01x25 - Batty Race

[bunniefuu]

Welcome one and all

to the annual Gotham Grand Prix!

Are you ready for some
high-speed racing action?

- Let's G-O.
- Bat-tastic!

- Race day!
- It's gonna be awesome.

Racers will follow the marked course

as it winds through the streets
of the city.

The first across the finish line
will receive

the grand prize trophy
as Gotham's greatest racer!

Look, there it is!

I bet it's huge up close.

Hey, does anyone see the race cars?

Shouldn't they be here by now?

Hey, yeah. What's going on?

Attention, due to sudden,
unexplained flat tires

and engine problems
with all the Grand Prix cars

this year's race will be run
by a team of special guest racers.

Guest racers?

Wait, all the racers broke down
at the same time?

You don't think...

Presenting today's
last-minute new racers.

Wait. This can't be right.
It's... it's...

- The Legion of Zoom!
- The Legion of Zoom?

Boo.

They must have broken
the racers' cars

so they can win the trophy
for themselves.

Wait, that's not fair.

We can't let them cheat.

Right. We're gonna enter
that race, too.

We're gonna show them
that the only way to win

is fair and square.

- We get to race?
- This is awesome!

- Let's show them how it's done.
- Oh, yeah.

What's this? It looks like
we have a special appearance

from the Batman's fleet of vehicles.

This race just got turned up to 11.

Bro, crashing our party uninvited?

Totally weak.

We can't let you cheat your way
to victory.

So we're gonna beat you
fair and square.

Earth to Bam.

Cheating's all we ever do
and it works like, all the time.

Racers, rev those engines!

Five, four, three, two...

- Hey!
- Hey!

...one, go!

And they're off.

We are in for a treat tonight.

This is bound to be
a race to remember.

Stay sharp. You know the Zoomers
are gonna keep cheating.

So watch out for anything
hidden up their bumpers.

You're fast, little birdie.

But be careful
you don't fly off the handle.

I knew you couldn't race fair.

Why compete when you can cheat?

Can you believe it?

The Redbird is going, going, gone.

Nice and solid.

I hope you like
my little trick, Bibi.

It's totally off the wall.

Yes. Go straight away.

That tunnel's a fake!
Deploy safety bubble.

Looks like you're having a ball.

And the Batgirl's cycle has been
bounced from the competition.

- Hey, Bibi.
- Hey, Red.

Hey, Snowy! I got another one.

What kind of car
does a werewolf drive?

I don't know. What?

A monster truck.

You always tell the best jokes, Buff.

You know, I wish I was
as funny as you.

I'm real sorry, Buff.

About what?

Hey!

The Zoomers say we gotta cheat
to win that big trophy.

Oh, man, you don't have
to listen to them.

Besides, it's way more fun
if you win fair and square.

- I know. Sorry.
- Later, Snowy.

Oh, hey, Bibi. Hey, Redbird.

- Hey, Buff.
- Hey, Buff.

Riddle me this. Riddle me that.

How do you get rid of a flying bat?

No time for games today, Quizz.

I've got a race to win.

Not anymore.

Gross.

Why don't you stick around
while we cheat our way to victory?

This is lame, even for you, Quizz.

Yikes, race fans.
The heroes are dropping like flies.

And it looks like
the Batwing is grounded.

Oh, things are not looking good
for Batman's vehicles.

Let's see if the Batmobile
can beat the odds.

Slow your roll, My dude.

Nobody likes a tailgater.

How about a little detour?

Hey, what happened
to all the arrows and lights?

I think I'm off course.

Prank must have moved the signs
and led me off track.

I'm stuck.

Can anyone give me a quick tow?

We're too far back.

The Zoomers cheated
and stopped the rest of us

with a bunch of sneaky traps.

Why am I not surprised?

It's all on you, Bam!

You've got to win this race for us.

Okay, I can do this.

Let's see.

Oh, yes!

Let's go.

They're rounding the final turn
and approaching the finish line.

So, did everyone take out a Batwheel?

Bibi's all bubbled up.

Buff's in ice.

And Batwing's in a sticky situation.

Redbird is up, up, and away.

What's this?

The Batmobile is back on track!

But is there enough time
to make up the lost ground?

It looks like someone didn't finish
their job, Prank.

It's not my fault
he's so annoyingly quick.

We can blame each other later.

For now, let's focus
on the matter at hand.

Ducky's right. We can't let
that goody-goody go-kart win.

Not after we worked so hard
on our clever cheats.

I'm closing in on the Legion of Zoom,
but it's one against five.

- Any ideas, team?
- Easy.

They cheated to beat us
so you should cheat right back.

- Yeah.
- Do it.

They deserve it.

I can't do that.

Batman wouldn't cheat.
And I'm not about to, either.

But that gives me another idea.

I know they'll try anything
to stop me.

But if I can get them close enough

maybe they'll take out each other
with their own cheats.

Hey, Zoomers, you here
to watch my victory lap?

Ha. You wish.

I'll show you
why nice cars finish last.

Not if I get him first.

- This is all your fault!
- This is all your fault!

That's gotta hurt.

- Nice one, Bam.
- Come on. You got this.

Coming through.

No, you don't.

Oh, Mommy. I'm frozen.

Oh, wow.
The Batmobile is putting on a show!

Smooth moves, Bam.

Four down, one to go.

Looks like
it's just you and me, Prank.

Then let the best racer cheat!

Throw it back at him.
Now's your chance for payback.

Then I'd be as bad as him.

I'm gonna win the right way.

Without cheating.

I don't believe it.

The Batmobile wins!

A spectacular photo finish.

What an incredible end
to an unbelievable race.

I know I'm not supposed
to play favorites

but it feels great to have
the good guys win this one, folks.

That was awesome.

- You gotta show me that move.
- What a race!

I was so sure we'd have to cheat
to keep up with them.

Only Bam could keep his cool
like that and win the right way.

No fair.

Everybody knows
you've got to cheat to win.

You don't deserve that trophy.

Cheating may seem like
a surefire way to win, Prank.

But it usually comes back
to bite you in the bumper.

Are you kidding me?