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02x01 - Nightbike

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Batwheels". Aired: September 17, 2022 – present.*
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The Bat-Family's vehicles are brought to life by the Batcomputer to form the "Batwheels", a team led by the Batmobile or "Bam", to fight crime in Gotham City.

02x01 - Nightbike

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♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile] Nightbike.

[the Joker and Harley cackling]

Stealing bananas?

Did you two run out
of banks to rob?

They're perfect for pranking
the pesky people of Gotham!

[cackles]
You tell her, puddin'.

We're gonna make everyone
so silly when we--

Harley! We talked about this.

Don't tell the hero the plan
before we do it!

Oh, right. Guess you'll just
have to wait and see!

Have a banana
while we give you...

the slip.

[gasps]

-Whoa!
-[tires screech]

So long, Bratgirl.

[Harley] Have a nice swim.
[laughing maniacally]

Whoa, whoa! Whoa!

[hook clangs]

[engine revving]

Nightwing!
Am I glad to see you.
[chuckles softly]

Looks like I picked
the right time
to visit Gotham.

I'd hate to see
a motorcycle sink
in the harbor.

[laughs] What about me?

I never worry about you.

You're good
at getting out of trouble.

-Great to see you, Batgirl.
-You, too!

-Bring it in.
-[chuckles]

We better figure out
what Joker and Harley
are up to.

[chuckling] Race you
to the Batcave!

[engines roaring]

[tires screeching]

Hello, Nightwing.

Batman mentioned
you were visiting this week.

Hey, BC! Good to see you again.

Whoa.

The cave looks so different
from when I used to hang here.

Well, you know Batman.

He loves to change things.

Come on. I'll show you
what he's done with the manor.

[whirring]

[gasps] Wow.

Nightwing? Who's Nightwing?

Nightwing and Batman
used to fight crime together.

Now he fights crime
in different cities,

but he loves coming back
to visit Gotham.

He's super cool.

He saved me
from sliding off the docks.

Plus, he rides a motorcycle,
and that's extra, extra cool.

Whoa! Hey! Watch the chrome.
It just got polished.

Oh. Another motorcycle. Sweet!

Wow. You're so shiny.

Nightbike's always shiny.

But you're not
half-bad yourself.

-Um...
-Bibi.

Bibi. Primo name.

Nightbike likes it.

You can call me--

Let me guess. Nightbike?

You got it.

It's nice to meet you.

We're the Batwheels.

Thanks for the save out there.

That chain-thing
is awesome.

Well, that's not even
the best gadget in my belt.

[whirring]

[all gasping]

Activate glider!

-Whoa!
-Awesome.

Those are some nice wings.

And I know a thing or two
about wings.

[tires screech]

Pretty good.
But can you do
a four-wheel flip?

A "what-what-what?"

[motor revving]

Oh! That really flipped me out!

What else you got?

Follow me, and I'll show you.

Ready to be amazed?

'Cause I'm the best
stunt bike you'll ever meet.

Ha! Nightbike's got moves
to the max.

No way you can compete.

-Oh, yeah? Prove it.
-Prove it.

[Nightbike] ♪ I never thought
I'd meet my match ♪

♪ When it comes
To livin' fast ♪

♪ Everyone
In my rear-view mirror ♪

♪ Always came in last ♪

[Bibi] ♪ But to be champion
You gotta put it to the test ♪

♪ Only then will we know
Which one of us is best ♪

[Nightbike] ♪ But you're gonna
Have to move it, move it ♪

[Bibi] ♪ Move it, move it ♪

-[Nightbike] ♪ If you wanna
Prove it, prove it ♪
-[Bibi] ♪ Prove it, prove it ♪

-[Nightbike] ♪ You're gonna
Have to move it, move it ♪
-[Bibi] ♪ Move it, move it ♪

-[Nightbike] ♪ If you wanna
Prove it, prove it ♪
-[Bibi] ♪ Prove it, prove it ♪

-[Nightbike] You're gonna
Have to move it, move it ♪
-[Bibi] ♪ Move it, move it ♪

-[Nightbike] ♪ If you wanna
Prove it, prove it ♪
-[Bibi] ♪ Prove it, prove it ♪

-[Nightbike] ♪ You're gonna
Have to move it, move it ♪
-[Bibi] ♪ Move it, move it ♪

-[Nightbike] If you wanna
Prove it, prove it ♪
-[Bibi] ♪ Prove it, prove it ♪

Wow! That flip-and-glide move
was amazing!

You're even better when
you work together.

Yeah, that was pretty rad.

But which one of us
was the best?

It's gotta be me, right?
Bibi for the win.

[softly] I'm a big fan
of the glider wings.

But Bibi's flips
are the real deal.

-[engine accelerating]
-[Buff] It's a tie.

Everyone is awesome!

A tie?
Nightbike doesn't do ties.

Yeah. One of us
has to be the best.

[alarm beeping]

Batgirl, Nightwing,

it appears that Harley Quinn
and the Joker

are covering
the streets of Gotham
with banana peels.

-Whoa!
-[Batcomputer] It's causing
everyone to slip and slide!

Hey. It's causing me to slip
and slide.

That explains why they were
stealing the bananas.

We gotta stop 'em.

Batgirl and Nightwing
on the case again.

Whoo. I like it.
[chuckles softly]

[engine accelerating]

That's a lot of bananas.

-[tires screeching]
-[driver] Whoa! Whoa!

Oh!

I've heard of peeling out,
but this is definitely
a new one.

Hey!

Whew. Thanks for catching me.

I don't get that extra help
when I work alone.

No prob.

But if we're gonna get
to Harley and Joker,

we better activate
our Anti-Slip Bat-Boots.

[whooshes]

Whoa! Whoa!

Best. Prank. Evah!

Look at that one, puddin'.

He's flapping his
arms like a duck!

[laughing maniacally]

And that one just did
a bigger banana split
than this sundae!

Now look at these two.

Why ain't they fallin'
like everyone else?

Because it's Batgirl
and Nightwing.

That's right.
And we're here to stop
your slippery scheme.

Oh, yeah?
Well, you can stop us,
or the bananas.

But not both. [chuckles]

Come on, puddin'.
Let's give 'em
the banana split.

BC, send our bikes
after those baddie vehicles.

We're going after
Joker and Harley.

Bibi, Nightbike.

You need to go after
Prank and Jestah.

But remember,
you'll have to work together
so you don't slip.

Don't worry, BC.
I'll get around those bananas
and catch 'em.

I'm the best stunt bike
in the Bat-biz.

No way! Nightbike is the best.

Ha! Prove it.

[engine accelerating]

[tires screeching]

Two Bat-cycles?

-Perfect! One for each of us.
-[both laugh]

Hold it right there, Zoomers.

Nightbike's gonna
put the brakes
on your banana business.

Oh!

[laughs]

What makes you think
you have a chance against us?

'Cause Nightbike's a cool
crime-fightin' stunt machine.

Well, I say goodnight, bike.

Stunt your way around these.

[gasps]

-[tires screeching]
-[truck horn honking]

Yo, those are some
nice wheelies,

but it's time to
take it up a notch!

-I can do that, too.
-[engine roaring]

How are these Bat-bikes
following us?

They, like,
can't be stopped.

I got an idea.

[Bibi] Watch out!
I'm jumpin' here!

Hey-Oh! Occupado!

[Prank and Jestah
laughing maniacally]

I'm gonna catch up to them
with my Bat-rope.

Not if my chain
gets me there first.

-[Nightbike gasps]
-[Bibi] Whoa!

[both chuckling]

Worst. Stunt. Evah!

[laughing]

[grunts] This is not cool.

Ugh. We almost had 'em.

But now look at us.

How did this happen?

We're the best, right?

I don't feel like
we're the best.

Not like Batgirl and Nightwing.
I mean, look at them.

-[Batgirl] Hold it right there.
-[Nightwing] Yeah!

[Nightbike] Yeah.
They're both awesome.

And they don't care
who's the best.

Right. They just work together.

[Nightbike] Hmm.

Are you thinkin'
what Nightbike's thinkin'?

I think I am.

As good as we are on our own,
we're even better...

When we work together.

Oh!

[engine roaring]

[Nightbike] How we
gonna catch 'em?

I got an idea.

Let's do that
flip-and-glide move again!

Like we did
back at the Batcave.

Oh!

Grab me
with your Grappler Chain.

Then activate
your Glider Wings.

I'm gonna launch you
with my four-wheel flip.

[engines roaring]

[Bibi] Get ready...

And now!

[gasps]

How did you do that?

[both yelping]

[bananas splattering]

[both] Whoa!

Activate Anti-Slip Slippers!

Yeah. Wait!
We don't have those!

[both yelp]

Looks like their evil plan
was just... bananas.

[chuckles softly] Nice.

[Nightbike] Those were
some smooth moves.

You can ride with the Nightbike
anytime.

Right back at ya.

But I think we should start
cleaning up
these bananas first.

[chuckles]

Nightbike was thinking
the same thing.

Oh!

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪