03x26 - Pizza by the Shred

[bunniefuu]

♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪

♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ and they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪

♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪




boy, it feels good to be finally
getting the old star cruiser in shape.

I'm glad the nutrinos left it behind
when they went back to dimension-x.

It's good thing they left
the tool box in the trunk.

Hand me a proton wrench,
would ya?

Uh, you mean this?

No! That's an antimatter
spark plug.

Of course it is.
Sorry.

Oh, no!

Hey!

Be careful, would ya?

Yeah, I guess those imported
parts are hard to come by.

So are my body parts.

Outside the star cruiser engine,

a single antimatter spark
could destroy the entire city.

Hold on to your shells,
amigos.

I've got the primo
sports car accessory--

fuzzy dice!

Ow!

Hey, what took you? You promised
to help Polish all this chrome.

Hey, lighten up, dude, I've got
a good excuse for being late.

I was checking out the latest
models at bellyboards r us.

They've got a new one that's
perfectomundo for sewer surfing.

So how about lending me
a few bucks?

I spent my last centava money
on these galloping dominos.

I wish I could help.

But I spent all my money
on new seat belts.

And I sprung
for the new gas pedal.

I blew all my money
on a new horn.

[HORN BLARES]

Whoa, I guess
I'll just have to...

Get a job.

You can't! Just being a ninja
turtle is a full-time job.

And you can't
take the risk.

Even with a disguise, someone
might recognize you.

Besides, you don't know
how to do anything.

Ultimo bummer, dudes.

I had my belly set
on that heart board.

Did that make sense to you?

It's no supposed to.
Michelangelo said it.

Michelangelo, why aren't
you helping the others

work on
the star cruiser?

I wish we'd never
started, sensei.

We spent all our money
on that star cruiser.

So no I can't have
a new belly board.

The path that leads to what we truly
desire is long and difficult.

But only by following
that path,

do we achieve our goal.

What?
Follow a path?

I guess he wants me
to take a hike.

Police are baffled by the strange
disappearance of a tanker truck

filled with tomato sauce.
But first, this commercial.

Tired of the same
old pizza?

Whoa, where have I seen
those hands before?

At weird pizza to go,

there's no ingredient
too outrageous.

Our chefs will custom build
a pizza just for you

no matter how revolting.

All right!

Just one bite,

and you'll say
this pizza is weird.

Try our double
jalapeno special.

Guaranteed hot
on delivery.

Just call 555-yuck,

and say
make it weird to go!

That's it!

A new pizza parlor is sure
to need a delivery boy.

Uh, or turtle.

Bodacious concept!
A few nights work

and I'll have enough
for that new belly board.

Whee!

Oh, this is fun.

Rock steady, bebop,

if you blisterheads had
stolen a decent car,

I wouldn't have to
find a delivery boy!

Oh, give us
another chance, boss.

Yeah, this time we'll
swipe a police car.

Silence!

It's the commlink.

Shredder, how long
do I have to wait

before your pizza parlor
delivers the turtles to me?

Soon, krang.
This idea is foolproof.

The turtles won't
be able to resist

a pizzeria
where they can order

any ingredients
they want.

When I get a really
weird order,

a pizza only
a turtle could love,

I will have them.

How can you
be so sure?

Because I plan
to top their pizza

with a homing device disguised
as an anchovy. Ha ha ha.

It will lead me straight
to the turtles' lair.

I see only one problem.

What problem
is that?

Nobody likes anchovies.

The fool. He cannot
recognize true genius.

Yeah, we know just
how you feel, boss.

"Help wanted.
Apply at rear."

Total opportunity!

Getting this job will be
a piece of cake

or even better,
a slice of pizza.

Well, what is it?

Hi, I'm here to apply
for the job.

If you want your pizza
delivered, I'm your...Man.

Our pizza parlor relies
on its weird image.

You look
pretty normal to me.

Oh, radical
misperception, dude.

I'm weirder
than you know.

And besides, I've got
my own delivery car.

Your own car?

Why didn't you say so?
You're hired.

Where have I seen
those eyes before?

Here's your uniform.
Wear it proudly.

Whoa, it fits perfectly.

Now all I need
is a delivery car.

[HAMMERING]

Huh?

Hey, come back!

I haven't finished
fixing the air brakes!

Weird pizza delivery.

[LOUD YELLING
AND LAUGHING]

Somebody order a pickle
and ice cream pizza?

[BABY CRYING]

Thank you,
young man.

Channel 6?

Whoa, I sure hope
nobody recognizes me.

Weird pizza
delivery.

I'll tell the world.

One whole-wheat pizza

with a plain
cheese topping.

That is weird.

Well, thank you.

Ahem.

I suppose
you want a tip.

No.

Here's one anyway.
Get another job.

Mondo traffic jam!

And my hot pizzas
are cooling off fast.

As I always say, if you
can't get through traffic,

go over!

Star cruiser
to Houston control,

we have liftoff!

Whoa!

Uh-oh, no air brakes!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Looks like
I'm going to wipe out!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa, bodacious break.

The engine stalled.

Waah!

Bummer, it's flooded.

You know, I'll bet Donatello wasn't
using genuine dimension-x parts

on this babe.

Well, whatever
Michelangelo is up to,

it hasn't made
the papers...Yet.

Have you checked
the funnies?

Fiber.

Why would he take the
star cruiser like that?

Without telling anybody.

We'll think better on a full stomach.
It's pizza time!

Hey, Donatello, I thought
you fixed this.

Whoa! I did, and now
it's fixing us.

I'll handle this.

This beats everything. Now what
are going to have for dinner?

Sorry about the pizzamatic, fellas.
But it was self-defense.

Hey, guys,
what about this?

"Weird pizza to go.
Custom-built pizza.

No ingredient
too outrageous."

Sounds like
our kind of place.

This way, guys.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

Weird pizza.
What's your pleasure?

I'd like to order
a pizza.

Peanut butter and avocado
with extra pickles.

Extra pickles? I see. What's
the name on the order?

Donatello. Deliver it
to the phone booth

on 13th street.

Donatello, huh?

Well, you'll get what's
coming to you...Soon.

Where have I heard
that voice before?

This will lead me straight
to the turtles' lair!

Those poor fish
are hooked.

Where is
that delivery boy?

Here I am, boss.

Sorry. I had a
little car trouble.

I've no time
for excuses.

Deliver this to the phone
booth on 13th street.

The phone booth? But
that's where we always...

You always what?

Ohh, never mind.

Couldn't we just
mail this one in?

You're a delivery boy,
so don't just stand there.

Deliver!

Whoa, talk about your
labor-management dispute.

Ok, there he goes!

Drive careful now.

Don't want
to attract attention.

[CRASH]

Gee, do you think we
attracted any attention?

Nah.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Michelangelo! What
are you doing here?

I've got a problem, April,
and I need your help.

The guys ordered a pizza,
and I have to deliver it.

But I don't want them
to know I've got a job.

You've got a job?
What for?

It's a long story.
But I need to ask you a favor.

Hmm.
Let me guess.

You want me to
deliver it for you.

You catch on so fast.

Won't they think
it's a little weird

that I'm delivering
weird pizzas.

Oh, tell them you're doing,
like, an undercover report

on bogus pepperoni.

How do I get
into these messes?

And don't forget
we split the tip!

I wonder why the delivery
guy stopped here.

Maybe he was
visiting his mommy.

I wish I could
visit my mommy.

Why don't you?

I try. But every time she sees
me, she runs away screaming.

Boy, if it takes this long
to deliver one pizza,

I'm glad
we didn't order two.

It's here.

Ok, this is the last
phone booth on the list.

How are they going to deliver
a pizza to the phone booth

when there's
no phone booth.

Looks like we'll have to go to weird
pizza and pick up the pizza ourselves.

This is 13th street.

I don't see a phone
booth anywhere.

Maybe Michelangelo
meant 13th Avenue.

A phone booth.
This must be the place.

The delivery guy
must be in that van.

This is it bebop.

We're finally going
to capture them turtles.

Yoo-hoo,
is anybody here?

I've got your pizza.

The rat king!

Pizza. Ha ha ha, great.

I just love junk food.

[SNIFFS]

Hmm, avocado
and peanut butter?

Crunchy or smooth?

Um, crunchy.

Ooh, yeah.
That's my favorite.

April calling
Michelangelo.

Come in,
Michelangelo.

Hey, April,
what's shakin'?

Bad news. The rat
king stole the pizza.

Oh, no.
Mondo disastro!

I'd better go back
and tell the boss.

Hope he doesn't
get mad at you.

No, he seems like a
totally mellow dude.

I hope so. April out.

Hey, boss, it's me.
Rock steady and bebop.

The signal's coming
from right under us.

The pizza is already
in the sewer

heading for
the turtles' secret lair.

Closed? They can't be closed!
I haven't been paid yet!

SHREDDER: The homing device hidden
in the anchovy is working perfectly.

It will lead me straight
to the turtles' lair.

With enough foot soldiers
to stomp them into mush.

Oh, no!

I've been working
for shredder.

He's been using pizzas
to trap us turtles?

I guess that kills my
chances of getting a raise.

Come with me!

I'd better warn
the others fast.

Ow! Ugh! Hey!

Smooth move,
Michelangelo.

What are you doing
with that stupid cap on?

And why did you take
the star cruiser?

I took the star cruiser

to earn some extra dough
delivering pizzas.

Extra dough?
You mean pizza dough.

Never mind that, dudes.

I found out I've been
hauling pizzas for shredder.

Shredder?

Boy, I know the villain
business has been bad lately,

but that's
ridiculous.

No, listen, shredder put
a homing device in the pizza,

disguised as an anchovy.

It was supposed
to lead him to our lair.

Ahh!
Ahh!

Shredder's going
to be really steamed.

When he finds out
he's following the rat king.

He's gonna be even madder when he
finds out we're following him.

Come on!

Ok, set it down easy.

Ow! Ooh! Ah! Eee!

The foot ski's
all ready, boss.

Excellent! The turtles
will soon taste my wrath

for the last time.

Launch the foot ski!

Look,they're heading
into the sewer.

How low can you get?

We'll make this the most
unpleasant experience

shredder's ever had.

Making a sewer unpleasant?
What a stretch.

Ha ha!
We're not far now.

Let's see if we can net
a few small fish.

Faster. Faster.

We can't go no
faster, boss.

We're on the same
foot ski as you.

This ought to dampen
their enthusiasm.

Huh? What was that?

I thought we brought more
foot soldiers than that.

Quiet, you nincompoop.

I'm trying to hear
the homing blip.

Better not let
all the water out.

Patience,
my faithful subjects.

You'll soon share
in the leftovers.

We've tracked you
to your lair at last.

This is my pizza.
You can't have any.

Except the anchovy.
I detest anchovies.

What are you doing
in the turtles' lair?

Do I look like a turtle?
I am the rat king.

This is my domain.

Tell me where
the turtles are,

or I'll order my foot
soldiers to attack.

Heh heh! What nonsense.
My royal army of rats

will make short work
of your foot soldiers,

wherever they are.

My foot soldiers!
What's happened to them?

I tried to tell you, boss.
They're gone.

Just like your chances,
shredder.

We flushed your foot
soldiers down the sewer.

You're in over your head in
these sewers, shred-man.

Yeah, dude. A turtle's
sewer is his castle.

We're surrounded.
Trapped like rats.

Now, just a moment.
I resent that remark.

Surrender, shredder.

Say cheese,
shellback.

Give me back my pizza.

I've been pizza-faced.

Ooh, crunchy.

Wait for us, boss!

Shredder
never surrenders!

But sometimes
you give up.

Mama!

Don't just you hate it when
people drop in unannounced?

Ahh.

Ohh!
Ohh!

Let's go!

Get them.

Whoa!
Ohh!

I knew we shouldn't
have tried to hang 30.

They went out through
the manhole!

The turtles!
Let's get out of here!

We've got to stop them!

What's that you say?

Heavy on
the tomato sauce?

Whoa! Aah! Aah!

Look, boss. A car.

Let's swipe it.

Great! Somebody even
left the key in it.

That somebody
had to be Michelangelo.

Oops.

Hey, that's
our star cruiser!

Yeah, like,
bring back our wheels!

Next time, turtles,

beware the revenge
of shredder!

Hey, look.
Four-wheel drive.

Aah!

Aah!

Stop this thing,
you idiot!

I can't, boss.
No air brakes.

Yeow!

Now we'll never get
the star cruiser back.

After all that work we
put in to fixing it up.

Yeah. And it only had 83
trillion actual Miles on it.

Hey, chill out, dudes.

At least it wasn't
a total loss.