02x04 - Mission: Stuffed Animal

[bunniefuu]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile reading]

-[Redbird] Okay, camera's on.
-[camera beeps]

Time to try out my new move,

the bo-staff-back-flip.

Here goes...

Whoo-hoo!

Yes! I landed it.

Can't wait to show everyone.

Or maybe there's a cooler way.

I'll make a video of how
I'd use my new move
to do a rescue.

I just need something
to pretend to rescue.

-Here you go, Corn-Corn.
-[Corn-Corn squeaks]

-Back with your buddies.
-[squeaking]

-Oh, wait. What's that?
-[squeaking excitedly]

Aw, I love you too, buddy.

-You're my favorite.
-[squeaks]

-[whispering] Just don't
tell the others.
-[squeaks]

[Redbird] That's it.

-I'll borrow Buff's unicorn
for my stunt video.
-[squeaks]

I'm sure he won't mind.

[Corn-Corn squeaking]

[Redbird] Whoo-hoo! Let's roll.

-[Corn-Corn squeaking]
-[vehicles honking]

-[Corn-Corn squeaking]
-[laughing]

Hey, everyone.
It's your buddy, Redbird here.

[gasps playfully]
Oh, no! What's that?

[neighs]

[imitating Corn-Corn]
Please, someone help me.

I'm just an innocent,
very innocent unicorn.

[neighs]

[in normal voice]
Don't worry, unicorn.

Time for
the bo-staff-back-flip!

-[truck honks]
-[Redbird grunts]

Huh? Oh, no.

Wait!

No, no, no, no!

[tires screeching]

[vehicles honking]

-[Corn-Corn squeaks]
-[car honks]

-[Corn-Corn squeaking]
-[tires screech]

Oh, no.

Not Parkham Scrapyard.

This is where
the Legion of Zoom hangs out.

[Corn-Corn squeaking]

-[Ducky quacks]
-[Redbird gasps]

-I thought I heard something.
-[Corn-Corn squeaks]

[quacks] It's just
a little stuffy.

[gasps] It's so cute.
Give me that.

Ah. Wheels off! I saw it first.

[quacks]

Easy, Redbird.

Don't forget your Bat-o-flage.

Just sneak in,

grab the unicorn,

and sneak out.

And stop talking to yourself.

[mischievous music playing]

Oh, what you got there, Ducky?

-Oh, just an old
stuffed animal.
-[Corn-Corn squeaks]

No big deal.

[Legion of Zoom] Aw.

-[Corn-Corn squeaks]
-It's mine!

-I want it.
-I saw it first.

Legion of Zoom!

[Legion of Zoom gasps]

I did not create the greatest
vehicular villain team ever

-just so you could
play with toys.
-[horn blares]

-[Ducky] Right.
-Won't happen again.

-Our bad.
-Mine!

-Hey!
-[Ducky quacking]

Oh, no. He'll see me.

That was close.

I'm gonna need some help.

Bam, come in.

Redbird, are you okay?

No time to explain.

Can you come
to Parkham Scrapyard
right away?

Be right there.

What's wrong, Red?

And what are you doing here?

Um, well,
this is gonna sound bad,

but I kinda borrowed

Buff's favorite stuffed unicorn
without asking,

and it sort of ended up
with the Legion of Zoom.

[device beeping]

I messed up,

and I need
to get that unicorn back

before Buff finds out
what happened.

What you need to do
is tell Buff.

[sighs] I will, I promise.

But, look.

-Let go.
-[Prank] Make me.

They'll wreck that unicorn
if we don't get it
back right now.

[Jestah and Prank grunting]

[Corn-Corn squeaks]

-Oh, where'd it go?
-Where's my precious?

[Ducky] I wasn't done yet.

[device beeping]

Okay, I'll help you.

The unicorn is
on top of a junk pile

about 15 feet
in that direction.

Roger that. Time to go fishing.

-[metal clangs]
-I got something.

I think I got it.

I think I got it.

Reel it in. Quick.

[Batmobile grunts]

Ugh.

Hang on. Let me try again.

-[metal clangs]
-[objects clattering]

Oh, I really got it this time.

-I think I've got it.
-[wire straining]

I think I've got...

-[metal dragging]
-Crash?

[Crash snoring]

[Redbird] He's in sleep mode.

Quick. Throw him back
before he wakes up.

[metal clanging]

[snoring]

[sighs] We should
try something else.

Activating Bat-magnet.

Um... magnets only attract
metal things, Bam.

And stuffed unicorns
aren't made of metal.

Oh, wow, you're right.

-[objects clattering]
-But you know
what is made of metal?

[metal clanging]

[muffled] Everything else
in the scrapyard.

-All right,
here's the plan, Ace.
-[Ace barks]

We need you to sneak in,
fetch the unicorn
and bring it back to us.

-You got it?
-[Ace barks]

[Ducky quacks]

[triumphant music playing]

[barks]

[Redbird] That's it, boy.

Now bring it back over here.

[Corn-Corn squeaks]

[Ace panting]

[music stops]

-[Batmobile] No, no, no.
Not that way.
-[Ace whines]

[Redbird] Not the ball,
the unicorn.

[Ducky quacks]

-Hey, stuffy's back.
-[Corn-Corn squeaking]

[Ace panting]

-[Batmobile] It's okay, Ace.
-[Ace grunts]

We'll take you back
to the Batcave.

Wait. There must be
something else we can try.

What about Bat-skis,

or Bat-pogo sticks,

or a whole lot of Bat-tape?

I'm sorry, Red.

We tried.

But I think it's time
to just tell Buff
what happened.

[sighs] I guess you're right.

Come on.
I'll go tell him right now.

-[Jestah] It's mine!
-[Ducky quacking]

-[Jestah] Give me that.
-[Ducky quacking]

[Jestah] I want a turn.

Corn-Corn, where'd you go?

Excuse me, Buff.

But I know
where your unicorn is.

Oh, good. [sighs]

Do you have him?

Buff, I'm really sorry,

but I took your unicorn
without asking

just so I could show off
my new backflip

in a stunt video.

What?

It gets worse.

The unicorn ended up
in Parkham Scrapyard,

and now,
the Legion of Zoom has it.

What?

Bam and I have been trying
to rescue it,

but we couldn't do it,

and I am so, so sorry.

[sighs]

It's okay.

Really?

Well, I'm not happy
with what you did,

but at least
you told me the truth.

I promise we'll do everything
we can to get it back.

[Buff] Hm.

Well, why don't
we try my winch?

Buff's winch.

Why didn't we think of that?

Huddle up, you two.
I have a plan,

and it involves...

pizza.

[Jestah whining]

Activating
holographic disguise.

It's delivery time.

[grunts] For the last time,
give me!

Over my broken Ducky body.

[Batmobile clears throat]

[in New York accent]
Did someone order some pizza?

-[Ducky gasps]
-[Legion of Zoom] Pizza?

[Corn-Corn squeaks]

Okay, Buff.

Now it's our turn.

[Buff grunts] Here goes.

[grunting]

[Batmobile in New York accent]
I got extra cheese,

pepperoni, pineapple...

Pineapple on pizza? Revolting.

-Ugh, talk about a prank.
-Hey.

Wait just a minute.

We're cars.

We don't eat pizza.

[in New York accent] Um, yeah.
Must be the wrong address.

Gotta go. Bye.

[quacks, gasps]
It's the Batwheels.

-They're stealing my stuffy.
-[Corn-Corn squeaks]

-[Ducky quacks]
-You mean my stuffy.

No, mine.

[Redbird grunts]

Oh, no!

-Holy hubcaps.
-[Corn-Corn squeaks]

[Jestah] Get him!

[in normal accent]
Red, try your new move.

Time for
the bo-staff-back-flip!

[triumphant music playing]

[Corn-Corn squeaking]

Whoo-hoo!

[Ducky quacks]

[gasps]

[train horn blares]

-[Legion of Zoom screams]
-[clanging]

-My stuffy.
-[quacks] I want that stuffy.

[Jestah sighs]
Batwheels ruin everything.

[Corn-Corn squeaks]

[Prank] Come back,
little stuffy.

Aw, I missed you too,
Corn-Corn.

I'm really sorry, Buff.

From now on, I promise to ask
before I borrow something.

Sounds good.

And hey, if you still wanna use
Corn-Corn in your video,

that's fine with me.

[Corn-Corn squeaks]

Oh, no need. You already did.

And I got it all on camera.

[gasps]

[camera beeps]

-[Corn-Corn squeaks]
-[Ducky quacks]

Bat-tastic!

[toy bear]
♪ I'm a little bear
Oh, so cute ♪

♪ Don't you like
My furry suit? ♪

[vocalizes]

♪ I sing so well ♪

♪ This singing bear
Is really swell ♪

-[gasps]
Forget that old stuffy.
-[Ducky quacks]

I found one that...

♪ Sings ♪

-What?
-No way!

Enough!

For the last time,

-supervillains don't
play with toys.
-[quacks]

I'm gonna miss
those sweet, sultry toons.

Although,

I have to admit,

it is kind of sweet.

-Hm. [chuckling]
-[toy bear squeaking]

♪ My little bear is
Oh, so cute ♪

♪ It even has a furry suit ♪

[vocalizes]

♪ He sings so well ♪

♪ Badcomputer thinks
You're swell ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪