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02x10 - Close Encounters of the Shark Kind

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

02x10 - Close Encounters of the Shark Kind

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three shots

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thank you

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three times

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thank you

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there was only one thing I really missed

out there in space

let me guess

a totally fantabulous judiciously

delicious Triple Decker chili and

cheeseburger

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he bounced the petals to the metal

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thank you

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thank you

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hey cool it dude remember what those

geezers the Griggs used to say

everything in moderation moderation

never heard of it

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hello Street Sharks it's Dave your

president hey Dave uh uh Mr President

Street Sharks I need your help a

meteorite just entered the Earth's

atmosphere headed straight for Santa Fe

uh no disrespect sir but why not deploy

a surface-to-air m*ssile too risky all

that Fallen debris we'd be jeopardizing

hundreds of lives we're in a real bind

here guys do you think you can help me

unofficially of course we'll do our best

sir you always do thanks I knew I could

count on you

thank you

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this is an emergency please Evacuate the

plaza repeat please evacuate immediately

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ah

nothing here but sand and rock hold your

dorsals let me figure this out according

to my calculations the trajectory of the

meteor times the rate of propulsion

squared

guys huh

wow gotta be a way to use this thing

yeah go for it

oh

yeah

here comes a big one

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I hope this works

foreign

way to find out

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okay now

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unbelievable

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everybody

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what in the Sam Hill

this here meteorite has some kind of

space-back Hitchhiker take it out I

repeat take it out

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no please

I can explain

what they're doing target practice on

the meteor

that doesn't make sense

Talia ground leaders this is Echo one I

have the boogeyman On Target at three I

repeat take it out boogie man what

Boogeyman

sir shouldn't we report this to General

Maxwell this could be an important and

if that thing gets loose and spreads

some kind of space virus I will not risk

that corporal

dang clever little prairie dog I'm gonna

send his whiskers

huh no way it can't be

what it's man to man down in that crater

he's trapped we gotta help him

okay as close as I can

but God to get out of here

oh

man he's in big trouble

look

wow

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yes that should do

dude straight sharks what are you doing

here excuse the rash but we need to get

the shark out of Dodge we hear you Ben's

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man are we glad to see you Dr Morton

Terence Morton perished with the space

station I I don't know who or what I am

anymore hey I can relate we all have

days like that look we're really glad

you're alive when the space station blew

we thought you bit the big one yeah you

saved our lives and we never got to

thank you and you saved mine thank you

look we're heading home why don't you

come with us I can't don't you see I'm

only half alien and I was able to make

it back here if I made it so can he

Morty hold pal lighten up acid breath

checked out with the space station I

told you Dr Morton no longer exists

alien shimmers just like that I I'm

sorry I have to go oh wait I didn't mean

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Smooth Move insert dorsal Ninja

touchy guy isn't he hey what's going on

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whoa power failure that's the direction

that the man took off in

you don't think well hey who knows guys

half an alien it's not just Santa Fe the

whole southwestern United States is

going down Carver Dam supplies the power

that alien bet on electricity I got a

real bad feeling about this come on guys

let's Boogie

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yuck bats I hate bats

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how can I trust myself out there among

my own

my own I wonder who that would be

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foreign

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don't you worry General he won't get

away this time

I don't know how to explain the power

failure either sir let us deal with the

cause first over and out everyone in

position sir begin firing at will just

don't hit the dam

age prayers Space trash get into that

here

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blow that thing to Jupiter

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foreign

ER we've got a job to do here and we're

not leaving till it's done but Commander

look

we're punching out pull back immediately

what get us in as close as you can

stay lucky

okay shark Masters let's fix that leak

before that space roach comes crawling

back

foreign

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Jam

aica science

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yeah yeah

Street shocks rules

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laughs

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again

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busy I'll keep them working fine

hey you naturally breath

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it's not too much better

come on

heads up

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rock and roll whoa

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yeah yeah man have you got anything new

to say

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all right

so where's jab guys let's find him

jab Jab

that that thing it's got one of you back

there near the Transformers

thanks shark attack

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oh

wrestle fret shark fin soup isn't on the

menu tonight

sex tastes terrible

I got a thing for electricity but I

don't

know

nice catch slam my man no problem bro

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back in action

you saved my fins pal you're you're my

friends I I had to help

that space freak won't be detained for

long we must do something to stop him

permanently I was thinking when you said

everything in moderation yeah well when

the aliens sucking down electricity he's

one big Liker you mean hit him with a

lot bigger jolt than he's expecting yeah

kind of like a gazillion what fitting

Frenzy

I've made a few adjustments there's

about a billion gigawatts ready to blow

if you can just get them near the

Transformer all right

let's do this

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you and I have some unfinished business

we've had it with you scale face your

passports expired come on come on

say good night Gracie

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no look

they'll take care of them from here

well guys I have to be going you're

always welcome at our place thanks but

I've got a lot to figure out and I've

got to do it alone don't worry I'll be

around

all right

oh I don't believe this they're saying

the blackout was caused by a freak

electrical storm I suppose the alien is

a kind of freak electrical storm yo guys

check it out

I wonder what they're gonna do with them

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thank you

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