04x02 - Turtles of the Jungle

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[DONATELLO]
A final adjustment.

There; it's ready.

Righteous, dude.

But the question is,
what is it?

Well, you've heard
of the jet age,

the electronic age
and the computer age.

♪ Da da di da da da da ♪

And now--

Make way for the "Garb-age."

h*, h*.
Very funny, Raphael.

Perhaps if you
explain your--

[CLEARS THROAT]
invention, Donatello.

Things fully understood
are not object of ridicule.

Well, it takes
a great scientific mind

like professor
Willard W. Willard

to fully understand
the complexity of it,

but, well,
I'll give it a shot.

How modest can one get?

You are gazing at
the cutting edge

state-of-the-art,
brand new

hot dog fixer-upper,

that phenomenal
kitchen helper,

the sniff and squirt.

[SNIFFING]

A trifle heavy on
the mustard, wouldn't you say?

[LAUGHING]

Do not be discouraged,
my student.

We must fall many times

before we learn to stand.

[TURTLECOM BEEPING]

Donatello here.

Donatello?
Is that you?

Yes, April, it's me.

What happened
to your face?

It's a long story and I don't
think you'd relish hearing it.

I'm calling because your idol,
Professor Willard W. Willard

will be at the International
Science Conference today.

Professor Willard?
Are you serious?

Uh-huh. He's unveiling
his newest invention:

a molecular intensifier.

Where's it taking place?

At the Park Central hotel.
Can you make it?

Are you kidding?
I'll be there with bells on.

Also with mustard, chili
and ketchup on.

[LAUGHING]

Hang on, Krang.

Here comes
some more space junk!

I hate living on
this floating junk pile.

We're going to get the
Technodrome back to Earth

if it's the
last thing I do.

[GROANING]

Or the last thing I do.

Well, let's see.

The Park Central hotel
oughta be right about here.

It'll be great to be
with serious scientists

instead of laughing turtles.

[WILD LAUGHTER]

You dare laugh at me?
Professor Willard W. Willard?

The only true genius
in this entire room?

[THUD]

And you call yourselves
scientists.

Uh, guys, getting
a little hostile, aren't we?

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

Come on, professor.
We're getting out of here.

Although Professor Willard
admits

his molecular intensifier
isn't quite perfected,

he's confident he's learned
to control the growth rate

of all living things.

What an incredible concept!

I must have that
invention.

But why, Krang?

It doesn't even work.

I can make it work!

I'm handy.

Wonderful.

What's in it for me?

Why, with that kind of power,

you can take control
of the planet Earth

and crush those
pesky turtles.

And we can finally move off
this low-rent asteroid.

Exactly!

Now, into the portal,
and hurry.

You're sure that professor's
device will work?

Of course!
Trust me!

And Donatello has one of the
finest scientific minds

I've ever seen on a turtle,
Professor Willard.

And I'm your
biggest fan, professor.

Well, all right.

I will allow you
to assist me.

It's just a minor setback,
professor.

Don't let those stuffed
shirts get you down.

They will be sorry they
laughed at me, Donatello.

Uh, professor?

I'm over here.

Here, Jocko,
have a banana.

Oh, whoa, hey!

I was just
peeling it for ya!

And now for a
private demonstration

of my molecular intensifier.

Stand back, Jocko,
this could be dangerous.

Now, keep your eye
on that tiny plant.

[ELECTRICAL CHARGE]

Yikes!

Look out, professor!

[SHOUTING, MONKEY SCREAMING]

Ow!

Phew. Well, at least
it stopped swinging around.

Oh, I only hope the molecular
intensifier wasn't damaged.

[LASERS FIRING]

Face it, the professor's
a wacko.

A pistachio nut.

And I thought
he was a genius.

How could I have
been so wrong?

Heroes fall hard,
Donatello.

You know, actually,
we're lucky that growth ray
of his didn't work.

[CREAKING]
Right. No telling what

kind of damage that
contraption could cause!

[SCREAMING]

Hmm.

They've really let
this city go to seed

since I was here last.

Heh.

Well, now to find
that professor

and his molecular
intensifier.

Gyah!

What's happening?

Whoooa!

[APRIL]
I've never seen
anything grow like this.

What could be causing it?

Whoa!

Help!
It's Mr. Thompson!

Let me out of here!

Don't just stand there,

find out what's
happening with these plants.

I want Channel 6 on the air
with this story first.

I'm on my way, chief!

You too, Vernon.

Go, go, go!

A molecular intensifier's
a stupid idea, anyway.

I mean, if it
was any good,

I would have already
invented it.

Okay, who's the joker?

Whoa!

We're being invaded
by giant vines!

Do you realize
what this means?

Somebody traded our cow
for a handful of beans?

[ALL SHOUTING]

It's the rays from
the professor's
molecular intensifier!

It actually works!

[MONKEY SCREAMING]

No, I don't understand
it either, Jocko.

My calculations
were correct.

It shoulda worked.

Now, let's see.

Jocko was struck
by the growth ray.

According to my calculations,

divided by 6, carry the 5,

he should now be exactly
about 30 feet tall.

[MONKEY LAUGHING]

My molecular
intensifier works!

I'm a genius after all!

[LAUGHS]

Traffic is at a stand-still

and the entire city has
become an overgrown jungle.

This mutant vegetation
continues to grow

at an incredible rate.

Um, do you mind, sir?

[FOOTSTEPS]

Please move, we're trying
to do a telecast!

[GROWLS]

Forget I said anything.

Whoa!

Tubuloso mode
of transportation.

Hi, fellas.
Uh...

Don't look now, but, uh...

Tell me it's a trick
done with mirrors.

[GROWLS]

I'm afraid it's no trick.

That's Jocko,
the professor's pet monkey.

I sure hope
he's house-trained.

[GROWLS]

[MICHELANGELO]
The professor's growth ray
really went ape.

[LEONARDO]
We've gotta stop him!

Any suggestions?

[GROWLS]

Okay, so maybe
he's bigger than us,

but we've got...

[IN UNISON]
Turtle Power!

Watch it, guys!

Size 88s headed this way.

Gitchy-gitchy goo!

[LAUGHING]

For a minute there,
I thought we were goners.

Well, Shredder?

Have you found
the professor yet?

Not exactly, Krang.

You see, I ran into
this teeny problem.

[STOMPING, GROWLING]

That asteroid we're stuck on
is beginning to look better
every moment.

Cry me a river.

Don't come back until
you have that
molecular intensifier!

Get back!

Stay away from me, you...

you...big ape!

Roll the camera, Vernon.

We've gotta
get this on tape!

Oh, no!

Help!

[SCREAMS]

[SPLASH]

Thank you.
[GIGGLES]

But I don't accept
gifts from strangers.

Hey, looks like he's
got a thing for April.

What a time
to develop a crush.

[GROWLS]

And I do mean, "crush!"

We've got to
stop that ape

before it tears up
the entire city!

[RAPHAEL]
Leonardo, why are we
climbing this tower?

So when that ape
gets close enough,

we can jump him.

[MICHELANGELO]
Whoa! Primo notion, dude!

Uh...then what?

Then we'll...
think of something!

What now, fearless leader?

Whoa!

Do you suppose this will count
on my frequent flier mileage?

This is one date
I'm standing up.

I have a feeling
you'll lead me

straight to that professor
and his invention.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Oh, no.

[GROWLING]

We've got to get
his attention away from April.

[TARZAN YELL]

I've always wanted
to do that.

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

Well, don't stop now!

I didn't stop!

[ALL]
Whoa!

It's that overgrown
ape, again!

We're about to get
the story of a lifetime.

Persistent little
guy, isn't he?

Look, buster, you
put us down right now.

This is Channel 6 property!

[LEONARDO]
He's taking the news van
to the East river!

[MICHELANGELO]
Hey, dudes! That banana boat
gives me an awesome idea!

Daylight come
and you wan' go home.

Huh?

Uh, no, like,
ordering a banana pizza!

Great!

But first, let's do
a little monkey business.

[MONKEY CHATTER]

I feel so ridiculous.

Keep it up.

I think he's convinced
we're monkeys.

Hey, hairy dude!

Look what we've got.

Free bananas!

Come and get 'em!

[MONKEY CHATTER]

Woop, time for
the banana split.

[SHOUTING FROM VAN]

I know it's a dirty job
and someone has to do it,

but why me?

Oh...

The only hope for the city

is to reverse the molecular
intensifier's rays.

But can Professor Willard
do it in time?

Think, professor.
The formula for
reversing the rays.

What is it?

The formula, yes!

Ah, let's see now.

Oh, oh, I believe it's

MC squared equals
the root of the hypotenuse.

I'll take that.

Shredder!

I just knew old tin grin
would show up sooner or later.

Oh, no you don't, Shredder.

Agh!

My precious intensifier!

Don't worry, professor,

I've got it!

This isn't over yet, Turtles.

We mustn't let
him escape!

[GROWLING]

Uh-oh, it's
King Klutz again.

I say we jump him.

[MARTIAL ARTS CRIES]

Whoa!

Looks like he's into
spin the turtle.

[SCREAMING]

Ha.

I guess this is our
day for garbage.

I thought that was Thursday.

You naughty boy!
Where were you?

Uh, you're not planning
on spanking him, are you?

Now, listen here.

Aren't you ashamed
of yourself,

going around scaring
people like that?

Uh-uh.

Put me down, banana breath.

You've really done it
this time, professor.

There's nobody big enough
to stop that big gorilla.

Oh, no?

Well, we'll see
about that.

No...no, professor!

No, wait!
What--

What are you doing?

[STOMPING]

[MONKEY NOISES]

Will you grow up?

First giant plants,
and now giant apes!

And my star reporter,
right in the thick of it.

How do I get
into these messes?

Professor Willard makes
me 30 feet tall

and now I've gotta tackle
that overgrown monkey.

Look, look, look!

Here comes another
giant creature!

Why, it's Donatello!

I think.

Hold it, Jocko.

Huh?

Donatello, I don't believe it.
Why, you're--



You don't have to
rub it in.

I kind of like you tall.

Oh, you're just
trying to be nice.

Look, if the professor can't
reverse that ray,

the lair could get
a little cramped.

[GROWLS]

I don't know monkey talk,

but I think he's
challenging
me to a fight.

Okay, big guy,

let's get it on.

[GROWLS]

Whoa!

Let me down from here!

Whoa!

[GROWLS]

Whoa!

What color do you turn
if you're already green?

Wow, they must have spent
their entire budget

on this one episode.

Surprise!

Oof!

Whoa!

Oh, oh!

When I get loose, you're
gonna be in big trouble.

Ahh!

Either giants apes
like to hold women
and climb tall buildings,

or he's seen the movie.

I sure hope the guys
are on their way with
that intensifier.

Are those ropes
too tight, I hope?

How could we let that
tin-can head

get the jump on us?

Hey, stuff happens, all right?

Shredder, you might have
actually pulled this one off.

Are you surprised, Krang?

Not surprised.

Amazed!

Now, get that molecular
intensifier into the portal.

Hurry it up, dudes.

We're about to say, "adios"
to the intensifier.

We're rubbing as
fast as we can!

Soon, all this power
will be ours!

That's it!
Just a little more!

All right!
Yeah!

What in blazes?

Oh!

Have a nice trip, dude.

The awesome foursome
strikes again!

Yeah...
minus one.

[IN UNISON]
Donatello!

Where's my air support?

Right here, dude!

I've got a remote
molecular intensifier

that the professor rigged up,

and I'm ready to zap
that hairy hulk.

Are you sure the intensifier's
been reversed?

I mean, we wouldn't want
him to get any bigger.

No duh!

We don't want to create
a banana famine.

Okay, Michelangelo's
right above us, professor.

How long before you can
reverse the intensifier?

Hey, don't bother
me now, turtle.

Can't you see I'm busy?

Okay, R to the third power

divided by the square root
of six cubed--

Woops.

Oh, I keep forgetting:

turtles don't have
prehensile toes.

Yo, fur face!

You want to chill
and hold still?

[GROWLS]

Whoa!

Mondo close!

[BRAKES SQUEALING]

I have done it!

The molecular intensifier's
energy is reversed!

Everything's go
in the Turtle van.

Good luck, Michelangelo.

All right!

A few more steps, and this
is one shrunken monkey.

Uh-oh.

Wha!

Oof!

Thanks for the lift.

Hey, no prob, dude.

Drop in anytime.

Okay, here goes!

Nothing.

The intensifier's
not intensifying!

Oh, I guess it needs
the Donatello touch.

Hi-ya!

[MONKEY CHATTERING]

Don't be scared, little guy.

You're in good hands, now.

[APRIL]
Thanks to four
fearless heroes,

the city is back to normal,

and for his personal
heroism,

I especially want to thank--

Oh, bummer.

Donatello, can't you
fix this thing?

After that molecular
intensifier,

the TV ought to be a cinch.

Yeah, dude.

How'd you do that, anyway?

Are you sure you want to know?

I mean, it might be
a trifle complicated

for unscientific minds
like yours.

Try us.

Well, first I adjusted
the potentiometer

and then I reset the
electro-galvanic rectifier

and then, when that
didn't work,

I did this.

Hi-ya!

[LAUGHING]

Excellent!
Perfect!