01x08 - Hyde and Go Shriek

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[Scary laughter]

Ah, there's nothing like

A good workout on

The dreadmill.

But if you really want to be

In the running for a great

Body like mine...

[Crash]

Let me jog your memory

About nutrition.

To get your day off

To a screaming start, take

A little wheat germ... Or any

Other kind of germ you might

Like.

I'm a little partial

To bubonic plague myself.

Throw in some gar-bone-zo

Beans, car-rot juice,

And voila!

It's a crypt c*ck.

A smooth and creamy chiller.

Uh-oh.

I guess you'll have to settle

For our story.

It's about a weakling named

Wendell who had a bully

Of a time until he learned how

To play "hyde and go shriek."

[Boys laughing]

Okay, I'll run it back.

Chet, louie, you guys block

For me.

Right, rex.

Gotcha.

Where should I stand, rex?

Where do you want me?

You play left out, wendell.

Get it?

Left out!

Left out?

Okay, sure.

I can do that.

So I stand right here?

I got it!

I got it!

Ooof!

It's mine, dolt!

Ooof!

Fumble!

Fumble!

Huh?

Whoa!

Aaahhh...

What do I do?

What do I do?

Call 911!

Aaahhh!

Ooof!

[Boys laughing]

You're lucky you didn't

Cost us a turnover, wimp.

Come on, guys.

Spread out.

What's the play, rex?

And wendell goes long.

Got it.

You can count on me.

Oooh!

Hut-1, hut-2, hut-3.

Go, wendell, go!

Go wide!

Wider!

You fix his shorts?

They should give right

About... Now!

Huh?

Whoaaa!

Aaah!

[Boys laughing]

Heh-heh-heh!

That's the best one yet, rex.

Yeah, I mean, right across

The street.

Ha-ha...

Yeah, you sure got me that

Time, rex.

I guess you could say that's

One way to get my vitamins.

Ha-ha-ha!

You may be a dweeb,

Wendell, but you sure can take

A joke.

Yeah, you gotta hand it

To old wendell, rex.

He can take whatever you can

Dish out.

Yeah?

We'll see about that.

Gee, what am I gonna wear

Now?

What you got there, wheeze?

Tie-dye project for art class?

Ha-ha-haaa...

[Whistle blows]

Nuts, it's hubka!

Reavis!

Yes, mr. Hubka?

Didn't I tell

You to lighten up on wendell?

Uh... Um...

It's okay, mr. Hubka.

The guys were just having

A little fun, that's all.

No harm done.

Yeah, sure, wendell.

But I'm telling ya, you're too

Nice for your own good.

Okay, towels in... Now!

Boy, wendell sure saved

Our butts that time, huh, rex?

I'm gonna wipe that grin

Off his face once and for all.

I wouldn't want to be

In wendo's shoes.

Me, neither.

But I wouldn't mind seeing it.

[Boys laughing]

And to think, dr. Jekyll,

You used to be a scrawny

Little pipsqueak... Ha-ha...

Like me.

Look at the size of that

Sucker.

It's all thanks

To a high-protein diet,

Regular exercise,

And my special ingredient...

Tender loving care.

Dr. Jekyll's my best friend.

Hey, wait!

So what kind of rat is he,

Wendell?

Be careful, rex.

Is he a pack rat?

Or maybe he's a... Back rat.

Whoaaa!

Go, wendell, go!

Dr. Jekyll!

Ah-ha-ha-ha!

This time you've gone too

Far, reavis!

Come on, wendy.

Can't you take a joke?

This goes well beyond

The limit of human tolerance.

I'm gonna make you pay!

Okay, what did that thing

Set you back?

About a buck 80?

I owe ya.

Heh-heh-heh!

Looks like old wendy can't

Take a joke after all.

Hoo-hoo!

[Grunt!]

Check it out!

Don't worry... [Grunt]...

I'll get it.

[Grunt].

Wendell pumping up?

I don't believe it!

Need some help, wendell?

Hi, guys.

No thanks.

I have to do this... [Grunt]

By myself.

[Grunt].

Hey, i...

You're gonna give yourself

A hernia, wendell.

Yeah, you walk funny enough

Already.

No time for humour, fellas.

I'm serious about this.

I'm bulking up.

Look, feel this.

Ouch, don't break it!

It's the only one I've got.

But I'll soon have lots more.

Then I'll have it out with rex

Reavis once and for all.

Mano-a-mano.

Excuse me.

This gives me a radical

Idea.

[Grunt].

Listen, wendell, you're

Going at this all wrong, guy.

Uh... Yeah.

At this rate, you'll be an old

Man by the time you're ready

To take on rex.

Right!

You need immediate results...

A special all-organic program

That'll put muscles on muscles

In a matter of days.

Whoaaa!

Ooof!

[Crash]

You guys know where I can get

Something like that?

Wendell, you've come

To the right place.

Look at all this neat

Stuff.

I didn't know your father

Owned a health food store,

Chet.

Yeah, well don't let it get

Around.

Find something, chet.

This'll do.

I mean, this is the stuff, all

Right.

Is that it.

You bet.

Wow, where's he get it,

Chet.

It was here when he bought

The store.

Guaranteed to turn even

The scrawniest dweeb

Into a blood-thirsty, battling

Beast overnight.

"Zen master chen's old"

Yarrow root tea"?

Yeah, it's... Uh... An

Ancient formula.

All the kung fu guys drink it.

Wow!

It doesn't come cheap.

And it's the last box.

How much.

How much ya got.

Wow, 40 bucks!

Uh, what do ya think, chet?

Okay, because wendell's

A pal.

Three bags.

Believe me.

You don't want to overdo this

Stuff.

Besides, if you need more,

You know where to come.

Wait 'till I bump into rex

Now.

Boy, is he gonna be surprised.

[Door closes]

Heh-heh-heh!

Forty bucks!

Let's go squander it

Needlessly!

Bungeee...

[Crash]

What?

Heh-heh-heh!

Calling all babes!

Calling all babes!

Ha-ha-ha!

Come out, come out wherever

You are!

Oooh!

What was that?

What was what.

Man, I must be seeing

Things.

It's like he vanished.

Aaahhh!

Aaah!

Hey!

What is it?

What is that thing?

Let's get out of here!

[Howling]

No way!

It... It couldn't be, could

It?

I don't believe it.

I know, man, but I swear

We're taller.

No, louie, this!

Monster on the loose?

Maybe that tea we gave

Wendell.

You know, maybe it worked!

No way, chet!

Ohh... That jump must have

Messed you up more than

We thought.

But if it is wendell?

If it did work?

Uh-oh!

So we sold him the tea bags

To turn him into a monster

To get even with you.

And now we think they work.

Your father owns a health

Food store.

It's about the tea, rex!

Uh... Yeah, we think it

Turned wendell into a real

Monster... Uh... Maybe.

Maybe you think I'm dumb

Enough to believe that, huh?

Never, rex.

But look at the headlines.

If it ain't in the sports

Section, I don't read it.

But rex, if it is wendell,

He's probably laying in wait

Out there to get you.

Good, 'cause I've been

Waiting for an excuse to take

That little dweeb apart.

[Strange noises]

Meow... Meowww.

Ha-ha-ha!

Huh?

I've been looking for you,

Rex.

Yeah?

Well, ain't that something.

I've been looking for you,

Dweeb.

It's time you paid for what

You did to dr.

Jekyll.

Your magic tea, right?

Chet and louie told me all

About it.

One sip and you turn

Into arnold schwarzenegger.

Go ahead, wendy, drink some

More.

Knock yourself out.

You think I believe that

Bologna?

Aaah!

Aaahhh!

Aaahhh!

Help!

Someone help, please!

[Howling]

Aaah!

Aaahhh!

Aaahhh!

Aaah!

Yaaaa!

Whoaaa!

Whoa!

Why do these things...

Always have to happen...

To me?

Come on!

Yeeeaaahhh!

Aaahhh!

Yikessss!

Aaahhh!

[Police siren]

Let me in!

Let me in!

Let me in!

Fangs, eyes, claws.

He's after me 'cause I let

His rat escape.

Don't let him get me.

Now, take it easy, son.

Who's after you?

Wendell... The dweeb.

You don't understand,

The magic tea changes him.

He's the monster!

Well, thanks to

The newspapers, everyone

In town's seeing monsters.

In their closets,

At the convenience store...

And delivering pizzas.

But wendell is the monster!

Now, listen, we got every

Available man on the job.

Whatever's out there, we'll

Catch it.

So you go home, lock

Your door, and leave it to us.

It'll be too late.

He wants me!

What am I going to do?

I'll fix him.

That's it, rex.

Better not be holding out

On me.

It's the whole box.

Honest, all we got.

Okay, cool it off.

You think this is a good

Idea, rex.

Yeah, look what one bag did

To wendell.

That's right.

But this'll make me ten time's

The monster he is.

Then we'll see who comes out

On top.

If this stuff doesn't work,

I'll... Uhh!

Grrrrrr!

Aaahhh!

[Police sirens]

There it is!

Fire the tranquilizers.

[Snoring]

Okay, take 'er away.

[Police siren]

You know, somehow I get

The felling that right

From the start, wendell knew

That this was the way it was

Gonna go down.

Rex reavis was the monster?

Awesome!

Dr. Jekyll!

You came back!

Woof!

[Howling]

Tea bag about poor rex.

He should have checked

The label before he wolfed

Down his tea.

Uh-oh... For beast results,

Don't exceed one serving

Or things will get

Pretty... Hairy.

Boy, this stuff really puts

Scare on your chest.

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