02x12 - Tar Wars

[bunniefuu]

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all right we're

clear

what a dumb place to build a Subway huh

Ralph yeah hey nothing can break through

a million years a tar and solid Granite

ah

yeah you know I thought I'd hang out in

the boulevard a little bit longer I've

been in Hollywood an entire day and I

still haven't seen a single

star Max I brought you on this trip

because I thought it to be educational I

want you to spend some time with me at

the Museum we just found an inter costic

class Co yeah great hey whatever you say

mom whoa you would not believe who I'm

looking at hey look I got to go Chia

mom cow

mom wow Clint

Eastwood ah it's just a bunch of phony

cutouts you they think I can't tell the

difference please I won't be

back

Dustin Hoffman sure has small feet oh

it's his nose

print oh no mighty one go to John Wayne

Virgil I don't know how that chicken

does

it might as well go save the world there

probably aren't any movie stars around

here

anyway

the catch Normie uh where are we it's

the pits mighty one mighty one we must

act at once danger is near excuse me um

aren't there any Union rules about

superheroes getting two weeks of RNR

I haven't had a day off in 2,000 years

yeah I noticed the dark circles under

your eyes so what is it this time a

beast a monster a demon it's a beast

it's a monster it's a

demon he Ace ventur has nothing on me

I'll battle the unknown face evil risk

my

life okay maybe I haven't thought this

through

oh hi Mom look I can't talk now we'll do

lunch later okay Max I thought I saw you

what's going on of all the tar pits and

all the cities in the world she had to

walk into mine greetings Mother of the

mighty one hi Mrs M Mom hello boys it's

nice to see you in a relatively peaceful

moment W that didn't last long we must

act at once Mighty One Max you're not

going into that tunnel unless I go with

you oh I wonder if other superheroes

have to bring their moms along when they

save the world come on you know I'm not

like other moms careful honey you might

poke your eye out here I am in Southern

California the land of sunshine and I

spend the day in a hole it must have

been blown open during the recent Subway

construction a hole within a hole oh man

this just gets better and

better

I don't think any movie stars live in

this part of

town does anyone know exactly what we're

looking for no but I'm sure we'll

recognize it when we find it I love

surprises these caves must have been

inhabited thousands of years

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ago

I bet whoever lived here didn't get back

their cleaning deposit if I'm not

mistaken these drawings date from the

late C zoic

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era H they must have gone on

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ahead maybe whoever lived down here ran

a rib joint huh Mom Mom hey anyone seen

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Mom nothing where is a pay phone when

you need

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one Max Max where are

you Max Max is that you I hope it's you

no

CCH Mom let's

go oh thanks Normie falling thousands of

feet into a dark hole is not exactly my

favorite pre-teen

activity it appears to be your mother's

camera you don't think m

M I never thought I'd be glad to hear

mom

scream Mom are you okay Max be careful

stay right there why what's

wrong if I'm not mistaken and I rarely

am he is theander fall a living specimen

of human history yeah well you touch my

mom and you will be history monkey boy

I'll handle this I came in for

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lunch they seem to speak the same

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language

w wow he seems in pretty good shape for

a guy pushing a million he appears to

have superhuman strength perhaps Norman

is in a little over his

head stay away from

her

no Max I'm okay the kman brought me here

but he didn't hurt me well then why did

he attack us Ana un AA perhaps our

Neanderthal companion was protecting her

oh no way that guy's half ape and half

gym

teacher the next time I won't go so easy

on you now what's he up to I believe

we've been invited to dinner oh yeah uh

thanks but I'm trying to cut down on

milliony Old Mammoth

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meat not bad need salt we must

communicate with this caveman if we are

to learn what is happening here so uh

what does Betty Rubble do to keep her

shapely figure huh

w a you

say oh yeah excuse me mighty

one Viro you speak grunt of course 150

dialects as a matter of fact by the way

our H friends name is G Max take a look

at these drawings mhm mhm well he's

definitely not ready for his own art

show hey don't feel bad Fred maybe one

day you can be an auto mechanic

huh

they seem to tell a

story perhaps this is the clue we've

been searching

for a strange meteor fell to Earth a

million years ago and landed right here

in these

tarpits the meteor gave Gore immortality

and Incredible strength

but the meteor gave these same powers to

something

else the story appears to end there what

was he fighting look it must have broken

off during the

fight uh-oh I think we've got

trouble

this favorite tooth is Unstoppable well

I'm not let's get out of here yes it

might be a good idea to regroup

strategize

go

hey I got an idea Normie put in high

gear they're Rock Normie

fast strong

boy and fairly intelligent he sensed

what your plan was mighty one you know I

bet he's been guarding the saber-tooth

keeping it from escaping for thousands

of

years looks like he just lost his

job we must stop that Beast before it

ravages the city we'll never be able to

keep up with it saber tooths can cover a

lot of ground well we've got something

he doesn't you mean the ability to

reason nope a taxi

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I never thought I'd hear myself sick

this but um well follow that saber-tooth

tiger oh man next time I share a cab

with a caveman I hope he's discovered

soap

hey are you guys with a studio hey hey

maybe you could read my screenplay

sometime huh I don't accept unsolicited

[Applause]

submissions G

wait

today's specials are Pacific shrimp

topped with lime butter sauce black

caviar roast stuck with olives marinated

California blue perch

and Sabertooth

tiger

well either we're on the right track or

g*ns and Roses are staying at this

hotel

I hate it when cats do

that no more fooling around it's time to

bag this

cat or maybe not

knock Max are you okay Mom please you're

worried about little cat

scratch the track seem to stop here now

why would a prehistoric Cat come to an

amusement park perhaps it's the

saber-tooth's old hunting grounds hey

maybe we'll run into some movie stars in

here

cool I guess Tony the Tiger didn't take

the

tour

nice have you had your shots

I'm going to declaw this

cat oh sorry Bedrock bud hope I didn't

hurt you no way hey remember me Max your

pal great show I have to go to the

bathroom

[Applause]

I never was much of a cat

[Applause]

person what you

[Laughter]

doing

come on we got to find him well even if

we do mighty one how will we stop the

Sabertooth I fear this ancient Beast is

invulnerable no it isn't let's go

where I'm glad you're finally interested

in my work Max but this isn't exactly

the right time to play in the tar y Mom

this is superhero stuff don't worry dear

lady is after all the mighty one I used

to diaper the mighty one I

worry meteor of course brilliant Mighty

Max we've got company we must be

attracted by the meteor's

power

what's

that apparently the meteor holds powers

that we never

imagine must be a family reunion this

Kitty is going back to its litter

box

hope it's still under

warning

ah hey I'd like to stick around but you

know it's a school

night let me go and I'll bring you back

some

catnip oh thanks

Nory

a Max

no you know he was probably the first

superhero indeed but your use of the

past tense is incorrect mighty one Gore

lives on protecting the world from that

Immortal

Beast Oh I thought I had a tough job

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what a jib

Felix I've been here a week and I

haven't seen one single movie star hey

we'll do brunch sometime ciao love you

babe have your people call my

people the laa Tar Pits really do exist

in Los Angeles they're the result of

crude oil seeping to the surface forming

sticky pools of tar over 1 million

fossils have been recovered including

mammoths ground sloths prehistoric

camels and our old friend

Smilodon also known as the saber-tooth

tiger which had 6-in long saber likee

teeth but that was before braces were

invented see you next

week