02x06 - The Computer Walks Among Us

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♪ Scooby Dooby Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ There's a mystery in town ♪

♪ So call the coolest pup around ♪

♪ Oh Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Join Shaggy and the crew ♪

♪ Daphne Freddie and Velma too ♪

♪ And Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ When the ghosts and ghouls attack ♪

♪ Scooby eats a Scooby Snack ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Doo ♪

♪ Jinkies ♪ ♪ Scooby Dooby ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby Dooby ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪ ♪ Scooby ♪

♪ So come on it's mystery time ♪

♪ You can help us solve the crime ♪

♪ With Scooby a pup named Scooby ♪

♪ Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo where are you? ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Doo Scoobady-doo ♪♪

[Shaggy] Like, we were all at the Brain Club Science Show.

That's where all the smart kids in school

show their latest inventions.

And along with their parents

we were waiting to see Velma's entry.

It was the perfect place to show my latest invention

a super triple deluxe sandwich

to my pal, a pup named Scooby Doo.

chomp

gulp

[both sigh]

I swear if this were an eating show

you two would be sure to win first prize.

We concur with Daphne's assessment.

Scooby and Shaggy are both true champions

at consuming edible substances.

Like, thanks a lot, Mrs. Dinkley.

Yeah, thanks. Uh, what'd she say?

Like, don't ask me, Scoob.

[audience applauding]

Thank you, Bruce Wormsley, for that wonderful invention.

Our final entry is from last year's winner

Velma Dinkley.

- Hey, yeah. - Alright. Alright, Velma.

[whistles]

Thank you, my invention, the Dinkley 2000

will do anything you ask.

Robot, perform task 54-K.



Wow! Look at this picture in the Exaggerator.

Velma's robot looks just like the Metal Men from Mercury.

Freddy, just watch Velma, okay?

As you can see, no task is too difficult.

It can even cook.

[ringing]

Task complete.

I'll take that.

[laughs] The only thing this hunk of junk's good for

is scrap metal.

Careful, Red, my robot is extremely sensitive.

If you ask me, that robot is all wet.

All wet, all wet.

Whoa!

[audience laughing]

You know, that's not very funny.

And this year's first prize winner of the Science Show is..

...Velma Dinkley!

[audience cheering]

That's three years in a row now.

Congratulations, Velma, you've earned it.

Aw, Jinkies. Thanks, Mr. Morton.

screech

Way to go, Velma.

slurp

Yeah, you're the greatest.

[giggles] Thanks, Scooby.

I believe a celebration at the local

ice-cream establishment is in order.

My treat.

[all] Yay.

click

[yelling]

Delete! Delete! Delete!

♪ Scooby-doo-be-do-be ♪

♪ A pup named Scooby-Doo-be-do Scooby-Doo ♪♪

- Hm, first I do a X. - Like, and then an O.

And one more X.

[chuckles]

Tic-tac-toe.

ding ding ding

Now remember, class, tomorrow we're having

the year-end math final.

'Oh, and I almost forgot to congratulate you'

for wining the contest, Velma.

Thank you, Mrs. Stickler.

I'll see you in the morning.

I really like your robot, Velma.

Why, thank you, Bruce.

I liked your fountain pen's spatula too.

Thanks.

I'm glad that it won second place.

So am I.

I just wanted you to know that

that everyone looks up to you

and well...that I'm your biggest fan.

Jinkies, that's very nice of you to say, Bruce.

Ahem.

Ha, well, I-I guess I'm your second biggest fan.

- That's better. - 'Argh!'

- That sounds like Daphne. - Let's go.

What is it, Daphne?

Yeah, what is it?

Huh, my purple notebook.

It's missing!

Like, don't worry, Daphne, we'll find it.

We better.

It's the only notebook I have that matches this dress.

Locker thieves, huh?

I read all about them in last week's Exaggerator.

- You did? - Yeah, I'll show you.

Oh, no!

Like, what's the matter, Freddy?

My complete alphabetized collection of first edition

National Exaggerators is gone.

It's gotta be the Metal Men.

They're afraid of any press coverage.

Like, you don't think.

I hope not.

Huh, like, I don't believe it.

We've been cleaned out, Scoob.

Cleaned out? Oh, no!

toot

Don't worry, everyone.

My award-winning robot will help us.

beep beep beep

Robot working.

First, I'll enter a list of the missing items.

And then the location of each locker.

beep beep beep

Computing data.

Computation completed.

Let handle this.

Aha! According to the robot

the missing items are in this locker, number 1216.

Ah!

Like, dig it, Scoob. It's our butterscotch and broccoli pizza.

Thank goodness.

Huh! And there's my notebook and Freddy's papers.

Good work, Velma.

Now that we know the locker number, we can find

the low-life insect who stole our stuff.

Uh, actually, this is my locker, Freddy.

Huh, Velma's locker?

- Velma? - Velma?

So, you did it, huh?

That's pretty sneaky pretending to be our friend

'all these years. Hmph!'

Freddy, would you wake up?

Like, yeah. Velma would never do anything like that.

- Uh, would you? - Of course not.

I've no idea how all this stuff got here.

Excuse me, everybody.

By chance have any of you happened to have seen my..

[gasps] There it is.

My official Brain Club slide rule and pencil case.

- Velma, how could you? - But, Bruce, I..

And to think you used to be my hero.

[laughs] Don't worry, Dinkley, I still like you.

Even if you are a crook.

[laughing]

Watch it, Red.

Could you do us all a favor and get lost?

Ha, try and make me.

Oh, if you insist.

- Jenkins. - Yes?

Remove this delinquent, please.

[Jenkins] 'Yes, Miss Blake.'

This isn't very funny either.

What's going on here, kids?

Yeah, what's going on here?

- Freddy. - I was just wondering.

Hm. Hey, what's this?

[gasps] These are the answers to tomorrow's math final.

Like, are you sure, Mrs. Stickler?

Yeah, Velma wouldn't cheat.

That's right.

She might steal everything from her friends

but she'd never cheat.

Velma, I think we'd better see Mr. Morton about this.

Mr. Morton, the principal?

Suspended! This is the worst day of my life.

Oh, Velma, I'm sure things will get better.

Daphne's right.

After all, you're not the first kid to be

tossed out of school and disgraced

in front of her friends.

Freddy!

[coughing] Uh, uh, sorry.

Besides, I'm sure there's lots of work

for a criminal genius like you.

[all] Shh!

I was only trying to help.

Jinkies, getting suspended isn't the worst part.

Like, what are you talking about, Velma?

My parents will never understand.

[sighs] I suppose one could say that my life

is essentially ruined.

It's alright, Velma. We still love you.

Thanks, Scooby. I love you too.

Don't worry, Velma.

The Scooby Doo Detective Agency is at your service.

If you tell us how you did it.

Puh-lease, Freddy, Velma didn't do it.

Like, yeah, there's gotta be

some way to prove she didn't do it.

Let me think.

I got it.

[imitating robot] Computer data. Computer data.

[gasping] Like, good idea, Scoob.

Yeah, we'll use Velma's computer to help solve the mystery.

But how can I get back into school if I'm suspended?

Leave that to me.

Like, the school sure looks creepy at night, huh, Scoob?

Huh, yeah, I'll say.

Like, I wonder what happened to Daphne and Velma?

Here we are.

Hey, who's the new kid?

Freddy, it's me, Velma.

Oh, uh. Oh, yeah. I knew that.

Like, how do we get inside?

Don't worry, g*ng, I've got this one all figured out.

Uh-oh!

Well, first, you and Scooby will take the new kid

and lower yourselves to the cafeteria's sky light.

Then Daphne and I will slip through the mail slot and then--

Why don't we just knock on the door, Freddy?

I was gonna say that.

Yeah?

[all] Aah!

What do you kids want, huh?

Well, um, w-we forgot our books inside.

Well, hurry up and get 'em.

Come on, come on. We don't have all night, you know.

Hey, hey. Who's this kid?

Don't ask me, I've never seen her before.

Um, she's my cousin.

Wow! I didn't know Daphne had a cousin.

Come on, Freddy.

[Shaggy] Like, did you find anything yet, Scoob?

beep beep beep

Not yet.

Whoa!

thud

Like, it's Velma's magnifying glass.

- What's it doing here? - I don't know!

You don't think that she's really the one who..

[both] Nah!

Hm.

Aha! Caught you, Dinkley.

I knew you'd come back to the scene of the crime.

[laughs] What a weenie. Wait till I tell..

See you later, Red. Hee-hee-hee!

Well, if the new kid's coming along

she'll have to help find clues.

Freddy, we keep telling you that..

Oh, never mind. She'll help.

sniff sniff sniff

Huh?

[instrumental music]

Good work, Scooby.

It's tires tracks and they're in front of our lockers.

Like, why would there be tire tracks in front of our lockers?

- I don't know. - Jinkies.

Wow! The new kid said "Jinkies" just like Velma does.

These tire tracks came from my robot.

I wonder what it means.

[Robot] 'It means I must delete.'

It means I must delete.

ding ding ding

Like, I'm too young to be d-d-deleted.

screech

Jinkies, I've created a monster.

Delete! Delete! Delete!

I must delete! I must delete!

Jinkies, help!

Like, oh, no. The robot has Velma.

[growls] That does it.

[instrumental music]

I'm coming, Velma.

screech

You asked for it. Put 'em up.

Removing unwanted interference.

Uh-oh.

'Whoa!'

Like, it's no use. Not even Scoob can save her.

Now what?

I know.

screech

Kuchi kuchi koo!

[laughing] That tickles!

Let's go, Velma.

[Fred] This way, g*ng.

[laughing continues]

Huh?

[yells]

I must delete! I must..

Like, welcome to Scooby's wash and tune.

Huh?

And what is your name?

I must delete.

Uh-huh, that's a silly.. Oh, yes, yes, Mr. Delete.

Like, we've been waiting for you, sir.

Follow us.

Step right inside, Mr. Delete.

Like, here's your shower cap and your scrub brush.

And here's a rubber ducky.

Thank you.

Don't forget to wash behind your data bank.

Okay.

[humming]

Huh?

snarl

Delete! Delete!

Phew, that was close.

- Like, too close for me. - Me too.

Velma, you're back.

I wonder what happened to that new kid.

- Freddy, I-- - She had to go home, Freddy.

Oh, okay.

So, you dipsticks are still sneaking around the school, huh?

- Like, not now, Red. - Yeah, we're busy.

Jinkies, we need some more clues.

Hm, on a case like this there's only one thing to do.

Yeah. What is it?

Follow that robot.

[Shaggy] 'Like, come on, Scoob. It's only the Janitor's office.'

[Scooby] 'Un-uh, un-uh.'

Would you go in there for a Scooby snack?

No way. It's dark, scary, spooky.

Would you do it for me, Scooby?

mwah

Please?

Yeah, I'll do anything for you, Velma.

Great! Let's go, g*ng.

Wow! Look at all this stuff!

Eww! You'd think a janitor's room would be cleaner.

What are you kids doing here?

[Fred] What are we doing here?

The question is, why are you in the janitor's office

in the middle of the night?

Well, you really wanna know it's simply

because I'm the janitor and I work here!

Then how do you explain all these weird things in here?

[sighs] I'm a tinkerer. I love to build things.

Take a look at my latest invention.

Like, get ready to run, Scoob. This is probably squeel central.

I'm ready.

It's my mopping kayak.

Watch this.

Steer out, steer out, steer out, steer out.

Like, there's one idea where you can clean up.

Get it, Scoob? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

- Clean up. - Clean up.

[chuckling]

I don't get it.

Look, we've gotta find that robot

and prove Velma's innocent.

Don't worry, Daphne. I'd like to see it look me in the eyes.

You asked for it.

C-c-can we start the music now?

Starting music.

♪ Do do do do do do do do do do do ♪

♪ Do do do do do do do do do do do ♪

♪ Do do do do do do do do do do do ♪

♪ Shiny and ghastly ♪

♪ Got a power over me ♪

♪ They say that he's rust resistant ♪

♪ I say that he's cool ♪

♪ She's got a crush on him ♪

♪ He's got such metallic skin ♪

♪ He's made of terrible transistors ♪

♪ And ghostly circuit boards ♪

♪ Micro monster ♪

Shh. You've got to be quiet in the library.

That's better.

♪ Do do do do do do do do do ♪

♪ He's nasty and he's so tall ♪

♪ He's creepy girl don't you know ♪

♪ He never returns my call ♪

♪ But I love him so ♪

♪ She's got a crush on him ♪

♪ He's got such metallic skin ♪

♪ He's made of terrible transistors ♪

♪ And ghostly circuit boards ♪

♪ Micro monster ♪

♪ Do do do do do do do do do ♪

♪ Micro monster ♪♪

Argh!

whimper whimper

- Good going, Scooby. - It was nothing.

Say, isn't this your briefcase, Velma?

Hm, and a red ribbon.

You don't think that..

[all] Nah! Ah! Whoa.

I must delete.

- I can't watch. - Me neither.

It's probably full of slime and dust.

[together] Aah!

slurp

Shaggy.

Now I must delete Velma.

Delete Velma?

No, "delete Velma."

Jinkies! What do we do now, Scooby?

You're asking me?

That's it. You're a genius, Scooby.

I am? What'd I do?

I must delete.

Robot, sweep the floor.

I must sweep.

And while you're at it, clean the chalkboard

and paint me a picture.

I must clean chalkboard and paint picture.

And walk on the high wire.

Warning, possible overload.

Warning, possible overload.

[Velma] I also need you to write a few book reports.

Fifty-seven to be exact.

And the whole week's homework!

Circuit overload. No more demands.

Circuit overload.

thud

We have one more little tiny job for you.

Danger, trouble. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

Fix me a Scooby snack.

What kind? Strawberry, pickle, limb..

Overload, overload, overload.

[gibberish]

Like, no jive. Am I glad to get out of there?

So am I! I was afraid my skirt would start to wrinkle.

Thanks for getting us out, Velma.

Thank Scooby, he reminded me that the robot was programmed

to do what I asked.

Oh, shucks, it was nothing.

Let's split up, g*ng.

Freddy, it's too late, we've already caught the monster.

Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Thanks for calling us to come in, kids.

We were so glad when we found out

that Velma was innocent.

I don't understand why your robot

committed those crimes, Velma.

Because it was being controlled by someone else, Mr. Morton.

That's right and I know exactly who did it.

- You do? - Sure.

[male announcer] 'We interrupt "A Pup Named Scooby-Doo"'

'for this special announcement.'

Warning! You are about to hear

one of Freddy's goofy ideas. Thank you.

First, Velma and that new kid what's-her-name

disguise themselves as lockers to steal our stuff.

'And all that time they were secretly in radio contact'

with the Metal Men from Mercury.

They're planning a robot invasion of Earth, you know.

A robot invasion? Oh.

- Hold it, Scooby. - What for?

There are no Metal Men on Mercury, Freddy.

- Thank goodness. - Then it has to be Red Herring.

Zip it, you dip..

I didn't do anything.

- Why don't you.. - Goodbye, Red.

Like, then, it must have been Gus the janitor.

He was weird and spooky and he liked to build things too.

It wasn't you, was it, Velma?

[all] Nah!

No, Daphne.

The person behind the robot is..

'...Bruce Wormsley.'

[all] Huh! Bruce?

[Velma] I first suspected Bruce

when Scooby found his pen case in the hallway.

And the red ribbon Scooby found was the same one

Bruce won for his science project.

But, Bruce, why?

I was tired of Velma always doing better than me.

I knew I'd be the number one student with her out of the way.

[growls] Watch it, Bruce.

And I would have gotten away with it

if it weren't for her friends and that, that puppy.

Like, that's right. Because when you mess with Velma--

You mess with us.

Come on, Bruce, it's time for us

to have a long talk with your parents.

Your robot worked pretty well after all, Velma.

- We concur. - Uh-hmm.

We're very proud of our Velma.

Thank you, father. I was worried that I might have let you down.

Don't be silly, dear.

No matter what happened to you, we would always understand.

Like, what happened to your robot, Velma?

Yeah, where is it?

Steer out, steer out, steer out, steer out.

Thanks for the robot, Velma.

Don't mention it, Gus.

We're so glad to have you back in school, Velma.

Thank you, Mrs. Stickler.

But I'd still be in trouble if it weren't my friend

a pup named..

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

slurp

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♪ Scooby Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

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