03x27 - Super Bebop & Mighty Rocksteady

[bunniefuu]

♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪

♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ and they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪

♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪♪




quit it, bebop.

You're gonna make
me drop this thing.

Uh, I can't help it.

Lightning gives me
the willies.

I'll give you more
than the willies,

if you drop
that mesmerizer.

Now, get it to the top
of the tower.

I want its beam broadcast
across the entire city.

Right, boss.

They will fail, shredder.

They always fail.

But what choice
do I have?

Only mutants are immune
to the mesmerizer's beam.

Humans, like myself, can't be
near it when they set it off.

You don't have
to explain it to me.

I invented it, remember?

I wasn't explaining it
to you.

I was explaining it
to them.

Rocksteady,
you really think

this thing is
going to turn

everybody
into zombies?

Let's find out.

Good afternoon.

Today's big story comes
from faraway rowatania,

where there's a crippling
shortage of rutabagas.

Rutabagas.
Rutabagas. Rutabagas.

You command, I obey.

You command, I obey.

You command, I obey.

What's going on, April?

I don't know, Irma.

I, uh, I...

I, I obey,
you command.

I obey.

You command, I obey.

You command, I obey.

Whoa!
Check it out, dudes.

Night of the living
newscasters.

Why do I have
a feeling this isn't

their regularly
scheduled program?

And I have a feeling that shredder
and krang are somehow behind this.

I don't like it
up here.

Can't you hurry
it up?

Oh, don't rush me.

Perfection takes time.

Mama!

Whoa!

Uh-oh.

Hey.
A miracle catch.

Yeah, if you didn't
catch it,

we really would've
caught it.

Uh-oh.

Whoa!

You command, I obey.

You command, I obey.

This is awful.

But you got to admit, it's
kind of a catchy beat.

It's rocksteady
and bebop.

You were right,
master.

Shredder is definitely
behind this.

Which means April is
in big trouble.

Let's go, fellas.

Oh, those
moronic mutants.

What are they doing?

Failing, shredder.

It's the only thing
they know how to do.

Ohh!

You command,
we obey.

You command,
we obey.

Oh, my head.

You want
to knock it off?

I got a bad headache.

You command, we obey.

Hey, this brain control
tape really works.

Lucky we don't have
to worry about that.

Guess again,
double ugly.

What you are
is history.

Poor ninjas, you're
about to get injured.

Hold it, rocksteady.

Let's use the mesmerizer
on them.

Hey, sl*ves, listen up.

You command, we obey.

My command is,

don't let them turtles
put a hand on us.

Ooh!

Aah!

Ugh!

Awesome strategy,
dudes.

No way we could
touch you now.

Oh, put us down,

you zonked-out
zombies.

Yeah.

Drop us.

Now, this is my
kind of fight.

For sure, we could have
phoned this one in.

What...What happened
to us?

I have the distinct
feeling we were out.

Where'd we go?

And did we meet
any cute guys?

The roof.

My news studio.

Who did this?

Um, I think it's
time to split.

They're getting away!
After them, fellas.

Not so fast!

You slimy
reptiles,

I'll bet you're
responsible for this!

Hey, I deny
that insinuation.

Turtles are not slimy.

No time to argue, Donatello.

After those mutants!

Too late, guys.
They're gone.

The mesmerizer is the
perfect, unbeatable weapon.

But the delivery system,
rocksteady and bebop,

leaves much
to be desired.

I agree with you,
shredder--

just for once.

That is why I have
devoted all my efforts

to ending the mutant
problem once and for all.

I wonder
if there's still time

to hear
from the governor.

This won't hurt much.

Oh, no!

I want a lawyer!

Don't worry, April, bebop
and rocksteady are gone.

But what if they install that
crazy mind-control thing

on top
of the tower again?

They could take over
the entire city.

April's right. We've gotta
guard the channel 6 building.

The question is how?
If burn Thompson sees us,

we're turtle hash.

Hey, no problemo, amigos.

I found a truly righteous
place for our stakeout.

Uh, gee.
Krang was right.

That didn't
hardly hurt at all.

Actually,
it felt kind of good.

This is your brilliant
solution, krang?

Two more mutants?

Not mere mutants.
Cybernetic clones.


and 10 times as smart

as rocksteady and bebop
could ever hope to be.

Behold, super rocksteady
and mighty bebop.

The beginning
of the end

for the teenage
mutant ninja turtles!

Ha ha ha ha!

Aah!
Oh!

Mama!

Whoa!
Whoa!

Oh!
Oh!

Well, shredder,
what do you think?

Oh, most impressive.

They'll make
excellent replacements

for rocksteady
and bebop.

April to turtles.
I'm in the channel 6 lobby.

No sign of trouble here.

How does it look out there?

Everything's under
control, April.

Yeah, it doesn't look
like bebop and rocksteady

will be back
tonight.

Hope you're right.
If you need me,

I'll be up in the studio.

And we'll be in
the pizza parlor.

Check with you later.

Ooh, I don't
believe it.

Yeah, a couple of first-string
strong-arms like us...

Benched.

Shredder,

this time you will personally
lead the supermutants

and see that the mesmerizer
is properly installed.

Brilliant, krang.

Have you forgotten
that the mesmerizer

will hypnotize all humans,
including me?

I have already
solved that problem.

This amulet
will shield you

against
the mesmerizer's

mind-controlling
effects.

Oh, excellent.

We leave for
the surface at once.

Super rocksteady,
mighty bebop,

to the transport
module.

Maybe we should
have told them

that mesmerizer gizmo
is busted?

No way. We're in
enough trouble already.

All clear
outside channel 6.

All clear
inside, too. Look.

Now, let's take a short
break from the news

to admire my hair.

Here's your,
uh, pizza.

Oh, outstanding!

Is that the one
with the pickled herring

and caramel fudge topping?

Naturally.

You think my face is
always green like this?

Why not?
Ours are.

Oh!

[COUGH COUGH]

When I rule this city,

my first law will be

no more fountains
in office buildings.

You two,
guard the lobby.

Remember, your job is
to stop the turtles.

Right.
Right.

Stop turtles.
Stop turtles.

No. Stomp turtles.

Stomp turtles.

Stomp turtles.

Stomp turtles.

You're right. That's
an even better idea.

I'll go set up
the mesmerizer.

Uh, oh, oh,
excuse me.

Oh, sorry.
Uh, pardon me.

There. It's done.

Now, to turn it on.

Oh, at last I've won.

The city shall finally
bend to my will.

Ha ha ha!

Yes, you did.

No, I didn't.

Check it out, dudes. What's
wrong with this picture?

Yes, you did,

and I'm going
to tell!

What's gotten into them?

Same thing that
got into him. Look.

♪ Nyah do do-do do ♪

♪ I'm on TV,
and you're not ♪♪

Hmm. These mesmerizer
readings are very odd.

I wonder if
it's been damaged.

[GULP]

If it's not
working properly,

it could play strange
tricks on a person's mind.

Attention, sl*ves.
I am your master,

and I command you
to obey me.

I want my milk
and cookies.

You want what?

You heard me.

I get awful cranky if I
don't have my cookies.

Ow!

Why you--

tag! You're it!

Oh!

What
is going on?

Hey, mister, help me
change this channel.

I want
to watch cartoons.

No.
I am the master.

You are the sl*ve, and
I say no cartoons.

I want
to watch cartoons!

I want
to watch cartoons!

Now look
what you did,

you gave me
a boo-boo.

I don't believe this.

Krang's mesmerizer has time warped
everyone back into childhood.

Mondo weirdness.
Scope that out.

What's going on
around here?

I think there's
your answer.

Bogus!
It's that mind zapper

that rocksteady and bebop
were carrying.

I have this
awful feeling

that shredder's
outmaneuvered us.

Well, it's time we started
some maneuvers of our own.

Stomp turtles!

Stomp turtles!

Who are these guys?

What are these guys?

They look
weirdly familiar.

Oh! Ow! Oh! Ouch!

Stomp turtles!

Stomp turtles!

You wanna know what
these guys are?

They're big trouble,
that's what they are.

Stomp turtles!

Stomp turtles!

Stomp turtles!
Stomp turtles!

That's going to take some mighty
fancy footwork, can head.

Yeah. Footwork.

That's right,
give him ideas.

Uh-oh, fellas. We got
world-class problems.

Whoa!

Maximum wipe out!

Now what?

Don't worry. We'll get
into that building.

You'll see.

Oh, yeah? Like how?

How should I know?
I'm a ninja turtle,

not a cartoon writer.

You're it!

Krang, have you been tinkering
with the mesmerizer?

Me? Of course not.

Only a complete
idiot would do that.

A complete idiot?

Rocksteady!
Bebop!

Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.

One potato,
two potato,

three potato,
four.

Why does shredder
want everyone

to act
like a child?

Well, whatever
shredder's scheme is,

we've got to stop him.

[CRASH]

Hey, what's
going down?

I think we are.

Stomp turtles!

Stomp turtles!

Oh! My suction cups.
They're pulling loose.

I can't hold on
much longer.

Is this ever suspenseful
or what?

ALL: Aah!

So much for that idea.

How many times are you
imbeciles going to fail me?

Ooh, lots
more times, boss.

Yeah, we ain't
the least bit tired.

Shut up and listen.

I will give you
one last chance

to redeem yourselves.

Now, go to the red drawer
in that blue desk,

and bring me the
yellow computer disk.

Oh, let's see.

We gotta take
the blue disk

out of the yellow drawer
in the red desk.

Or was it yellow disk
out of the red desk?

Or the blue disk
out of the blue desk?

Ow!

Stop wasting
valuable time!

You must get
that schematic disk

up to shredder and
repair the mesmerizer.

Aw, heck. One color's
as good as another.

Fellas, what we need
is a plan.

Right. We've got to get
past those super robots.

Maybe we could
short circuit them.

Mondo notion.
But how?

Hey, I just
think them up.

A guy can't do
everything.

[RUMBLE]

[SNORT SNORT]

Garbage.

Ooh, and I took a
bath just last month.

It's bebop
and rocksteady.

They're headed for channel 6.

Unless we cut them off
at the pass.

Oh, hey. This door
is s-stuck.

And it won't unstick

until you tell us
what you're doing here.

Do we look
stupid or something?

Yeah. We'll never
spill the beans

about shredder
needing this disk.

Yeah. Now, let us out of here.

Why not? One big jerk
deserves another.

Yiii!
Aah!

What's this thing?

This just might be the
answer to all our problems.

Whoa!
Ooh!

Stomp dummies!

Stomp dummies!

Uh-oh. I think
we're in trouble.

Stop that!

You two super mutants

should be guarding
against the turtles.

Yeah. Stomp turtles.
Yeah. Stomp turtles.

And you two stupid
mutants come with me.

You've got work to do.

Climb to the top
of the tower

and repair the
mesmerizer at once.

[GULP]

Uh, s-s-sure, boss.

Well, Donatello,

have you figured out what
that disk is for?

I've got good news
and bad news.

The bad news is that
it doesn't contain

the schematics
for the mesmerizer.

But it does contain the
schematics for the super mutants.

Which means?

We can use it to
counterprogram them.

Give me the disk,
so we can get started.

Uh-oh. It ain't here.

I must have
dropped it?

You big twerp, now we're
going to get it good.

You bumbling
ignoramuses!

What are you
doing up there?

Hey, boss!
It's changing colors!

Hmm. I wonder what's
going on here.

Ruff ruff!
Arf arf!

Woof woof!
Arf arf!

Ruff ruff ruff!
Woof woof!

Grrr!

Uh, something
wrong, boss?

Wrong?

I'll show you wrong!

Whoa!
Whoa!

Smell turtles.

See turtles.

Right this way, big guys.

Stomp turtles!
Stomp turtles!

Here goes!

It's working!

All right! Now
to reprogram them.

Hey, it's changing
colors again.

Woof woof! Ruff ruff! Arf arf!

Arf arf arf!

Ooh ooh ooh!
Ooh ooh!

Ooh ooh ooh!

This is absurd!

[HUMMING]

Huh?
My super mutants?

What are you doing?
Stop this instant!

You're not programmed
to lead.

They are now.

Adios, mesmerizer.

[COUGH COUGH]
[COUGH COUGH]

The mesmerizer!
Hey, where'd it go?

It's where it belongs--
in my possession.

Hoo hoo! That's
telling them, boss.

Now what?

That amulet
shredder's wearing--

it must be what protects him
from the mesmerizer's rays.

What can we do about it?

This!

Hyah!

What?

Come back
with my amulet!

Ooh ooh ooh ooh.

What's come over
the boss?

I think it's fur.

Ooh ooh ooh.

Wait, boss.
Come back.

I'll give you
a banana!

Ooh ooh ooh.

Aah!

Whoa!
Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

It's--
it's horrible!

Oh, that's for sure!

All that pizza
totally trashed!

Oh...

Uh...

You ok,
rocksteady?

Yeah. This
broke my fall.

Wh--what happened?

I feel so strange.

Yeah. Me, too.

Suddenly, I don't mind
working for peanuts.

How did I get up here?

With a double back flip.

Followed by
a triple somersault.

Aah!

Mr. Thompson, are you all right?

Fine. I'm just
a little light-headed.

Hey, ladies, thanks
for the pizza.

Really. This marshmallow
and asparagus topping

is truly awesome.

Oh, well, it's the least
we can do for you guys.

Yeah. The way
that shredder creep

tried to make monkeys
out of us!

Ooh ooh ooh ooh!

Whoo! Whaa!
Ooh ooh ooh ooh!

Then again,
for some people,

it's an improvement!