01x01 - A Bicycle Built for Boo!

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♪ Scooby Dooby Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

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♪ There's a mystery in town ♪

♪ So call the coolest pup around ♪

♪ Oh Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Join Shaggy and the crew ♪

♪ Daphne Freddie and Velma too ♪

♪ And Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ When the ghosts and ghouls attack ♪

♪ Scooby eats a Scooby Snack ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Doo ♪

♪ Jinkies ♪ ♪ Scooby Dooby ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby Dooby ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪ ♪ Scooby ♪

♪ So come on it's mystery time ♪

♪ You can help us solve the crime ♪

♪ With Scooby a pup named Scooby ♪

♪ Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

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♪ Scooby-Doo where are you? ♪

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♪ A pup named Scooby-Dooby Doo Scooby-Doo ♪♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scoobady Scooby-Doo ♪♪

(Shaggy) Like, this is the city, Coolsville, USA.

Every day at dawn, The Daily Babbler

newspaper truck pulls up to my house.

And Mr. Conrad tosses out a big pile of newspapers.

You see, I have a paper route to deliver

so I always wake up early.

[snoring]

(Shaggy) Well, almost always.

And whenever I oversleep

I get woken up by my personal alarm clock.

A pup named Scooby-Doo.

Wake up, Shaggy. Wake up. Wake up.

Alright, Scoob, alright. Like, I'm up, I'm up.

Go load the papers on my bike, will you?

Okay, Shaggy.

[grunting]

crash

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪

Oh, thank you very much.

(Green Ghost) 'My pleasure.'

Huh?

[growling]

[yells]

I want this bike.

It's all yours.

Scoob, no sleeping in my bed. Mom will have a cow.

Zoinks! Like, what's wrong, Scoob?

You look like you've seen a ghost.

Exactly.

[laughing]

(Shaggy) Somebody had, like, stolen my bike.

So I called an emergency meeting

of the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency.

Well, Shaggy, I'm glad to see

you're taking this stolen-bike stuff like a man.

My bike! My cherry 1959 Starfire Special! Gone! Gone forever!

[Shaggy crying]

But who in the world would steal that rickety old bike of yours?

It was a ghost.

A big ghost. A scary ghost.

[growling]

"I want this bike."

But why would a ghost steal Shaggy's bike?

Oh, please, Freddy, be real.

There are no such things as ghosts.

Oh, no? Then who robbed my bike?

Yeah. Who?

The answer to this mystery is obvious.

Your bike was stolen by that no-good neighborhood bully

and thief, Red Herring.

[laughing]

(Shaggy) So we, like, followed Red

to his secret hideout, which was in..

...Weirdo Woods.

[wolf howling]

Zoinks! This place gives me the creeps.

Yeah, the creeps.

Probably loaded with swamp monsters

who grab your feet and suck you down into the goo.

Yeah. The goo.

Oh, don't be silly.

There's absolutely nothing to be afraid of.

[squishing]

Ah! My foot!

- Aah! - It's the swamp monster.

No, even worse.

There is mud on my new go-go boots.

Get it off. Get it off!

Daphne hates getting dirty

almost as much as we hate swamp monsters.

[screaming]

[growling]

[laughing] I scared the slime out of you doofuses.

Red Herring. We should've known.

[laughing]

What we do know, Red, is that you stole Shaggy's bike.

(Red) 'What? You're bananas, Jones.'

- 'Oh, yeah?' - 'Yeah.'

Aha! The bike in question.

'We've caught you red-handed, Red.'

But, Freddy, this isn't my bike. Mine's red, this one's blue.

- Yeah. - No kidding. That's my bike.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

You just painted Shaggy's bike blue to throw us off.

He-he did?

He did, and I can prove it too.

If only I had some sandpaper.

Or a sandblaster. Thanks, Velma.

You're cruising for a bruising, Jones. Don't touch my bike.

(Freddy) Tut, tut, tut!

Just watch.

[machine whirring]

Well, what do you know? It's not Shaggy's bike after all.

- Oops. - I'm gonna "oops" you, Freddy.

[tires screeching]

crash

Ouch!

Ouch! Ouch! Ouchie, ouchie! Ouch!

[groans] Now, that hurts.

And I'll tell you what really hurts.

Us, like, paying for Red's bike.

I guess my theory about Red was off-track.

But Red's tire tracks were right on target.

Aha!

- Velma spoke. - She said "Aha."

- She must have an idea. - Oh, boy.

[beeping]

Amazing.

Tire tracks from Shaggy's bike. Great idea, Velma.

Scooby can follow the tire tracks

and lead us straight to the bike.

Precisely.

♪ Scooby-Dooby ♪

Like, track down that bike, Scoob.

Okay, Shaggy.

poing poing

Huh?

Oh, thank you.

[chuckling]

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo-Doo Scooby-Doo-Doo ♪♪

Aha!

[blowing]

(Shaggy) Whoa!

Mystery h*!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Slow down, Scooby. Slow down.

Slow down, Velma. Slow down.

[scatting]

Huh?

Crazy kids.

(all) Yikes!

crash

(Daphne) 'Scooby, stop pushing all those buttons.'

[Scooby chuckling]

Where are we?

whirr whirr whirr

(Daphne) 'Say, this is The Daily Babbler news building.'

'That's the newspaper you deliver, Shaggy.'

Yeah. And, like, hey, there's my boss, Mr. Conrad. Hiya, boss.

Huh? Oh, oh, hi, Shaggy. How's your paper route going?

Uh, not so good. My bike got, like, stolen.

(Freddy) But not to worry. We're hot on the trail of the thief.

(Conrad) I see. Well, there aren't any bikes around here.

'This is a print shop, and no place for kids.'

[sneezes]

Hey, that's dry printing ink. Get away from that.

[sneezing]

[chirps]

Aah!

[sneezes]

Oh, no.

[screaming]

Well, Scoob, I guess you made front-page news.

[laughing]

[chuckles]

I don't get it.

And now, if you don't mind

get out. Get out.

Get out!

(all) Oh!

- Well, he wasn't very nice. - Let's, like, face it.

There's no trace of my bike anywhere around here.

(Daphne) 'Don't be so sure, Shaggy. Scooby's hot on the trail.'

Aha!

[blowing]

Zoinks! Not again.

Let's just hope this doesn't lead to, like, a dead end.

[wolf howling]

[thunder crackles]

(Freddy) The Ferguson estate.

Like, the most haunted haunted house in town.

Scoob, are you sure my bike's inside?

Yeah. Inside.

Then, let's check it out, crew.

- Come on, Scoob. - Unh-uh. Not me. I'm scared.

Scooby's, like, chickening out. He won't budge.

I bet I could change his mind with a Scooby Snack.

Scooby Snack? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[pants]

(Daphne) 'Catch.'

Yum, yum, yum.

[sighs]

boom

Huh. Give him two Scooby Snacks and he, like, orbits the Earth.

We're sure to find Shaggy's bike if we all stick together.

- Right. - Right.

- So let's split up, g*ng. - Huh?

We can cover more ground that way

'Velma, take Scooby and Shaggy and check the backyard.'

Oh, this should be loads of fun.

[wolf howling]

Take a peek in the storm cellar, will you, Scoob?

(Scooby) Okay, Shaggy.

[screaming]

- See anything, Scoob? - I'll say.

- Let me take a look. - No way!

Why not?

[growling]

Oh, that's why not.

Yikes!

[intense music]

[screaming]

(Shaggy) Yikes!

Get out. Get out.

Get out!

Like, good idea.

[screaming]

Yeow!

[screaming]

What's up, crew?

[babbling]

I know Shaggy acts young for his age, but this is ridiculous.

A g-g-g-g-host! A ghost!

The one that stole my bike. He's here. We saw him. He said..

"Get out. Get out. Get out!"

Oh, please. How many times do I have to say it?

There are no such things as ghosts.

(Shirley) 'Oh, but there are, you know.'

Yikes!

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Shirley McLoon.

Perhaps you've heard of me. I'm the world-famous medium.

Medium? You look more like an extra large to me.

No, no, no.

A medium is someone who can see into the future.

My psychic powers have led me to this house.

There are evil spirits here.

Oh, brother.

[beeping] Wait.

I'm receiving a message from the beyond.

(Shirley as Razbah) I am Razbah of the netherworld.

'You kids don't know what you're getting into.'

'Get out before it's too late.'

Get out. Get out. Get out!

Well, gotta run. Have a nice day, kids.

Ta-ta!

[clatters]

[screams]

Hey, look at what that McLoony lady dropped.

- It's some kind of camera. - A spy camera. Aha!

Just as I suspected. Shirley McLoon is no medium.

She's an alien agent from Mars who's come here

to steal bicycles in her plot to take over the world.

(all) Huh?

Earth to Freddy, please beam your brain back

to the vapor trail of my bike.

Shaggy. Scooby found the trail.

(Shaggy) 'Hey, my bike fender.'

And it looks like somebody

took the rest of your bike inside.

[wolf howling]

This mystery is getting, like, spookier by the second.

Yeah. Spooky.

(Freddy) Okay, crew. Stay close and follow me. I won't let you down.

(all) Whoa!

We fall down, go boom.

Zoinks! Like, money. Money! Tons and tons of money!

- But where did it come from? - Elementary.

That Martian spy lady must've vaporized Fort Knox

'and stashed the cash here.'

Martians, shmartians.

Who cares where it came from? We're rich.

Hey, now I can buy myself a new bike, Scoob.

What am I yakking? I can buy, like, a million new bikes.

- Yippee! - Yippee!

[beeping]

Jinkies, they all have the same serial numbers.

Hey, Scoob, like, maybe there's even more dough in here.

And maybe not.

[screaming]

[growling]

[whirring]

(all) Yikes!

Whoa!

Oh, perfect.

'We've wound up in Dr. Frankenstein's laboratory.'

(Daphne) That's strange.

What's a printing press doing down here?

I bet I know.

The Martian spies are printing up vacation brochures

to lure humans to their evil red planet

where they're gonna cook us for dinner.

(all) Huh?

♪ Scooby-Doobie-Doo ♪♪

Let's see what they're cooking down here, Scoob.

Right, Shaggy.

[screams]

(Freddy) 'Sounds like Scooby stumbled onto something.'

I'll say.

Zoinks! Like, my bike. You found it, Scoob.

What a pal.

Jinkies.

- Jinkies? - Jinkies?

Velma said "Jinkies." It must be important.

- Like, what's wrong, Velma? - The chain's missing.

Weird. I wonder where it went?

Hmm.

I think I know.

[ghost growling]

[screaming]

Boo!

[all screaming]

Let's split up, g*ng.

[all screaming]

♪ Here comes the Gloppy Green Ghost ♪

♪ The ghost that we all hate the most ♪

♪ He's sloppy he's gloppy he's green ♪

♪ But besides all that he's mean ♪

♪ Do-doo-doo-doo-do ♪

♪ Do-doo-doo-doo-do ♪

♪ Don't you run around in a bunch ♪

[yelling]

♪ ...the whole g*ng up for lunch ♪

♪ Do-doo-doo-doo-do ♪

♪ We're just telling the facts ♪

♪ His claws are sharper than tacks ♪

♪ Do-doo-doo-doo-do ♪

♪ Look out he's coming for ya ♪

♪ Do-doo-doo-doo-do ♪

♪ Do-doo-doo-doo-do ♪

♪ Look out he's playing for ya ♪

♪ He's sloppy he's gloppy he's green ♪

♪ But besides all that ♪

♪ He's green ♪

♪ Do-doo-doo-doo-do ♪

♪ He's green ♪♪

[Shaggy chuckling nervously]

Quick, hide.

Jinkies, more dry ink.

[sneezing]

I'm finished with you snoopy kids.

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

[sneezing]

[scatting]

[sneezing continues]

[growling]

[grunts]

Let me out of here.

You did it, Scoob. You, like, caught the ghost.

I did?

Oh, yeah. I did.

[laughing]

[sneezing]

But, Shaggy, I told you before

there are no such things as ghosts.

Well, Daphne, then who is that gross-out?

- Do you know who it is? - Who?

Well, then, let's review the facts.

First of all, Shirley McLoon is an enemy agent from Mars.

After we found her spy camera

she panicked and put on a ghost costume

so we wouldn't uncover her plot to take over the universe.

(Daphne) 'Wrong, Freddy.'

Look, we found Shirley McLoon.

Huh?

That so-called ghost locked me in there.

But I'm not really a medium, or a Martian.

You're here about the counterfeit money, aren't you?

- Yes. - Huh?

I'm undercover agent Shirley McLoon

with the Treasury Department.

We've been trying to bust this counterfeiter for months.

- Counterfeiter? - Exactly.

That money we found upstairs was fake.

- Fake? - Oh, rats.

(Velma) Every bill has the exact same serial number.

And the fake money was printed on this press, by our ghost.

Exactly.

So, like, who is this guy?

I know, it's, it's Red Herring.

Not Red, Freddy. Color this mystery green.

Like the green ghost, the green money--

And this green dry ink. It makes Scooby sneeze.

[sneezing]

We learned that back at the newspaper office.

When Scooby led us there

we thought he was way off the trail, but he wasn't.

(Velma) The thief went there with the bike

to pick up more green ink.

(Freddy) I get it. So then he came here to his hideout.

(Shaggy) Yeah, and he tried to, like, scare us off

with his ghost costume so he could keep printing bogus money.

Isn't that right, Mr. Conrad?

Oh, shucks.

- Boss! - Boss!

But, why, boss? Why'd you rob my bike?

I needed the bike chain.

Precisely, this old press needs a special chain

and the one from Shaggy's bike was a perfect fit.

Why, I'd still be in business

if it hadn't been for you pesky kids and that dog.

Tell it to the judge.

Uh, boss, like, before you split for Sing Sing

one last thing about my paper route.

- What? - Like, I quit.

Me too.

[cheering]

(Shaggy) 'So I got my bike back, as good as new.'

We got our pictures in the paper

and like, I'm looking for a new part-time job.

And we hope you get one too.

Because you'll need the money

to pay our fee for finding your bike.

Ten cents a day, plus the price of all the goodies we can eat.

Well, that seems fair. What's the total?

Twenty-five bucks? But..

Alright, who's been pigging out?

[Scooby laughing]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

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