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03x02 - Between A Raccoon & A Hard Place

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "ReBoot". Aired: September 10, 1994 – November 30, 2001.*
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Show follows the adventures of a Guardian named Bob and his companions Enzo and Dot Matrix within the computer system world of Mainframe as they work to keep it safe from the viruses known as Megabyte and Hexadecimal, in addition to other threats.

03x02 - Between A Raccoon & A Hard Place

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I come from the net

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infecting systems people and cities to

this place

mega frame my domain

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you

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my format virus to corrupt and conquer

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I tried to reach the game in time I

really did we both did

but megabytes troops blocked us at every

turn they want a lot of Sanjay no

megabyte has done this once before to

Bob himself funk please

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Oh Oh terrible ladies and gentlemen so

many innocent final brutally vilified

where was our guardian when we needed

him why have so many it is gone oh yeah

it's about hey you guys can't do visit a

news breaking story the viewers have a

right to know call it voluntary thank

you see ya oh we could make it voluntary

Tenten if you know what we need

I want med teams into the pit now come

on whoa whoa hold them over sure don't

never basically nullifies that day

against the force of that size we cannot

prevail that forgive me

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official as of now this sector is under

my control you will surrender your PIDs

and swear loyalty to me or pay the

penalty surrender our pids to you

we're tired of living in fear a line

must be drawn here yes delete him

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as you may have noticed resistance is

futile anyone else have a problem with

that

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let's enjoy dot megabytes using one of

his spies to try and turn mainframe

against you

what for propaganda divide and conquer

it's a cheap shot megabyte to a tee so

be it we must fight fire with fire we

must make Enzo on living icon for the

citizens of mainframe the user must not

win another game and so might we seem to

become a game hero a hero who will

inspire hope I'd like to lead them out

of the darkness how they can wait

what you're suggesting is that Enzo

takes on the user alone what you gotta

remember I'm a guardian and I've been in

dozens of game yeah with Bob or me along

let me go with them I'm a game straight

a warrior

no look dot you've got to face facts

mainframe needs you here to take care of

megabyte

oh look after the little darlings you'll

go into the game wait Mouse and I'm Trey

us icons are not formatted to reboot if

they enter a game they will be trapped

I've got that one covered sugar all I

need is a workstation and that

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packed in downloading now cool thank you

mouse does this mean I can reboot like

Enzo

I hope so sweetie just remember it's

untested we got no way of knowing if

they'll work for either of us are you

sure about this Andrea I've never been

more sure of anything

you know megabyte will try to stop us

Hey a Guardians got to do what a

Guardians got to do anyway

God I'll think of something she always

does and you really think this will work

it's such a simple plan how can it fail

well look we don't have time to get

fancy it'll work trust me you know Phong

I've been thinking with the ports to the

net closed in la 2 megabyte can't even

attempt to get to the supercomputer

correct my child

I'm afraid bob has effectively locked us

in the cage with that tiger

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look like sir all troops are positioned

and ready for the next game

The Guardian shall not ask excellent but

remember do not harm the boy just stop

him he's far more useful to be alive for

the moment make sure his humiliation is

total I want the masses to wallow in his

ineffectiveness understood sir we will

not fail you for your sake you are

better not boy a sneaky way excellent

sir as if on cue scanners are picking up

two signals leaving the principal office

report coming in visual confirmation

it's dust and Enzo let's go all squadron

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or fake deletion now put your hands on

what sir

I have a lock on another set of right

I've got another two and another and

another

sir the whole sky is filled with stuff

and is those

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Andrea where where's mom

I stopped you're getting into the game

oh why our icons are untested there's no

need for two of us to bear the risk what

about you I am a game sprite you've

trapped I can survive here it's all I

knew before I met you Enzo but better

get into character guardian we hear that

you got you ain't you hey it imposed it

was right you're just a kid a living

icon I'd like to leave them out of it

darkness the hero thankful all these

ladies not megabyte but then proceeded

more this b*tch

Wow why have you done Jimmy you are all

but destroyed in an expl*si*n we had to

rebuild you with some minor

modifications who made me look like I

liked it huh well thank you dear brother

but I must be covering it the body now I

have my dear sisters power at my command

nothing could stand before me mainframe

will burn and make a frame shall rise

out of its ashes

[Laughter]

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well c'mon God didn't save us uh let's

dance that hey what's that toy you could

be a Sunni it is a key tool only

Guardians have that city who wished Amen

sabab use his once it was dynamite oh

well uh this one's broken but it can

tell us what the game is great leaping

lizards boy can't you see what your eyes

look guardian let's do it we know I'm a

biker babe what for you guardian Oh

white I'm a god in now am I

we got company

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you ask oh you let's give way to one

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very very quiet I'm hunting whack ooh

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one wipe down two to go lucky

oh she stole your zip board that's what

I said

you're telling me that my little brother

is trapped in a game with a game sprite

with a game sprite who loves him what

Andrea would never do anything to hurt

Enzo or any one of us you know that not

then wine will tell we must be ready to

get them safely home when they win the

game megabytes forces are already in

position to attack my child what we need

is a plan

I think I'm all out of plans phone

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he's catchin up

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yeah I'm getting too old for this sort

of thing Oh

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[Laughter]

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I'm out this level just wait a

tad boy I'm gonna take my chances here

come on I will question to you leave

Anantha we've gotta stop you there why

can't we boom I'm a guardian babying him

you bet okay where are we going good we

go that way

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where'd you come from

it's a long story he's that guardian

yeah G bit young it just me for sure no

one is asking you for geo what happened

to him we rescued him rescue don't a lot

like Bob Aria when Bob rescued you you

speed conscious for sure

listen lucky there's a national wife

going down there come on we gotta get

ahead of him okay I may not be Bob and

I'm only a real fight but a friend saw

working together will be deleted again

image kids right oh yeah for sure

what now guardian I've got an idea

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enjoy nation we get out of here

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Oh

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scarecrow yeah good work Guardian queue

lives down one giggle raccoon Turkey

Miami fatherhood to make him talk

if I catch him in my dress

garna mejia raccoon what a bad

independent machine

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I entropy

well we too were entered

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Oh guardian

your icon what if it doesn't work

oh goody

for sure oh good job

you're real good drew oh she's right

behind you boy

your icon if you worked yeah na minha

company forever president is useless

anyone attempting to escape will be

deleted

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what'd I do laughing pointless tape

often megabyte is gonna be very very

angry

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you

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