01x19 & 01x20 - Holidays on Ice

[bunniefuu]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Batwing reading]

[Redbird] All right,
just a little more tape.

[Bibi] Some ribbon here.
Tie a ribbon.

All finished
with my gift wrapping.

-[Redbird] Me, too.
-[Buff] Me, three.

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

Now we just need a tree
to put the gifts under.

Yeah.

When is Batman gonna put up
the holiday decorations, Moe?

Well, I'm not sure
Batman knows
it's the holidays.

He's been really busy lately,

working on
some top secret mission.

It's our very first holidays.

We have to celebrate.

-I want to do everything.
-And get presents.

And make gingerbread Batcaves.

And get presents.

And put up
lots of awesome
Bat-decorations.

And get presents!

What? [stammers]
I like presents.

Is that custom suit ready yet?

You got it, boss.

Good. I'm taking it out
on a special assignment.

I won't be reachable.

Gifts?

Well, it's the holidays, boss.

Hey, isn't it about time
to decorate the cave?

You know,
jingle bats
and all that stuff?

Right, the holidays. Fine.

While I'm gone, go ahead

and put up a wreath
or something.

Whoo-hoo!

I... I mean, uh, yes, sir.

You heard the man.

-[all cheering]
-Let's go. Sweet!

I've got the Bat-decorations.

I've got the Bat-tree.

Ta-da!

[all] ♪ Deck the cave
With batarangs ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪

♪ Come and join
Our Batwheels g*ng ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪

♪ Hang we now
The twinkling Batlight ♪

♪ Fa-la-la
La-la-la
La-la-la ♪

♪ Make the Batcave
Merry and bright ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪

Big finish.

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la, la, la ♪

[all laughing]

Hey! Back from my patrol.

Thanks to me,

it's nice and safe
out there... [screams]

But it's not safe in here!

Get... Get these things off me.

Why'd you put up
these silly lights anyway?

It's the holidays,
Wing. Remember?

Our very first holidays!

We get to do
all kinds of fun things,

like put pretty lights
on a tree.

All this stuff
just distracts us
from our mission,

fighting crime!

What crime?

It's all quiet
out there tonight.

[scoffs] I'll have you know,

I found big,
big trouble on my patrol.

Are you referring
to the tipped-over
trash can?

It was one of those big cans.

[Bibi] Thanks
for patrolling, Wing,

but you should try
chilling and enjoying

some holiday fun with us.

Yeah.

Moe says the holidays
in Gotham are the best.

There's lots
of pretty decorations...

And a giant
Christmas tree
in Gotham Plaza.

And a big holiday
parade with Ike Cicle

the famous Gotham City snowman.

[Batcomputer]
Everyone likes Ike.

We should load up
the city map instead, hmm?

And scan for crime?

Sure. Just as soon
as we finish hanging

the Bat ornaments
on the Bat-tree.

[device beeping]

[Batcomputer] Alert.

There's a Bat-Signal
over Gotham.

Only one teeny-tiny problem.

There's no Batman!

He's not here!

See, we've got work to do.

[Batcomputer] Mr. Freeze
is trying to destroy
the giant Christmas tree

in Gotham Plaza.

That's cold.

Come on, Batwheels.

Let's go save that tree.

Nothing makes me
more unhappy

than the holidays.

And if I'm going to be unhappy,
then everyone else is, too!

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Look out!

[Mr. Freeze laughing]

Timber!

Bye-bye, Christmas.

-[Mr. Freeze laughing]
-We've got to catch Mr. Freeze.

We've got to catch
that Christmas tree.

[both straining]

[Buff struggles]

Got it.

[Batmobile strains] I got it.

[struggling]

But it's really heavy.

[Bibi] Can't hold it.

Now, it's going to fall on us.

[Buff struggling]
Now, I know what to do.

Wing!

Help!

Freeze, Freeze!

[all shouting] Help!

What? But Mr. Freeze
is gonna get away!

[scoffs]

[all struggling]

[grunting]

Thanks, Wing.

We almost got
squashed by Christmas.

But thank goodness,
the tree is okay.

-Whoo-hoo!
-We did it!

-The tree is safe.
-All right.

Who cares about the tree?

You're taking your eyes
off the snowball.

Mr. Freeze got away!

We ran him off.

We saved the day.

Saving the day means
catching the bad guy,

not catching a tree.

Ugh!

But it's so beautiful.

[all] ♪ Oh, Christmas tree
Oh, Christmas tree ♪

♪ How lovely
Are thy bat-branches ♪

More Bat-carols!

Ugh! That does it!

I've had enough
of your holiday fluff!

I can't work with teammates
who don't stay focused.

Until you start acting
more like crime fighters,

I'm working on my own.

I'm going solo!

What?

Wing, the holidays
are about being together.

[Bibi] Yeah.

And you're such
an important part
of the Batwheels, Wing.

Not anymore.

I don't understand.

Why can't we
celebrate the holidays
and fight crime?

Wing will be fine.

She just needs some time
and space to calm down.

[Bibi] Okay, then,

more singing!

[all] ♪ Jingle Bells ♪

♪ Batman smells
Robin laid an egg ♪

♪ The Batmobile
Lost a wheel ♪

♪ And Joker got away ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

-[Batwing] Halt!
-[tires screeching]

Stop right there.

You're about to enter
the Batwing cave.

[chuckling] All right,
the Batwing cave.

Wait. What's the Batwing cave?

It's my part of the Batcave
that no one else can go into.

So, nobody go across this line.

Come on, Wing.

Don't you think
this is taking things

a little too far?

Not at all.

I should have
thought of this sooner.

I can go
on scouting missions
anytime I want.

I don't have to waste time

putting up holiday decorations
or singing Bat-carols.

Oh, and best of all,

I don't have to sing
any Bat-carols!

If you just joined in

some of the fun stuff
we're doing,

you'd see how awesome
the holidays are.

[chuckling] Yeah.
We're gonna play
holiday Hide-and-Seek.

Wanna play with us?

There's no time for playing.

We need to be ready
to fight crime.

Okay, well,

we'll play on the other side
of the Batcave then,

so we don't bother you.

And if you want
to join in, feel free.

All right.

Holiday Hide-and-Seek!

I'm it!

Okay, everyone, jingle.

I think someone's over here.

Oh, that does look kind of fun.

I mean, I'm having fun, too.

I'm loading up batarangs.

That's so fun.

One batarang, two batarangs.

[laughs] Come on,
you should play with us, Wing.

No, thanks.

I've got important
crime-fighting stuff to do.

Oh. Oops, forgot.

[Bibi] Found you.

Yeah, but you can't catch me.

[laughing] Whoo-hoo! Let's go.

[laughing] Too slow.

[Bibi laughing]

Okay, so they're having fun,

but going solo
is still the best...

I think.