06x02 - Krangenstein Lives!

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♪ Teenage Mutant
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Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

♪ They're the world's ♪

♪ Most fearsome
fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
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Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil Shredder
attacks ♪

♪ These Turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

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Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads ♪

♪ Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪
Gimme a break.

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

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♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

Wretched reptiles,

I'll destroy you
for humiliating me!

Oh yeah? Destroy this!

With Shredder nearby, can Bebop
and Rocksteady be far behind?

Heh heh. My favorite target.

Personalizing these targets
was an excellent idea, sensei.

Don't you agree, Michelangelo?

Entering level 12.
[video game beeping]

Not now, dude.

I'm about to break


on my Space Trek video game.

[beeps]

Enemy spaceship destroyed.

You win.

Whoa! Way cool!

I never
made it to the Saurian
Nebula of Doom before!

Michelangelo, that is
not the way to prepare
for your next battle.

Splinter's right.

Shredder and his g*ons
are probably preparing

their next evil scheme
at this very moment.

Yeah, and they aren't doing it
by playing video games.

[video game sounds]

Mother ship destroyed.

You lose.

Wah! We'll never get

to the Saurian Nebula
of Doom at this rate.

Krang, instead of working on
that robotic body of yours,

you should deal
with our situation here
at the bottom of the ocean.

All in good time, Shredder.

My ecto-frame is overdue
for its 30,000 mile tune-up.

Excellent.

The binary
transformation circuit

is operating perfectly.

Now to check the new size
transformation actuator.

Splendid!

Now for the reverse.

Excellent!

It's working
perfectly.

Whatcha doin', boss?

Nothing that you
bubble brains
would understand.

Can we help?

Definitely not.

You're always
messing things up.

Whoa!

Oops.

See what I mean?

I consider that a vicious
smear on our character.

Oh!

I think I just bit something
that wasn't a cr*cker!

It's a computer chip
from Krang's robot body.

Uh-oh. We better come up
with a replacement
before he finds out.

Hey!
[snort]

That's my favorite
video game!

Oh, Bebop, old chum,

these are desperate times.

"Voice enhancement circuit."

This outta do it.

Bring me that motor
co-ordination chip.

There!

Now to reactivate
my creation.

Shredder,
start the generator.

Next time I join forces
with a world conqueror,

I'll be the brains.

It's alive!

It's alive!

Entering level 4.

Zarkonian spaceship
sighted.

It's not only alive,

it can speak.

Destroy the enemy.



What's gotten into that thing?

[Krang]
Don't look at me.

Do you suppose that little
chip we substituted

made it go bananas?

I don't know.

But if the boss
finds out it was us,

there goes
our holiday bonus.

Entering next level.

Stop it before it
wrecks something else.

Blasting off
for level 12.

Shredder, I need my body!

Don't panic, Krang.
We'll get it back.

Come along, you two.

I must have my body!

It may not be pretty,
but it's all I've got.

[video game]
Halt. Intruder alert.

Who said that?

[video game noises]

Don't look at me, dude.

[video game]
Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

[sigh]
Now look, Michelangelo,

if you're not
going to practice,

at least don't disturb us
with that stupid video game.

[video game noises]
Chill out, dude.

This is how I practice.

Playing these things
gives me mondo fast reflexes.

Yeah, me, too.

Enemy vehicle sighted.

Uh, I think
I'll take a bus.

For once you meatheads brought
up the transport module

in the right place.

Whoa - huh?
Whoa!

Uh, boss?
Oh, boss?

Yoo-hoo! Boss?

Now where do you
suppose he went?

Enemy Sygons, exterminate.

Oh! It's Krang's body.

Come on, let's get it.

Okay, you're
coming with us.

Or we're going with you.

[both]
Yeaaaahhh!

[meow]
[meow]
[meow]

[yowling]

Where am I?

More importantly,

who am I?

Why am I wearing
this ridiculous mask?

Huh. Might as well
put it back on.

It goes with the
rest of the outfit.

We're in trouble, April.

Something huge is ripping
up the downtown area.

Big big big big!

Get on it right away.

I'm as good as there now,
Chief.

April gets all the juicy
assignments.

Byrne will finally realize

that I'm just as good
a reporter as she is

when I scoop her
on that story.

Okay, fellas,
let's take a break.

Whew! It's about time.

Hey, we haven't heard
from April in a long time.

Now would be a good chance
to check in with her.

Hi, guys.
Am I glad you called!

What's up?

Well, there's some kind of
major disturbance downtown.

Meet me there,
and we'll check it out.

All right. At last we're
going to get some real action.

[video game noises]
Come on, Michelangelo.

Uno momento, amigos.

Just let me pack
up my video game.

It's an emergency.
Will you forget
that dumb game?

Dudes, you know what they say:

all work and no play makes
Michelangelo a dull dude.

What's the scoop, April?

I'm not sure.
So far all's quiet.

Except for that flying bus.

Look!
It's Krang!

Head for cover!
Good idea.

Except there is no cover!

Enemy warriors. Exterminate.

Duck, April!

It's Krang's robotic body.

But where is Krang?

Maybe he's having an
"out-of-body" experience.

I'll stop that thing.

My turn.

Gotcha, dude.

Oh, this is
mondo embarrassing.

Like they say,
any port in a storm.

Uh, hi.

Aah!

He can't get
away with that.

Keep on telling
yourself that.

[both]
Whoa!

Hey, try that on me,
why don'tcha?

Heh heh.

When will I learn to
keep my big beak shut?

Aaah!

Sector cleared.



Wow, what a story!

Wait until Byrne
sees this.

I can't believe I'm stuck
here with no body.

Shredder and those
stupid mutants

had better not
have fouled up again.

Uh...what is this place?

I can't seem to remember
who I am or what I do.

[beeping sound]

A pager.

Is it possible
I'm a plumber?

Shredder? What are you doing?

What in blazes is that?

What do you think I am?

I'm Krang! Indisputable
Ruler of Dimension X!

Duh, I don't have time

to waste watching
science fiction movies.

This looks a decent enough
place to live.

I hereby claim this
alley in the name of...

uh...me, whoever I am.

All right, pal.

Just hand over your dough,

and you won't get hurt.

No, now, now,
let's not be hasty.

Beat it, you interlopers.

This is my alley.

Hey, look what's left
over from Halloween.

Eee-yah!

Whoa!

Ugh!

Now, how did I know
how to do that?

Oh, young man,
I owe you my life.

Who are you?

Oh, sorry.

Barney Mushnik
is the name.

Owner of the Big Bang
Fireworks Company.

I could use a firecracker
like you in my line of work.

Work? For some reason that
word fills me with disgust.

Oh, no, no, no,
this is different.

You'll be in complete charge.

In charge?

That I can handle.

I wonder where Raphael
and Michelangelo wound up.

[whistles]

Try up here, why don'tcha?

Of course, you realize
this is doing absolutely
nothing for my image.

Now let's find Michelangelo.

[video game sounds]
Targeting enemy Sygons.

I think we just did.

And I can't believe he's still
playing with that video game!

Michelangelo, if you don't
give that thing a rest,

I'm going to shut it off
with my katana.

Lighten up, compadres.

I was just k*lling some
time till you got here.

We've got to find Krang's
robot and shut it down.

I got news, guys.

We're not alone.

Is it that robot dude?

No, it's Rocksteady
and Bebop.

Yo, turtles.
Come out and play.

[All]
Turtle power!

What the-- Ow!

Oh, nothing can save
you now, turtle!

Except the department
of sewers.

Let's get out of here.

We gotta stop them.

They might know why Krang's
body has gone whacko.

This will slow them down.

And I thought coffee was
supposed to keep you awake.

All right, you two,
what's Krang's body doing

running around on its own?

Uh, we don't know
nothing about it.

Yeah, we ain't the ones
who put in the wrong microchip.

Oops.

So that's why the robot
has a mind of its own.

Um, we'd love to stay
and chew the hog fat,

but we gotta run!

They got away.

Forget about them.

We gotta find
that robot body.

Here it is.

The place where you'll
begin your new career.

Attention, happy workers.

I'd like you to meet
your new foreman.

You'll be taking
orders from him.

From some bozo in a tin mask
and a bullfighter's cape?

Heh, fat chance.

Oops.

Some foreman.

Don't youse realize that
everything in here can explode?

That's right.

Including me!

Hmm.

Instead of making mere toys,

I could build something
really dangerous.

Like an expl*sive device
so powerful,

it will terrorize this city

and force its leader
to succumb to my will.

Don't ask what prompts
me to do this,

it just seems like a good idea.

Seeking enemy space vessels.

Here it comes.

You guys divert
its attention

while I apply
my scientific know-how.

[whistles]
Yo, baldy!

Looking for us?

Enemy sighted.

Alert.

Now, Donatello.

Hurry up, we can't hold this

bucking bag of bolts
much longer.

Here goes.

Oh, what the heck did
you do to that thing?

Well, it looks like
I made a small error.

Wrong, dude.

You made a
humungazoid error.

Nice going, Donatello.

You've just created

an extra-large
economy-size problem.

Zone cleared.

Advance to next level.

I must have triggered its
size transformation actuator.

Yo, I wouldn't brag
about it if I were you.

Didn't I see this once
in a demolition derby?

Holy guacamole!

It shrunk.

Quick, Donatello. Grab it.

But now it's too small for me
to get inside and shut down.

Uh-oh.

This yo-yo is starting
to act like a yo-yo.

[Krang]
I don't believe this.

First my body loses its mind,

then Shredder.

Who's next?

Bebop and Rocksteady?

My super expl*sive
device is complete.

With it, I can put the entire
city under my control.

Whoever I am.

I've been searching
the city all night,

and no sign
of that runaway robot.

I'll never scoop April
at this rate.

Wait. There's City Hall.

If some robot monster is trying
to take over the city,

sooner or later he's bound
to wind up there.

Look! It's shrinking
down again.

It's obviously not
wash-and-wear.

Grab him!

Now to terminate
this thing for keeps.

Oh, no. Here we go again.

This situation is really
getting out of hand.

Enemy sighted.


Michelangelo,
will you cool it

with that stupid
video game?

My video game didn't
say that, bud.

That thing did.

Entering Saurian
Nebula of Doom.

Whoa, it talks just like
my Space Trek game.

Now I know what Rocksteady
was babbling about.

They must have put a video
game chip in that thing.

Whoa!
Yow!

[Turtles]
Whoa! Wah!

There's gotta be
a less painful way

to reach out
and touch someone.

Hey, look. There's Shredder.

If the city doesn't turn all
power over to me immediately,

I'll blow this
building sky high.

Not so fast, tin grin.

Who in blazes are you freaks?

Don't you recognize us?

We're those lovable,
wise-cracking Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles.

I never saw you
before in my life.

Well, you're seeing
us know, Shredder.

Shredder?

Is that what I call myself?

What a ridiculous name.

It looks like old chrome dome
has lost his memory.

Yeah, but he's still got
his same old evil instincts.

Why? Just because he's planning
to blow up City Hall.

[Turtles]
Turtles fight with honor!

Don't move, whoever you are.

Or I'll use this
triggering device

to blow us all
to kingdom come.

This is Vernon Fenwick

with an on-the-spot
interview

with that arch villain
known as Shredder.

I am called Shredder.

Tell us, do you think

the Mets will win
the pennant this year?

Get that thing out
of my face, you idiot.

The turtles!
You wretched reptiles!

Uh-oh, he's
his old self again.

Nice going, Vernon.

You just gave Shredder
his memory back.

And guess what else is back.

At least it's getting
smaller again.

Vernon,
keep an eye on Shredder.

Don't move.

Pretty please?

Entering Level 15.

Wow. And I though Michelangelo
had video games on the brain.

Dude, you just gave me
one gnarly notion.

Gotcha.

[beeping]

All right.

Cowabunga!

Salute your new masters,
robot dude.

Michelangelo,
how did you do that?

Piece of cake, dude.

I just connected it
to my video game.

My joystick controls it now.

Later, amigos!

Who dares tie up
the mighty Shredder?

Oh, it wasn't me, sir.

Please, please don't hurt me.

Okay, flesh face, [snort]
beat it.

Oh, whatever you say.

Ciao for now.

Wow, are we glad
to see you.

Yeah,
we've been looking
all over for you.

Out of my way,
you dunderheads.

It's time to blow those
turtles back to the pet shop.

Uh-oh.

Too late, shred head.

Now, put that thing
somewhere safe.

Blast it. I can't
detonate the device now.

It would blow up
Krang's robot body.

Oh, no. It's
starting to shrink.

Quick, Michelangelo.
Get down off there.

No sweat, dudes.

Man! Talk about a
bad case of heartburn.

My beautiful body!

Ruined!

And it's all your
fault, Shredder.

You just better hope the damage
is covered by the warranty!

[April]
Fortunately,

the rampaging robot
was finally put out of action

by the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles.

The entire event
was witnessed

by Channel 6's own
Vernon Fenwick,

who hasn't been able
to open his mouth since.

We owe it all to you,
Michelangelo.

Your video game
really saved our shells.

You go right on
playing that thing.

Oh, awesome!

Now, let's see if I
can make it to level 76.

[video game sounds]

[beeping]

Now how about that?

He finally hit overload.

Bummer, dudes.

And I could've been
a contender.