04x21 - The Big Zipp Attack

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♪♪ [THEME SONG]

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

♪ They're the world's ♪

♪ Most fearsome
fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ When the evil Shredder
attacks ♪

♪ These turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads ♪

♪ Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool,
but rude ♪
Gimme a break.

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

Thanks for helping me sewer test
my new board, Donatello.

Hey, no sweat, Michelangelo.

This invention of mine should
do the trick just fine.

Sure, every sewer needs a wind
and wave generator.

All right! Switch on!

Hang on! Here it comes!

Aw, great, it's like trying
to sailboard in a kiddie pool.

Donatello, I hunger
for a cowabunga.

Give me more wind, dude,

and some awesomely
humongous waves!

Well, I'd rather not,
it isn't perfected yet.

Who knows what might happen
if I crank it up too high?

[SPLINTER]
Have patience, Michelangelo.

Bigger is not always better.

Sometimes it is best for things
to remain as they are.

If you say so, master.

I guess.

Come, my Turtles.

It is time to practice
your ninja skills.

Boy, I hate to let a dynamite
adventure go to waste.

Not to mention
my new sailboard.

There are only two things
a dude needs if you're
going to windsurf.

Wind and surf!

Uh oh, maybe I did overdo it
just the teensiest bit!

Whoa! What was that?

It's a Kauai k*ller wave!

Whoa!

Totally tubular!

Man, there is nothing
like windsurfing.

The fresh, sea air
filling your lungs,

the waves rolling
beneath your feet,

the fresh breeze blowing
through your hair,

or in my case, scalp.

Man, my Turtle buds just don't
know what they're missing.

Together, my Turtles, attack!

Aw, my aching carapace.

Your reactions are extremely
slow today.

One must always be prepared
for the unexpected.

Uh, yes, Master Splinter.

I still say three
against one isn't fair.

Yeah, now four against one,
that's fair.

Again, my Turtles, attack!

I never thought I'd hear
myself say this,

but we need Michelangelo.

Whoa!
That set was epic!

It even beats surfing
in the sewer.

[HORN BLASTING]

Huh?

Come to think of it, the sewer's
starting to look really good.

What a harbor hog.

Why can't they make those things
in mini-subcompact size?

Wha--talk about service.

Excellent, excellent!

Another splendid specimen
for my miniature collection.

My hobby may be shrinking,

but my collection is growing!

They said I was too small
for the Navy.

Now the Navy
is too small for me!

[CAT MEOWING]

Thanks to my miniaturizing ray,

I, Talbot Breech,
will have my revenge.

I'll show those
small-minded Lilliputians.

Claude, no, you're getting hair
all over my uniform!

That's against regulations.

Now, shoo shoo shoo!

Oh, Claude,
what have you done?

Shrinking oil tankers.

Whirlpools in the middle
of the bay.

Oh, when I tell the dudes
about this,

they'll think I've been
scarfing some bad pizza.

Whoa!

[high-pitched muffled yelling]

Bad kitty!

You know you're not allowed
on two things.

The couch or my weapons
of total destruction.

What?

See what you've done now,
you naughty, naughty thing!

Well, let's see what the cat
has dragged in, shall we?

Ah, just what I need
for my collection,

a miniature sailboard.

Hold on, what's this?

Hey, let me out of here!
What's the big idea?

A tiny turtle,
with a headband.

Hmm, it must be some new
species of aquatic life.

Oh, well, I'll deal
with that later.

After a hard day
of shrinking,

there's nothing
like a relaxing bath.

Toot toot!

Make way for the tug boat.

Oh, being the commander
of a boat is a real hoot.

[BLOWING WHISTLE]

Well, now I know how a genie
in a bottle feels.

Oh, it's no use.

With my size, this glass
might as well be
super-reinforced titanium.

[CAT MEOWING]

Agghhhh!

Scram, kitty!

Beat it, would you?

Make cat tracks.

Whoa, whoa!

I wonder how you put these
things in reverse.

[GLASS SHATTERING]

Oh, what now?

I'll bet it's
that darn cat again.

Why didn't I get a parrot
like every other scourge
of the seven seas?

All right, at least I'm
out of that bottle.

Agghhhhh!

And into the frying pan.

Now I know how I must look
to a pizza with everything.

Back off, kitty!

I'm not as tasty as I look.

I'm all shell.

Major bummer.

Why is it you can never
find a mouse hole

when you really need one,

like in the real cartoons.

Claude, you naughty cat.

I don't know what's
gotten into you.

I know what
almost got into him, me!

Oh, look at what you've done,
you bad, bad, kitty.

You can come back when you've
learned not to break things.

This thing's too big
for me to handle.

Come to think of it,

everything's too big
for me to handle.

I better call
in the Turtle cavalry.

Yo, dudes,
pick up the phone!

Aw, the power
on the Turtle Com shrunk, too.

There's got to be some way
to contact the guys.

Yup, leave it
to Michelangelo

to disappear when it's his
turn to take out the trash.

Worse yet, he left my wind
and water generator turned on.

You know, it's not like
Michelangelo to be gone
this long.

Oh, he'll be back soon now
that all the work is done.

I'll bet my buds are mondo
worried about me.

I got to find some way to let
them know where I am.

All right!

Reach out and touch
some Turtles!

How's a dude supposed
to get way up there?

First floor.

Carpets, drapes,
Venetian blinds, going up.

Man, I'm starting to feel
like the seafood special.

Under glass!

Lucky thing this isn't
a pay phone.

I don't have any small
change large enough.

[PHONE RINGING]

Channel 6 news,
Vernon Fenwick speaking.

Oh, what's that?

Speak up,
I can't hear you.

I said I have to talk
to April O'Neil!

Did you say April?

She's out on assignment.

No, don't hang up, dude.

This is mondo importanti!

You have to tell April--

Uh huh, mmm hmm.

Yeah, I see.

Shrinking boats
and not only that,

he's got this huge,
hungry cat!

[CAT MEOWING]

Ohhhh!

Who was that on the phone?

I'm not sure.

Something about raising votes
to feed hungry cats.

Well, never mind that.

Get down to the harbor
and help April do that
aircraft carrier report.

Go go go!

Must I? I suffer
from sea sickness.

Would you rather suffer
from unemployment?

On second thought--

Yo, goldfish breath,
pick a card!

Uh oh!

Phew! What a life.

I went from man hole
to mouse hole.

I know you won't believe this,

but one of my best friends
is a giant rat.

Claude, how did you
get in here?

Oh, just look at the mess
you've made.

I can not even have lunch
without you destroying
my laboratory.

Either shape up or ship out!

[SNIFFING]

Something in here smells
truly stupenduloso.

This spaghetti stick ought
to get me up there.

Tah dah!

Pizza!

Acres and acres of it.

So much pizza, so little time.

Peanut butter and salami pizza
with double-yogurt topping.

Michelangelo doesn't know what
he's missing.

He's been gone
for an awfully long time.

Maybe we should
go look for him.

Better yet, let's just
save him a slice.

A small one.

This is April O'Neil
reporting from the deck
of the U.S.S. Flat Top,

the Navy's newest and largest
aircraft carrier.

In a Channel 6 exclusive,

our viewers will be getting
a special pre-launch

tour of this massive ship.

What a momentous day.

This is going to be the biggest
ship I ever made little.

Uh oh.

I recognize that sound.

It's that shrinking machine!

At full power!

Talbot's about
to sink another ship,

and April's on board.

What's going on?

It's some weird kind of beam.

I knew we should have
stayed onshore.

[APRIL]
Help! Help!

April's in big trouble.

We've got to do something.

And without Michelangelo,
wherever he is.

Oh, just what I've
always wanted.

My very own aircraft carrier.

It even has lots
of teeny-weeny airplanes.

I cannot wait to get
this into the bathtub.

[high-pitched]
Vernon, we've got to get
off this ship and get help!

[high-pitched]
Uh, that's a lovely idea,
I'll hide--I'll wait here.

Suit yourself.

If you want to stay
here all alone.

Alone?

April, wait up!

I bet none of those Naval
Academy grads

have a real aircraft carrier
in their bathtubs.

Follow me, Vernon.

We'll use this emergency ladder.

Why couldn't they put emergency
elevators on ships?

Uh oh,
the ladder's too short!

Maybe if I can jump down!

Jump? From way up here?

It's only a couple of feet.

A couple of feet?

Only a couple of broken feet.

April and Vernon!
All right!

[DOOR OPENING]

[CAT MEOWING]

Oh, cat food? Yuck.

How will I ever get it off?

Well, that's one way.

[PURRING]

[APRIL]
Vernon, that phony purring won't
fool that cat for a moment!

Uh oh, April's about
to be a kitty treat.

A Turtle's got to do what
a Turtle's got to do.

Hey, dude, pick on
somebody your own size!

Michelangelo!

Ride 'em, Catboy!

Yee Haw!

Cowabunga!

Thanks for the totally
gnarly ride, dude.

What's happening?

You're all right, Vernon.

Let's just say
your purring worked.

Michelangelo, we got
to do something

before every ship
on the ocean is shrunk.

We need a plan!

Or better yet, a plane.

Now, for the grandest
moment of all.

When I personally sink the
Navy's prize aircraft carrier.

Boop boop, dive, dive!

Run, everyone, look out!

Here he comes, ooh!

Owee, I got soap in my eye.

[TALBOT]
Oh, but that's so embarrassing,

especially for a submarine
commander!

Cowabunga!

This couldn't be much harder
to fly than the Turtle blimp,
or could it?

Well, here goes nothing.

Huh? What's that?

You listen, you,

nobody plays
with my toys but me!

He got Michelangelo.

We got to do something!

Like what?

Like this!

What in blazes!

[MICHELANGELO]
Houston, we have liftoff.

Let's go, Vernon.

There's only one way
out of here.

[APRIL]
Michelangelo escaped.

If you and I do the same thing--

Uh, uh, uh.
Not so fast, my little friends.

Well, some human beings to add
to my collection.

Aren't I the little shrinker?

It's crazy, April and Vernon
disappeared just like that.

April, where are you?

What's happening with that
aircraft carrier story?

Sorry, Mr. Thompson,
but the carrier's vanished,
along with April.

So, the Turtles again.

Why is it, whenever
there's trouble,

you shell-back delinquents
are always involved?

Just lucky, I guess.

Hey, it's my bosom buds!

Guys, we've got
to come up with a plan.

Well, how can a guy think
with these giant mosquitoes
bugging us?

Hey, dudes, it's me,
Michelangelo!

That's no mosquito,
it's Michelangelo.

Michelangelo?

What happened to you?

[MICHELANGELO]
Forget me, dudes,
it's a long story.

We've got to save
April and Vernon.

Follow me, guys.

Consider yourselves fortunate.

Instead of being destroyed,

you'll reside with me
here forever.

Besides, I like having someone
smaller than me hanging around
the place.

So, it's you again.

I'll fix you.

Uh oh, time to hit the silk!

Michelangelo geronimo!

I'm so glad you could drop in.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[RUMBLING]

Change our friends back
to the right size.

Yeah, or you'll be in big
trouble, shorty!

Shorty, eh?

I'll show you.

Turn them into Turtle tidbits!

Whoa, these tin cans
mean business.

How do I get out
of this thing?

Uh, thanks, robotic dude!

Surrender!

You cannot defeat my robots!

As for you, you've bugged me
long enough.

Na na na na na!

Vernon, we're back to normal.

Normal is a strange word coming
from someone who's best friends
are Mutant Turtles.

Let's boogie, dudes!

This is for you, Michelangelo.

A small memento
of your latest adventure.

A present?

Wow, sensei, you didn't
have to do that.

My pre-shrunk sail board?

So that you'll always
remember that bigger
is not always better.

Except in this case.

[CAT MEOWING]

You were saying, Michelangelo?

Ah, nothing, master.

Small is cool with me.

[PURRING]

Whoa, hey, that tickles!