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01x13 - Identity Crisis, Part 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "ReBoot". Aired: September 10, 1994 – November 30, 2001.*
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Show follows the adventures of a Guardian named Bob and his companions Enzo and Dot Matrix within the computer system world of Mainframe as they work to keep it safe from the viruses known as Megabyte and Hexadecimal, in addition to other threats.

01x13 - Identity Crisis, Part 2

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I come from the net systems peoples and

cities to this place mainframe

my format garden

to mend and defend to defend my newfound

friend their hopes and dreams to defend

them from their enemies

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they say the user lives outside the net

and inputs games for pleasure no one

knows for sure but I intend to find out

twizzle last time on reboot Sweden looks

like your dream has finally come true

dot Falls we're collecting their numbers

now consider yourself free now who would

be fool enough to disturb my sectors

border and car Bob

dot what is happening I suggest we break

miss matrix is spirit once and for all

your struggle for independence is over

no it's gone

everything file removed what you are

experiencing a temporary distortion of

reality the file is Bell incredible

immensely

it was an honor to betray my comrades to

you and please call me Cyrus

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it can't be the funhouse this is bad

very bad

three oh man do you believe this get up

dot hey snap out of it dot

aren't you gonna reboot what for what

for - a boy getting nullified to win the

game fine whatever

reboot are you happy now come on

with God you've just got to forget about

what happened we're in serious trouble

here and I need your help maybe you'd be

better off without my help

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[Laughter]

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he's heading for the first level this

way why don't you just go on without me

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everything is going according to

schedule your hugeness good I'm afraid

we can't say the same for our dear

friend God

[Laughter]

now how we get in

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[Applause]

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come on we're way behind

she has been affected more than I

thought they are in grave danger

I must do something we made the users

already reached the next level there

isn't much time

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we have to choose a door which one one

leads to the final chamber the others

lead done it's all up to you it's all up

to me just like it was before and I blew

it I ruined it for everybody

Phong what are you doing here I want to

show you something

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Oh

Oh

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what happened

this whole sectors been nullified what

up I'm still alive I wonder how long it

was down there

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wipin brisket brisket

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what's going on here

sure she doesn't have Lamarck I got this

was secured sector

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that's my diner

what about my buddy hey

what's going on wheres feasel shrub

better watch your work Chicago don't

boss me around you this is my diner the

best in all of mainframe logic this is

not mainframe this is mega frame mega

frame

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you give me some and though who

wants to know it's your sister dot

Melissa baby I don't know what you're

trying to pull but my sister's gone

ruining a Gamecube God everybody Noah

fine but wait

it is me Enzo you've got to believe me

buzz off Dean I can tell you're nothing

but trouble

what do you mean for starters where's

your bar code would are you convict a

drone no no yeah well then how come

security so interested in you I don't

know look at least tell me where I can

find Bob Bob pop she wants to see Bob

all right Bob lives with old man phone

down on level 31 you better watch your

step though here I got one more piece of

advice for you

you

I can't believe he did that

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greetings people of the first quantum my

power be upon you what this doesn't make

sense

hey you

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I just don't understand funny I'm for

you Oh what do you mean hyperdrives oh I

will show you and that is it no double

bond

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find that you hey horse there who's that

it's me phone it's God oh yes

welcome welcome tell me how is your

president I have a present for her I

know it's here somewhere - look fun do

you know where Bob is oh oh oh oh yes

yes he is here - hiding weren't you bad

Bob bye Bob no one believes me but truly

Bob here used to be a great Guardian ah

he was something back then but those

times are gone cute little fella no no

that's not Bob it can't be Oh sort of I

sinned I lost the game and I destroyed

mainframe I didn't even try

only I can have another chip chance has

nothing to do with a child the future is

not determined by a throw of the dice it

is determined by the conscious decisions

of you and me what what did you say Oh

would you like to see my windshield

collection I have many times

fun what's wrong there is a lieutenant

Cyrus

we found her lieutenant Cyrus

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this is wrong this is all wrong

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don't be afraid doc we're your friends

we're here

[Laughter]

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I'm back in the game go my child you

still have time hey clown face watch out

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[Laughter]

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he's reached the final chamber

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I'll show you

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Oh

[Laughter]

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you look perplexed Oh what did you do to

me was that a dream it was shall we say

a reflection of yourself what did you

see I saw someone who let everybody down

because she gave up she didn't even try

only it was me you learn well my child

whoa nice going dot you beat the

funhouse I knew you wouldn't let me down

fall what are you doing here it's a long

story I what you are experiencing is a

temporary distortion of reality it is

one of the side effects of the process I

put you through this is an R de a

reality distortion engine it's

disrupting waves move backward into the

past and forward into the future like

ripples in a pond

I felt that such action was necessary

given the circumstances I think you were

right all right you guys what's going on

on second thought never mind all that

matters right now is that we get that

PID file back is it too late it seems to

me you still have some time

she's right Bob look the border is still

undergone the biomes haven't been

converted yet but why what's taking him

so long

of course how basic of me I've spent so

much time feeling sorry for myself

I forgot every file entered into my

organizer is encrypted

maybe megabyte hasn't broken the code

yet let's go

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excellent

there is only one number remaining start

bringing in the binders at once yes your

every joke holiday

you there look lively all I'm doing is I

always wanted to do that

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listen I know what you must think of me

but I just want to say how sorry I am

about everything that I never gave the

file to megabyte dot dot it's all right

we know you tried your best I want to

tell you before megabyte converts us

that we still believe in you

and what you try to do for I I mean

you're not angry see done I told you

you're being too hard on yourself

hey what do you say we go crash

megabytes party yeah

[Applause]

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the code is broken begin downloading

I want those pids online now something

is wrong

wrong what do you mean we access

megabyte system then I use my organizer

password and downloaded the file before

they broke the code and pids safe and

sound ah I'm not getting any response

boom rig something is happening around

attention inhabitants of Silicon tore

your struggle for dominance is now over

I would like to take this opportunity to

personally thank my dear friend Cyrus

for helping me out with such a cunning

and insightful plan and as for the rest

of you who cares

pack sack take him to the PID extraction

chamber I need a new suit sign droid

okay Phong everybody's ready I'm

entering the PID codes now

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so dot you like what you see yes

definitely

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