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02x04 - The Missing Linked

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mighty Max". Aired: September 1, 1993 – December 2, 1994.*
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Series follows Max, an adventurous teenage boy who receives in the mail a small statue of a fowl, inscribed with Egyptian hieroglyphs whereof the translation states: "You have been chosen to be the cap-bearer.

02x04 - The Missing Linked

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foreign

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wake up

one more living Soul or a quarterback

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well homework's done the world's safe

time for a little channel surfing

there's been a powerful expl*si*n not

another one

there's more finding on the streets of

b*mber

g*ng w*r has erupted oh man I hate this

523 channels and it's all bad news

all right now we're cooking with gas

[Applause]

Mighty Max go to Fourth and

um

to his old tricks

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okay I'm at Fourth and Elm

o yo

no portal here

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I'm afraid to look

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who said Being the mighty one is

glamorous

the mighty one shall arrive right now

please remove the mighty one from

Beneath The Sly and Norman

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permanent

oh yuck I knew I shouldn't have worn my

new high tops once again you are bound

by Duty mighty one oh is that what this

is silver jab where to this time huh

Tahiti Monte Carlo Orlando our

destination is schlepack a small village

in Eastern Europe schlepack now that

sounds like a party town the people of

schlepek are disappearing Mighty Warden

yeah and so are we why are we standing

in this mud it's not mud it's quicksand

oh well quicksand dude what is but at

this moment we are standing above a

portal located several feet below the

surface Virgil are you sure about this

of course

foreign

they hear of neighbors disappearing and

think it can't happen to them they dance

while a theme st*lks them my own son is

gone and I won't even hear my warnings

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the one with no name

poor poor girl now you two know of this

horror how many more before the monster

is stopped

hey check it out it's later hoes in

heaven their habits of dress may seem

strange mighty one but they are a decent

and peaceful people hurt

I suppose that's the traditional

Slovakian gesture of welcome

we come in

put your sword away we don't want to

antagonize

liar he sent you who he

foreign

hot organic and pot metal quite a

paradox take cover

well that worked out real well

insignificant rodents There Is No Escape

I Am the master I am a big doofus on a

pink blob you maniac where is my son

interesting it's only absorbing metal

of Mighty world

and Glover is catching up oh man where's

Normie when you need him you

[Music]

nobody flatten him

it's not good

not good at all

real bad

and mighty well

what happened

the basic law of nature one cannot fit

two pounds of fertilizer into a one

pound bag cool now I know what my next

science project is I want my car

it was a gift you think you stopped me

impossible you will not Escape no one

will you will all belong to me I have

the power and My Name Is Mud if you ask

me

yeah no my name is not man

they think this was something they have

no idea of my power all will remember

the name of

Norman we lost what's his name and hit

him his monster way back there why are

we still running good exercise oh yeah

well thank you Richard Simmons I'm like

you won over there stop

well we could stay in this great Forest

dwelling for a while and contemplate our

next strategic move I hope it includes

lunch

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it's kind of cramped look if Seven

Dwarves show up I'll tell them the place

is booked okay

[Music]

I'll wait outside

you you said you were hungry me man I

passed hungry an hour ago

[Music]

peanut butter very chewy peanut butter

and um something else um onions

it's clap like our national dish it's uh

well listen do yourself a favor and lose

the onions okay ah you ever try this

stuff with a little raspberry jelly

great licking jelly oh sounds terrible

yeah how about tuna and hot fudge you

ever try that yeah no me neither and I

never plan to

hey Sarah you do know how to laugh some

grebelik merch

um no thank Joy I have a delicate

stomach

and I'd like to keep it

treasure some call you toxic waste

discarded and shut the side as I was to

them I was waste the town garbage picker

invisible and nothing a man without the

name until I found you and now they will

become nothing all that will remain is

Corbett with me

foreign

hey Norman shouldn't you use a hanky

when you blow your nose

Norman

poor Norman I don't understand how can

someone so big be so lost or if someone

so small like my brother Jacob

Eureka found gold have you I don't know

that's either the world's largest

footprint or a dry lake

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there's actually many foot prints in the

shape of one large footprint an

interesting Enigma yeah hey maybe they

lead to Norman

hey this really is a poor town they

can't even afford vowels this is a truly

awe-inspiring sight by D1

we are the people

I got two words for this place smog

check if you don't stop that nameless

lunatic mighty one this Carnage will

soon come to schlepack and ultimately to

all the villages and cities of the world

exactly

[Music]

welcome to my world and where our motto

is togetherness

foreign

foreign

doggy wants some greblick

thank you

so much for togetherness

now let's see you guys try to bite

someone

's gonna put my nightmare the one with

the many faces

welcome to Corpus time to join the fun

oh yeah hi there big fella uh say can I

interest you in a nice crab leg sandwich

I didn't think so

Virgil this was not in the job

description you were tired but you want

you were chosen

keep running Corpus is a growing boy oh

no

untidy place isn't it

I don't know what it is but there it is

apparently the initial victim of that

pink goo attracts its own kind in this

case the monster is human

yeah I wish I could say the same for him

well you building nobody's you have been

defeated by me and I am

no I'm not Jacob

my brother speak to me the monster must

be destroyed

get them get those nobodies

of all of you this is a monster that you

must not k*ll what are you talking about

no no she's right look at it look close

this is not a monster it is your friends

your neighbors your families look within

it

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this is a trick We Must Destroy the

monster ah Stanislaus my son

foreign

is that you

come on big guy is this any way to treat

a bud hey we're pals come on don't you

remember when I when I gave you that

side of beef for your birthday

absorbed them Court butts they must all

be mine

oh man now what do we do have no fear

about you Norman will never harm you

after all he is the guardian yeah

Okay then if he's the guardian let's see

him guard

stay away from my fellas get him

come on Norman save me I mean you

wouldn't want to see your little buddy

turn into toast would you no might you

want this is not the way goodbye

goodbye goodbye Normie

you stupid brute the boy is a nobody let

him burn

hey look at me oh no one more step and

I'm rough Rose

gotcha

Normie long time no see sure

I haven't been myself lately

what is happening it's called The End

Sparky quickly by Juan we must remove

all organic matter from Corpus and

destroy it organic matter you mean

people precisely let's go buddy time for

some Payback

[Applause]

oh

my brother my brother

is the picnic over

here

no no no

Corpus is mine you must join the corpus

why is he falling apart

but yes I suppose he is

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hey man it turns out slapback is a party

town I'm even starting like grappling

they think that I'm defeated but they'll

be back and they will all know my name

they will all know my name and my name

is number 63890 number

that's not my name prisoner number 63890

report for latrine Duty

not again

every once in a while a friend of yours

will get into trouble perhaps it's his

or her fault or perhaps it's not well

that's what happened to Norman today

when he got sucked into corpus now when

that happens it's better to reach out to

them than to fight them or turn your

back you may be exactly what they need

to snap out of it Well Done floor

see ya

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