through the air
toward us?

[Professor Chumley]
Oh, my heavens!

Whoa, with all the ammunition
that thing's carrying,

it could blow the city
clear into the suburbs.

Professor,
could your anti-magnet
be doing this?

If its power were
amplified enough, yes.

What are we
waiting for, dudes?

We're going to have to get
down to the Technodrome,

get control
of the anti-magnet,

and rescue Irma.

Uh, but how do we do that?

Simple.

By converting the Turtle Van
to submarine mode.

[Michelangelo]
Cowabunga!

[Leonardo]
Hurry, Donatello.

We've got to get
to the Technodrome

at the bottom
of the ocean.

Hopefully, we won't have
to make this trip too often.

The Turtle Van can't take
too much of this undersea
pressure.

[Michelangelo]
Scope it out, dudes.

There's the Technodrome.

[Raphael]
Anyone figured out
how we're gonna get inside?

Like this.

[Krang laughing]

Now the city will get
a taste of my power.

Oh, yeah?

You won't get away
with this, Brain Face.

And who, pray tell,
is going to stop me?

[Raphael]
How about...us?

[all]
Turtle Power!

You just sealed
your doom, Turtle!

I'd rather seal
your mouth, Shred Head!

Oh, you want to slice
and dice, hmm?

Try this!

Have you free in a flash,
Super Dudette.

Now to set that thing
down gently.

[button beeps]

Face it, you're shredded,
Shredder!

Quickly, we must flee.

We'll escape
through that hatch.

Oh, no, not there!
[Shredder]
Why not?

[Krang]
Because it's
the garbage chute!

Whoa, we sure trashed
those dudes!

Phew, there.

I've rewired the controls

to turn that anti-magnet
into a regular magnet.

Great. But what about
the Technodrome?

[Donatello]
Those empty target ships

are just the thing
to put it out of commission.

Okay, now let's
get out of here.

Aw, gee, and I was just
getting comfy down here.

[beeping]
Come on, in one minute,

this place is gonna
have more leaks
than the Titanic!

[buzzing]

Boss. Boss?

Um, we got a problem.

You've got a problem?

Look at me. I'm covered
with garbage.

Well, I can fix that.

But we still got
this other problem.

Yeah, the whole
joint flooded.

Don't just stand there.

Plug up those leaks!

[Donatello]
So, you see, Irma,

When the anti-magnetism
wore off,

your so-called powers
vanished along with it.

Bummer, babe.

From hero to zero
in a single day.

Nah, it's okay.

I couldn't have taken being
a superhero much longer anyway.

Well, why not?
Scared of the danger?

Sick of being mobbed
by adoring fans?

Tired of battling bad guys?

Oh, no, nothing like that.

It's just that this costume

is giving me an awful rash!