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03x05 - Super Shark

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

03x05 - Super Shark

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no good

half man fighting evil that's the best

screenshots

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costume is totally dorsal adamus

way do you see all the perks that come

with it

five days on this idiotic Shark watch

I'm a dino Avenger who cares about

chocolate

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hey these wrist guards look just like

the ones in here yeah well guess where I

got the idea you know the guy who

created this is gonna be at the comic

book convention I can't wait to meet him

comic book convention what's that

so what's this stuff made of mecco shark

alloy toughest stuff on Earth just flex

your wrists and keep your eyes on

whatever you're aiming at

dalmatious

oh

just some bands

so what else we got well there's the

belt and the shield

whoa check it out the short Crusader

you won't be laughing once you check

this out oh but we are

and this Fall's coolest fashion trend

the Caped boy look available in puce mob

or chartreuse

we're not talking just any caped boy

here we're talking super slammoo

super slammoo

ah get out of town

okay I will hey slam man come on wait up

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so this is a comic book

hmm I'd better check out this comic book

convention

guess I'll need a costume

I hate it when they treat me like a kid

I'm as tough as they are and bigger too

it's close

hey what's this

these soft skins wear such strange

clothing must be for extremely hot days

I thought I'd lost them so that's it

Dino surveillance

shotgun

where'd he go

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please

very nice

why are you telling me bird brain

me nah I was just in the neighborhood

hey this is a free country

isn't it keep your distance scale face

sure fine no problem

doesn't mean I will keep following you

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let's see conventions wow there are lots

of them here we go Daughters of the

French Revolution

friends of homeless seals Munitions and

armaments here it is mezzanine level

foreign

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can you believe Jake langstrom's

actually here it's fantabulous I can't

wait to get his autograph you know

slammu would never be caught dead in

that cave hey but this isn't just lamu

this is super slammo super slamo

whatever

thank you

why are they all standing like that is

that fun

let's all have to try it

I don't get it hey Hoover boy no cuts

yeah you Honolulu get in line but I am

in line fine be that way

ah

wow

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oh no bullseye

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weapons excellent

foreign

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fossil face me I didn't do anything

these people just attacked me okay last

warning stop following me I don't want

to have to keep saving your scaly

carcass

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just my luck

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ah

Street shark smoke him

huh

look there are dozens of them come on

repulsoraptors what are they doing here

I don't know but I'm gonna find out hey

whoa this is Street shark Biz you stay

out of this

hey wait bullseye

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this place is huge

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Advanced for such a primitive planet

foreign

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right why are you standing there show us

how these work sure why not

very impressive wonderful

foreign

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hey glad you called slamu listen about

your costume Jabs and streaks got

anchovy paste for brains you know no

time ribs the Raptor g*ng is here at the

comic book convention no no there's an

arm show here at the convention center

too

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gotta go get here shucks

thank you

is this fun or alive

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not bad for a dino bird land that's a

slime

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I just saved your carcass again not for

long I wonder how this thing works no

time like the present to find out

I don't like the sound of that thing

you're not going anywhere either of you

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molecular disruptor

sounds promising molecular disruptor I

have a bad feeling about this we gotta

get out of here yeah but how

yeah

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what about all those weapons don't know

Vince and I never got the Tesla what do

we gotta lose

huh

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maybe this wasn't such a good idea

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awesome Dynamite

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not over yet people know

move it bullseye

down here Dino flat

hope you know what you're doing big

heart left when I tell you

no

shot Nation

shark day

very smooth move we're a guppy

they're packing up

we gotta stop them a convention like

this has to have mega security

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this should slow them down

now how do we get out that way in a tank

not anymore

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just a guess but I'd say that's the

place

today

move it Street shots

try to hold it steady I'll try and hit

the tail rotor loaded with all those

weapons if I hit anything else that chop

will take out the entire Convention

Center

foreign

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there are too many of them Rick

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having fun yet worse

then again I've been better

I can't see a thing

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I can't see a thing activating Autoland

going down hold on your door soul

sister fence you guys okay we'll live

sure about that

we never got to see the molecular

disruptors

that's right we didn't

get ready sweet shots molecular meltdown

is imminence

oh man I gotta help

hey

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I'm gonna stop I feel like I'm coming

apart

of course

what happens next

[Applause]

better forget it let's go

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your Raptor tractor is finished

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you guys okay more than okay I got a

boom to pick with these fossil freaks

yeah let me add them ditto

take care of them spinner make it quick

I went out of here sure thing just gotta

say goodbye to the Street Sharks no

swimming no

hey man that metal shark stuff works

great train cool now let's send these

fossil faces back to Paleolithic times

after them

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Dynamite it's awesome

we make a pretty good team don't we

Anytime Anyplace yeah but you might want

to lose the skirt

stopping the Raptors from stealing all

those weapons was really slammo and

bullseye's doing yeah well I never could

have done it without bands super armor

dude super slammoo you saved our dorsals

yeah you sure did uh yo Benz Reno could

I have a shield like Slammers too can do

hey slammu yo up here

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go where are you taking me the comic

con's over but that doesn't mean you

can't meet your favorite writer you're

audacious it's Jake langstrom whoa

you're the Street Sharks I'm a big fan

can I have your autograph

girl do you want better how about we

treat you to a humongous Burger yeah

delicious Hey Jake let me give you a

ride uh no thanks I don't mind walking

really

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