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02x07 - The Deadly Pyramid

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron". Aired: September 11, 1993 – January 6, 1995.*
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Series takes place in the fictional metropolis of Megakat City, which is populated by anthropomorphic felines, known as "kats".

02x07 - The Deadly Pyramid

Post by bunniefuu »

Why do you think Professor Hackle
asked us to drop by his lab, Razor?

You got me, but it looks like
Doc already knows we're here.

SWAT Kats, you're right on time.

What's the trouble, Doc?

-Metallikats get loose again?
-No, no, please, come inside.

Looks like a storm's brewing.
You kats might have a soggy ride back.

Henson, make sure that tarp's secure!

One heavy rain could ruin three month's
work on this Katchu Picchu excavation!

Lucky I've already got plenty of pictures
for my Megakat Geographic article.

I've never seen a storm like this, Dr. Sinian!

I have Randall, and it's no ordinary storm!

It's a time vortex,
which means...

The Pastmaster!

Stupid mortals, digging in the sand!

I know just what I'm looking
for and how to get it!

Doctor, look! He found it!
The Lost Pyramid of Katchu Picchu!

Arise, my ancient beauty!

Together we will conquer Megakat City!

Get to the radio,
we've got to warn the authorities!

For months I've been working
on a way to say thank you

for all the trouble my Metallikats
have put you through.

SWAT Kats, meet Cybertron.

Wow...

-What the...?!
-It's a one of a kind robot prototype.

Cool!

What-oh!

Careful.

It may have a few minor glitches,

but one day I envision thousands of Cybertrons

helping katkind, the way this one will help you.

Negative. We have enough
gadgets already. Right, Razor?

Well, I uh...

Look out!

Radical reflexes!

Wonder what the jolt was?
Maybe we should check it out, Razor.

The Cybertron will go with you.
He's my little gift to you.

No way!

Gee, I don't know, T-Bone. We could
put this baby through its paces.

-You know, see what it can do.
-Maybe some other time.

We will be seein' you, Doc.

Wait! The Cybertron's designed to help you!

Sorry, only two can fit on this bike.

That's no problem.
The Cyberton gets along fine on its own.

Engage turbo-treads.

Gee, T-Bone. I hope we didn't hurt
Professor Hackle's feelings.

Quiet, Razor! I'm picking up
an Enforcer dispatch!

The epicenter of the
mysterious tremor has been

pinpointed in the Megakat
Mountains, east of the city.

-Unit One, Mountain Sector, check it out.
-Roger!

For a second there that looked like
one of the Pastmaster's time portals.

Maybe we better get the
Turbokat and check it out.

Fine, but the Cyber-klutz is staying behind!

You have been laying dormant
too long, oh great pyramid,

waiting for me to return with the
Jeweled Headdress of Katchu Picchu.

And now, the past shall conquer the present!

Quickly! Now's our chance to get away!

No, it's my chance to get the first
pictures inside that pyramid!

Randall, wait!

Come back!

Oh ancient warriors
of Katchu Picchu...

awaken!

Yes! I am your leader now!
I control the headdress.

Nothing can withstand
such power.

Soon, you and your brethren will storm Megakat
City, and make me its rightful ruler.

I'm gonna get the
Purr-litzer Prize for this shot.

What? An intruder? Get him!

Out of my way!

Oh my...

Destroy them! Destroy them all!

Randall, wait!

Guess you were right, buddy.

Only the Pastmaster could've
coughed up that mega-pyramid.

Not to mention those
mondo-mummies from ragsville.

Let's unwrap 'em!

We're locked.

Bingo!

Crud!

Those dust-bags must've hit
the stabilizer cables!

Come on buddy, we've gotta bail!

Wait, she's responding!

I knew the old Turbokat
wouldn't let me down.

Old Turbokat?
Guess it was our new pal, Cybertron.

What? I thought I told that tin can
to stay back at the hangar.

That tin can just saved our tails,
buddy.

Maybe...
Hey, there's Dr. Sinian!

Yeah, we better get her out of here
before those mummies come back.

Don't look now, buddy,

but those mummies
are heading for Megakat City.

And I don't think they're planning on
turning themselves into the museum.

Gotta act fast.

Shredder m*ssile, locked!

This time the SWAT Kats
shall not defeat me.

And neither shall the Enforcers.

Warning, you're under arrest.
Drop the bus!

Attention headquarters,
this is Unit One in Mountain Sector,

requesting backup. We've got
giant mummies, armed and dangerous.

Let's give these mummies
a cement sarcophagus.

Bingo!

Back off SWAT Kats,
the Enforcers can handle it from here!

Fine. Come on, T-Bone, let's get
Dr. Sinian back to the museum.

And then we'll bag the rest
of these bandage-heads.

Feral, those giant mummies
are destroying my city!

Relax, Mayor.
The Enforcers will handle this.

This is Feral...

Bring me... chopper backup...

What's going on, Callie.
What do those creatures want?

And where are the SWAT Kats?

Good questions, Mayor.
Wish I had the answers.

Oh, where is it... SWAT Kats, come in.

Yes, Miss Briggs.

We're aware of the problem,

but we've got to drop off Dr. Sinian
at the Natural History Museum.

Dr. Sinian?

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Roger. We picked her up at
the Katchu Picchu ruins.

So that's where these mummies came
from. I'll meet you at the museum.

Don't let anything
stop you my warriors.

Let's go!

Now go find Mayor Manx and destroy him.
Then I will step in to control his city.

-My glasses...
-Wait! Can it be...?

She looks so much like Callista,
my long lost love.

She spurned my attention
centuries ago,

but now I have a second chance.

This time she will be mine.

Bring her to me!

You should be safe here, Dr. Sinian.

No one will be safe until the mummies
are at rest again,

and that won't happen unless you destroy
the Jeweled Headdress of Power.

Don't tell me, that demented little
troll the Pastmaster has it.

Don't worry, Miss Briggs.
We'll take care of it, and him.

Attention all Enforcer units,
mummies are attacking City Hall.

But first we better save Mayor Manx.

Nah, not this time, Cybertron.

Now you protect everybody
here until we get back.

I hope the SWAT Kats
get to Mayor Manx in time.

Let me go, you big creep!

Feral, can't you stop these things?

I wish I could, Mayor.

Better get out of there.
Did you hear me? Get out of there!

Godfrey! My lucky nine iron. Help!

Yes! One mummy, Mega Manacle!

T-Bone!

T-Bone!

Crud! Drop him!

Too late!
He's going to rip us to shreds!

Then I'll just have to scrape him off!

Uh...think I can bring her down...

What the...? Our jet's down
and that thing's still up?

No... something's happenin'!

Those infernal SWAT Kats must've
found a way to destroy the mummy.

No matter, I shall still have my bride.

Too bad the SWAT Kats won't live
to see the ceremony.

What the- Look out!

Aim for the eye shields!

He saved us again, T-Bone.

Yeah...

Is Miss Briggs okay?

The mummies got Callie?

Easy.

-You've done all you can.
-Roger that. Put 'er there.

Feral, do something!
That thing's still after me!

I'll try to outrun it, Mayor.
That's all I can do for now.

Attention Enforcers.
Aim for the eye shields.

It's the only way to destroy
these mummies.

You heard him, men. Follow me!

What...?! No, Feral, are you crazy?

You can open your eyes now,
Mayor. It's all over.

It's all over... my street!

Looks like the Pastmaster's expectin' us.

Then let's not disappoint him, bud.

Rock and roll!

I see the rock. We better roll!

Deploy turbo-thrusters!

Yes!

Are you watching, my beloved?

I'm going to destroy those infernal
SWAT Kats for all time!

No!

We are having a bad
vehicle day, buddy.

And it's not gonna end until we find
Callie and the Pastmaster. Come on!

-Razor, they're not disintegrating!
-Not enough light in here...

SWAT Kats!

Fun's over Pastmaster!

I don't think so.

Meet Katchu Picchu himself!

T-Bone!

Razor...get the headdress!

Finish him off!

Now, Callista, shall we get married
in the present or the past?

Wait, let the SWAT Kats go,

and I will marry you.

Such a tender offer,
but you're in no position to bargain.

No!

We've gotta get out of here.
The pyramid's going down!

Would you have really married
that little creep just to save us?

Let's just say I'm awfully glad
I didn't have to make good on my offer.

I'm afraid it will take years
to rebuild the Cybertron.

Take your time, Doc, he's worth it.

Yeah, when it comes to preserving and
protecting, this is one radical robot.

Well, I have been working
on another prototype.

I'd be happy to let you have it
in the meantime.

-Uh, no thanks, Doc.
-Yeah, we'll wait.

Oh, well.