01x15 - Zoomsday

[bunniefuu]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile reading]

[chattering]

Come on! We've gotta
rob that bank.

[Snowy] Before
the Batwheels get here.

That moolah is mine!

Not if I get there first.

-[thuds]
-[grunts]

[sneering]

-[zaps]
-[thuds]

All right, Batwheels.
Let's do this together.

[zaps]

-[engine revs]
-Ha!

[dramatic music playing]

Way to go!

-[panting]
-[grunts]

-[thuds]
-[quacks]

[engines accelerating]

[gasps]

[Batmobile] Activate Bat fence.

Okay, team.
Let's fence 'em in.

-[all gasp]
-Run for it!

[Prank] Time to tip.

Riddle me... Oh, forget it!

I can't go fast. [gasps]

[quacking frantically]

Great teamwork, Batwheels.

[Jestah] Those no good,
do gooding do goods.

And they keep winning.

Must be all those
wonderful toys.

They're certainly not
smarter than us.

Or, at least, me.

Are you sure?

Because they seem to solve
every riddle you give them.

Those were easy ones.

I know why they win.
'Cause they work together.
Like a team.

You're saying we need
a lesson in teamwork?

Not me. I'm perfect already.

It's not my fault
I work with amateurs.

-What?
-How dare you!

[quacking ferociously]

-[grunts]
-[quacks]

-That...
-[crashing]

...is not teamwork.

Legions of Zoom!

Come to me.

[baseball charge playing]

[all laughing]

I thought you fixed this.

I keep telling you,

I work on cars,
not scoreboards.

They're like
two different things.

[sighs]

Now, my fossil fuel felons.

There's a shipment
of Supermanium
due in at Gotham docks.

[gasps] Supermanium
is the strongest metal
in the world.

In the universe, actually.

And I need you all to steal it,

before it reaches
its destination.

Sounds easy. Where's it going?

To the Batcave.

The Batwheels are
picking it up tonight.

I'm out.

I used up all my bat puns.

Facing those bats twice
is beneath me.

Where are you going?

We got this,
Mr. Badcomputer guy.

We are going to beat the bats
the same way that they beat us.

With teamwork.

I don't care how you do it.

Just get it done.

[baseball charge playing]

-[alarm buzzing]
- Turn off screen.

-[baseball charge playing]
-[Jestah chuckling]

How am I supposed to do
a dramatic mike drop

if this broken screen
won't turn off properly?

[baseball charge playing]

-[growling]
-[Jestah giggling]

You heard him.
We gotta steal us

some super... some thingium.

Supermanium.

That's what I said.

It's time for
a super villain heist.

And who might I ask,
put you in charge?

I put me in charge.

The Batwheels got Bam,
and you guys got me.

[dinging]

Fine! If one of you...

[scoffs] ...wants to do
all the planning and work,

and take all the responsibility

with the big Badcomputer,
then I won't stop you.

[clock ticking]

-No, I'm good.
-I suppose it's fine.

-You can do it.
-Okay.

Here's the plan.

See this metal box?

Imagine that
that's the super-whatever-ium.

-Supermanium.
-[Jestah] That's what I said.

These oil cans
are the Batwheels.
They're guarding it.

And these things over here,
that's us.

Uh, what's that?

Crash, pick up your hand.

-Sorry.
-[pops]

Once the Batwheels get
the super-whatsit-stuff
off the boat,

Prank will throw pies
in their face.

[exclaims] Boom, splat!

Then, when they can't see,

Ducky comes in
and cuts loose the container.

Ooh, I have the perfect
umbrella for that.

[quacks ferociously]

Okay, they're gonna
start chasing us,

so, Snowy,
you freeze their wheels
with your...

-[chuckles]
-...ice maker thingy.

And with the Batwheels stuck,

we'll pass
the container around.

Ducky to me, me to Prank,
Prank to Snowy, Snowy to Quizz,

who flies off with it. Got it?

[all] Got it.

-Sort of...
-All right.

Let's practice. Crash?

-[humming]
-[Jestah] You pretend
to be the Batwheels.

Wait, what?

[chuckling] Let's do this!

-[boings]
-[grunts]

-[splatters]
-[zaps]

Hey! Watch out. [quacks]

[humming happily]

-[splatters]
-[exclaims]

[quacking]

Put me down.

-[clangs]
-[quacking]

[Crash] When does
the attack start?

Stop it!

Bunch of such bad guys...

Don't even know
how to work together.

Jestah, what is
the team's status?

Oh, it's good!

Super good. I mean,
almost too good, you know?

We're, like, such a fab team.

It's like, "Whoa! Let's
dial it down a notch."
[chuckles nervously]

[grunts] It's not that
I don't believe you,

but I don't believe you.

Maybe someone else
should handle this.

No way. Just you watch.

You'll have that
awesome metal in no time.

-[creaking]
-Listen up!

Nobody thinks
we can work together
and do this heist.

[sighs] Let's face it.

We're just not a good team.

You're wrong. We are good.

We're good at being bad.

Let's just be bad together.

Crash, get into one
of those junk vehicles.

You're the Batwheels.

Huh? What?

Zoomers, let's show 'em
what we're made of.

♪ They're the Legion of Zoom ♪

♪ And they're
Meaner than mean ♪

♪ The most criminal cars ♪

♪ Gotham's ever seen ♪

♪ The Batwheels
Better watch out ♪

♪ Or they'll be overthrown ♪

♪ 'Cause the Zoomers
Are coming and they're ♪

♪ Bad to the chrome ♪

♪ They're the Legion of Zoom ♪

♪ And they're
Meaner than mean ♪

♪ The most criminal cars ♪

♪ Gotham's ever seen ♪

♪ The Batwheels
Better watch out ♪

♪ Or they'll be overthrown ♪

♪ 'Cause the Zoomers
Are coming and they're ♪

♪ Bad to the chrome ♪

We did it!

Oh, yeah! We're the best team
of baddies, ever. Right, Crash?

[Crash] Oh, boy.

[all laughing maniacally]

[ship horn blaring]

Look! It's the superma... Um,
supermix-a-lot.

It's Supermanium.

Hooked up and ready to go, Bam.

All right, great, Buff.

Now let's get this Supermanium
to the Batcave.

Time to beat those bats,
teamwork style.

Look out!
It's the Legion of Zoom!

Did someone order pie? [grunts]

Uh! I can't see.
What's going on?

Oh... [quacks] Allow me
to help lighten your load.

They got the Supermanium.

-[zaps]
-[ice crackling]

[straining] Stop 'em!

[engines revving]

[zaps]

[engine revving]

-[quacking]
-[Jestah giggling]

-[Jestah grunting]
-Ugh.

-[clangs]
-[laughing]

Ugh. How are they beating us?

I think they're actually
working together.

-But they never do that.
-[tires screeching]

Wrong as usual.
We just did work together.
[laughing]

-[laughing maniacally]
-[engines accelerating]

[laughing]

-Did you see us?
-[zaps]

-Whoa!
-[grunts]

-[Prank] Dude, we did it.
-[Snowy] As a team.

We bested those Batwheels.

-[quacking]
-Cools!

I'm proud of ya.
You guys are the best
bad teammates ever.

Now, we can get this stuff
to Badcomputer.

Yep. It's the strongest metal

-in the entire universe.
-[angelic music playing]

Strongest...

Metal...

In the entire...

Universe. [gasping]

-[music stops abruptly]
-[all] It's mine.

It's mine. [zaps]

-[clangs]
-Don't touch it!

-[crashes]
-[quacking]

Back off.

It's not any of yours.

It belongs to the boss.

And that's me!
[laughing maniacally]

-Hey, what are you doing?
-Get back here!

Where are you going?
Stop right there.

Hey, she's gonna
come back, right?

[groans]

I didn't need those
washed up wheelers.

Why did I ever think
working together
was a good idea?

Now I got the supermoon.

Supermode.

[Batmobile chuckles]
Supermanium.

Thank you, chest, Supermanium.
Why can't I remember that?

Wait a minute.

[gasps] Legion of Zoom.
I need ya.

Where are... Oh, right.

I betrayed them.

It's just me now.

Ugh, run.

Batwing, watch the rooftops.

Bibi and Redbird,
block the alley.

Buff, get behind her.

-She can't escape.
-[engine revving]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[clanging]

[straining]

[groans]

Haven't you learned by now?

Teamwork always wins
in the end.

I tried that. I had a team.

But what's the fun
if you don't get
to keep the prize?

[sighs] You don't
understand, Jestah.

The Batwheels
aren't just a team of heroes.

We're a team of friends.

Let's go, Batwheels.

Hey, Jestah.

So much for the teamwork.

Hey, guys, I was
so wrong to do that.

Just get these
wheel locks off me

and we can be a team again.

-After what you did?
-No way.

I don't think so.

[sighs] Come on, guys.

-I'm sorry, okay?
-[tires screeching]

[both laughing maniacally]

Just kidding.
We'll get these off.

Aw, thanks.

We're still the best
team of baddies.

Kind of.

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪