02x09 - The Axeman Cometh

[bunniefuu]

foreign

right here we go

um

look at this

what is it

whoa k*ller click

yeah I've seen it this one looks

different baby

check this out

how great

I'll wait until this one's out on tape

yeah I wish I could oh man

this hero deal is really making me miss

out on some valuable creatine experience

hey at least I got my music see ya

whoa that was almost a Max Patty thanks

Normie my pleasure that's a heck of a

place to put a portal huh well this used

to be a forest but before it became an

environmental disaster area but that is

not why we're here mighty one where

we're going things are still unspoiled

pristine wait a minute you got me up

here to go on a nature walk come on I

was going to see a movie with automatic

weapons and people blowing things up you

know fun

fun a definition of the word with which

I am gratefully unfamiliar hey lighten

up Verge so what's the deal this deal as

you so colorfully put it began three

thousand years ago in the Northlands

oh normy's old hood indeed Norman's

people the villagers were fishermen and

Farmers but they had enemies The

Strangers

[Music]

he's always defeated the strangers

because we see they were fighting in

self-defense and they had no one to beat

them this angered

foreign

[Music]

was locked in a mosque in Chains of Adam

Knight the indestructible metal of the

Gods but the shaman set him free

thank you

they fought for an hour and lapia could

not Miss Norma Norma

but the longer he tried the angrier he

got and it is Rage made him insane then

she screamed

thank you

the villagers and the strangers United

to recapture the demon

they caged and bowed and banished him to

the farthest reaches of the sea to let

the gods take him back

foreign

[Music]

[Music]

Woods Norman and I managed once again to

defeat him we hid his ax and his key and

imprisoned him in one of the immortal

trees destined to stand for all eternity

but someone cut it down why not just you

know destroy him I'd love to that is not

the answer mighty one luckyard is a

malignant Spirit the essence of violence

he cannot die therefore he must be

controlled we must recapture lockyard

before he discovers where we hit his ax

of key or the outcome could be very

unpleasant yeah so uh where'd you hide

his stuff we hit the ax under a mountain

it's just over this hill

oh don't tell me you misplaced the

mountain it's gone they've logged off

the trees and bulldozed the mountain I

never dreamed whoops

probably going to be a mini mom so

where's this magic ax now look out

look out

[Music]

come on Norman's not fooling around with

this sucker

thank you

thank you

Norman oh no

[Music]

oh Norman I knew you'd be all right all

right nothing where is he he's God

Norman please remember who you are yeah

I remember

where's Mr Ugly go

The Mask Adam Knight attracts Adam

Knight he followed it to the ax he'll

follow it to the key I'm surprised it's

you Verge you usually think of

everything yes yes that is quite true

and in fact I did it's at the bottom of

what is now known as deep forest lake

and he can't swim

but he can k*ll

one

foreign

you don't want to see this mighty one

hey man I've seen violence on TV and in

the movies no this is not the movies but

you want this is real and real violence

has real consequences yes we're wasting

time

good morning

[Music]

oh dear not the lake too there he is

he's almost got the key allow me Normie

speed is my thing

foreign

air Norman

I guess this is what they mean by

waterlogged huh

Norman remember why we're here

I remember to destroy

no Norman

the kid Cavalry is on the way

so Metallica mouth you ready for a kid

boy

oh mighty one

oh button you can't defeat luckier with

violence

intelligent good-looking superhero kid

one big dumb ugly doofus hippo

foreign

where's lockjaw

I do believe he's following us but how

we could have gone anyway in this Forest

you have the key might you want if you

recall right

it's a regular monster magnetism

oh hey can't we initiate a peace

conference

oh good because I still want a piece of

you no Norman run

thank you

I hate running away foreign

this was not in the brochure now we'll

have to fight you can't beat this guy I

can beat anyone Norman woohoo Norman

it's me Max the mighty one the cat

Bearer your buddy remember mighty one I

fight

it's what I do I'll k*ll him you cannot

k*ll a spirit and he'll wish he was dead

mighty one perhaps you can still talk

some sense into him

[Music]

all aboard Norman please

thank you

oh damn

unfortunate timing I must say run for it

mighty one man I better make tracks

before old ugly puss gets here

sorry about the old ugly twist crack

nothing personal okay

foreign

man I do not want to do that again soon

an appropriate sentiment where is he

buried under that crane for the next

thousand years or so actually

what do you say we take this key through

the nearest portal and uh drop it in the

Marianas Trench

swimming sure can't hold super hands

foreign

[Music]

oh take a chill pill

you got any ideas besides the usual I

mean look

do it mighty one

[Music]

to catch him a no Normie yeah

they must be contagious you're becoming

just like him

[Applause]

I I'm sorry mighty one you're right I

forget a big guy anyway you just gave me

an idea hey hey lock jaw you want this

yeah we'll let him go or the key goes

right to the bottom

mighty one I beseech you don't give him

the key here goes nothing

I think the mask was a big Improvement

the demon of violence is in each of us

it cannot be stopped by more violence it

cannot be k*lled but we can recognize it

control it and channel its energy oh

sorry verse did you say something

you know I really must start writing

things down

hi did you know that the tallest tree in

the world is a California Redwood named

Howard a Libby they name trees so

they're protected by the government oh

Howie is 367 feet high and is over 600

years old which is like a teenager

compared to the world's oldest tree

Methuselah a 4 600 year old Bristlecone

Cypress that's almost as old as some

chickens I know