04x13 - Name That Toon

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♪♪ [THEME SONG]

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

♪ They're the world's ♪

♪ Most fearsome
fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ When the evil Shredder
attacks ♪

♪ These turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads ♪

♪ Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool,
but rude ♪
Gimme a break.

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

[ROARING]

[DONATELLO]
How ridiculous.

There's no such thing
as a giant 30-foot
salamander.

[LEONARDO]
And that's coming from
the lips of a talking turtle.

Hey, dudes!
Check out this flier

I just found in the sewer!

The Posh Pizza. Special
introductory offer.

Four pizzas
for the price of one!

Is that an awesome
deal or what?

What about The Wizard
That Swallowed Pittsburgh?

Wouldn't you rather watch

The Turtles That
Scarfed Pizza?

You've got a point.

[KRANG, LAUGHING] Come,
Shredder!

Bask in the brilliance

of my latest invention!

Behold, the weapon
that will finally do away

with our dreaded enemies,
the Turtles.

A water p*stol?
[SUCKING UP WATER]

You think this is just
a silly toy, don't ya?

Watch.

[CLUCKING]

[KRANG] It's an
age-reducing serum!

One blast of it,
and our enemies

will revert back to
helpless little turtles,

leaving the city open
to plunder.

Splendid! I'll administer
it to them personally.

Oh, no, you won't.

I have decided
to hand the assignment

over to an expert.
[BELCHES]

May I present
Captain Krulik.

Owner of Captain Krulik's
Intergalactic Space Circus,

featuring the most exotic
collection of mutants

in the entire galaxy.

Captain Krulik, look out!

One of your creatures
is loose!

This is Grillox,
my right-hand mutant.

Aren't they a pair,
though?

Don't tell me you're sending
this walking furball

and his keeper to capture
the Turtles!

Captain Krulik is going
to reduce the Turtles

to helpless toddlers,

and dispose of them
in the bargain.

Really? And what's
in it for you?

I get to keep them.

Those walking,
talking reptiles

will be the new stars
of my circus.

Shredder, prepare
to leave for Earth.

I expect you to cooperate
with Captain Krulik.

No, I can't believe it.

From ninja master
to bounty hunter

for some seedy circus.

Oh, stop whining, Shredder.

The show must go on!

[LAUGHING]

[MICHELANGELO] Here we are,
compadres! The Posh Pizza.

Countdown to chow down!

[LEONARDO]
Well, I don't know, guys.

I don't think we're dressed up
enough for this place!

[DONATELLO]
Yeah! If I'd known
it was this fancy,

I'd have picked up our
tuxes from the cleaners.

Leonardo was right.
This place is
too swanky for us.

No sweat, dudes!

Our money's as green
as anyone's.

Yeah, but so are
our faces.

Bonjour, messieurs.

Do you have
le reservation?

Huh? Uh...no, but
we got le coupon.

Uh...four pizzas
for the price of one.

Excuse moi, monsieur.

You are dripping
on our priceless

oriental carpeting.
Le okay, Pierre.

Take us to our table,
and we'll drip there.
N'est pas?

Very well. Follow me.

[DISHES CLATTERING]

[WITH BROOKLYN ACCENT]
Hey, Louie!
A 4-for-1 Special.

Right.

[SNIFFING, GRUNTING]

You should have taken him
out for walkies

before we got here,
Krulik!

Don't be a fool!

Grillox is the best
mutant tracker in
the galaxy!

He's on the trail
of those Turtles
right now!

[SNUFFLES, GRUNTS]

He's found them!

Oh, that must be
for the Turtles.

Only they would be
tacky enough

to order a 4-for-1
Special!

After I put the Age-Reversing
Serum on those pizzas,

they'll only want
strained carrots!

Grillox! Do it!

I'll show Krang that he
needs me, after all!

Oops! So sorry.

[KRULIK] You clumsy idiot!

I only squirted two
of the pizzas!

That was the last
of the serum!

I certainly hope
you will eat and run.

Remind me to leave
this guy a big tip.

Like, uh, don't eat
crackers in bed.

[SLURPING, CHOMPING]

Oh, what gives?

Suddenly, this table's
a little too high!

So is your voice.
You wanna keep it down?

Somethin' weird
is goin' on!

Michelangelo is...
shrinking!

Leonardo is, too!

What happened? I can't
reach the pizza!

Wah! I want my
p-p-pizza!

Well, you can't have mine!

[SQUISHING]

What the heck--?

I mean, sacre bleu!

Food fight! Food fight!
Got ya! [GIGGLES]

Did not! Did not!
Ya missed me by a mile!

There's something
really weird going on here.

The rules are quite
explicit.

No children allowed!

[SPLASHING]
Yow! Ow! Ow!

Come on, guys!
I got this knack

for sensing when
we're not wanted.

We better get them
back to my lab,
and fast!

See what you've done!

Only two of them
got shrunk!

Yeah, well you should've
thought to bring more serum!

Never mind. Two is
better than none.

I'll snag the brats,

while you and Grillox
take care of the other two.

Let me warn you.

I am not used
to taking orders.

Let me warn you.

I'm not used
to being disobeyed!

[PANTING]

[MICHELANGELO, LEONARDO]
One, two, buckle my shoe!

Three, four--

We'll settle this later!

Right now, let's
get those Turtles!

[BABY TURTLES]
One, two, buckle my shoe!

Three, four, shut the door!

Five, six--

Now you're in a fix!

Shredder!

Surprise!

I shoulda known
you were behind this!

So these are your famous
talking turtles, eh?

Grillox! Take them!
[GROWLING]

Easier said
than done, fella!

[GROWLS]

[SHREDDER] So much
for amateurs!

Now watch a professional!

Care to dance?

This is the perfect way
to fight off garbage!

[HOWLS]
[CRASHES]

[LEONARDO] Oh, whoa!

We finally got out
of that smelly place!

[LEONARDO] Ah, this
is kinda boring.

Let's go find a TV
and watch some cartoons!

Gnarly notion, dude!

Michelangelo! Leonardo!
Wait!

Those little Turtles
are getting away!

Grillox! You stop
the other Turtles!

I'll go after them!

[GRUNTS]

Oh, the tiny Turtles
are getting away!

I know. But we've got
other problems!

Help me loosen this fence!
Right!

Look out!

[YELLING, GROWLING]

Now where did Michelangelo
and Leonardo go?

Oh, dude!
Scope out all the cars!

How do we get across?

You're supposed to cross
when the light is green.

But it's red!

I know. But let's
cross anyway.

[HORN HONKS]

[TIRES SQUEAL]

Look out!
Look out!

[HONKING, SQUEALING]

[BRAKES SCREECH]

Oh, that was fun!

Do it again, huh?
Do it again?

You two are in
big trouble.

You know you're not supposed
to run out into traffic!

Yeah! Grow up, will ya?

Ah, phooey! What
a couple of meanies!

Ah, looks like we've got
our work cut out for us!

Let's get these two
back to the lair,

where they'll be safe!

[DONATELLO] Now,
the way I figure out,

Shredder must have
slipped some sort

of age-reversing serum
into our food.

But only Leonardo
and Michelangelo
actually ate it!

Sounds right to me!

[GULPING]

Oh, this pizza is yummy!

How do you make it?

Michelangelo!

You don't remember
how to make pizza?

Uh-uh.
Am I supposed to?

Wow. That serum
sure is powerful stuff.

I know. I only hope
they don't regress
any further!

Further?
Back to turtle eggs.

Okay. You two stay here,
and color your books.

Now Rafael and I have to
go look for something.

Is Uncle Splinter gonna
baby-sit us? Huh?

No! He's out
taking a sabbatical!

Oh, is that like
taking a bath?

Huh...I don't have time
to explain just now.

Now remember: you're not
to leave the lair.

You promise?
Scout's honor!

All right!

Let's have some fun!

Cool! Let's go
sewer skating!

Cowabunga!

[KRULIK] Where could those
blasted little Turtles

have disappeared to?

Don't ask me.

You're in charge
of this operation.

[PHONE RINGS]

Yes, Krang.
What is it?

Of all the incompetent,

lame-brained,
half-wits!

It's for you!

Captain Krulik, here.

Well? Where are
those Turtles?

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Well, we've run into

a few stumbling blocks.

No excuses! Oh, you'll
deliver those Turtles,
or else!

Or else what?

Or else this!

[ELECTROCUTION]

He sends a rather
forceful message,
wouldn't you say?

Never mind that!

Now let's find
those Turtles!

Whatever you say,
fearless leader.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[RAFAEL] Oh, yuck!
[CANS RATTLE]

Anyone who thinks
a Ninja Turtle's life

is all fun and games
should see this episode!

Sorry, but to find
the antidote,

we've gotta find
the serum.

Yes, I know that!

And to find the serum,
we gotta find
the leftover pizzas!

Since when don't you
like leftover pizza?

Since now.
[FLIES BUZZING]

Bingo! I found it!

These are Michelangelo's
teeth marks!

And these are Leonardo's!
I'd recognize 'em anywhere!

Let's get these to my lab,
and I'll run some tests.

Hey, can we stop on the way
and pick up a pizza?

I'm just kidding.

Oy, this is fun!

[SCREAMS]
[SHOUTS]

Whoa!

Oh, the stopping part
isn't so great, though!

Oh, my tummy's growling.

I'm hungry!
Me, too.

Hey, look!
There's the building
where Auntie April works!

I'll betcha she'll give us
some milk and cookies!

[FINGERS TAPPING]

Hey, yo, Miss O'Neil?

You got a couple
of visitors.

Who is it, Murphy?
I'm on a tight deadline.

Well, it's a couple of kids
in Halloween costumes.

They say they're
your nephews.

That's ridiculous!
I don't have any nephews!

Hi, Auntie April!
Oh, boy, are we hungry!

Murphy, don't let 'em
out of your sight.

I'm on my way!

Okay, you two.
Tell me who you are.

[LEONARDO] Well, don't you
know us, Auntie April?

I'm Leonardo!

And I'm Michelangelo!

You couldn't be!

Leonardo and Michelangelo
are teenagers!

We are too us!

[BAWLING]

Why are you so
m-m-m-mean?

[BAWLING]

All right, all right.
Don't cry.

Wait here while
Auntie April makes
a phone call.

Hey, look! Auntie April
got her own TV set!

Goodie! Let's watch
some cartoons!

[BEEPING]

[STATIC]

[expl*si*n]
Oh oh!

You blowed up the TV!

[STAMMERS]
It blew itself up!

[DONATELLO]
Michelangelo! Leonardo!

This is no time
to play hide 'n' seek!

I, uh, I hate to
tell ya this,

but they flew the coop.

[DONATELLO]
Michelangelo's
sewer skate is gone!

Now that's the trouble
with kids, nowadays.

They never listen!
[PHONE RINGS]

Donatello here.

Donatello,
what's going on?

Sorry, April.
No time to chat.

I've got an emergency here!

Well, I've got
an even bigger one!

Or should I say,
two small ones?

You mean Michelangelo
and Leonardo are with you?

Then it really is them?

Yes! Shredder slipped
some age-reversal serum
into their pizzas!

Please, April, you've gotta
keep them there

until I figure out
an antidote!

Okay. But try to hurry!

The chief has been
on my case all day!

And to think I nearly
lost my temper

with poor little
Michelangelo and Leonardo--

Oh, no!

[LEONARDO] Look at us,
Auntie April!

We're playin' "Weatherman"!

I'm making it snow!

And I'm making a waterfall!

And I'm having
a nervous breakdown.

Where are you
taking us, Auntie April?

To watch TV?
Huh? Huh?

No...
to be on TV.

All right, kids!

[KIDS] Hurray, Uncle Bob!

Welcome to Uncle Bob's
Costume Kiddie Cartoon Show!

[ALL KIDS] Hooray!

Hey, those are neat
costumes you kids
are wearing!

Costume? What costume?

What are your names?

We're Leonardo.
And he's Michelangelo!

Oh h*! You must
be Italian!

No, but we sure do
like pizza!

[DOG BARKING]

[CAT YOWLS]

[KRULIK] Time grows short!
We must find those Turtles!

[GRUNTING]

Stop that!
I don't have time

for some stupid
kiddie program!

h*! It looks like
your mutant

has the brain
of a child!

But he also has
the instincts

of a bloodhound! Look!

[SHREDDER]
The Turtles!

They're mine, at last!

[LAUGHING]

[UNCLE BOB] Hey, kiddies!
What's it time for?

[KIDS] The Uncle Bob Show!

Well, let's get started!

[KIDS] Yay!

The show's over,
you little brats!

It's Shredder
and those bad guys!

Uh-ha, excuse me.

You fellas are on
the wrong set.

They're taping Star Drek
in Studio 4B...!

That's enough
out of you, clown!

Shredder! Grillox!
Seize them!

[GROWLING]

Hey, kids!
Don't be afraid!

They're just big
bogus bullies!

Hurt ya!

[UNCLE BOB LAUGHS]

[LAUGHING]
All right!

[GROWLING]

[ROARING]
[THUD]

[KIDS CHEER]

Yay!

If you want something
done properly--

Eh? [COUGHING]

[sing-songy]
Here we go 'round
the mulberry bush...

Wee!

[GROANS, THUDS]

Oh, what do you know?

The mulberry bush
fell down!

Hey, kids! What do
we do to bad guys?

[KIDS] We tickle 'em!

Tickle tickle tickle!

[KRULIK GIGGLES]
Oh, stop it! Uncle! Uncle!

[BOTH] Tiny Turtle Power!

[DONATELLO]
This is it, Rafael!

The age-reducing
antidote!

Well, it's about time!
I was getting old waiting!

Quick! Pop a couple of
frozen pizzas into
the microwave!

Oh, man. You picked
a heck of a time

to get an attack
of the munchies!

[DONATELLO]
No, it's for Leonardo
and Michelangelo!

The serum was on
a pizza,

so the antidote has to
be taken the same way.

[APRIL] I better
peek in on the boys,

and see how
they're doing.

Oh, no! Not again!

Oh, no! Shredder!

What have you done to
Leonardo and Michelangelo?

Don't look at me!
This isn't my evil plan!

Ask Captain Krulik!

Your little friends
are perfectly safe.

At least for the moment.

Don't trust that guy,
Auntie April!

Yeah! We let him up
when he said "uncle,"

and then he grabbed us!

He cheated!

What are you gonna
do with them?

These shell-backed mutants

will be the stars
of my circus!

They'll perform
in every galaxy

in the universe!

Put those poor innocent
things in a circus?

Over my dead body!

Egad! What a
tantalizing suggestion!

Grillox!
[GROWLING]

[ROARING]
Let go of me,
you big ape!

Try to interfere,

and your little
reptile friends

will be scrambled
turtles!

Captain Krulik,

you're a despicable,
heartless monster!

Oh, I remember when
you used to say
those things to me.

[PHONE BEEPS]
What was that?

It's called a Turtle-com.

It keeps her in contact with
those slimy reptiles.

It does, eh? Yes?

Hey! Where's April?

I'm afraid she's
tied up right now.

[LAUGHING]

You again!
What's going on there?

Come to Studio 9B,
and find out for yourselves!

Well, it looks like
I'll go home

with all four
Turtles, after all!

Why the panic?
It's that same creep

who jumped us
in the alley!

He's got April's
Turtle-Com!

Which means
he's got April!

April! What happened?

Run, April! Run!

I can't! This rope is
attached to that platform!

You bad guys will
be sorry now!

Yeah, our big brothers
are gonna fix you good!

We're gonna need all
the help we can get.

Leonardo!
Michelangelo!
Catch!

Oh, I'm tired of pizza!

Mine's got mushrooms
on it! Yech!

Hi-yah!
[CLANK]

Quit griping
and eat those pizzas!

Forget it!
No way!

Finish your pizza,
and you'll get ice cream!

Oh, boy!
[CHOMPING]

Hey! What's going on?

[VOICE GETTING DEEPER]
I feel so weird...

We're growing bigger!

Holy guacamole!

Help! Stop! Get me down!

[SCREAMS]
[ROARS]

Cowabunga!

Ready to face
the Mean Green Team?

Four against three.

I hate those odds!

Krang! Mayday! Mayday!

Portal us up!
[ELECTRONIC HUM]

Leonardo! Michelangelo!

You're yourselves again!

Dudette, we were
always us!

Just a skosh shorter.

[KRANG] So, Krulik,
you failed.

And miserably,
I might add.

Why, you're no better
than Shredder!

Eee...it's all
Grillox's fault!

Yes, you fouled things up
for the last time,

you fur-covered
banana-brain!

[GROWLS]

[SCREAMS]

No, no! Go away!
Don't hurt me!

I'm really a terrific guy!

I love mutants!

[MICHELANGELO]
Man, I don't see why we've
got to clean up the lair.

Because you're the ones
who messed it up!

Sure! Blame it on a couple
of five-year-olds!

Bro, look at this
fabuloso drawing I did!

Not bad. But mine's better.

Is not!
Is too!

Is not!
Is too!

Better mix up another batch
of that antidote, boy genius!

Looks like this one's
wearing off.

Is not!
Is too!

Too!
Not!