04x38 - The Foot Soldiers Are Revolting

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This news footage you got
is great, April.

Yes. It is most
advantageous

to study one's
opponent.

Anything I can do
to help, guys.

Where's Donatello?
He should be watching this.

[Michelangelo]
Yo, Mr. Wizard,

don't you want to scope
out the latest stuff
on Shred-head's plans?

[crackling]

Oh, I might as well.

I don't think I'll ever
get this dimensional
portal repaired.

[both groan]

You know, if
Rocksteady and Bebop
had more than

a single brain cell
between them, they
could be pretty dangerous.

Yeah, sometimes
I wonder why
Shredder and Krang

even keep 'em around.

[Shredder]
You two losers have bungled
yet another operation.

You were supposed to
bring back an advanced
wave modulator.

Instead, you come back
empty-handed.

Well, you know
what they say--

lose a few...
uh, lose a few.

[Shredder]
You two lose
them all!

Oh, gee, boss,
give us a break.

Them turtles was all over us,
like green bubble gum.

All right,
that's it!

I've had it up to my helmet
with both of you!

Uh, boss,
are you trying to
tell us something?

Yes.
You're fired!

Now, get out
of my sight!

Okay, what if we--
Out, out, out!

[both exclaiming]

I'll find someone
more competent to
do our dirty work.

Not that I'm defending

those two yo-yos,

but we're not
exactly overburdened

with good help here.

All we've got are your
foot-soldier robots,

and they're about as
smart as a blow dryer.
[Shredder] You're right.

Let's try to use
your new experimental
brain-wave enhancer

to increase their
robotic intelligence.

Do you think it'll work?
Miracles, I don't do.

Boy, this is almost
as exciting as reruns
of the weather report.

“Absolutemento.”

What say we check out
the pizza situation?

Wait a minute.

Come on, Leonardo,
look.

[April]
What was that?

Well, it looked like
an advanced wave modulator
I've read about.

And if Krang gets
his tentacles on that,

we can kiss
this planet goodbye.

That grate leads
to the sewer line.

Come on. We'd
better find it before
they come back for it.

And what will
you do, April?

I have to get back to work.
There's a staff meeting
this afternoon.

When left to
his own devices,

the wise man
entertains himself
as best he can.

You, come here.

What's its
code designation?

Alpha-1.
Have a seat,
Alpha-1.

You're about to make
robot history.

Assuming this thing
doesn't make fried noodles
out of your circuitry.

Gee, the boss
fired us.

I feel like
such a failure.

Oh, not me.
I feel like

I'm at a career
crossroads.

I'm gonna play
a game of Mr. Quest

while I decide what
to do with my life.

Hey, Krang doesn't like us
to play with that.

He said
the power line

can cause
a short-circuit.

Who cares?
I'm a free agent now.

Let 'er rip, Krang.

I just know
I'm going to regret this.

[electricity crackling]

I'm getting
a power fluctuation!

We got to stop it
before...

[both yelling]

They sure made
these games realistic.

[coughing]

[deep male voice]
The discomfort is caused by
temporary lung irritation.

You will both
be all right.

Who...
Who said that?

The brain enhancer.
It must've overloaded!

[Alpha-1]
My ratiocinative
abilities

have been increased
to the 97th power.

My intellectual capacity
is virtually without limit.

What'd he say?
He said he's smart.

I have the combined
brain capacity

of 4,000 sentient species.

It gives me
a headache

just thinking down
to your level.

Excellent!
With a super-genius
like this on our side,

we will have no trouble
defeating the Turtles.

What do you mean “we,”
tin-head?

I beg your pardon.
You two are obviously

my intellectual
inferiors.

Why should I help you?

Because we want to
conquer Earth.

Sounds like
a good idea.
I'll do it...

without you.

Hold it, big-brain!

No foot soldier
smarts off to me
and gets away with it.

My reflexes have been
augmented along with
my intellect.

[crash]
[groaning]

You cannot stop me.

[grunting, groaning]

I've traced the source
of the power surge.

It came from
Rocksteady
and Bebop's room.

I'm going to dip
those two in mutagen

and turn them
into wombats!

[Leonardo] Okay, so we're
under the electronics plant
that Shredder's g*ons robbed,

but I don't see
the watchamacallit.

Never fear. If we're
within a hundred feet
of the wave modulator,

this tracking device
will find it.

We just got to find it.
It can't be lost.

Hey, you seem to have
a personal interest

in this wave modulator,
Michelangelo.

For sure, dude.
I'll bet you can tune up

some really primo
surfing curls with it.

Was it something
I said?

Find Alpha-1
and bring him to me.

Not me,
you metal moron.

Krang, the foot soldiers
are revolting!
You're telling me?

Well, here's another
fine mess you've
gotten us into!

Put them in one of
the escape pods

and eject them from
the Technodrome.

Stop!
Why are you doing this?

I intend to banish

all organic life-forms
on Earth to Dimension X.

We robots will
rule the world.

Wait, wait.
We can negotiate.
We'll give you New Jersey.

There can be
no negotiation.

Today the Technodrome,

tomorrow the world.

[Bebop, Rocksteady
exclaiming]

Hey, what's
going on here?

Launch them into
Dimension X.

Wait, uh,
how's about we
work for you guys?

Yeah. We'll be
real professionals.

Uh-huh.
We won't foul up

like when we was sent
to get the wave modulator.

An advanced wave modulator?
Do you know where it is?

Well, uh, yeah.
Uh, sure.

It's on Earth.
We can lead youse
right to it.

A wave modulator would
come in very handy

in my conquest
of Earth.

Very well.
You will come
with us to Earth.

[both sighing]

Here it is.

[shouting]

These guys again?
This is getting
real old.

Attack.

Okay, but remember,
turtles fight with honor!

Back off,
bolt-breath!

[shouting, groans]

Whoa!
What a ride!

Whoa-oa!

Hah!
Whoa-oa!
[metal creaking]

Oof! This wasn't
in the script.

Give me
the modulator,

you disgusting
organism.

Fire, now.

Whoa!
[Bebop]
How'd you do that?

I simply calculated
the rebound trajectory
of the laser beam.

Foot soldiers,
retreat.

[both groan]
Hey, what's
the big idea?

[Alpha-1]
Sorry, no mutants allowed.

Well, of all
the nerve.

Now we're
stranded here.

That's not our
only problem.

Uh, hi, guys.

All right, you two,
who was that foot soldier?

He seemed like a real
take-charge dude,
for a robot.

His name's Alpha-1,
and he's taken over
the Technodrome,

and he got rid of Krang
and Shredder right after
Shredder got rid of us.

That doesn't
sound good.
I kind of like the part

about getting rid of Krang
and Shredder, though.

If he's as smart
as he seems to be,

there's no limit to
what he could do with
that wave modulator.

Yeah, and he's probably
not planning to build

a really high-tech
pizza maker with it either.

[Shredder]
It's no use.

They deactivated
the power cells.
We're running on empty.

Swell. So we wind up
spending eternity

cooped up in this
teeny life pod.

Why don't you jettison
your android body?
That would give us more room.

Why don't you
jettison your head?

It's the most useless
object in here!

Hey, this wasn't
in the tour package.

Silence, pitiful life-forms.
Send them through the portal.

[people exclaiming]

Wow, this'll sure
impress the folks
back in Lone Bend.

Here I shall build
my dimensional
displacement device

and use it to send
all organic life

in this city
to Dimension X.

[Bebop]
Don't turn us over
to the cops, guys.

Please?
Let us come with you.
We can help.

Our only chance of
getting our old room back

is if we help put
the lid on Alpha-1.

What do you think, guys?
Well, personally,
I trust them

about as far as
I can shot-put a planet.

Yeah, but they know more
about the foot soldiers
than we do.

I hate to say it, dudes,
but they might come
in handy, you know?

Leonardo here.
What's up, April?

Just thought you guys
would like to know

that the Eidelman building
has been taken over
by foot soldiers.

I'm getting ready to
head over there with
a remote crew right now.

Thanks, April.
Sounds like our boy.
Let's go!

Let's go.
Okay, no funny
business, you promise?

[together]
We promise.

Good, 'cause you're
staying here.

the displacement
device is ready.

Now to test it.

Vernon, you and April
have a story to cover.
Go, go, go, go, go.

Yes, sir.
Just watch me disappear.
[laser blasting]

[gasping]

[shouting]
Vernon!

Holy mackerel!
They disappeared!

I've got to find the Turtles.
Maybe they know
what's causing this.

It works perfectly.

Now to start
teleporting

all organic life
to Dimension X.

[all clamoring]

What's going on?

Whoa. Looks like
a radical solution to
overpopulation to me.

They're being teleported
out of this dimension!

And I think I know
who's responsible.
Come on!

Hey, Turtles,
wait for us!

You guys just won't
take “no” for an answer.

Look, up there.

The Turtles.
I must dispose
of them quickly.

[Michelangelo]
Uh-oh. Don't
look now, guys,

but maybe we ought
to change our name

to the Teenage Mutant
Sitting Ducks!

Quick, get inside!

I thought I saw
the Turtles here,

but they're gone!
[screams]

There you are.

What are they
doing here?
It's a long story.

Burne, Vernon and Irma just
got hit by some kind of ray.
They disappeared!

They probably was sent
to Dimension X.

That Alpha-1 wants to
send everybody there.

Yeah, well,
it looks like he's off

to a great start.
[people screaming]

Any way you can
reverse that effect

with your portal
back in the sewer,
Donatello?

Oh, give me a break.
I can't even send something
into the next room with that.

Let's get to the roof
and reverse that machine
ourselves.

What a surprise.
They shut down
the elevators.

We'll have to
take the stairs.

This'll make
a great story!

Assuming there's anybody
left around to see it.

We've got to get
back to Earth.

All my favorite
prime-time soaps
are on tonight.

You're a technical
kind of guy.

Push a button
or something.

Well, all right.

[beeping]

Get me down!

Uh, right away, sir.

[groans]
Sorry about
that, Chief.

Here's the latest
weather report,

in case you're
interested.
What now?

We're headed straight
for a plasma storm!

What a revolting
development this is.

Actually,
it's good news.

Oh, really?
And how do you
figure that?

There's a 1-in-a-million
chance

that the storm will
recharge the power cells.

If so, we'll be able to
return to the Technodrome!

Of course, there's
a far greater chance

that we'll simply
deep-fry to a cinder.

I hope you go first
so I can watch.

[gasping]
How many...
more floors...

we got to go?

Oh, about 20.
[gasping]

Let 'em just
take over the world.

It's not worth it.
Hey, look on
the bright side.

At least we haven't
run into any foot soldiers.

I hate it
when that happens.

Doesn't anybody
have a plan?

Uh, we'll get
back to you.

I never thought I'd
say this, but I owe
you one, Rocksteady.

How about you leave us untied,
and we'll call it even.

We may need
their help against
all those foot soldiers.

Hang on.
It's going to be
a bumpy ride.

[both screaming]

[shouting]

Our power cells
are charged to
full capacity!

So are the fillings
in my teeth.

[Krang]
Next stop--
the Technodrome.

[all]
Turtle power!

Rocksteady, Bebop,
stop Alpha-1!

We give up.
Ditto.

Hey, zoo-face,
I thought you
were on our side.

We was...
once.

Yeah, but then
he convinced us
to join his side.

Prepare yourselves for
dimensional displacement.

[gulps]
I hear Dimension X

is lovely at
this time of year.

When I get my hands
on Alpha-1,

I'm going to make
a toaster out of him!

Well, well.
Our invitation

must've been lost
in the mail.

You've
deactivated them.

Yes.
Now let's get rid

of these
unwelcome guests.

All right,
everybody out.

[all clamoring]
What?

[powers down]

No! It's
short-circuiting!

There's no telling
what dimension it will
send me to!

[screaming]

Next stop,
Dimension X
for you guys.

Uh-oh. I think
I overloaded it.

So, like,
what's that mean?

It means... run!
[Burne]
There you are, April.

Got a spectacular
story for you.

Later, Burne!
Later!

Yeah.
This whole roof's
about to go up

in the biggest blast
since Michelangelo's
last birthday party.

You two? I thought
I'd gotten rid

of all the riffraff.

Oh, please, boss,
give us our old
jobs back.

Yeah. It was us
who took care

of Alpha-1 for you.

Them Turtles had
nothing to do with it.

I'm probably going
to regret this,

but at least I know
you two klutzes won't
fire us off into space.

Very well,
you're re-hired.

[gasps]
Gee, thanks, boss.

You won't
regret it.
[groans]

[laughing]
It's so hard to find
good help these days.

Boy, if that
wasn't weird--

us on the same side
with Rocksteady and Bebop.

Yeah, they were nice guys
for about, what, 2 seconds?

Well, I'm just glad
that bogus robot's gone.

[deep male voice]
You are my prisoner,
Earthling.

That sounds like
Alpha-1!

Don't tell me that
creep-azoid's back.

Looks like Donatello's
portal open.

[screams]

Oh, hi, guys.
I never did get
the portal working right.

But with a cable
hook-up, it makes
a great wide-screen TV.

[all laughing,
chattering]

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