01x09 - Wizards, Warriors and a Word from Our Sponsor

[bunniefuu]

I come from the net systems peoples and

cities to this place mainframe

my format garden to mend and defend

to defend my newfound friend their hopes

and dreams to defend them from their

enemies

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they say the user lives outside the net

and inputs games for pleasure no one

knows for sure but I intend to find out

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going give away my hiding way oh are you

feeling all right quiet get down get

down

what is it Bhairav I know Roman care

he's a mega most hexadecimal horse much

worse Oh No it's coming

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if slices dices touch coffee space and

even formats julienne fries but wait

there's more back now Himmel portrait I

had the log o matic

absolutely free for only 99 99 99 ah

Mike for the hundred and twenty eight

times

Oh can't we just turn him off I can't

his remote control ran away can you

blame it good old nothing it was

your friend's place your family Hanoi

perfect strangers free / only 99 that's

it you're getting dismantled glitch

screwdriver

now boss just calm down

incoming

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in your bag because friends can melt

like getting frisky with everybody's

favorite apply it wipes good evening hey

look two rupees be users horrible I'm

afraid so

one user four characters I think I know

this game

a dungeon deep we have to race the users

team to the bottom level

alright then reboot reboot reboot what I

see I'm not the warrior I'm always the

warrior well if you're not the warrior

then who is dr. Mike a mighty warrior

night vision this is bad very bad

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we're stuck like this a thief

can't use a warrior's weapon and an elf

can use a wizard's what exactly we're

all stuck playing our roles are you

waiting for edit out for your chance to

win sorry Mike but why don't you just

file yourself right here and let us

worry about winning the game okay trust

us it's your only hope

shunned by his friends ignored by his

loved ones abandoned my ability trusted

the move no not never

nein no way each day on the yes part

negatory

you can stay with us on one condition

stay out of our way okay guaranteed to

work behind the scenes so you don't have

to I'll drop out of sight of your money

back

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what's that now there's a happy cat yeah

gives me the Jegs cool you the chalice

listen to me



awesome

what is meat it's some kind of riddle

maybe a clue or a trap

let's find out hmm it's stuck do you

want like you to have no fear I'll save

you

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thanks Mike nice cozy cheerful hey Matt

look it shows us all the levels and our

positions there that must be the users

team up ahead and this must be out here

interesting so where exactly are me Lexi

according to this we're traveling down

the hopeless river of eternal

imprisonment the final resting place of

all those who fail to win the challenge

nice and where are we headed

well it looks like some place called the

vicious pit of total oblivion

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yeah

hold out will are you we - in the pit of

horror tune in next time for another

exciting episode of that darn why did

drapey London talk to you by Mike would

you just climb up

oh my watch

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nice

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that's just more doors and this door

will lead them to the next level

do another one door number two door

number three or Mike why don't we try

that one Mike cut it out that wasn't you

well if it wasn't you then prepare to

take the blade of my butter knife and

you just hate when that happens

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do something

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great it's more true for the price of

one

don't mice go away

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quick-fire kid :

okay lightning reflexes Bob keeps the

hovering horde today these gentlemen

work on long alright let's get going

this way I think it's this one wait

let's stop and think about this first

look the only way to figure it out it's

a trim' one Oh get away from going to

bother me all right folks step right up

step right up don't be late for the next

level

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what do you suppose that means

oh that's what

guys I think we're in trouble

oh boy

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that was easy enough

imagine ready read no matter where they

turned there was simply no way Oh log

off Mike this way glitch cutters public

now sure can't be serious he places he

dices he cuts julienne fries Mike oh no

we didn't get chance here the room for

this level oh sure that solved all our

problems last time if we could figure

out those riddles that would probably

make it a lot easier for us Bob you just

grow up

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stay frosty

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watch and learn

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lovely level like 65 only one more to go

and the users group is already there

sure it just have to breathe fire - why

not

the fire everything so he fits right in

with saddle worm living rock piles

k*ller puddle on Islamic battle Karen

Carmen watch up press ahead

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why did you miss me

this is it guys the last level finally

we made it then then a bit bit bit bit

bit bit bit and is it bit in Boonton

business business

ah

gosh

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thank you oh boy

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like only hope my gold injured partially

erased legalized cold sapele shoemaker

and Edwards revolt plea under booth oh

yeah

we're done for all right Mike I don't

believe it

he's a genius of course the light like

where in the world would you get a crazy

idea like that tonight dr. Goldsmith

versus the shadow monsters part 4 only

of B mmm

the bad monster movie necklace I like

that good job Mike I think we all owe

you a big apology

yeah did you Bo we're the chalice listen

to me one in all all in one that's the

key this guy's really starting to bother

me

at all at now for be plunged into

eternal bottomless blisters

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come on we can figure this out all in

one one and all that's the key all in

one one in all that's the key

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I'll pick some

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we're in trouble aren't we big

nope Charlotte

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belly first couple games with happy

haven't moving up out on the outside

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well now we know who the real wizard is

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Wow she's good the users are here do

something that's easy for you to say

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little air prescription for room right

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don't touch that dial

you're tuned to the commercial channel

all commercials all the time

reparative useless products to rock

easy little mind

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after user

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you

mm we have to do it together

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Oh

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so you see the secret to the whole game

was to act as a team we should have been

looking out for one another the way you

were yeah Mike we feel really bad about

the way we treated you and well we're

sorry

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thank you bus stop stop you you're too

kind

I'd like to allow I thank the Academy

our Mayer Maya agent what most of us

people like you my adoring fans silly

hey cookie he's really valuable in a

dungeon like adventure game he's

everybody's favorite appliance Mike the

TV Mike Mike you know we love you right

and you like to live long enough to see

another season right then give us a

commercial break

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