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strange
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[Applause]
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with all of them
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everything right street shots
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we've been here since dawn and no sign
of those deviants are you sure that
detection thing of yours is working
sure am i designed this chroma scanner
to identify the smallest of dna molecule
and we're working with five samples of
kilamari scales
i'm tired of playing sand shark let's
bag some burgers and come back later i'm
jab
come on guys president horn has solid
intelligence that dr crepazoid is gonna
hit this place
ah
repulse heal and squeal a mark
forget the burgers
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you're taking a powder face
um
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i hope the vultures like fried shawn
adventure
that's your best shot i'm disappointed
sink your teeth into this chum face
we're headed for those oil sands
we gotta stop them guys
quick get us out of here
they've got some kind of protective
coating you've got to slam them off
course
now this is serious fun
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wow
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what do they do in super secret places
like this whatever it is paranoid sure
wants a piece of it shouldn't we go
after them they're way out of range well
there's always the consolation prize
and i'll have mine with extra chili and
banana chips
you got it dorsal adamus benz this is
definitely your best invention yet
that's for sure
no competition
the pneumatic direct connect humongo
burger delivery
and at the shaffer research facility
outside fission city unidentified
t*rrorists in halloween masks made an
unsuccessful attack on the government
research center
that's an understatement seriously guys
we've got to figure out paranoid's next
move oh forget prawn head check this out
while here in town the familiar sound of
calliope music announced the return of
stromboli brothers circus
whoa guys this is fantabuloso
i spent a summer with strombolis working
as a roustabout they're beyond jodacious
uh
maybe you can get us free tickets
i can do way better than that
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our own personal rehearsal dray cool
fence
and now
we bring you that magnificent master of
ed instruments el sorto
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[Applause]
and now
the most daring and dangerous duel of
all time
in the tank before you is a pacific
marlin weighing more than half the ton
in his native watery environment this
fish is the most powerful and deadly
swordfighter alive
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survive such a challenge
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relax folks el sordo and spike are
actually the best of friends
[Applause]
i want that fish that creature is
incredibly intelligent even before i
genetically enhance him i can hardly
wait
you should be jealous you incompetent
claude i asked you to perform a simple
task break into a government lab that
place is impossible to get into perhaps
for you
but for spike the marlin it would be a
piece of plankton but i do have a new
assignment for you hopefully it won't
strain your abilities
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if you'd stuck with us by now i'd have
gotten you promoted to cleaning the
lions gages i wouldn't have minded
looking after spike here man he really
looks like he wants to talk to us yeah
someday i don't know how i'm gonna find
a way to really communicate with him uh
hey uh who's hungry besides me sounds
good to me see you later spike
i really hate to leave him you know but
what can you do when your best bud
weighs a thousand pounds and breathes
water
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all right let's get this overview
this thing has doors like a bank vault
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calm down spike when i'm done with my
improvements you shall be a far more
remarkable creature than you already are
excellent excellent not only is spike a
genius among fish he has plenty of
fighting spirit did he let you take a
dna sample
let me
that thing nearly sawed my arm off i'll
save this for testing later
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i can see i'll definitely have to
enhance spike's obedience factor before
i send him on his way so what's he going
to do sword fighting cards out of the
lab
he won't have
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looks like you'll have to get yourself a
new fish spike's merely adapting to a
double dose of obedience gene washing
see
spike if you're ready for your mission
tap three times on this side of the tank
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see what did i tell you
there's that gold that pipe connects to
the water pipes feeding into the
research lab
spike here
and that is the magnetic induction tap
once spike attaches it to their
underground power cables i will become
the number one super user on the
research lab super computer and all its
secrets will be my
go now cycle and when i order you
release the tap
spike is gonna love these humongo
burgers
oh no
who would have done such a
nation i knew i should have got me some
new glasses everybody looks like fish
the guys who tied you up look like fish
guys look
scales i bet spike did that could be
calamaris but just to be sure i'll check
it on the chromo scanner
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it's kilamari all right you know maybe
i'm out of line here but maybe this guy
just now bet my dorsal this has
something to do with that research lab
let's all fin guys we've got work to do
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paranoid's a genius at hiding his lab
but out here it's all sand
where could he be
according to this they're real close
touch the induction tap now spike
excellence by good work
let's see what our sand trap brought us
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spike
you're all right unfortunately i can't
say the same about you
you okay spike attack no
spike what's going on
spike destroy him
spy
spike
what's he done to you
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el sordo
guys quick i found the chromo scanner
but noel
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so this is where he hit his lap six feet
under how appropriate so where's el
sordo paranoid and where's spike
there he is
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[Applause]
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hey what's that
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you okay dude
don't suppose anyone has a flashlight
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isn't it just like that rattlesnake
hiding in the sand like that hey fans
guys
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el sordo
so
what do you think
what happened
i don't know what that crazy maniac did
but all of a sudden it's like spike and
i are one he's part of me and i'm part
of him so the crummifier ray and
whatever was in that inoculation g*n
must have fused you together it sure did
i know what the doc was up to he made me
spike place an induction tap on the
research lab's power line uh guys
uh i i think we better haul finn like
shark speed fast
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man this sand shark stuff really jumps
i may have lost spike but not before he
completed his mission
so that's the big deal with the aid of
that magnetic tap i am able to download
every file on the government-based
computer
now their computers completely erased
they couldn't play tic-tac-toe on it
that's what this was about
tic-tac-toe
oh no
this is about controlling the base's
experimental satellite the satellite's
supposed to be turning ultraviolet light
into electrical energy
and beam it back to earth
wow
[Applause]
very precise
excellent
once i reprogram the satellite with gene
washing data i can precisely target with
pinpoint accuracy anyone anywhere for
gene washing
yes mr president
we've been searching for them all night
no luck
yet my next target is the white house
president horn you are history
[Laughter]
and after horn i'll hit every head of
state around the globe think of it all
of them under my control uh doctor fifa
company street sharks are they here yeah
in about 30 seconds
quickly keep them busy this is my chance
to gene wash them and finally get them
under my control
we're shutting you down
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[Applause]
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it certainly is
oh
that's
your pace
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again
exactly where i want you
guys watch it he's gonna jean slam you
correction gene wash them they've always
been my best creation
how they'll finally be subservient to me
and only me
think again algae breath you can't
escape
your destiny is with me
no way fishy
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subservient to you
you will obey me
you win
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out of here guys now
whoa
what's going on
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i don't know some kind of molecular gene
slam meltdown let's get out of here
glad we booked when we did
kiddo bro
[Applause]
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el sordo's better than ever
whoa this part's wicked cool
[Music]
[Applause]
no i was thinking maybe el solo's
assistant needs her own assistant
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deep
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02x11 - Satellite Sharks
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.
A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.