03x01 - Ancient Sharkonauts

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no good

half man fighting evil that's the last

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planet Earth Dead Ahead prepare to

commence refueling process

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in progress all systems functioning

normally

authorized capsule launch prisoner 1 4

6 is a scale

zner is activated in emergency

deployment capsule deploy fugitive

Pursuit teams

caution fugitive is considered extremely

dangerous

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shuttle has arrived at Earth base pursue

teams commence search

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ERS Vital Signs monitor is Cease

transmission we concluded that prisoner

one four two niner six perished in

volcanic eruption fugitive Pursuit teams

return to base

search canceled

shuttle is departed Supply base

Mothership preparing for departure

next stop beta Centauri

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they've been called The Landing fields

of the ancient astronauts who made them

and considering the Primitive technology

available thousands of years ago how and

most intriguingly why

was this formation at the Nazca Plains

once an Intergalactic Airport

soon we may finally find out ancient

astronauts ha hey why not archaeologists

from fission State University are

claiming to have discovered evidence of

extraterrestrial contact what may

actually be an ancient alien spaceship

these scientists are about to uncover

the secrets of the ancient astronauts

give me a break man to man wouldn't you

sneak in I have a bad feeling about this

there's something inside there

something to do with my past well then

we better go check it out definitely

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I must use this instant

oh man that was too easy good work Louie

now let's get this capsule open luckily

the ship's defense systems prevented

those clumsy archaeologists from ruining

anything if I'm not mistaken this

technology is identical to the alien pod

found near the space station which would

mean it would have similar defense

mechanisms and entry codes

don't go in Doc Silence You quivering

crustacean there's nothing to fear here

except me of course

Mo Fish Sticks what do I do now huh

uh hi there

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look at this this technology it's

astounding so far ahead of us yet

ancient beyond belief such beautiful

design it must be some kind of weapon

thank you

incredible this must be some sort of

Galactic cosmic ray blaster

thanks Doc just what I needed an antenna

trim you've got company Dr P and he

don't look too friendly hey where'd he

go doc quick we got ourselves a shark

infestation and I have just the Cure

hold on to your dorsals Bros mold's

sh**ting back

guys where's Jeff I don't know he didn't

make it and neither will you Creighton

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jail hey thanks for the lift not a

problem little bro but he is entirely a

matter of opinion you Street shots have

been my problem long enough you

in fact blast you with exactly what I'm

going to do let's see what a generous

dose of chocolate rays will do to you

uh let's not do anything Hasty here man

to man after all I can help you I know

what you want and what would that be the

secret to your past what do you know

about my past the answers lie within

this ship I can help you discover your

true nature find your Origins but we

must have no interference make the

street shocks go away this has nothing

to do with anyone but you and me don't

trust Amanda man leave me I don't want

to hurt you but I have to learn where I

came from

there's another inside this ship I can

feel his life voice he calls to me he

may be my kin I must hear him chill thin

guys look at him that GCR blast must

have scrambled his DNA he's more alien

than the man-to-man we know you can't

let them go they'll only cause trouble

later no they were my friends just as

you were my enemy come we have work to

do

watch your back Doctor P there's a

monster loose and he's gonna

what

totally unspecially

he's got the dog

I couldn't hang out with you guys for a

while

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all right I get the big I've got a

bad feeling man to man's in way over his

fin stand back I'm warning you dude

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stop this thing I don't think he likes

you funny neither do I

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think

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et's got laryngitis let's get dorsal

yeah

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wait did man to man do this to you go

away Street shots if you value your

miserable lives get as far away as

possible

wait here I'm going in alone no way bro

you go in we all go in shark rules not

this time jab sit tight I'll be back

called Arecibo largest radio telescope

in the world you can contact your

brothers from there no matter where they

are in the solar system they'll get the

message what does he think he's doing

man to man if you think I'm Gonna Stand

by while you what are you I should ask

the same of you what manner of species

are you and how dare you interfere with

me hey bud I don't have any problem with

my identity it's yours I'm wondering get

out

huh

what what have you done to me let me out

of here maybe I will maybe I won't

mental man help me

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do what you want to me but dinosaurs

like you went extinct millions of years

ago you should be fossil fuel pal

azza lizard breath

out of my way no he saved my life I will

not let you destroy him news flash man

to man neither will I

said are you on here bud I asked you to

stay out of it now I'm ordering you but

man to man I need to know where I came

from my other side and no one not even

you ripster will stop me get out now now

you can't do this man the man he's using

you yeah

fight yourself in aquarium to play it

sure thing scale face let's go plan a

shark tank just you and me

thank you

whoa sharksters what's the hurry if we

don't haul Finn and catch up with them

we're gonna be seeing a whole lot more

of his kind around here

yo rip second shot copter is about ready

for a test run good cause the first shot

copter is history better bring the chaos

armor we've got a hostile takeover Benz

of the dinosaur kind dinosaurs what

about the spaceship get here and I'll

fill you in on my way dude

this is the most powerful radio

telescope on Earth I think it should fit

your needs with your advanced technology

it should be a simple matter to convert

this receiver into a transmitter you did

well for a lower life form

but I hear you in my head we're the same

species surely

oh no

no we came from the same galaxy yes but

the alien you evolved from was like a

lab rat to us Raptors we sent thousands

of aliens out in space because they were

so Melody and indestructible you hear my

every command because I am your master

and you are my pet dog get my beck and

call but I thought it is not your place

to think but to obey we have much to do

I have waited 3 000 long years for this

moment

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they give up so easy it'll be no

challenge to taking over this planet

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hope we're here and time to stop him

from telephoning his buddies hold on to

your dorsals guys we're taking evasive

maneuvers spaceship at two o'clock this

UFO is taking a short dive

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wow your m*ssile didn't even make a

dance yeah and the things just circling

up there

autopilot then they're already inside

listen I'll do something about re-aiming

the telescopes you guys handle lizard

limbs

Jabs streaks you scope on downstairs

we'll check up here

ice will emit a signal which will be

Amplified by the dish sending it at

hyper light speed across the Galaxy

every Raptor in the Galaxy will hear my

call hold it back brain nobody's phoning

home on my nickel get rid of them now

you're gonna use that on us the

man-to-man I know could never do such a

thing you don't know me no one does not

even me get out of here before I

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I know who you are Amanda man me too

you're not a guy who deserts his friends

for some bad attitude dinosaur who's

only using you to get what he wants stop

it stop it now get out before I have to

use this thing

up

done now just to transmit

why are they still here get rid of them

vaporize them now no there has to be

another way you're pathetic get out of

my way I'll take care of them watch out

run for it

scary it's pathetic hey what's that

human doing out there he's going to jam

the transmission don't just stand there

get out there and stop him if you're

capable

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oh my goodness

that's the best you got

so

give me that you're fired and so are

they

well you're one bad Raptor but you'll

have to do better than that to beat a

street shark yeah that's right bad rap

bad rap I like it

you'll see just how bad bad can be

what's that my transmitter broadcasting

around the Galaxy

you humanoids had your chance now it's

the age of the Raptors we're bringing in

a brand new era new transmitter is

history

that nuisance soft skin but he should be

easily dispensed with you yeah and so

should you

yeah

if I can just keep this signal jammer

going that Dino creep will never get

through so long soft skin

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the Jammer

streaks you okay dude fans no you gotta

save them failed again losers I this has

gone up to every Raptor Across the

Universe

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thanks man you saved my life you you

same for me

oh it's good to have you back bud you're

not shimmering anymore yeah good to have

the real man to man back good to be back

but look what I've done I helped that

low-life rafter alert his buddies who

knows how many of them are on their way

this very moment we'll worry about that

when it happens yeah you want yourself

dude what happened anyway those GCR Rays

must have accentuated the alien in me I

wasn't thinking straight I wanted to

belong somewhere so badly then I

realized I already did

thanks to you guys glad to have you back

glad to be back

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