01x06 - Shark n' Roll

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neighborhood say good sh half man

fighting evil that's the F

streets Street shs

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streets the for right they F they F to

even with all

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of

Spears street

shs street

shs f stand for everything

right

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Dr Paradigm we're short one carton no

matter we've got more than enough to

genetically alter every kid at the

concert loaded

huh oh

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no what was that this Warehouse has

always been prone to rats now keep

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working thanks to the support of

sponsors like your store bins not to

mention your radically cool customers

the come as your favorite comic book

character concert is going to top the

chart since the entertainment event of

the Year red teeth dude that shark

costume is too much I've been digging on

your curly locks myself you know I've

heard of the shrunken heads and lizard

Patrol but what's Melvin krasnik sound

like I don't have a clue but anyone with

the nerve to go for that retro geekified

look has to be good

right you have me I don't want see you

no more you hey turn that junk off

you're scaring the kids hey deal with it

pal I'm the voice of my generation

Melvin

carnik and I'm going to be heard no

matter what it

takes oh

no

oh what else can go

wrong ouch man I hate

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bugs oh

evening what's good about it you got any

rooms yes we have accommodations

available room 2011 first door on the

left I'll take it by the way I'm

starving is there a restaurant here

perhaps if you're lucky the last guest

will have left up

sandwich and one more thing stay away

from the third floor that strange man

who checked in last week doesn't want to

be

disturbed

thank you very

much oh great yuck maybe that weirdo upb

snars can spare me some H2O as long as I

don't D out of

here

hello H some kind of a fish Freak No

Doubt

hey maybe I don't have to starve after

all a little popcorn a little salt at

least I hope it's

Sal a little liquid refreshment

and voila instant dinner maybe I'd

better take the rest to fight off the

midnight

Munchies I'm

exhausted but tomorrow I'm going to be

great a real

super

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star

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whoa I haven't felt this good in years

forget years I've never felt this

good it's about time they fix that

thing wait a minute I know I forgot the

floss but this is

ridiculous help help there's a giant

shark in my room no it can't be it's

impossible I must still be dreaming but

this is too radical even for me to

imagine

although yeah I like it

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sounds great guys we're all set with

your levels pretty fantastic stuff eh

not as fantastic as you thanks for

handling the sound B I got to check in

with another one of our sponsors Dr

paradine why do you want him for a

sponsor hey somebody's got to pay to

rent this Hall just make sure that's all

he's paying for okay let's have the next

ACT please oh why fool around wab bees

girls when you can get a real shark

autograph you're going to be seeing real

stars in a minute pretty boy

oh later I got a sound check to

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run get

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Elvis there's a brand new

king those special effects especially

that thing with the fin are really out

there dude very fresh indeed they are I

must have words with that young man sure

thing thanks for signing up as a major

sponsor we appreciate it it's always a

pleasure for Paradigm Enterprises to

support good wholesome entertainment and

fishing City's youth

now if you will excuse

me yeah all right I've got the levels

you're Melvin krasnik right you're great

man I'm the artist formerly known as

Melvin krasnik but from now on you can

call me

rocks I tell you I saw him shark dive

with my own eyes who is this guy

let's see what my mystery emailer has to

say today the secret element of

paranoids plan is popcorn by the way

checkout time is at noon huh maybe

ripster will know what it

means the popcorn containers and soda

cups are all here okay

kilari set the popper in place

don't tell me what to do being created

first doesn't make you any smarter and I

suppose you could have figured out how

to genetically alter everyone at this

concert using popcorn and soda poop get

your screwy schnaz out of my face bait

for brains hey sucker face maybe we

should get the concert promoter to take

a look at your concession stand no we

got to get him away from here any way we

can back off Gil boy it's none of your

bubbling

B and no one calls me sucker face it's

head banging time what do you say we

take this up on the roof bottom theater

you got

it excuse me rock might we have a word

aren't you that Dr paradim dude I've

Seen On TV I'm a big fan of yours what

can I do you for no no it's what I can

do for you young man or should I say

young shark you got that right I'm young

and I'm strong and people dig my

song nice legs well-developed

chest excellent teeth hair that wasn't

in my formula is that what transformed

this annoying little Poliwag into a

shark you know if you were to put

yourself under my supervision I could

make you the biggest rockar in the

entire world really I can go for that

big time and the only thing that could

possibly stop us would be the jealousy

of those malformed Street Sharks

especially that streaks guy who wants to

hog all the autographs I'd love to fix

his Fin and his three brothers fins need

fixing just as badly after that that

Fame and Fortune should be a snap it's

not going to mess up my hair is it not a

single strand in fact all you need do is

to get the Sharks to trust you so you'll

be able to place this homing device in

their secret headquarters so you can

bust in and fix their fins exactly by

the way where did you get this delicious

looking popcorn I found it in this

creepy old hotel

h

and as for you never touch me with those

clammy suckers again you clammy

sucker

sh not this time oops you're one hhe

about one shark in a dish doc excellent

work slash RX a heroic would be the

perfect way for you to win the trust of

the

Sharks hey guys rumble on the roof what

are you bubbling on about algae breath

it's your brothers they're getting their

gills kicked by a lobster a swordfish

and a squid that sounds like paranoid

slimy cats yeah it's 3 to2 what do you

say we change the odds come

on very cool but you're going to have to

do better than that now problem Fish

Sticks no I hope that's not beating

frenzy huh you're messing with the wrong

sque I beg to Dipper squiddly old chum

huh

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huh put me down you tune of breath shark

you heard the man rip Meister loud and

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clear jamster you don't want to miss out

on this kind of fun

W nice going rocks I had you all wrong

no offense friend but I don't remember

seeing you in the family album just how

did you become a shark is there some

place a little more private we can

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talk

whoa this place is fantastic it's about

time you boys got home I've got another

email I want to wait a minute is that

guy that's no guy that's a street shark

rock is the name jamming to the beat is

my game just to show there's no hard

feelings Ben and I patch this together

but since I'm really a drummer it seems

only right for you to wail with

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it this baby has bite what a tasty ear

treat you've got some jawsome chops

rocks hey streaks you're one bad dude

yourself fin

Che jome as if one fin Checker wasn't

one too many so clue Us in Rox so what's

your 411 yeah when did Dr pirano Jean

slam you I don't think it was him but

then again I really don't know how it

happened rocks wait huh oh of course

where are my

manners no you don't understand I was

waiting for a chance to tell you I got

another email from Our Mysterious

computer online pal and he's saying that

popcorn is the other half of paranoid

secret genan slamming plan we got to

analyze this stuff right away where'd

you get

it nothing worse than a showoff bull

shark hey ripster how's that testing

coming stick a fork in it where we're

done and genetic transformation fans

we've got some real dynamite this time

anyone eating this popcorn and washing

it down with a glass of the city tap

water paranoids already tampered with

it's going to be Jean slammed so fast

his new fin will spin yeah but what good

would a bunch of new sharks do paranoid

if they're free thinkers like rocks and

won't obey his commands there's a mind

control chemical in the popcorn but

there's something in this salt stuff

which knocks that out and it's my guess

that who whoever made the salt planed to

graft another compound onto it a

compound that would stop the genan slam

transformation completely well that

doesn't sound like something paranoid

would do but someone like Dad would I

called the hotel where roxs got the

popcorn but the desk clerk said that all

the guests had checked out he's long

gone you mean that guy at the weird

Hotel was your dad don't know rocks you

saw him nah the room was empty when I uh

helped myself to the

popcorn okay John meisters listen up all

you need do is to get the Sharks to

trust you so you'll be able to place

this homing device in their secret

headquarters what's that jawbreaker

sorry it was my last one this container

says the popcorn originally came from

mitosis Foods a division of Paradigm

Industries wait a minute they sell lots

of popcorn at rock concerts where the

cets were setting up a concession stand

and that's exactly why we're going to

keep this Jean slam and treat from Ever

Getting There Harrison Parkway here we

come streaks how much do you love to

drum to the max man why I've got to get

back to the concert could I talk you

into jamming with me love to man but we

got to stop Dr P from Jean slamming the

kids at the concert no sweat streaks we

can take care of the popcorn then me and

my good bud streaks can take care of the

sounds

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pull over screw

no a flat tire this

fights heads up

guy mind if I borrow your wheels hey

I'll take that as a

yes two crew coming at

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you hey looks like I got me a

truck

oh

no see you at the concert music lovers

and in case you were wondering we've

still got enough popcorn to Jean slam

all the rock and roll fans no what do we

do now there's only one thing left to

do we've got to move it the crowds will

be here soon

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soon get your popcorn here popcorn and

sodas get the snack that's guaranteed to

please get your popcorn here popcorn and

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sodas we'd better start moving this

stuff or Dr P will slam us into sea

slugs good evening fishing City now

giving up for the hardest looking

Fishing Show Business I give you

Ro yeah it's the game it's the

hour Shar power it's the year get in

clear all

righty Shar

power it's

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jome attention everyone until the end of

the concert our popcorn and sodas are

free all right who cares what it looks

like sorry folks the Health Department's

closing this counter down stinking

sharks you can't do this ignore them

folks eat up those guys on stage may be

fake but these sharks are the real thing

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right power no stop put me down Dr

Paradigm is that

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you

if this is a dream I don't ever want to

wake up I'm the hottest acting rock and

roll and it really did happen

overnight thank you thank you very

much that was

fantastic right on cool slamon

outrageous so what you going to do now

want to join us n streaks I got to

follow my St

or at least go on a world tour just keep

that goodlooking fin in line and you

ought to do

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fine