03x06 - Mayhem of the Moving Mollusk

[bunniefuu]

♪ Scooby Dooby Scooby Dooby Doo ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Scooby Dooby Doo ♪

♪ There's a mystery in town ♪

♪ So call the coolest pup around ♪

♪ Oh Scooby a pup named Scooby Doo ♪

♪ Join Shaggy and the crew ♪

♪ Daphne Freddie and Velma too ♪

♪ And Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ When the ghosts and ghouls attack ♪

♪ Scooby eats a Scooby Snack ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Jinkies ♪ ♪ Scooby-Dooby Scooby-Dooby ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby Scooby-Dooby ♪ ♪ Scooby ♪

♪ So come on it's mystery time ♪

♪ You can help us solve the crime ♪

♪ With Scooby a pup named Scooby ♪

♪ Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo where are you? ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo A pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Dooby-doo Scooby-Doo ♪ ♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo doo doo.. ♪♪

(Shaggy) Like it was a quiet day in the club house

and I was making a pizza with my pal, a pup named Scooby-Doo.

Check out my behind the back wrap around super-Shaggy

pizza dough, Scoob.

swoosh swoosh swoosh

Huh? Like, that's funny. What happened to my pizza dough?

Ask Scooby.

I found it. Heh-heh-heh..

Like, that's the 32nd pizza you've eaten today, Scoob.

I'm a growing puppy.

Oh, Scooby, get down from there.

Right, Daphne.

Well, I'm afraid.

Jinkies, don't worry, Scooby.

I'll use my transporter ray.

Oh, no!

- Cool! - Cool!

You can get down now, Scooby.

Phew!

Thanks, Velma.

Hey, g*ng. Guess what I just got in the mail!

- A letter. - Wow! How'd you know?

Just call me psychic, Freddy.

It's from New York's premiere monster catchers.

Critter Getters. They read about me

in the "National Exaggerator."

"Really dumb guy believes in ghosts."

That's so funny.

Critter Getters got a mystery

they want us to solve.

Like, forget it, Freddy. How are we gonna get to New York City?

We can use Velma's transporter Ray, Shaggy.

Like, I don't know. It won't hurt, will it, Scoob?

Not a bit!

Wow! We're in New York.

I can't wait to start shopping.

They have everything in this city.

[growling]

Like, I'll say, they've got snail monsters.

[evil laughs]

Time for a slap shot.

- Like, let's split. - You said it!

Like, hold it right there, Mr. Monster.

You're skating the wrong way on a one way street.

- I am? - That's right.

You have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.

[babbling]

[indistinct whispering]

Uh, like, due to an on the spot rule change.

Make that five hours.

- Ohh, alright. - Woops.

We've gotta run across town and referee a game of marbles.

Bye.

[babbling]

[screams]

Wow. That was a close escape.

Yeah. But, at least it's a tasty one.

Very tasty.

Well, g*ng, it looks like we've got

an unsolved mystery on our hands.

Jinkies. We can use my other new invention to find out for sure.

Like, wow. Two inventions in one day.

- Velma's on a roll. - What's it do, Velma?

When I turn it on, it will tell us if we're involved in mystery.

[humming]

Like, didn't you just bite your own tail, Scoob?

Ooh! I guess I did.

[Scooby screams]

[Scooby screams]

Jinkies. Are you alright, Scooby?

I think so.

Jinkies, due to exposure to the ray

Scooby's nose has become a mystery detector.

It has?

- Oh, no! - Don't worry, Scooby.

It only blinks on and off when there's a mystery.

Thank goodness.

It should stop in 3.72 seconds.

beep beep beep

[beeping stops]

Phew! That's better.

It won't blink again until the mystery is solved.

Thank goodness.

Well, let's go to Critter Getters and find out

more about this mystery.

We don't have time for that, Daphne.

We have to get to Critter Getters and find out

more about this mystery.

Gee, Freddy, no wonder they wrote that article about you.

Yeah, I deserved it, didn't I?

Let's go!

(Daphne) Excuse me, ma'am. We're here to meet the Critter Getters.

Who are all of you?

Who am I? I'm Freddy Jones. The guy you send for.

Oh, yes. You're the really dumb guy who believes in ghosts.

That's our Freddy.

My name is Rosemary Kate Heather

Tiffany Bebe Smith Jones Wu Nelson.

I just had it changed.

Like, what was your original name?

It was Laura Jane Carla Barbie

Mallory Benjamin Morton Mitchell.

That's a lot better.

You can call me Julie.

Oh, brother.

Okay, Julie. Tell us a little about Critter Getters.

We have the most sophisticated

monster catching devices in the world.

We have high tech radar, sensitive sound detection

and of course chocolate donuts.

- Donuts? - Donuts?

Yes. I don't know why.

But some critters just love chocolate donuts.

Ha-ha-ha! Like, then, those are my kinda critters, Scoob.

Mine too.

[gulps]

Whatever happened to the other Critter Getters?

Well, we advertise ourselves as being able to catch any monster.

But then, when some critters finally

did show up we couldn't catch 'em.

Our business was ruined before we ever really got started.

- Ohh, that's too bad. - Terrible.

To make things worse, one of our ex-member started Ghoul Gone

and caught the critters that we couldn't.

Then, what happened?

We couldn't get a job after that. So, we broke up.

That's too bad.

[sniffling]

Oh, no. Is it time? He's coming. I know he is.

- Who is he? - Like, I don't know.

But I don't wanna be here when he shows up.

Me neither.

(Ivan Orton) Yo, hey, Carla Whitney Lucy, whatever..

- Where's my money? - You're scared of him?

He's an ex-Critter Getter and I owe him money.

That's right. I need it, Cathy Jean, whatever.

I want my money.

I don't have it.

I told you that an hour ago.

I told you that two hours ago.

Okay. I understand.

See you in an hour.

Mind if I have a donut?

- Like, you're too late, sir. - Hi.

Oh, Critter Getter's been a big flop.

I wish my window washing business was doin' better.

Like, what's the problem?

Oh, who wants to hire a window washer

who doesn't have a bucket or a squeegee?

Not me.

Why don't you just buy a bucket and squeegee?

You mean, they sell 'em?

Well, I have to check that out.

The Scooby-Doo Detective Agency

will do anything we can to help you.

Hmm. That snail monster has all of New York in an uproar.

If you caught it for Critter Getters

that would save our reputation.

Huh? No way. No go. No how!

Scoob and I don't mess with slimy-gucky-yuck snail monsters.

It's in our contract.

Now, let's go, Scoob. We're out of here.

Right, Shaggy.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Like, on second thought, we're staying.

This way, Scoob.

[instrumental music]

[growling]

screech

knock knock

Like, can I interest you in an encyclopedia?

No.

Like, peddle, Scoob, peddle.

I'm peddling, I'm peddling.

[ship horn blares]

[engine whirring]

[panting]

Like, I think we're safe now, Scooby.

Phew. I hope so.

[snail monster screams]

[both screaming]

[engine whirring]

[ship horn blaring]

[instrumental music]

Uh, how do you do, Mr. Snail Monster?

[babbling]

Huh?

[instrumental music]

[Scooby humming]

[Scooby and snail monster humming]

Phew!

Nice going, Scooby.

- Way to go, buddy.. - Great job!

Thank you. Thank you.

Don't worry, Julie.

The Scooby-Doo Detective Agency is on the job.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, excellent.

This must be the office of ex Critter Getter Lester Leonard.

Gee, Daphne, how'd you know that?

Oh, just a lucky guess.

Mr. Leonard, The Scooby-Doo Detective Agency

is here to see you.

Kids, it's really great to see you.

Come on in and have a seat in my official Ghoul Gone chair.

Like, we just love all your

free Ghoul Gone samples, Mr. Leonard.

It's the greatest.

Glad to hear it. Have a drink from my official Ghoul Gone cups

'and help yourself to one of my official'

Ghoul Gone file cabinets.

Wow! Thanks a lot.

Like, this place sure is big, Daphne. Just like your house.

Yes. Before we added on.

So, you left Critter Getters just to open up

your own business, huh?

Yes, I did.

That's what I want to know. Thanks a lot.

Oh, brother.

Like, you must've been pretty upset

when you left Critter Getters.

Who? Me? Nah, I wasn't upset.

Here's a Ghoul Gone muffler.

- Thanks. - Thanks.

It just didn't work out. That's all. I have no hard feelings.

It looks like your Ghoul Gone business

has been going pretty well.

I've got no complaints, and I make good money from my

Ghoul Gone merchandise.

I'm sure you all own a few bars

of my Ghoul Gone food soap.

I got mine.

I'm just better at catching critters than Julie is.

That's all. Take a look at the last ghoul I caught.

The menacing moss monster.

'He was a tough one.'

It took me almost 15 minutes to catch him.

[monster growling]

Yikes!

Oh, Scooby, it was only a movie.

It was? Phew!

Well, I see you found my official Ghoul Gone tape.

If you like it, I'd be happy to sell you a roll.

Like, it sure looks like you're in a sticky situation, Scoob.

Get it? A sticky situation, huh? Ha-ha-ha!

(male reporter) 'We interrupt "A Pup named Scooby-Doo"'

for the special announcement.

"A sticky situation?"

[laughs]

I don't get it. Thank you.

You know, I'm looking for that movin' mollusk monster

myself, kids. Goodluck.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

And here, have an official Ghoul Gone plunger

just for stopping by.

- Thanks. - Thanks.

Come on, g*ng, we can take the subway

across town and look for clues.

Like, aren't these subway cars supposed to be real crowded?

Not at this time of day.

vroom

Gee, it shouldn't be crowded now.

[snail monster growling]

- Yikes! - Yikes!

[snail monster laughs]

It's a slow and slimy end for you.

[snail monster laughs]

Like, I knew we should've taken the bus.

[laughs]

[gibberish]

Like, quick, Scoob. Do something.

Uh-unh. Uh-unh.

Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

- Okay. - Hey!

Oh, alright. Would you like a Monster Snack?

Yeah.

- Mmm...mmm...mmmm. - Mmm...mmm...mmmm.

[both sighs]

- We're ready. - Yeah.

[growls]

[both grunting]

Mm.

[Scooby screaming]

[snail monster screams]

- Good work, Scooby. - Like, yeah.

You send the monster packin', Scoob.

Don't mentioned it.

[groans]

Come on, g*ng. We've got a rejected Critter Getter to see.

(Englebert Newton) How come you're being so mean?

I'm being mean? You're the one with the hangnail..

- Are you Englebert Newton? - That's me.

Street performer. Extraordinaire.

What are you supposed to be doing?

What do you think I'm doing? It's a puppet show.

I call it, "Sweet times in happy hand town."

Aren't you supposed to have puppets for a puppet show?

Hey, cut me some slack, I can't afford 'em.

Business is bad.

Yeah, that's bad.

We're the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency

and we're working with Critter Getters.

- Oh, don't mention that name. - Why not?

I tried out for Critter Getters.

I wanted to be in Critter Getters.

I should've been in Critter Getters.

Ohh, like, what happened?

I didn't get to be in Critter Getters!

Now, the only job I can get is with these lousy puppets.

Well, what do you know about the snail monster?

What? You mean the one that loose?

The one that's terrorizing the city?

The one that's ruining the reputation

of Critter Getters?

- Like, that's the one. - Yeah.

Not a thing.

- I love you, Martha. - I love you, John.

[smacking lips]

Hey, hey, hey, you. Stop stealing my customers.

Sorry.

[all screaming]

[thuds]

Like, old Englebert sure has a bad attitude.

Yeah. What a sore head!

Eww! Look at me!

- Jenkins! - Yes, Ms. Blake.

- I'm dirty. - Yes, Ms. Blake.

[Daphne hums]

[instrumental music]

- Your dress, Ms. Blake. - Oh, that's much better.

- That will be all, Jenkins. - Yes, Ms. Blake.

I've got some really important information for you.

What is it? Has the creature been seen?

- Yes, it has. - Where? Where?

Right behind Shaggy and Scooby.

[screams]

Let's get outta here!

Like, it's time for the rap, Scoob. Start the music.

Right, Shaggy!

[instrumental music]

[clears throat]

♪ Tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu ♪

♪ Ten feet up off the ground ♪

♪ Tu tu tu tu tu tu tu ♪

♪ He makes the strangest sound ♪

♪ Tu tu tu tu tu tu tu ♪

♪ Slipping sliding down the street ♪

♪ Tu tu tu ♪

♪ He's got roller skates for feet ♪

♪ Tu tu tu tu tu tu tu ♪

♪ Aww ♪

Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!

Allow me.

[whistles]

Taxi!

[tires screeches]

Jinkies. Thanks.

♪ Monstrous mollusk ♪

♪ Lurking around the corner ♪

♪ Creepy crawlers sneaking into the night ♪

♪ He's a monstrous mollusk ♪

♪ Tu tu tu tu tu ♪♪

[screams]

- Way to go, Scooby. - Like, yeah, snails hate salt.

Like my pepper too.

[snail monster babbling]

That was the monster.

Let's go, g*ng.

I got ya. You're not going anywhere.

Wow. Lester Leonard caught the monster.

Oh, Freddy, there are no such things as monsters.

- Are there, Velma? - Mr. Leonard.

- Leonard, I have a question. - Yeah, yeah, over here.

I told you, I'd catch the monster

and Critter Getters wouldn't.

Like I knew it was a real monster. I just knew it.

Me too.

Wow, our first chance to catch a real monster

and we couldn't do it.

Hmm..

Like, quit wasting your time, Velma.

Lester Leonard caught the monster.

We're history. We're has-been. We're failures.

[laughs]

We're hungry. Like, let's eat, Scoob.

Okay. I'm hungry.

- How's your nose, Scooby? - My nose?

Looks okay to me.

But wasn't Scooby's nose supposed to blink again

when the mystery was solved?

- Precisely. - Huh?

But we saw Lester catch the monster.

Not necessarily.

Observe.

It's a movie projector.

What's that doing down there?

I think I know.

Then, I'll bet you have a plan, Velma.

- Yeah. - Not yet.

[beeping]

Now I do.

(Daphne) 'Quiet, everyone.'

Critter Getters commercial, take one.

This is Freddy Jones for Critter Getters.

Your monster catching service

with another critter getting success story.

This snail monster escaped in my kitchen.

Oh, I am so glad the Critter Getters captured him.

Jinkies. They are the best.

[growling]

Nobody captured me!

Oh, no. Not another snail monster.

Jinkies. We need professional help.

Like, this is a job for Critter Getters.

Like us.

[growling]

Wanna bet?

Like, our Critter Getter spring shot can stop him?

Right, Shaggy.

[snail monster screams]

Like, it's time for the Critter Getter snail snicker, Scoob.

Good idea.

- En garde! - En garde!

[snail monster laughs]

Like, it's quitin' time, Scoob.

Like how.

- Zoinks! - Zoinks!

[laughing]

- 'Help!' - 'Help!'

Oh, no. They got caught again.

[snail monster screams]

Like, Scooby-Doo, where are you?

Over here.

[screams]

Shaggy, help!

[growling]

[screaming]

[gibberish]

Way to go, Scooby.

Like, yeah. You snacked the snail.

Jinkies, Scooby. You're the greatest.

slurp

Thanks, Velma.

Congratulations, kids.

You captured the snail monster. But, who is it?

Like, it's Ivan Orton.

He was mad and wanted the money you owed him.

No, Shaggy, it's Englebert Newton.

You're both wrong.

The monster has got to be Red Herring.

Forget it, Jones. It wasn't me.

Oh and, uh, by the way, you're winnie central.

Thanks, Dinkley.

Anytime, Red.

Actually, the creature is none other than Lester Leonard.

[all gasp]

(Velma) I first suspected it was Lester when I recognized

that the electrical tape Scooby found was the same tape

the snail monster used on his hockey stick.

I then noticed the Ghoul Gone logo

on the monster's hockey puck.

And the movie projector we found at the Statue of Liberty

was the same one Lester had in his office.

Oh, I get it, Leonard faked capturing the monsters

to keep Ghoul Gone a big success.

Yeah, the more famous Ghoul Gone was

the more merchandize he could sell.

I love my plunger.

Like, he would've made a fortune.

Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh.

I would've gotten away with it too

if it weren't for you kids and that stupid puppy.

slurp

Sorry. Heh-heh-heh.

Eww, anyone who crawls into

a slimy snail suit deserves to go to jail.

Well, g*ng, since Scooby's nose is glowing

this mystery is officially solved.

Right, Freddy.

Thank to the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency

Critter Getters is back in business.

Just doin' our job, Julie.

How would Shaggy and Scooby like to be the first one

to try our new Critter Getters pizza?

Like, you got it.

[slurp] We'd be honored.

- Like, oh boy, Scoob. - Double oh boy.

Like, you know, there are some kind of critters I don't mind

sharing with my pal, a pup named..

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo ♪ ♪ A pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-doo doo doo ♪

♪ Scooby so cool ♪

♪ Ohh Scooby ♪

♪ Scooby Doo ♪♪