03x02 - Imaginary Friend

[bunniefuu]

♪

[ Cackling ]

That's right. Eat it all up.

Mommy's baby is hungry.

After lunch, daddy will change
that big, old diaper.

Won't you, daddy?

And after that, we'll all go
for ice cream in our new car.

Katie!
Ahh!

And just what do you think
you're doing?

Nothing.

You're playing
with my things again.

I've told you a thousand times.
These are my toys, not yours.

So hands off!

But mom says
we should share our things.

My toys are my toys.

And if I don't want
to share them, I'm not gonna.

Not now,
not ever.

[ Doorbell
ringing ]

It's daddy.

He's home from yew nork.

No, he's not.

Daddy won't be home
from his trip until monday.

[ Mom ]:
shauna! Katie!

Come to
the door.

There's a
package for you.

I get to open it.

I saw it first.

Shauna... Mom said
it's for both of us.

Thank you, I'd better go.

My oldest is having a little

Trouble with
the concept of sharing.

I know she is.

[ Yelping ]

That's why this is
such a special... Delivery.

[ Cackling ]

[ Shauna ]: what is it?

What's inside?

Maybe it's from daddy.

He said he's going to send you
something. This could bit.

It's a doll.

A sharon sharalike doll.

Aw, how come it couldn't
be something I like.

[ Gasping ]

She's beautiful.

[ Doll ]: you're nice.
I like you.

And she talks.

You know,

I had a doll just like her
when I was your age.

You did?

Well, maybe it's not so bad.

It might look nice
on my bookshelf.

Shauna, don't!

I had her.

Let it go.
It's my turn.

Sharon sharalike.
Sharon sharalike.

Stop that. That's enough.

This is a present
for both of you.

That means you have to share it.

All right...

I get it first.

No! That's not fair.

You don't even like her.

I do so.

Katie, I have an idea.

Let shauna play
with her for a while

And then you can
have sharon at bedtime.

She can sleep with me?

All night?

All night.

Yay!

I'm going to make a place
for her right now.

I can't wait for bedtime.

[ Doll ]: sharing is caring.

Will you share me with a friend?

[ Cryptkeeper ]: I don't know
about you, boils and ghouls,

But when the time comes,
I don't think big sister's

Going to live up to her end
of the bargain...

Do you?

But there's one thing
I'm dead certain of...

If shauna doesn't
find it in herself

To share and share alike,

This living doll will
see to it that she does.

[ Cackling ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Sighing ]

Come on, molly.

[ Katie ]: mommy,
is it bedtime yet?

[ Mom ]:
not yet.

[ Katie ]: when will
it be bedtime?

Pretty soon.

How soon?

[ Phone ringing ]

I'll get it, it's for me.

[ Siren blaring ]

I'm so bored.

[ Gasping ]

[ Sighing ]

[ Mom ]: all right, girls,
time to get ready for bed.

[ Katie ]: yay!

Aw... Bedtime already.

Can't we stay up late?

It's the
weekend.
Not tonight.

But I'm not tired.

I am.

Time for bed.

Ha, ha, my goodness.

What's gotten into you tonight?

[ Giggling ]
go on, then.

I'll tuck you in shortly.

Sharon too?
Sharon too.

Shauna,

Can you bring the doll in
please? It's katie's turn.

[ Doll ]: I love to share,
don't you?

Hmm.

[ Katie ]: I made
a place for sharon.

Right here beside me, mommy.

Do you think she'll like it?

[ Mom ]: oh, yes,
I'm sure she'll love it.

What are you looking at?

If I don't want to share,
I don't have to.

♪

[ Shauna ]: I'm sorry, katie.

I don't know
what happened to her.

[ Sobbing ]

I looked all over...

Even in molly's doghouse,

But I couldn't
find her anywhere.

You lost her on purpose.

[ Crying ]

What? Why would I do that?

Because it was my turn.

You never share with me.

Look, she's
not lost.

I'll find her, ok?
First thing in the morning.

It's all right, sweetie, sharon
will turn up some place.

You'll see.

Hmff.

[ Crying ]

[ Gasping ]

Gee, she's still crying.

Get over it.

[ Crying ]

Mom, katie's crying.

Mom?

[ Crying ]

Wait a minute.

That doesn't sound like katie.

It sounds like... That doll.

Stupid thing.

It must be broken.

I'll fix that.

[ Gasping ]

That's weird.

Where is it?

[ Crying ]

Katie... That little sneak.

Gee,

I could have sworn
I heard it in here.

[ Crying ]

There it is again.

But where is it coming from?

[ Crying ]

Mom, mom?

Hey, mom.

[ Mumbling ]

What is it, honey?
Are you all right?

Yes, but that stupid doll must
be broken or something.

I can hear
it crying.

I don't hear anything.

Maybe you were dreaming.

No, it woke me up.

But I can't find it.

Well, it's stopped now.

Maybe its batteries died.

Come on, honey,
I'll tuck you back in.

We'll look for it
in the morning.

Mom's right.

We'll find it in the morning.

At least it stopped crying.

[ Sighing ]

But if katie didn't find
my hiding place, who did?

I hope it didn't get sucked
into the furnace or anything.

[ Yawning ]

Oh, well.

[ Crying ]

Aw, not again.

I'm never going
to get any sleep.

Where are you?

I know you're here some place.

I can hear you.

Under the bed.

Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

I know you're under here.

You can hide,
but you can't run...

Can you?

[ Gasping ]

Come on, shauna. Get a grip.

That wasn't the doll.

It's a doll.

It must have been the wind,

Or a rat, or... Molly.

[ Crying ]

[ Whining ]

Sorry, molly,

But that doll
is driving me crazy.

Is it in here?

[ Growling ]

Relax, will you?

I'll be out of your hair
soon as I find that doll.

Now where is it?

[ Growling ]

[ Whimpering ]

What is it, girl? What's wrong?

Hello.

I'm sharon sharalike.

[ Screaming ]

You're not nice.

I don't like you.

[ Gasping ]

It's easy to share.
I'll show you.

[ Screaming ]

[ Laughing ]

♪

[ Laughing ]

Ahh, molly, sic her.

Get her, girl.

Boo.

We're finally alone.

Let's play.

[ Screaming ]

Mom!

Shh, mommy's sleeping.
Let's not wake her.

Leave me alone.
What do you want?

You have lots of nice toys.

Will you share them with me?

Kimmie says you don't like
to share your things.

She says, it drives you crazy.

[ Gasping ]

You can run, but you can't ride.

Buckle up, doll.

Vroom, vroom, vroom...

Uh-oh, looks like
the end of the road.

[ Screaming ]
vroom, vroom...

Vroom...

[ Crashing ]

[ Gasping ]

Where is she?

[ Screaming ]

Oh, good, good.

Baby had a widdle accident.

[ Screaming ]

And it's all your fault.

You'll have to be punished.

[ Screaming ]

[ Gasping ]

This can't be happening.

I must be dreaming.

I can't be. It's too real.

Ahh! Go away.

Dad.

Shauna,

Shauna? Please share
some time with me.

You've been ignoring me all day.

Ahh...

Come on, dad, pick up,
pick it up.

Dad, it's shauna. I need help

That doll is alive. It's after...

The cellular
customer you are

Trying to reach
is unavailable.

Oh... No!

[ Clanking ]

[ Gasping ]

[ Screaming ]

I found these groovy doll
clothes in your room.

Be honest... Does this outfit
make me look too hippy?

[ Laughing ]

[ Panting ]

Oh, no, there's no way
out of here.

Shauna,
shauna...

I'm trapped.

Ready or not, here I come.

Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

One, two, three on you.

[ Laughing ]
no.

Leave me alone.

You can open
your eyes now.

She's gone.

Gotcha.

[ Screaming ]

[ Growling ]

Molly, come on.

Come on, molly.

[ Barking ]

Oh, thank you, molly.

Thank you.
[ Knocking ]

Can shauna come to play?

I have something I want

To share with her.

Go away.

[ Pounding ]

I'm sorry. I was wrong.

[ Screaming ]

I'll share next time. I promise.

Ahh!

Good morning,
sleepyhead.

G-good morning?

That's right. Time to get up.

I must have
fallen asleep.

The doll.

It was after me.

Unless... I was dreaming.

There's only one way
to find out.

It was a dream.

Oh, thank goodness.

I'm sorry, katie.

I've been pretty selfish lately.

But I'll never
be that way again.

I promise.

You're nice. I like you.

♪

[ Katie ]: it's mine.
Give it back.

Oh, not again.

[ Laughing ]

I don't sound like that.

Yes, you do.

"It's mine. It's mine."

[ Laughing ]

From now on, my things
are your things, ok?

Ok... Does that mean I get
to use the phone in your room?

Let's not take advantage, ok?

[ Laughing ]

Wow, what a difference
a day makes.

I knew shauna had it in her,

But what in the world
brought all this on?

[ Cryptkeeper ]: I think I know

What made shauna
finally see the fright.

Yes, boils and ghouls,

Shauna learned
a valuable lesson today.

Perhaps you'd like to
scare us with it, sharon?

Sharon sharalike,
sharon sharalike.

Aw, isn't she a living doll?

[ Cackling ]

Until next time, kiddies,
this is the cryptkeeper saying,

Creep out of trouble
because I'll be watching.

[ Cackling ]