02x12 - Home Is Where the Hog Is

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hakuna matata ♪

♪ what a wonderful phrase ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ ain't no passing craze ♪

♪ it means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ yeah! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa ♪

- Aah!
- Aah!

Run, Pumbaa, run!

Pumbaa!

All righty, then.

It's a door, but it's not a
door, with the zapping.

Hello.

What have we here?

Hello, and welcome to the door.

If you have a touch-tone
keypad, press 1 now.

Thank you.

If you pressed 1, please, press


Thank you.

Now press the 1 once more.

Thank you.

Now, if you want to chase after
Pumbaa and rescue him, press 3.

Yipes.

Oy, talk about
your fixer-uppers.

Oh, dash it all.

Timon! Help!

Timon, help!

Pumbaa!

Perfect.

Timon, help!

All right, pal, open
the pod bay door.

Oy.

Pumbaa!

Timon, how ya doin'?

Pumbaa, you're all right!

Yep.

Timon, how ya doin'?

Pumbaa, you're all right.

Yep.

Pumbaa, you're all...

Wait a minute.

What's goin' on here?

They're making lots of me's.

What? That's absurd.

I'm the brains of this outfit.

Therefore, obviously, they
ought to make more me's.

No, more me's.

No, more me's.

More me's!

More me's!

More me's!

More me's!

More me's!

More me's!

More me's!

More me's!

- More me's!
- More me's!

- More me's!
- More me's!

Hello. The ship is going
to explode in 10 seconds.

Run, Pumbaas, run!

Timon, are you Timon, Timon?

Are you Pumbaa, Pumbaa?

Look!

An escape pod!

Hey, why would anyone want
a bunch of warthogs, anyways?

Beats me.

Crud.

Worm!

Worm!

Is the bazillion dollars
in cash or check?

That's not funny.

Simmer down!

Quiet! Quiet!

But what about our apples?

Who's gonna catch that worm?

What about the
annual apple festival?

Well, unfortunately, due to this
dastardly, unstoppable worm,

the apple festival
must be cancelled.

Cancelled?

We'll be ruined!

Someone's gotta catch that worm!

But it can't be
done, I tell you.

There's not a man alive
who could catch that worm.

We'll catch that worm.

Catching worms is what we do.

Worms are slippery.

Slimy.

Sneaky.

You can keep your
bazillion-dollar reward.

We just want to eat the worm.

They're slimy... Yet satisfying.

Well?

♪ Mama's little meerkat
loves apple wormies ♪

♪ mama's little meerkat
loves apple worm pie ♪

Uh, Timon?

I don't think I like this plan.

What are you grousing about?

This will lead the
worm right to us

with the least amount
of effort on our part.

This is a perfect plan.

What if it eats me?

What, you think it ate so many apples,
it turned into monstro, the k*ller worm?

Puh-lease.

Pumbaa!

Thank goodness it's gone.

I don't like being a fleshy,
round, edible red fruit.

I think we need a better plan.

Ok, commence worm finding.

Cool.

That's... that's Ben
gardner's boat...

And it looks like it's
been all chewed up.

Hmm...

Looks like it must be
somewhere down in that valley.

Timon, my brain doesn't
think that's a valley.

My brain thinks
that's the worm's hole.

Yeah? Boy!

Put out the good China
and dim the lights, pal.

Tonight we feast!

Here, hold this. I'm goin' in.

But... but, but...

If the worm shows up,
don't hog him all to yourself.

Tug on the rope twice.

But... b-but... two
tugs, I'll be back.

But...

I hate waiting behind.

Hmm. No sign of anything yet.

Whoa!

And bingo was his name-o.

Oy.

Yike! The worm!

The worm!

Timon! Timon! Timon!

Oop, gee.

Back! Ooh! Oh-oh!

Come on.

Ooh!

Timon!

Ahh! This is much easier
without that pesky rope.

Hello?

Quiet!

Pumbaa, what are
you doing down here?

I told you to wait.

It's the worm, Timon.

It showed up on the thingy.

Look!

Well, beat me with
a mallet. You're right.

Hey, this looks like
the worm oughta be,

right behind us!

It sees us!

Man, this always happens.

What always happens?

You hunt a worm and then
it turns around and eats you.

What are you talking about?

When has this ever happened?

I'm talkin' in general.

In general?

In general, we've never
been eaten by a giant worm!

We're going to die!

Pumbaa, Pumbaa, au contraire.

We're going to dine.

Ohhhhh!

What is that?

Hakuna matata.

We saved the apple festival.

Why... you... get 'em!