03x47 - The Big Blow Out

[bunniefuu]

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fearsome fighting team ♪

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♪ They're heroes
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♪ and they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪

♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪

Gimme a break.

♪ Michelangelo is a
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I have the distinct feeling
shredder and krang

won't be
bothering us anymore.

Better yet, that's the last
we'll see of the technodrome.

Yeah, it's ciao for now
for those bogus buds.

What was that?!

The technodrome!

Put the pedal
to the metal, dudette!

You don't have
to ask me twice!

SHREDDER:
Those wretched reptiles!

I'll finish them
this time.

You may take
the credit,

but it'll be my technodrome
that does it for you.

Let's not quibble
about details, krang.

The important thing is,
the turtles will be no more.

Prepare m*ssile launchers!

Oh, no! Shredder's
bringing out the Gonzo g*ns!

Head for the hills!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

I'll reduce them to atoms!

[SHOUTING]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Drink blazing electric
destruction, turtles.

Enough!
You've had your fun.

Besides, you're
mixing your metaphors.

Krang, you're such
a wet blanket.

Ooh, can I have
a shot at them, boss?

It ain't nice to kick
them when they're down.

Yuh-huh.
That's the best time.

[TURTLES GRUNTING]

You know, I get
the distinct feeling

shredder is
ticked off at us.

Really? Nah.

We've got to find out what
krang and shredder are up to.

This time we'll need
all the help we can get.

We'll have to go back
and get master splinter.

Then you better help me
dig out the news van.

It's a long walk back
to the city.

[HORNS HONKING]

Hey, what's going on here?

I got to get
to my job!

You want to explain it
to that thing?

Ahh!

Oh, boy, is that gonna
raise our highway taxes!

Master splinter,
we need your help.

The techno--

I know. The technodrome
has surfaced

and is rolling over
anything in its path.

Wow! How did you
know that, master?

Did it come to you
in a vision?

Did you have a mystical
revelation while meditating?

No. I saw it on
the 5:00 news.

TV: The entire nation
is in a panic

as the huge battle machine
known as the technodrome

rolls over everything
in its path.

Oh, it's Vernon!

Wait till I get
my hands on him!

Stealing my story!

Boy, I hate
to say it,

but this time he really
might conquer the world.

Vernon? No way!

He just wants
to be an anchorman.

I was talking
about krang!

The time has come
for the final confrontation

with our ancient enemy.

But, master, how are
we gonna do it?

We'll never
stop shredder

as long as he's inside
the technodrome.

That thing is
humongous!

You forget the way
of the foot clan, my son.

The size of your opponent
does not matter.

His own evil
will be his undoing.

That makes sense.

Now, let us
finish this fight

once and for all.

I don't understand.
Why are we heading west?

There's nothing out here.

I want to do some damage!

I want to
destroy something!

Me, too, boss.

I want to destroy
something!

Ow! Ow!

You nearly
destroyed my foot,

you honking hornhead!

Stop that
blasted squabbling.

My plan is to have
this entire planet

under our control
by nightfall.

But it will require
massive amounts of power,

and I know just
where to get it.

I don't get it.
They're headed west.

Why do you
suppose that is?

Maybe the dudes want
to buy a dude ranch. Ha ha.

Look! There it is!

It's heading
for mount rushmore.

So, that's their plan, huh?

They want to put
krang's face up there

and scare the country
into submission.

We'll have to
get ahead of it.

Look! They aren't
going to mount rushmore.

They're after that!

What is it?

It's the rushmore
power antenna.

It can draw electricity
from anywhere on earth,

without the use of wires.

What do krang and shredder
want with that much power?

A quarter says it's not
to roast marshmallows.

[SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]

No, no. Turn back.

It's heading this way.

But we've got to
get in there.

Are you crazy?

It'll crush
this place flat.

Whaa?


and one giant rat

driving an r.V.?

I guess I'm the one
who's crazy.

That way--
to the power turbines!

So, like,
what do we do now?

I have a plan.

Oh, yeah?
Well, you've got about 10--


to pull it off.

Whoa!

It's turning into
a daddy-longlegs drome.

Here it comes!

Dudes, I think it's time
we make turtle tracks!

Good idea,
but where?

Well, I hear the Caribbean

is pretty nice
this time of year.

What a way to go!

Pretty ironic, huh?

For this I broke
a dental appointment.

Look out!

They're stealing
the power antenna!

That's what they think.
Come on!

Oh, oh, I get it.

You'll put on that
silly-looking suit

and embarrass
them away.

Wrong. I'm going
to plug this cable

into the main generator

and give
shredder and krang

the biggest hotfoot
in history.

Now! Plug in
those power cables!

Hurry, you klutzes!

Don't you know excellence
cannot be rushed?

Main power output--
just what we need.

Stand clear, everyone.

I'm going to zap
the technodrome circuits

from here to helsinki.

Now, to draw in
all the energy

of this entire
wretched planet!

Little David is about
to bring down goliath.

Huh?

The current's
shut off.

Boy, what a waste
of a heroic line.

What happened?

We're too late.

They're already
drawing in power.

With the
energy antenna.

With that antenna,

they'll suck the earth
completely dry

of all energy.

It is vital
that we stop them,

whatever it takes.

[ROAR]

Quickly, this way,
my students.

We must shut down
that power antenna.

I don't believe it.

Those wretched shellbacks--

they're still alive!

And splinter
is with them.

I'll destroy him
with my bare hands

and crush those turtles
into pulp!

I've waited a long time
for this.

No, shredder.

I need you with me

to guide
the technodrome.

But I want to destroy
the turtles!

Not now.

We still have
a world to conquer.

I'll dispense
with them from here.

Oh! Oh!

If I don't
get to smash something

I'll go crazy!

Keep climbing,
turtles.

We're almost there.

Now I know how
king Kong must have felt.

Look out!
An eyeball m*ssile!

They wouldn't
dare fire at us.

They'd blow
half the hull off.

Right. They're going
to blast mount rushmore!

Why, those
unpatriotic cheeseballs!

We've gotta stop 'em.

Quick, get the m*ssile
off the launcher!

Ally...Oops!

Help!

Whoa!

Our weight should
throw it off course.

It's working!

Cowabunga!

Do those guys remind you
of someone?

We did it!

We saved
the monument!

Now we'd better
save ourselves.

Whoaaa!

Jump for it!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

I don't
believe it.

We made it!

As the monstrous machine
approaches the city,

a mysterious force
is drawing

all electrical energy

from the city's
power sources.

Thousands are fleeing the city.

April, where in
blazes have you been?

I've been
getting your story.

Among the missing

is our own
second-string reporter

April O'Neill...

Second-string reporter?

Who is probably cowering
in some air raid shelter.

Oh--oh!

This is April O'Neill.

This humongous sphere
is the one that's stealing

our electrical energy.

[SHOUTING]

Ohh!
Uh-oh!

Oh, nuts!

The technodrome's
headed back toward the city.

We've got to
stop it.

You know, dudes,

I have
this funny feeling

that we're missing
something.

What, did you lose your keys while
we were riding that m*ssile?

Oh, no.
They're right here.

Yeah. I think all this stress
is really getting to you.

No, I agree.

It feels like
something is missing.

Hey, we got our
weapons, our gear.

What could be missing?

Yeah. Remember
what splinter said...

Splinter!
Splinter!

He's still with
the technodrome!

Michelangelo,
burn rubber!

I must find a way

to shut down
that power antenna.

I only hope the turtles
are all right.

There it is!

It's headed for
the world trade building.

Now to put all this energy
to a bad use!

Prepare to open
the dimensional portal.

Look!

Holy guacamole!

Krang's using the city's
tallest skyscraper

as a giant
energy transmitter.

He's created
a super-size

dimensional portal.

That looks like
dimension x!

And we're headed right
for the portal.

The earth is on its
way to dimension x!

The earth is headed
for that dimensional portal!

The whole planet's
on a one-way trip

to dimension x!

We've got to
stop this.

Either that
or look for a book titled

dimension x
on a dollar a day.

Fire!

Cease firing.

They've got some kind of
protective force field.

Our shells just
bounce off it.

Gentlemen, I'm afraid
the earth is doomed.

Donatello,
I hope you have

some incredibly brilliant
last-minute plan

to save the universe.

Why is it
always me?

'Cause you're the brainiac
of this outfit.

Wait a minute.

Come to think of it,

that thing does
give me an idea.

I know how to get rid
of the technodrome

once and for all.

Michelangelo,
you and Leonardo

get into
the technodrome

and rescue
master splinter.

Raphael, you and I

are going to buy
some army surplus.

I hope they take
amphibian express.

We'll have to get
under the technodrome

to get past
the force field.

Hey, dude,
no problemo.

So, splinter,

you came to shut down
the portal, huh?

Well, you're too late.

It's on automatic.

The portal will remain open
until we pass through it.

Today we'll see
my ultimate triumph.

The earth
will be conquered,

and you will perish
by my own hand!

Yee-ah!

Are you sure we're
under the technodrome?

Sure I'm sure!
Come on.

But how are we gonna
find a way inside?

Hmm.

That hatch
marked "entrance"

might be a good
place to start.

General,
we need your help.

[GASP] Who in blazes
are you?

Don't you watch TV?

We can stop this menace,

but we need
one of your weapons.

Those weapons are
for army use only.

Besides, you're...
Turtles.

Evacuate the area,

and I mean now!

All right,
hey, hey,

don't get your
metals in a bunch.

Raphael, we're gonna have to
borrow that m*ssile launcher.

But you said
we'd need army surplus.

That's brand-new.

Well, it'll be surplus
when we're through with it.

Oh, I'm getting calluses from
opening all these doors.

We've got to
keep searching.

Bebop!
Rocksteady!

[SNORT]
It's payback time.

Yeah.
We're getting even

for all them times
you creamed us.

Right. I remember the time
in that paint factory

we got
you dudes good.

Oh, yeah?
What'd you do?

We did this.

Aah!

Hey--ha ha--
I remember that.

Yeah, and my personal
favorite time with you guys

was at that amusement park,

when I did this.

Yeow!

Oh, yeah. It's all
coming back to me.

Boy, thanks
for the memory.

So long, compadres.
Gotta split.

Uh, I think on our
stroll down memory Lane,

we stepped
in a pothole.

I have enjoyed
toying with you,

you wretched rodent!

But now it's time
to finish you.

Rahr!

It is you who are
finished, shredder.

Unh!

[GRUNTING]

What?! My sword?!

Yaaahh!

Aah!

Move it, Raphael.

Those turtles are
stealing the launcher!

Stop them!

Take the Cannon.
I'll drive.

We're gonna
need an exit.

One exit
coming up!

Aah!
Aah!

Blast it!
We lost them.

Should we go after
them, general?

No! I refuse
to report

that my men are chasing 2
turtles through a sewer.

General drag,
is your fleet ready?

We are ready,
lord krang.

The entire armada
of starfighters

is ready
to attack earth

the moment it comes
through the portal.

This game has gone on
long enough.

Aah!

Aah!

Now, rodent,
meet your doom!

Aah!

Unh!

As the new ruler on earth,

this will be my first
royal extermination!

How about a royal flush,
tin grin?

Aaaah!

We must hurry,
master splinter.

We cannot leave this place
too soon for me.

Aah!

Oh, yuck!

Oh, those accursed turtles!

I'll make them
pay for this,

along with the bill
for my dry cleaning.

I just hope
Donatello's had time

to work up his plan.

Remember what
I said, my students.

Shredder's own evil

has already
doomed him to fail.

Give me those controls.

My, but aren't we
getting pushy.

The turtles and splinter
are getting away!

I must destroy them.

Don't waste
your time.

In 5 more
minutes,

this planet will be
entering dimension x.

My space fleet
can blast

this entire city
to atoms.

I must destroy them!

They must pay
for humiliating me.

Shredder, you're
packing an attitude.

We must hurry.

Shredder has spotted us.

Run!

I'm boogie-ing, bud!

Whoa, hold it, Donatello!

We can't blast
those water pipes.

We'll be swept out
into the river.

Are we
under the technodrome?

No, but we're close.

Hey, guys, any chance you
could get the technodrome

to follow you
to Times Square?

I'd say there's
a fairly good chance!

Ok, Raphael,

prepare the bird
for flight.

Roger, wilco.

I love
that military lingo.

Whatever happens,
my students,

do not move
until I say so.

Farewell, accursed enemy.

MASTER SPLINTER:
Remember, stand your ground.

Now!

Now!

Now!

What's happening?

We're being carried off
by a m*ssile!

Shredder,
what have you done?!

It's coming through.
Open fire!

Stop, you fools.
It's us!

Hold your fire!

Aah!

No technodrome,
no portal,

no nothing!

And worst of all,

we're stuck here
in dimension x!

It could be worse.

We might have wound up
in dimension z.

Come here.

Oh!
Aah!

[CHEERING]

Well, this time
I really think

we've seen the last
of old shred-head.

You were right,
master.

His evil really was
his own undoing.

And your virtue
enabled you to defeat him.

That's right! And we mustn't
be any less vigilant

just because he's gone.

You said it.

We ninjas
are always on the job.

Of course, even ninjas deserve
a reward now and then.

Righteous
notion, dude.

I think I'll have my reward
smothered with pepperoni

and hot fudge.