03x43 - Shredderville

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ninja turtles ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell,
turtle power ♪

♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ and they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪

♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪

Gimme a break!

♪ Michelangelo is a
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ninja turtles ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell,
turtle power ♪




MICHELANGELO:
Total bummer, dudes.

What has happened,
my turtles?

Shredder got away.

Again.

And he wrecked
two garbage trucks

and us doing it.

Perhaps your struggle
with shredder

is like the struggle
between good and evil--

unending.

You mean, like, we
gotta keep doing it

till we get it
right?

Oh, sensei,

I'm beginning to think the
world would be better off

if we turtles had
never been mutated.

Such thoughts can
be dangerous, Donatello.

But look at all the
destruction shredder causes

just trying to
get rid of us.

Donatello's right. If
we weren't around,

maybe shredder
wouldn't be, either.

Be careful what you
wish for, my students.

You just might get it.

Tubuloso concept.

I'm going to wish for a double
Decker fudge-filled pizza.

[SNORING]

Ech! Blech!

Hey, where's the lair?

You wanna keep it down
so a guy can get some sleep?

[SQUEAKS]

Ah!

Where are we?

And how'd
we get here?

I don't
know, dudes.

We've gotta find
the lair.

Come on, turtles.

This is definitely
not our sewer.

I think we'd better go
topside and reconnoiter.

DONATELLO:
What is going on?

Not a lot of cleaning,
that's for sure.

What a mess.

Everything's
falling apart.

Yeah. Kinda reminds me of our
place after a pizza party.

This place hasn't been
cleaned in years.

LEONARDO: And they've
got air to match.

Look at the pollution!

All mutants are
to be hunted down.

Mutants are
your enemies.

The dude's talking about us.

And we don't have
our disguises.

No problem.
I see just the place.

RAPHAEL:
"Dave's disguises."

Yup. I'd say there's
a fair chance

we'll find
a disguise there.

Excellent. They've
got everything here.

What do
you think, mates?

Fair dinkum, eh?

Forget it.

This is definitely more you.

How much
for 4 costumes?

Start paying.
I'll tell you when.

Hey, what kind of
phony money is this?

Mutants! Oh, I
should have known.

Your money's as
worthless as you are.

What's wrong with it?

What's the matter,

you from dimension x
or something?

This here is
the only money

that's good
in this town.

That's
shredder's picture.

Naturally.
What did you expect?

This is
shredderville.

Shredderville?

Is this some kind
of a practical joke?

It's no joke,
mutant.

Now, scram outta here,
before I call the cops.

LEONARDO: What's
happened to this city?

The whole place has
changed overnight.

Let's go find April.

Maybe she's got
some answers.

DONATELLO:
Oh, my gosh.

Look at
the channel 6 building.

RAPHAEL: Yeah.

I love what they've
done with the place.

Scope it out, dudes.

Whoa. Like, the world sure
is in terrible shape.

I told you it'd
fall apart one day.

Oh, I'm not so sure I want
to ride on this elevator.

You may not have to.
There's no car.

Cowabunga!
It's coming!

And it's an express!

Whoa!

On second thought,

maybe we ought
to take the stairs.

Hey, look.

Irma's been replaced
by a robot receptionist.

May I help you?

She ought to do something
about those loose teeth, huh?

We'd like to see April
o'Neil, please.

April...April...

April has 30 days.

Unlike February,
which has 28.

Oh!

A simple "I don't
know if she's in"

would have been enough.

Ah, at least April's
office is still here.

I hope you can handle
a few slight changes.

MICHELANGELO:
Holy guacamole.

It's right out
of the Arabian nights.

LEONARDO:
April?

DONATELLO:
Irma?

Are you dudettes going
to a costume party?

Oh! Mutants!

What are you
doing here?

Garbage pickup
isn't until Thursday.

Don't you know
who we are?

Of course not.

We don't socialize
with mutants.

We're not that kind
of harem girls.

Aah!

Let me guess.

You guys are the
tooth fairy, right?

Nah, there ain't


Them's the 7 dwarfs.

Bebop and rocksteady.

They're not mutants.

And they don't
recognize us, either.

Doesn't anybody
recognize us?

Oh, whoever you
geeks are,

you ain't welcome.

Right. You scared away
our serving girls.

April and Irma--

rocksteady and bebop's
serving girls?

What a totally
nutsoid concept.

We happen to be the teenage
mutant ninja turtles.

Turtles, huh?
We like turtles.

Ah, well,
that's a relief.

Yeah, we like
you for lunch.

[YELLING]

I'll handle this.

BEBOP: Get him!

Whoa!

Let's wrap
this up, amigo.

They're as snug
as 2 slugs in a rug.

Whoa, sending the carpet
out for cleaning, I see.

It needs it.
I gotta get rid

of these 2 big
grease spots.

Whoa-oh!

I still can't
figure out this place.

It's like totally bizarro.

Nobody knows
who we are.

Hold it, guys.

I just
figured it out.

The reason nobody
knows us is...

We got our wish.

What wish?

Remember? Last night,
we thought the world

might be better off
if we never existed.

Well, this is
the world

without the teenage
mutant ninja turtles.

What do you mean
we don't exist?

We've been transported
to some alternate world.

It's just like ours

except for one
important difference.

What's that?

We teenage mutant
ninja turtles

never lived.

Why else would
our best friends

April and Irma
run away from us?

Maybe it's our breath.

[VOICES]

Somebody's coming.

I'll go
check it out.

Whoa.

Let's fix them
rotten mutants.

Yeah, mutants
are our enemy.

Uh-oh. Let's look
for a way out.

There's only one way--

we'll take
the turtle elevator.

Cowabunga!

Now I know we're not
in our world. Look.

The technodrome.

So that's why
this world

is in such
bad shape.

I'll bet krang
is responsible

for our being here
in this alternate world.

Well, hey, let's go
find that Turkey

and talk Turkey.

Mutants, go home!

No more freaks
in our fair city!

I get the distinct
feeling

they don't like us.

Mutants, go home!

I believe it's time
for a tactical retreat.

[ALL YELLING]

Ah, ok, they're gone now.

There's something
strange going on here.

Everybody hates mutants.

I don't get it,
either.

We're so loveable.

Krang has really let
the technodrome get run down.

Don't you just hate
a sloppy housekeeper?

Hey, scope it out.

Some kid's
spray-painting a message.

"Krang go home."

Aha!

Hey, let go of me,
gravel breath!

You will
come with me.

What for?

Defacing the technodrome
is a serious offense.

We can't let
that rock soldier

arrest that kid.

Ohhh!

Gotcha, little dude.

Ah, gee,
thanks, mister, I--

a mutant?
Yuck! Let go of me.

Hey, you're Zach.

Hey, dudes, it's our
old compadre,

the fifth turtle.

You mutants
know my name?

We have a friend
who's just like you.

Uh, where we
come from.

Oh. Around here, humans
and mutants aren't friends.

But thanks for saving me
from that rock soldier.

Those pebblebrains are no
friends of ours, either.

You could
do us a favor.

We need to get into
the technodrome.

Looking like that?
Ha, forget it.

You'd never get past
that general tragg.

It might help
get rid of krang.

Yeah, and we're great
with disguises.

Why didn't you
say so? Come with me.

Hold it.

Where do you think
you're going?

Uh, we got an emergency call.
Something needs fixing.

In this city,
everything needs fixing.

Then we got here
just in time.

Come on, fellow...
Sanitary engineers.

Not so fast.

I'll have to see your I.D.

Uh, no time, general.

The framistam is leaking
into the beamerjam.

Oh, well, in that case,
go ahead.

Framistam leaking
into the beamerjam?

Yuck. This is not even
a nice place to visit.

Personally, it kinda makes
me homesick for the sewer.

Blast you,
blasted thing!

Well, well, if it isn't
krang himself.

So you're finally here
to fix my view screen.

No, we're the teenage
mutant ninja turtles,

and we're here
to fix you.

Right. This city
is a terrible mess,

and it's all your fault.

Me? You got that
treasonous ninja shredder

to thank for all this.

Why do you think

they call this
place shredderville?

Of course.

It was shredder's voice
we heard

on those antimutant
announcements.

Do you think I'd let
the technodrome

get this run down
if I were in charge?

Oh, this doesn't look good.

The power generators
are seriously overheating.

What can I do?

Shredder is diverting
all the coolants

for his own use
at his headquarters.

Where's that?

At channel 6,
where else?

I think it's
time to go, dudes.

We'll send you a bill
for our service.

Wait. You must
fix my view screen.

My favorite soap comes on
in a few minutes.

What will I do?

Read a book.

Rock soldiers!
Rock soldiers!

There's the exit,
dead ahead.

Could you phrase that
another way?

There they go!
Stop them!

[TURTLES YELLING]

Get them!

Look out!

Thanks, Zach.

Hey, I owed you one.

Well, now we're even,
microdude.

I'm gotta go.
So long, turtles!

Fellas, I think we know
what we have to do.

Snack time, huh?

Yeah. I wish bebop

would learn to peel
his own grapes.

Hey!
Hey!

Awful mutant!

I thought we told you
to take a hike.

Listen, we're not
your enemies.

We're your friends.

Shredder's blamed everything
on the mutants

so people won't find out
who the real enemy is.

The honcho bad dude
around here is shredder.

BOTH: Shredder?!

Along with his 2 mutants
bebop and rocksteady.

Mutants? Bebop
and rocksteady?

I thought they were
just ugly humans.

Well, in our world,
they're mutants.

What do you mean
your world?

Uh, it's
a long story.

While you tell it,

Raphael and I will
track down shredder.

Go that way, you two.

You've got audience
duty today.

Come one, we can
take these guys.

Forget it! We don't
want the whole place

after us until
we find shredder.

What is audience duty?

How'd we get roped

into watching
some TV show?

From the looks of these
unhappy faces,

I'd say it's not
one of your major hits.

Hey, g*ng, it's time for
the I love shredder show!

[ALL YAWNING]

Today we'll review our
glorious leader's early years.

Roll the tape.

TAPE: Even as a baby,

shredder was drawn
to the martial arts.

As he grew older,

our generous leader
found the time

to share his skills
with his schoolmates.

That's it!
I'm mad as heck,

and I'm not gonna
take it anymore!

Don't you realize
that good old shredder

is to blame for this miserable
condition things are in.

Listen to me! Shredder
is your real enemy!

Not the--

mutants! Get them!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Thanks, Leonardo!

Now I'll never know how
i love shredder ended.

We should've arranged
a place to meet.

How are we gonna find
Leonardo and Raphael?

[ALL SCREAMING]

Uh, I think we just
found them.

I think can we handle
them, don't you?

Why not? There's only
two of them.

We'll show you what
we do to mutants.

Let's see how brave
you mutants are.

Let's see how brave
you humans are. Boo.

Whoa-h*!

Vernon, this is no time
to play hide and seek!

Hey, four against
two. No fair.

Let's even up
the odds.

BOTH: Turtle power!

You've had it,
mutants.

We've gotta help
those turtles!

All right, but I'm
still not sure why.

Bye-bye, mutants.

It's April and Irma!

You really
lowered the boom

on those dudes.

Oh, ple-please,
don't hurt me,

please, please!

Ha ha ha,

only kidding,
fellas.

Some of my best
friends are mutants.

RAPHAEL:
More rock soldiers!

Come on, climb up.

They're getting away.

Fire!

Follow us.

We know a back way
out of here.

Helping mutants.

I feel like
such a traitor.

Ok, all clear.

We'll be back.

Wait until
things calm down,

then we'll take you
to see shredder.

Thanks April, Irma.

I'm glad you realized that
we're not the bad guys.

Hey, for a bunch of guys

with bald heads
and green skin,

you're...Kind of cute.

Whatever world
Irma is in,

she's the same Irma.

We've got to figure out
a way to get back

to our own universe.

[expl*si*n]

Hey,
what's going on?

It felt like
one humongous earthquake.

Wrong.
It's the technodrome.

The generators are
starting to overload.

If they aren't cooled off,

the entire technodrome
will blow up.

LEONARDO:
What a mess.

I've seen cars
at a demolition derby

in better condition.

Stop, stop, you idiots!

Aren't you the technodrome
repair mutants?

No, we're the teenage
mutant ninja...

Oh, never mind.

Well, whoever you are,
you're too late.

The power generators
have overloaded.

They're going
to self-destruct.

And you better
go tell shredder

to redivert the coolant.

Are you insane?

I'm putting
as much distance

between me
and that thing

as possible.

Now move it,
dim bulb.

SHREDDER:
Destroy all mutants!

Mutants are the enemy!

MAN: We are experiencing
technical difficulties.

Our regular brainwashing
will resume momentarily.

Actually, this universe isn't
too different from ours.

APRIL: I told you guys
to come back later!

There's no time
to wait.

The technodrome
will blow up

if shredder doesn't
do something.

Oh, ok. Follow us.

Shredder's office
is this way.

Hold it,
mutant wimps.

You again?

We already sent you
to the cleaners.

Yeah, well,
we're back again,

dirtier than ever.

Aerial attack.

I'll take care
of them!

What's going on?

Or...Coming off?

Even our weapons
are falling apart

in this world.

What do you expect?
It's shredderville.

Ha ha ha!
Now we got you.

[BOTH GROANING]

Come on!

Take us to shredder's office
before it's too late.

This is shredder's office,

but no one's ever gotten
beyond those doors.

Solid bronze.
And a foot thick.

End of the road, dudes.

No way we're gonna
break down these doors.

[GRUNTING]

Well, maybe one way.

APRIL: It's so dark in here.

IRMA: Yeah, so I see.

SHREDDER: What fool
dares disturb

the all-powerful shredder?

LEONARDO: Let's see,
there should be

one here somewhere.

Do not touch that!
I forbid it!

Shredder?

I told you not
to touch that.

Oh, nothing works
around here.

Why are
you mutants here?

To warn you to
divert the coolant

back to the technodrome
before it goes kablooey.

I've only got


Look at all these
repair requests!

Everything
is broken.

Tell me about it!

You should see
my hair dryer.

You think being emperor
of the world is easy?

Oh, it's giving me
an ulcer.

Oh, great!

We want to get back
to our world,

where you don't rule.

A world where
I don't rule?

Oh, please,
take me with you,

please!

Look out, the whole side
of the building is gone!

That's it,
I abdicate the throne!

Not if I can help it!

Never mind
shredder.

Look at
the technodrome!

It's about
to explode!

[TURTLES YELLING]

Yo, dudes, I think
I'm losing my grip!

I could have
told you that.

Come on, you guys,
you can do it.

I-I'm trying.

Get up, Donatello.
Get up!

I...I can't.

SPLINTER: Get up,
Donatello.

Get up.

Donatello, get up.

Oh, what happened?

Am I ok?

Did the technodrome
blow up?

Did April and
Irma get away?

And what happened
to emperor shredder?

We're in the lair.

It was all a dream!

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

Well, my turtles,

if you shared
the same dream,

I hope you all learned
the same lesson.

ALL: We know!

Be careful
what you wish for.

You just
might get it.

Precisely.