05x15 - Pirate Radio

[bunniefuu]

♪♪ [theme song]

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♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

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♪ Most fearsome
fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

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attacks ♪

♪ These turtle boys
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That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool,
but rude ♪
Gimme a break.

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

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This is the most despicable,
fiendish invention

of my entire evil career.

We give up.

What is it?

It's a interdimensional
splitting device.

Interdimensional spitting?

[Rocksteady]
Yuck, how disgusting.

That's splitting,
you cretins!

Not spitting!

It's finally ready.

Now I will spit--

Split the dimension barrier,

creating Krang's Chasm,

a gaping, bottomless pit.

Ooh.

Hit the deck!

Don't just stand there.
Do something!

Uh, sorry, Krang.

I never was really good
at jigsaw puzzles.

[snoring]

♪♪ [rock]

Okay, that does it,

I have got to get some Zs.

Michelangelo
is out of here.

♪♪ [rock]

Wait a minute!

We warned you,
Michelangelo.

No more rock and roll!

[Male DJ]
Okay, canine cuties,

chow down on this
three-woof tune

on pirate radio W.O.O.F.

Woof, woof, woof!

[Michelangelo]
But dudes, I'm listening
to my main man,

Dicky Bark,
the Woofman!

And it's tune time,
woof, woof, woof!

Wrong, wrong, wrong!

It's snooze time.

That Bark guy's woofing is
driving me out of my shell.

But dudes, it's the
numero uno station
in the whole city.

Just give it a listen.

It'll grow on you.

Yeah, like a fungus!

Hey, w--wait!

You dudes will be sorry!

[All]
Good night...dude!

Oh, sure, make me sleep
in the cold, wet sewer.

Well, at least
I've got Dicky Bark
to keep me company.

All right, now, bubba,
it's The Fleabags

scratching their way
up the charts with

"Itching To See You, Baby"

Woof, woof, woof!

♪ Just got off the road,
gotta lighten my load... ♪

[rumbling]

♪ Baby ♪

♪♪ [rock continues]

This is Pirate Radio,
WOOF,

where it's party time
all the time.

Woof, woof, woof!

Hey, it's the one-and-only
Woofman, Dicky Bark!

Whoo!

What makes you so sure

your contraption
will even work, Krang?

Because my creations
are flawless.

That's why!

And if you do
cut this chasm in
the dimension barrier,

how are you planning
to talk the citizens

into passing through it?

That's a good one--

Don't bother me with your
endless questions.

I'll figure that out
when I get to it.

Okay, Bebop, see
if you get anything.

[Dicky Bark]
Here's a radical beat
of a platter

that's melting
the old turntable.

Ooh, ooh!
It's Dicky Bark!

♪♪ [rock]

Look what you've done,
you idiot.

Turn that blasted thing off!

We're trying, Krang.

We're trying.

Where'd that racket
come from?

The number one
radio station in the city.

Yeah, Krang,
everybody listens
to W.O.O.F.

[Both]
Woof, woof, woof.

Everybody?

How fortuitous!

Hmm, I believe we
are about to go
into the radio biz.

Planning to launch
a Krang's Chasm
advertising campaign?

Great, Bebop and me
can do a jingle.

[Both]
♪ Come to Krang's Chasm,
don't delay ♪

♪ Jump right in,
disappear today ♪

Don't give up your day jobs,
you boobs!

All we'll need
is my ventrilocoder.

Speak through
it and everything you say

will be heard as a command
that must be obeyed.

The citizens will bring about
their own destruction

by voluntarily leaping
into the chasm.

And when the city
is completely deserted,

we take over.

Exactly.

Oh, boy, we're getting
out of this deep freeze.

Goody, goody, goody!

And W.O.O.F. is about
to get a new DJ,

the Slicer!

[Donatello]
I can't do it.

Michelangelo's out
there alone and hungry.

Yeah, I hate to admit it,

but I sort of feel sorry
for the guy.

Maybe we should save
this last slice for him.

♪♪ [rock]

[All]
No way!

And now,
back to you, April.

Uh, thanks, Vernon.

That was an, um,
interesting look

at the plight
of the Amazonian piranha.

Woof, woof,
woof...oops.

Uh--Uh, just
a reminder, folks,

It's 10 AM.
Do you know where
your dog is?

I mean, this is April O'Neil
for Channel 6 News.

Oh, that does it, Irma!

Either that pirate
radio station goes

or you do.

Oh, sorry, Mr. Thompson.

Oh, you certainly will be.

And I had the audience
eating right out of my hand.

Too bad they weren't
Amazonian piranha.

I'm sorry, Vernon.

But Dicky Bark
is just so incredible.

You really are obsessed
with this Dicky Woofer guy,
aren't you?

You don't
understand, April.

I just have to listen
to station W.O.O.F.

[car horns honking]

Oh, no!

Yikes.

Well, at least we
made a soft landing.

This had better work, Krang.

[Rocksteady]
Hey, boss?

That radio signal homing
thing is going wild!

[beeping]

It's found station W.O.O.F.

♪♪ [rock]

[Rocksteady]
It's coming from
that manhole cover.

This was too easy!

To the sewer!

♪♪ [rock]

[Michelangelo]
All right!

Get down.

Hey, cool it, dudes!

Huh, whoa.

Gee, boss, it ain't
the radio station,

it's this boom box.

I can see
that, you moron!

You wasted my time,
Turtle.

And we're gonna waste you!

Tell us where
the radio station W.O.O.F.

is headquartered, Turtle.

How should I know
where it is, dude?

And why do you want
to know, anyway?

That's for me to now
and you to find out.

This'll make
him talk, boss.

Hey, what are doing
with my radio, snout face?

Say bye-bye, boom box.

No!

Oops.

Gee, I guess it slipped.

What's everybody got
against my radio?

It's just like you.

It's all wet.

That tears it.

Now I'm really ticked off!

Keep him busy while I zero in
on that radio signal.

Right, boss.

This is going
to be a pleasure.

Let's go, Turtles!

Uh, oh.

What's wrong, dudes?

Chicken? Bock bock.

Hiyah!

[All]
Turtle power!

Paws off our buddy,
hog breath!

Cowabunga, dudes!

Stupenduloso timing!

I think the odds just
changed in their favor.

In that case--

Hey, Shredder,
wait for us!

Let's get them, fellas!

[All]
Let's kick some shell!

These ought
to slow them down!

It's worth a try.

Whoa! Head's up!

And in the center ring,

the incredible, stupendous,

Raphael the wonder Turtle!

W.O.O.F.'s radio signal

is coming from the other
side of that flood gate.

The only thing out
there is the ocean.

What do we do now, boss?

[Krang]
Must I think of everything?

We've got them now!

Guess again, shellbacks.

I hope you brought
your water wings.

Surf's up!

Whoa!

Shredder got away!

Worse than that,

I lost my boom box!

Leave it to Michelangelo

to put things in their
proper perspective.

Got it!

[Dicky Bark]
This is W.O.O.F.,

where the music
never stops.

All right.

It still works.

Oh, brother.

[Shredder]
I am now the captain.

You will do exactly
as I say.

Yes, Captain.

It works!

Now, to take over the
minds of the entire city.

Okay, Michelangelo,

we're letting you
in under one condition,

that you use
these earphones,

until I can come up
with a way

to save the rest of us
from the Woofman.

No problemo, dude.

♪♪ [rock]

All right, Shredder,

it's showtime!

[Dicky Bark]
Who are you guys, anyway?

We're really
big fans of yours.

Yeah, we'd like
to have your autograph,

but we can see
you're all tied up.

[Krang]
My automatic
digital tuner beam

is tuning every radio
in the city to W.O.O.F.

That means hundreds
of thousands of people

will be listening
to my voice.

I'll be a star,

able to get tables
at the best restaurants,

limos, charge accounts...

I've created a monster.

♪♪ [easy listening]

♪♪ [rock]

♪♪ [easy listening]

♪♪ [rock]

♪♪ [rock]

Hey, what's
going on?
♪♪ [rock]

♪♪ [rock]

♪♪ [rock]

This is really weird.

Michelangelo's station

coming in on
every radio in the lair!

Yeah, tell me about it.

Here, I've just finished
these white noise filters.

Stick them inside your ears.

It'll block out that
radio frequency.

Ah, much better.

[alarm]

[Donatello]
My dimension alarm.

There's been a dimension
split somewhere.

That could only mean...

Exactly.

Krang and Shredder.

[Shredder]
This is your
afternoon DJ, Slicer,

with a public service
announcement.

Your city is doomed.

There's only one way
to save yourselves,

and that's
to split immediately.

Follow this radio signal.

Come to W.O.O.F.

Slicer's got a neat
surprise for you.

Be there or be square.

You know,
he's not too bad.

Everyone hearing his voice

will follow that radio signal
right into Krang's Chasm.

Soon, the city will be mine.

Hey, who's this
Slicer, dude?

Must be
a new drive-time DJ.

[timer ringing]

All right!

There's dessert.

[Shredder]
You will do as I say.

Evacuate the city at once.

Follow this signal.

Come to Slicer.

[Shredder]
Do as I say.

Come to W.O.O.F.

Follow Slicer.
Go to W.O.O.F.

Meet you in the studio,

we're on the air
in five minutes, Irma.

Go to Slicer.

Michelangelo,
where are you?

[coughing]
I don't believe it.

He left a pizza
in the oven.

And his boom box
on the table.

There's something really
weird going on here.

I have a feeling that
Michelangelo's disappearance

has something to do
with that dimension split.

These white noise filters
work great, Donatello.

Yeah, I don't hear
a single woof.

[Turtlecom beeps]

Donatello here.

Guys, Irma is missing.

She walked
out of Channel 6

in the middle
of a broadcast.

Well, you won't
believe it,

but Michelangelo
is missing, too.

[Krang]
Well, you can
stop looking.

They're both
about to vanish,

like everyone else,

into Krang's Chasm!

Krang. I knew you were
behind that dimension split.

Impressive, isn't it?

And Shredder's not
doing badly
with that DJ gig, either.

Tune into W.O.O.F.
and hear for yourselves.

W.O.O.F.?
Irma was hooked
on that station.

[Donatello]
So was Michelangelo.

Along with most
of the city.

April, everyone listening
to that radio station

is under some kind
of mind control.

My radio's going crazy!

[Donatello]
Turn it off, April!

Don't listen to it!

[Shredder]
Come to W.O.O.F.
Follow Slicer.

Follow Slicer.

I must follow Slicer.

Come to W.O.O.F.

Must follow Slicer.

Leonardo, watch out!

Hey, out of the way!

You're blocking the street.

Whoa, there aren't
any drivers
in those cars.

[Donatello]
They're all under
Krang's spell.

Your white noise
filters are the only
thing that saved us.

Look!

There's Michelangelo!

Go to Slicer.

Must go to Slicer.

Watch that first step,
Michelangelo!

It's a beaut!

Huh? Look!

[Donatello]
It's April!

Go to Slicer.

Must go to Slicer.

We've got
to save Michelangelo!

Go to Slicer.

No, we've got
to save April.

[Michelangelo and April]
Go to Slicer.

Must follow Slicer.

W.O.O.F. calls.

Go to W.O.O.F.,

Slicer beckons me.

Michelangelo and April

are both about
to step to their doom.

Oh, we can only
rescue one of them,

but which one will it be?

Follow me!

[All]
Turtles to the rescue!

Must follow Slicer.

Must go to WOOF.

Got him!

Great job, Leonardo!

Ha! One down
and one to go!

Next up, April.

Must go to Slicer.

Gotcha!

Here, this will snap
you out of it.

Whoa, Donatello,

how did I get up here?

Uh, you mind
if I fill you in later?

I'm coming, Slicer.

Michelangelo!

Oh, no!

Whoa!

[April]
He's landed in a tub
with Irma.

Yeah, too bad he didn't
bring his rubber duckie.

[Leonardo]
The entire city
is headed out to sea.

The station must be
luring them there.

Rub-a-dub-dub,

one Turtle in a tub.

Too bad the other
three aren't
under my control as well.

But now that
I've captured
one bonedome,

the others
are certain to follow.

[April]
Tell me, how come you
guys weren't affected

by Shredder's broadcast.

Simple, we're wearing
the same earplugs

that I just gave you.

These white noise filters

block out W.O.O.F.'s
frequency transmission.

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

There's the dock!

Great, there isn't
a single boat left.

How do we get out
to that pirate radio ship?

As Michelangelo would say,

no problemo, dudes.

Let's do it, Leonardo!

Right. Hang on!

[engine revving]

[Turtles]
Turtle power!

[Shredder]
Welcome to W.O.O.F.,

where we spin the top tunes

and dish out doom.

Keep rowing,
you dunderheads.

You're almost there.

Keep rowing.

Must obey Slicer.

Yes, must keep rowing.

Okay, now nothing's
gonna keep this boat

from sailing right
into Krang's Chasm.

Uh-oh.

Trouble off the
port poop deck.

Or is it the
starboard yardarm?

[Rocksteady]
Yikes!
It's them Turtles!

We better get the boss
and abandon ship, fast.

Do something, Donatello!

Irma and Michelangelo

are about to be sucked
into that vortex.

I think I've
located the source

of Krang's
mind-control signal.

I should have known.

It's a ventrilocoder.

Of course!

Isn't that neat,

the way I always know
the names of these gadgets?

Can you do anything
to reverse it?

Do Turtles like pizza?

I hope the Turtle van
can handle this power drain.

This is your
fave DJ, Slicer,

telling you to keep
those boats coming!

What in blazes?

Gee, boss,
what happened?

Nothing, you cretins!

We're experiencing some
technical difficulties!

I gotta tell you,

what you're experiencing,

is your show being cancelled,
but good.

No!
That couldn't be!

My fans adore me!

This is your
famous DJ Slicer!

Follow the sound
of my voice!

[Shredder]
Follow Slicer!

Just keep rowing.

Michelangelo?

Irma?

What are you doing
in my bathtub?

Uh, got me.

Conserving water?

We're in the middle
of the ocean,

and we're being pulled
into that black hole!

Paddle, dudette,
paddle!

Why do these things
always happen to me?

[Leonardo]
Hang on, Michelangelo,

we're on our way!

Whoa!

Thanks for lending me
your grappling hook.

We made it!

I don't believe it!

[Michelangelo]
Whoa, dude,

that's the last bathtub

I'm getting
into for a long time.

Oh, no, no, please
don't say that.

[Shredder]
You're my fans.

You love me,
you really love me.

[Bebop]
The boss must
really be a star.

The people are mobbing him.

No! Stop!

Something tells me we
better get out of here.

Hey!

What's your hurry,
compadre?

The party's just
getting started.

Whoa, I'm jumping ship!

Hey, Rocksteady.
Up here.

Huh?

Stop! Put me down!

Thanks, folks, the Turtles
will take it from here.

[April]
Donatello,

we're headed straight
for the chasm.

Do something!

I hope it's not too late.

They're gonna
make us walk the plank.

Oh, stop acting
like wimps.

The Turtles are good guys.

They wouldn't
do a thing like that.

[Krang]
They wouldn't,
but I would.

Krang?

Wait, Krang,
couldn't we discuss this?

[All]
No!

[April]
And so DJ Dicky Bark,

of radio station W.O.O.F.,

says from now on,

he'll only play
mellow melodies.

With the city back
to normal,

this is April O'Neil
signing off.

Whoa, dudes!

You gotta dig
these groovy sounds.

Oh, no, not again.

But--

All right,
this is Dicky Bark,

reminding you it's
Vinny's gigantic

two-for-one pizza sale,
today only!

See, dudes,

that's what I wanted
you to hear.

Woof, woof, woof.

♪♪ [theme]