03x24 - Mutagen Monster

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be ready.

When the trains are
switched onto the siding,

we will hijack
the special chemicals

on board each one.

Mixing them together

will create
our famous mutagen.

[TRAIN WHISTLES]

Why haven't
rock steady and bebop

thrown the switch?

What are they
waiting for?

Bah! You should
never send a mutant

to do a man's job.

[SNORT] It's my turn
to pull the switch.

Hey, you got
to pull the last one!

Did not.

Did too.

Did not!

Did too!

My turn!
My turn!

Me! Me!
Uh-uh.

Me! Me!

What are those


Let go of that switch.

No, you let go.

Ooh!

[TRAIN WHISTLES BLARING]

No! Stop!

Those mutant morons
have ruined everything!

Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!

You miserable maggots,

wait until krang
hears what you've done.

Ow! Hey!
Ooh! Ooh!

MAN ON TV:
Howdy, partners.

It's time for
6-g*n sagebrush theater,

with today's movie,

shootout
at the cactus corral.

Come on, dudes.
Give me a break.

Let's watch something
educational for once.

There's a mondo
surfing flick on,

waikiki wave walkers.

It's totally tubuloso.

Here, let me show you.

Touch that dial,
and you're history.

No, trust me,
compadres,

you'll really
dig it.

[GLASS BREAKING]
Whoa-oh-oh!

That sounds
like a food fight.

Deep dish pizza,
to be exact.

I'm calling you out,
dude!

Go ahead.
Make your move.

Raphael,
Michelangelo...

What is the meaning
of such disharmony?

We're all to blame,
master splinter.

We were trying
to decide what to watch.

MAN ON TV:
Sorry, buckaroos.

But we have to
interrupt our program

for this special
news bulletin.

This is April O'Neill
reporting live

from the downtown
railroad yard.


have just collided

on the siding
near the stockyard,

and potentially
dangerous chemicals

are leaking from
the wrecked tank cars.

They're a lot
more dangerous

than April
realizes.

Those are
the chemicals

that are mixed
to create mutagen.

[KRANG, GURGLING]
I don't wish to hear

any more of your
miserable excuses.

Just one more,
boss.

It's a real
doozy.

[SNORT]

Enough!

Your bumbling
has cost me

the chemicals I need
to make more mutagen.

Without it,
I cannot create

my army of mutants.

Why do you need
more mutants, krang?

Yeah, you've
already got us.

I rest my case.

Shredder, I must
have that mutagen.

You can't have
too much of a bad thing.

We'll go back
to the surface.

And this time,
we shall not fail.

Well? Don't
just stand there.

Come on!

Ouch, boss!

A rhino's ears
are real sensitive.

Why do you think
I'm pulling on them?

Vernon, what
are you doing here?

I felt a story
as big as this

might need a more
professional touch.

More professional?

That's why I've decided
to get the glory--

uh, I mean,
the story myself.

Vernon, you rat!

I hope you--you--you...

Ooh, you have
technical difficulties!

April,

you've got to get everybody
out of the area.

Those chemicals in the
wrecked tank cars

are mixing together
to make mutagen.

Mutagen?
Are you sure?

It's definitely not
guacamole dip.

Vernon's in that
area right now!

He could mutate into
some grotesque creature.

In Vernon's case,

that could be
an improvement.

Fellas, we can't let
Vernon's personality

keep us from helping him.

Yeah. He's still
a human being.

Sort of.

Besides,
he might mutate

into something
even more obnoxious.

Let's get him!

Come on!
Let's go!

Oh!

This is the messiest
train wreck I've ever seen.

On second thought,
I'll let April cover it.

Hmm. The glamorous life
of a TV reporter.

What a lot of bull.

[GROWLING]

[ROAR]

Oh!

[GROWLING]

[HOWLS]

Whoa! That is one
humongous hamburger.

We've got to save Vernon

before he's squished
flatter than a pizza!

This oughta make
him see red.

Ha, toro!

Yoo-hoo. Toro!

Toro! Toro!

[HOWLS]

Now, that's taking
the bull by the horns.

[HOWLING]

Ok, Leonardo.
Now what do we do?

I'm open to
suggestions!

I hate to say
a discouraging word, dudes,

but ultimo bummer!

RAPHAEL: Uh-oh.

We're trapped in
a boxcar canyon.

LEONARDO: Look at the
size of that thing!

With all those horns,

he looks like
shredder on the hoof.

Back off, beef-a-rama,
or you're shish kebab.

Earthquake!
Mommy!

Whoa!

DONATELLO:
It's shredder!

He sure knows how
to make an entrance.

ALL: Whoa!

Oh.

Oh, what happened?

[ROAR]
Aah!

Aah!

Now I remember!

I've changed my mind.

You cover the story.

Thanks a bundle.

I'll show him
how a real reporter

handles a story.

What?!

The chemicals
must have combined

to form mutagen and
created this mutant monster.

With such a creature
at my command,

I can destroy
the turtles and krang.

The old double-cross, huh, boss?

Never mind.

Just bring
the beast to me.

Just my luck.

I-I left my cattle prod
in my other suit.

Cowards!

Must I do
everything myself?

Sounds good to me.

Bah! You incompetent wimps!

[ROAR]

You will obey
my commands.

Man over beast--

that is the natural
order of things.

Uh-oh.
It's shredder!

Now attack the turtles!

I command you!

[ROAR]

I am your master.

You will bow to
my superior will.

[ROAR]

Unless, of course,
you're not in the mood.

[ROAR]

Out of my way,
you klutzes!

Aah!

APRIL: What a scoop!

The great shredder
stampeded.

[ROAR]

Oh, um...
Nice horns.

Aah!

Come on guys,

it's time for
some turtle tactics.

Mama!

LEONARDO:
Ok, fellas...

Now!

RAPHAEL: Banzai!

MICHELANGELO: Whoa!
Chill out, dude.

DONATELLO: How do you
steer a steer?

Don't look at me.

I'm just along
for the ride.

This ought to make
a monster-sized spur.

Really smart move,
Leonardo.

[ALL YELLING]

I hope we've all learned
something from this.

Yeah, never ride a monster
without a seat belt.

Maybe it won't
find me here.

You?!

Shh! Don't make
so much noise.

We've got to
think up a way

to fight this thing!

Then we better start
thinking big, dudes.

This is one
mondo monster.

Hold everything!

I've got the answer.

Follow me.

He could at least
say please.

Someone make a lasso
of that cable.

It's time for
a few rope tricks.

Yippee-ki-yo-ti-yay.

Take it away, partner!

[ROARS]

I've roped him,
buckaroos!

Now you can hog tie
and brand him.

Yeah, you dudes have been
watching too many westerns.

[HOWLS]

Wha--

whoa, big fella!

I think he needs
a little help.

A little help?

He needs the entire


Oh!
Aah!

Uhh!

Let me go, boss!

The turtles are escaping
with my monster!

I can live with that.

You want to bet?

Well, don't
just stand there!

Start pumping!

When you say, "pump,"
we say, "how high?"

What fantastic footage!

SHREDDER: Faster,
you bug brains!

Mind if I cut in?

LEONARDO: Donatello,
are you all right?

Donatello?

Who's Donatello?

Yeah. He's fine.

That will put a stop to
those meddling turtles.

Aah!
Whoa!

Get off me,
you overweight oafs.

It's the end of
the line, shredder.

[ROAR]

I don't believe it.

It split in half.

Oh, swell.
Steers in stereo.

Oh, wow!

We're gonna need
a split screen to show this.

This is more than
I bargained for.

Hey, don't knock it,
shred head!

Now we can each
have a monster!

I think shredder's
got the right idea.

I'm with you,
dude.

Let's hoof it!

Uh-oh.

[ROAR]
Aah!

The 2 of 'em
have April surrounded.

[ROAR]

Whoa!

It's re-formed back
into one monster again.

Only now it's
a monster and a half.

Are you all right,
April?

No, I'm not
all right.

The story of the century,

and I don't have
any footage on it.

Don't feel bad, April.

It looks like you may
get another chance.

It's headed
for our city.

April,
where have you been?

And what
happened to you?

Let's just say
I was given a bum steer.

Has Vernon
come back yet?

Yes, but--

he won't come
out of his office.

And he sure
seems nervous.

Try bringing him a nice
glass of warm milk.

That always
calms me down.

Look, Vernon,

I've brought
you something.

A nice glass
of warm...

VERNON: Milk!? Oh!

[CRASHING]

A simple "no thanks"
would have been enough.

And you say
the creature

became


That's right, sensei,

and then it joined
together again.

I guess it just couldn't
stand being apart.

Hmm. That is
most strange.

It could only mean
one thing--

that the monster's
mutant form

is still unstable.

Oh, I hope there's
not a joke coming up

about a bunch
of cows and a stable.

If that's the case,

a massive dose
of directed energy

might break down

the monster's
molecular structure

before it's
permanently set.

How do you intend arranging
that, Donatello?

The university
has an atom smasher.

Maybe I can alter it

to break down
mutant molecules.

So, like, how do we
round up cudzilla

and get it
to the atom smasher?

To defeat your enemy,

you must first learn
to think like your enemy.

Whoa, hold on, here.

You mean I gotta
think like a cow?

You can do it...
If you study nights.

I will help Donatello
prepare the atom smasher.

The rest of you must
find the creature,

quickly.

Krang, I could not
control the mutagen monster.

I must have your help.

It's nice
to be wanted.

Yeah. I know
just what you mean.

Now pay attention.

This receptor ring will make
the beast follow orders

sent from this
remote control device.

Hey, I remember
these things.

No, you buffoon.

You're to place it
in the creature's nose,

then command it to
destroy the turtles.

It will be done.

By the way, in case
you have any ideas

about turning the
creature against me,

remember that I, too,
have a remote control

more powerful
than yours.

Mine works the TV,

the vcr,
and the stereo.

APRIL:
That's strange.

I've never seen this
street so empty before.

The mayor has
asked all citizens

to stay indoors

due to a giant beast

rampaging
through the city.

Welll, that explains
the empty streets.

The good news?

At least it's not

trying to climb
any tall buildings.

That creature's got to be
somewhere in this neighborhood.

[ROAR]

Huh? What's that?

Something tells me
I'm on the right track.

DONATELLO: If my
calculations are correct,

the atomic energy lab
should be right about here.

Bingo.

A most unusual way
to get into college.

Let's just say

I worked my way up
from the bottom.

We must hurry.

There's much
work to be done.

RAPHEAL: We still haven't
seen hide nor hair

of that mutagen monster.

Yeah, or as I prefer
to think of it,

the "moo-tagen" monster.

Now remember what
master splinter said.

We've got to think
like the enemy.

Ok, if you
were a giant bull,

where would you be?

[SCREAMING]

MICHELANGELO: A giant
China shop, where else?

LEONARDO: Ok, fellas, it's
time for the last roundup.

I sure
can resonate

to that lingo,
pard-ner.

[ROAR]

Whoa-h*-h*!

I hate it when he
shows off like that.

Whoa. What's
going down, dude?

I am.

Whoa!

[ROAR]

Gee, boss.

This place has
sure been wrecked.

Yeah. Udder-ly.

But the mutagen monster
has eluded us!

Quickly, back
into the module.

Perhaps we can head it
off at the overpass.

He's getting away.

We'll deal
with him later.

Right now we've got
a crazed cow to catch.

There...

Now it's
a perfectly matched set.

What's going on?

[SOUTHERN ACCENT] We gotta drive
some cattle toward the university.

April, we'll take
the point,

and you
can ride caboose.

Thanks a whole bunch.

Cowabunga!

With the accent
on "cow."

Yippee and ya-hoo.

MICHELANGELO:
Whoa! This gig

is totally
nutsoid, dudes.

Yeah, that's the most unbelievable
thing I've ever herded.

Where's the beef?

Oh, there it is.

They really oughta
trim these hedges.

RAPHAEL:
We just did.

Donatello, it's us.

Open the door.

No one can resist
the shredder,

and no cow
can resist salt.

Ooh! Gotcha!

[ROAR]

You turtles are
too little and too late.

I control
the mutagen monster now.

Hey, guys,

I'm here to help.

Don't worry, boss.

I got it.

Now how do you
work this thing?

No. No, you idiot.
Not that way.

[ROAR]

It's headed this way,
master. Run.

I have to switch on
the atom smasher.

It is impossible.

You'll never get past
that enraged beast.

No problemo, dude.

I've got it covered.

Whoa!

[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]

[ROAR]

Ooh,
this is pretty.

Don't just
stand there gawking.

Let's get out of here.

Aw, gee.

Can't we just stay
for the fireworks?

I'll give you
some fireworks.

Shredder
is getting away!

Forget shredder.

Michelangelo is
trapped in there.

I'll get him.

Michelangelo,
where are you?

Are you all right?

Well, at least
it worked.

But where
is Michelangelo?

Yee-haw!

Get along,
little doggie dudes.

Michelangelo,
you're all right!

Yep. I sure am,
little lady.

Why, you must be
the new schoolmarm, huh?

And that is the end
of the mutagen monster.

And now it's time for us
to mosey on back

to the old
sewer sludge corral.

It's a pity
you fellas can't

adopt one
of these steers

and start
your own ranch.

Right.

A dude ranch.

Yuck!

I've just been
cow-licked.

Don't knock it, April.

The spiked look
is really in.