02x05 - Night of the Living Burger

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♪ Scooby-Dooby Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ There's a mystery in town ♪

♪ So call the coolest pup around ♪

♪ Go Scooby ♪

♪ A pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Join Shaggy and the crew ♪

♪ Daphne Freddy Velma too ♪

♪ And Scooby ♪

♪ A pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ When the ghosts and ghouls attack ♪

♪ Scooby eats a Scooby Snack ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Jinkies ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ So come on it's mystery time ♪

♪ You can help us solve the crime ♪

♪ With Scooby ♪

♪ A pup named Scooby Scooby ♪

♪ A pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Where are you? ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scoob-badi-doo ♪♪

[Daphne] It all started when Velma and I went to Shaggy's house

one Friday night.

boing

It was a chance to show off my new designer robe

and to watch Count Shockula with the boys

and a pup named Scooby-Doo.

Hi, Freddy.

Are they still mad at each other?

Worse than ever. Look!

Aren't you two carrying this thing a little too far.

[together] No!

Like it was all his fault. He started it.

Unh-unh, he started it.

Like I'm not watching the same TV as him?

Never mind.

- That's better. - Oh, brother.

This is going to be a long night.

Bwah-bwah.

Good evening ghosts and ghostess.

- Alright! - Alright, yeah.

We're going to start tonight's show

with something really scary.

It's an O'Greazy commercial. Bwah.

Thanks, Count.

Tonight at O'Greazy's Bucket O'Fun Restaurant

we're featuring this delicious Bucket O'Cheese.

Bucket O'Cheese?

- Ew! - Bucket O'Cheese? Mmm.

And if that's not enough, we're having a big contest.

[flies buzzing]

You can win your very own Bucket O'cash.

[flies buzzing]

Hey, who swiped my Bucket O'Cash?

Rarrr! I did. Rarrr! I hate O'Greazy.

[teeth chattering]

[screaming]

Relax, guys. That monster wouldn't want to mess

with the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency.

Rarrr! Oh, yeah?

honk

[screaming]

Rarrr!

♪ Scoob Scooby-Dooby-Dooby A pup named Scooby-doo ♪

♪ Scooby-do-be-do Scooby-doo ♪♪

[intense music]

- What was that? - I don't know.

Like, I don't wanna hide with him.

Like, I wanna hide with him either.

[theme music]

I knew it.

The National Exaggerator says

"The Hamburger People and the Mustard Men

are invading the Earth."

Alright, Freddy.

[knock on door]

Oh, no. It's the Mustard Men.

They make house calls.

- Mustard Men? - Mustard Men?

[screaming]

[growling]

- Is it the Mustard Men? - No, worse.

It's Mr. O'Greazy.

That's my name. Buckets are my game.

Here, have a Bucket O'Slimy Things.

It's on the house.

[flies buzzing]

Phew!

I've got an emergency case

for the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency.

I see.

You must be impressed with our

outstanding record of success.

Or is it because of our innovative methods

of crime detection?

Nah! I picked you 'cause you're cheap

and the only one's open this late.

But isn't this really a job for the police?

Get serious, Freddy.

The police don't believe in monsters.

Hey, this guy's not just taking my money

he's also stealing my buckets.

That means a w*r.

I'm sorry, Mr. O'Greazy but we don't handle wars.

Like, yeah, especially if that puppy is gonna help.

[blowing raspberry]

We interrupt Count Shockula

for this special announcement.

If O'Greazy can't be the sponsor

the show will have to be canceled. Thank you.

[all exclaiming]

- Cancel Count Shockula? - That's what I said.

- Oh, no. - Yeah, it's my favorite show.

- I wasn't talking to you. - I wasn't talking to you.

Hmm, we'll take the case

but we'll have to charge you overtime.

Because it's past our bedtime, 50 cents a night.

Plus snack expenses.

Beautiful.

And if you solve the case, I'll give ya a big reward.

You've got a deal, Mr. O'Greazy.

Here's your Bucket O'Contract.

You can sign 'em on the way to my office. Come on.

- Huh! - Huh!

[door closing]

[Daphne] So, we went straight to Mr. O'Greazy's

icky bucket shaped office.

You kids pull up o'chair.

Ew! I don't sit in buckets.

- Jenkins? - Allow me, Miss Blake.

[sighing] That's better. That'll be all, Jenkins.

Yes, Miss Blake.

Like, would someone tell that puppy that I was here first?

Unh-unh, I was.

toing

Oh, would you two stop it.

Yeah, we're on a case.

This is serious business.

Now, about those Mustard Men..

I want to talk to you now, O'Greazy!

Wow! Count Shockula!

- Can I have your autograph? - Can I have your autograph?

Anything for my fans.

- Never mind. - Never mind.

O'Greazy, you have to stop this stupid publicity stunt.

Hmm, you look like Count Shockula.

You act like Count Shockula.

But you sure don't sound like Count Shockula.

How do you explain that one, huh, buddy?

It's the teeth. You try talking with these.

Okay.

- Bwah-bwah! - Yikes!

Like, would someone tell that puppy not to scare me?

He he he.

Calm down, Shocky baby. This isn't a trick.

That Burger Monster fellow

is trying to put me out of business.

Oh, I wish you hadn't bought all the commercials on my show.

Of course, if you went out of business

I could get a better sponsor.

Shocky baby, come on!

Who could be a better sponsor than O'Greazy's, huh?

Just about anyone. Bwah!

[all] See you later, Count Shockula.

- Come back and see us. - Bye, kids.

My fans adore me.

Come on, g*ng, let's return to the scene of the crime

and look for clues.

You mean like go to that restaurant? Ha ha, not me.

Me neither. It's scary.

Well, if he's not going then I am going.

Then I'll go too.

[sighing]

I hope they make up soon.

♪ Scooby-do-do-do-do Dooby-do-do-do-do ♪♪

Oh, this place is so scary.

Like, are you afraid of a monster too, Daphne?

Get serious, Shaggy.

I told you there are no such things as monsters.

I'm talkin' about these tacky buckets.

Rarrr!

[all] Yikes!

Bwarr.

Stay off this case.

Scooby, do something.

Well, ralt and repper.

Like, tell that puppy that this is no time to eat.

Ah, ah, achoo.

Ooh, Rarrr!

Wow! Way to go, Scooby!

Ah, that was nothing.

Ah! It was nothing. Huh!

- Jinkies. - Ah, Velma said Jinkies.

And we've only been on the case a few minutes.

click click

- What is it? - It's stage make-up.

Stage make-up?

Then it's not really a Burger Monster.

- It's not? - No!

It's a Mustard Man in disguise.

Calm down, Freddy. It says here "Vampire Fake Blood."

Hmm. Who would wear Vampire Fake Blood?

Rount Rakula?

Like, tell that puppy

that it could belong to any vampire.

Yeah, that's right.

But how many other vampires do we know?

We better go to O'Greazy's restaurant and look for clues.

[Daphne] Oh, Scooby, would you please go inside?

Unh-unh, there might be a ronster in there.

Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

Not on your life.

Like, tell that puppy he's a scaredy dog.

Oh, yeah? Watch me.

vroom

Oops, I forgot.

Come on, g*ng. Let's go.

[sniffing]

I think Scooby's on to something.

One Bucket O'Burgers, please.

Hey, no buttin' in line.

Huh, Red Herring.

Ew! You mean you actually eat this stuff?

Sure, I come here all the time.

O'Greazy's got the best grub in town.

You want a hot dog, Scooby?

Yeah!

Ha ha. Then get your own.

[laughing]

Oh.

[laughing]

That's not very funny.

May I help you?

Have you seen any strange things

and or monsters around here lately?

I've seen plenty.

Name's Skippy Johnson.

I've been here for 38 years.

Thirty eight years? In this place?

Yep and Mr. O'Greazy gave me every award

this restaurant gives. Even the golden bucket.

Well, you have mentioned that.

Like, tell that puppy not to touch the bucket.

Mind your own business.

And I've never seen nothing like that monster

except, maybe on that Shockula program.

If you ask me, that Shockula fellow has something to hide.

Of course, you didn't ask me.

Well, g*ng, it looks like we struck out

in the clue department.

Maybe, not.

One Bucket O'Clues, please.

Comin' up.

Good thinking, Velma. Let's get a closer look at these clues.

I swear, you two are acting like such g*ons. Come on.

[Fred] 'Wow! Look at this.'

A footprint, a set of fingerprints..

...and a pizza.

Rizza! Oh, boy!

chomp chomp chomp

burp

Like, will someone tell that puppy to stop eating our clues?

Barney's Bag O'Burgers.

Hmm, maybe, we better go have a word or two

with this Barney guy.

Rarrr!

[screaming]

Like, I hate unexpected company.

I warned you to stay off this case.

Now, you'll pay!

Rarrr!

Like, somebody better do something.

- Yeah. - Like, I wasn't--

I know, you weren't talking to me.

Rarrr!

Right this way, Monsieur Burger.

We have your table waiting.

♪ Scooby-Dobby-Doo ♪

♪ Scoo-ba-di-doo.. ♪♪

There you are.

Like here is the menu, monsieur.

- May I take the order? - Rarrr!

That is the specialty of the house, monsieur.

Here comes le puppy chef now.

[humming]

Like, dinner is served.

Like, thank you for coming and enjoy your meal, monsieur.

Rarrr!

Let's get out of here!

burp

Delicious.

Rarrr!

Rarrr!

That was close.

Like, you're not kiddin'.

- Yeah. - Like, I wasn't talking to you.

I wasn't talking to you either.

Why do you have that bucket on your head, Scooby?

- Bucket? I don't know. - Hmm.

Never mind that game.

We gotta pay this Barney guy a visit, remember?

[crickets chirping]

Excuse me. Where can we find Barney?

That's Mr. Barney to you, kid.

I'm mighty Arney Barney, the owner.

[yawning]

squish

Like, tell that puppy that if he can't stay awake on the job

he can go home and no one will miss him.

He can go home and no one will miss him, huh!

We were hired by Mr. O'Greazy.

O'Greazy? I should have known.

Aha, sounds like you might have something against O'Greazy.

Yeah, I got somethin' against him, alright?

I was Coolsville's king of fast food

with my Bag O'Beets and my Bag O'Soup.

Yuck!

Then O'Greazy went

high-tech on me

with his buckets!

I never recovered. Lost all my restaurants.

Except this cart.

That's terrible.

[beeping]

[tires screeching]

Hey, kids, found that monster yet?

Not yet, Mr. O'Greazy, but we are on the case.

Yo, Barney. How about I get you some Bucket O'Customers?

You look like you need it.

[laughing]

Oh, yeah?

Well, I got a plan to put you

out of business, O'Greazy.

It's a monster of a plan.

Ah, bag it, Barney.

Hey, that's funny. Get it. Bag it.

[laughing]

Rag it?

[laughing]

I don't get it.

Come back here you

no-good bucket toad..

Well, that didn't help much.

- Yeah, it's his fault. - Yeah, it's his fault.

Like, I can't work with that puppy. I'm going home!

[blowing raspberry] And I'm going this way.

[instrumental music]

clank clank

Oh.

Good going, Scooby. You found a clue.

- I did? - Huh!

Tell that puppy, he's just lucky.

♪ Na-na-na-na-na ♪♪

[gasping] It a trail of O'Greazy's Buckets.

Come on, g*ng. Follow those buckets.

[Fred] Wow! Look at this.

The trail leads right to Count Shockula's house.

- Like, I'll ring the doorbell. - No, I'll ring the doorbell.

Like if that puppy's gonna do it, then I won't do it.

Well, I won't do it either.

[Daphne] 'Thank you, Velma.'

[bells tolling]

- 'Yikes.' - 'Yikes.'

Don't worry, you guys. I'll handle Shockula.

Rarrr!

[male announcer] 'We interrupt the pup named Scooby-Doo'

'for a special announcement.'

The frightful reaction you are about to see

is performed by professionals.

Do not try this at home. Thank you.

[teeth chattering]

[screaming]

- Let's get out of here! - Rarrr!

♪ He's got a nasty disposition ♪

Rarrr!

♪ He's comin' on a spooky haunted mission ♪

♪ He's got lots of legs and a good as toasted bun ♪

♪ He's coming 'round just to have some spooky fun ♪

♪ Chilly sauce and cheese pickles if you please ♪

♪ Haunted Hamburger ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Haunted Hamburger won't be late ♪

♪ For a spooky ghouly ghastly date ♪

♪ If you see him just don't hesitate ♪

♪ Better run and hide ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ He's got a ghostly appetite ♪

♪ For some scary moment 'round midnight ♪

♪ He's a goofy spooky site ♪

♪ Haunted Hamburger ♪

♪ Have it ♪

♪ Gotta have a Haunted Hamburger ♪

♪ Haunted Hamburger ♪

♪ Haunted Hamburger ♪♪

- That was close. - I'll say.

Yeow!

Would you please tell this puppy to get out of my arms.

My pleasure.

Ouch!

Thanks, Velma.

- 'What is it, Velma?' - Scooby found a clue.

It's a bucket shaped pin that says, "#1."

What does it mean?

Like tell that puppy it means

that Velma has a plan.

Indubitably.

Action, Freddy.

"O'Greazy's is back by popular demand"

and no monster's gonna stop us."

That's what you think.

[screaming]

Barrr!

[whimpering]

[howling]

[all screaming]

Now!

Like, I'm not gonna push if he's gonna push.

Then I'll push it myself.

Like, no way, I'll push it.

- Then I won't push it. - 'Huh!'

[Daphne] Will you two quit arguing and push?

[together] Oh, alright.

[grunting]

Like, it's no use. It's too heavy.

Allow me.

[both] Yikes!

[all] Whoa!

Like, uh-oh.

'Gotcha.'

- Rhaggy. - Like, help, Scoob.

Scooby, do something.

And hurry, this ketchup's going to stain my robe.

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

I'm coming, Rhaggy.

Bucket O'Onions and Bucket O'Glue, please.

sniff sniff sniff

Phew, thanks.

[mumbling]

I told you to stay away.

- Huh? - There you go.

Bwah! Get it off.

He he he.

plop

[crying]

Good work, Scooby.

Daphne, will you tell that puppy, I said thanks.

Oh, Shaggy, hasn't this gone on long enough?

Tell him yourself.

Ha, I guess you're right, Daphne.

Thanks ol' buddy, ol' pal, ol' friend, Scooby.

You're welcome.

Well, once again the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency has prevailed.

Yeah.

We stopped the Burger Monster

and the Mustard Men from invading the Earth.

Yeah. We did?

Here, kid, you'll like this. It's my Bucket O'Goofy Ideas.

Gee, thanks, Mr. O'Greazy.

Wow! The Mole Man's pre-invasion get in shape diet.

The monster must be Count Shockula.

He wanted a new sponsor because he didn't like Mr. O'Greazy.

Not at all.

We found the stage makeup

and the bucket sled right to him.

Like, no way, Daphne, it's Arney Barney.

He hates O'Greazy for ruining his business.

Yeah, what a cry baby.

You're all wrong.

The monster is none other than Red Herring.

Buzz off, bucket brain.

Why would I wanna close down my favorite restaurant?

Yeah, he's one of my best customers.

Actually, Freddy, you were wrong for the 647th time this month.

- A new record. - Congratulations!

Oh, it was nothing.

Do you know who it is? Let's review the clues.

[Velma] I realized the bucket Scooby found

is actually part of an O'Greazy uniform.

And the pin Scooby found belongs to someone

we've seen before.

So I knew the monster

had to be Skippy Johnson.

[all gasping]

Oh, I get it.

He tried to make it look like

Count Shockula was the monster.

Like, yeah. He wanted to throw us off the track.

In 38 years, O'Greazy never gave me what I really wanted a raise.

Why didn't you just quit and find a better job?

Gee, I never thought of that.

Hey, you kids did alright. Here's your money.

Hey, there's only 50 cents in here.

Like I thought you were gonna give us a big reward too.

I am.

It's our next week's special Bucket O'Stew Tomatoes.

- Bon Appetit. - Thanks a lot.

Yeah, a whole lot.

[Count Shockula on TV] 'And I'd like to give a special message'

'to the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency.'

Thank you.

Bwah-bwah.

Uh, it's good to see you two are friends again.

Yeah. But what were you guys arguing about anyway?

Huh, alright, you tell 'em, Scoob.

No, you tell 'em.

No I insist, like, you tell 'em.

You tell 'em, Rhaggy.

[all together] Uh-ahem.

Like, actually, I..

Well, I guess I don't remember

what we were fighting about.

Do you, Scoob?

Uh, not really.

[both laughing]

But whatever it was I'm happy to be friends again with my pal.

- A pup named.. - Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

slurp

♪ Scooby-Doobey-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby ♪

♪ A pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby's so cool ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Oh Scooby ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪