02x04 - Razor's Edge

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Clumsy fool! That super conductive
cable is a vital element in my plans!

Soon, all the pieces will be in place and I will
finally have the power to destroy Megakat City.

Chopper One, Chopper One.
Silent alarm at Megakat Super Conductor.

Please respond.

Roger that.
Chopper One on its way.

Excellent.
Our business here is finished.

Relax my creeplings.
Nothing can stop us now.

Stay where you are, you're under arrest!

No way to catch him,
he's too fast.

But not too fast
for us, hey bud?

Only one way to find out!

The SWAT Kats. Just as I anticipated.
The game of Dark Kat and mouse begins.

-Stay on him T-bone!
-He won't shake this tail!

Just a little closer...

He's in the clear!

I'm on him!
Octopus Missiles, deploy!

Excellent. My plan is working perfectly.

Aw crud!

Steady Razor. I'll get us close
enough for a second shot.

He's locked.
I'm taking him down!

This is Chopper One.

We need paramedics in sector 12.

We've got civilian casualties
in a collapsed warehouse.

-Casualties?
-Doesn't sound good.

Where'd he go?

Cripes, we lost him!

Maybe we should double back
to that abandoned warehouse.

I guess it wasn't so abandoned...

-Careful!
-Over here!

Put out that fire!

-We're rollin' Ann.
-This is Ann Gora of Kat's Eye News,

live from the site of
a spectacular disaster.

We're with the victims of the accident.

Can you tell us what happened?

We was just passing by on
our evening walk when, boom,

the whole place dropped down on us.

Commander Feral, have the Enforcers
determined how this accident occurred?

This was no accident. It was the work
of those irresponsible SWAT Kats.

Surely you're not suggesting that the
SWAT Kats intended to harm innocent civilians?

The SWAT Kats are dangerous vigilantes.
A menace to society!

But, it was an accident.

There they are now,
returning to the scene of their crime.

Well, maybe we should go down
there and try to explain.

Why bother?
We're already guilty in Feral's eyes.

You can run but you can't hide,
SWAT Kats.

If it's the last thing I do,
I swear to bring those kats to justice!

There you have it viewers,
our Kats Eye News exclusive report.

Again, two innocent civilians
have been seriously injured,

apparently the result of the misguided
missiles of the SWAT Kats' jet.

Give it a rest, Jake.

I still can't believe
I hurt those people.

Hey, I feel bad too,
but what are we supposed to do?

We were in pursuit of
a dangerous criminal.

But I'm the one who fired.

But it was an accident.

I guess you're right, but I can't help
thinking I should've done something different.

Hey, what's that?

We interrupt this program
for a special bulletin.

Enforcer patrols report a
break-in at Katalytic Laboratories.

They are surrounding the building
and are awaiting additional air support.

This is apparently the work of the same intruders
who earlier robbed Megakat Super Conductors.

Looks like we're gonna get another
shot at this guy. Let's roll!

Let's just hope I don't miss again.

With this MegaKatalytic Converter

I'll have everything I'll need
to reduce Megakat City to rubble.

From the ashes will rise Dark Kat City,
my capital of crime!

Whoever you are,
you're gonna pay for this.

-All choppers, move in!
-Roger! Let's nail 'em!

This will slow them down.

So much for the Enforcers...

The SWAT Kats!

You won't get away from us
this time, buddy!

It's all yours, Razor. Take him down!

-I... I can't.
-What are you waiting for?

What if I miss?
I can't risk hurting someone else.

You've got to stop blaming yourself!

He who hesitates is lost!

The thrusters are clogged!

We're losing power!

We're going down!

C'mon, baby.

Maximum thrust!

Yes!

-Nuts, we lost that flying spider!
-I'm sorry.

So am I. You're so worried about hurting
someone else you almost got us k*lled!

Think I got most of this crud
out of the engines.

Well, then you won't be
needing me for awhile.

Hey! Where are you going?

I don't know... out. I need to
be alone. To do some thinking.

Hey, suppose that spidery
creep shows up again?

You'll handle it better without me.

I'm just putting you and
innocent civilians in danger.

Razor! Wait!

Aw, crud.

I don't blame him for being a little rattled.
We never hurt anybody before.

How the heck could two Octopus Missiles that
hit the top of the building blow up the bottom?

The answer must be here somewhere.

-Lieutenant Feral?
-T-Bone?

What are you doing here?

Same thing you're doing I suspect:
looking for clues.

Then you don't believe our missiles
brought this place down either.

Let's just say I'm skeptical,
especially since I found this.

High expl*sive detonators?

Placed at strategic support points
throughout the ground floor.

This building was rigged to blow!

Exactly. Somebody deliberately wants
to make the SWAT Kats look bad.

I knew it. We've been framed!

I'm almost ready to strike.

Now, to find some power to complete
the conversion of my Black Widow.

And behind curtain number three is
a year's supply of hairball eliminator!

I hope I'm not disturbing you?

Hey, it's one of those SWAT Kats
who bombed that building!

It's your fault we're in here!

I... I came to apologize.
I didn't mean to hurt anyone.

And now you want
us to forgive you?

Well, uh...

-Forget it!
-I... I don't know what to say.

Don't say anything, sonny, just get out!

We interrupt this program
with a special bulletin.

These pictures are being broadcast live
from a Megakat City electric substation,

where the Enforcers are engaged in an all out
w*r against the mysterious spider craft.

Watch out, move it!

I've got to help!

Go ahead, sonny, hurt some
more innocent bystanders.

You're right, I still can't risk it.

Just as well, you'd never stop Dark Kat.

Dark Kat,
who said anything about Dark Kat?

Uh, well, the newscaster did!

I don't think so.

I, uh, mean, that is...

You and your big mouth. He's onto us!

So, this was all a setup?

That's right, Dark Kat wanted to rattle your
nerves, to destroy your self-confidence.

And it worked. Too bad you won't
survive to tell anyone!

Dark Kat will pay us extra to get
rid of you permanently!

Lights out, pal!

Well, well...

Don't worry,
you won't feel a thing!

I know!

Fastest Glovatrix in the west.

Is there a doctor in the house?

Book 'em.

At last! The power core!

Feed, my little Black Widow. Feed!
Just a sip for now, wet your appetite.

You'll drink your fill
at the main power grid.

Energy into mass!
It's working! Just as I planned!

Razor, come in. This is your partner
calling. Crud! What a time to go solo.

What the...?

The power's out, controls won't respond!

The SWAT Kats are finished.

All that's left is to plug
in to the main electrical grid.

Then the power to destroy
Megakat City will be mine!

Gotta switch to auxiliary power.

Better go manual.

C'mon baby.

All right!
We're back in business.

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-Not for long, SWAT Kat.
-Dark Kat! So, you're behind all this?

And there's nothing
you can do to stop me!

Seems the spider has
caught the fly.

Gotta break free...
it's not working.

What the...?!
Razor?

You miss me, buddy?

Roger that. Now get
your tail up here!

On my way.

Good to have you back
in the saddle again, partner.

Same here, bud. Now, let's take
Dark Kat down once and for all.

-He's heading for the main power plant!
-And the Enforcers can't stop him!

Don't be stubborn, uncle.

I'm telling you the
SWAT Kats were set up.

I've got bigger things
to worry about, Felina.

Nothing can stop me now!

Looks like Dark Kat's absorbing all
the power from Megakat City.

We've got to cut his power source.

Head for the Mega
Transformer Tower.

You're only gonna get
one shot, buddy.

That's all I'm gonna need!

Target locked.

Slicer Missiles, deploy!

Yes!

Now that's what I call
cutting the power!

You're too late SWAT Kats,

I've already got all the energy
I need to destroy Megakat City!

Now watch as I pound
this city into dust!

Razor, we've got to do something!

He's heading through
Megakat Park.

I've got an idea!

-Gotta get that thing into the water.
-But he's not heading for the lake!

We'll bring the lake to him!

Those fools can't stop me!

Now, to get that big bug's feet wet.
Groundhog missiles, deploy!

Foolish SWAT Kats, my Black Widow
is water proof. Destroy them!

Razor, if your plan is to short circuit
that monstrosity, it ain't working!

Steady, T-Bone. That was just phase one.
Drill bit missiles, deploy!

No! We're short-circuiting!
Shut down all system!

Guess the inside wasn't
waterproof, 'ey T-bone?

Looks like you got your edge back,
Razor.

Hold it right there.

You're all under arrest.

-Where do you think you're going?
-To get Dark Kat!

Dark Kat?

Don't worry, we'll
bring him in for you!

Crud! Where is he?

You may have won this battle
SWAT Kats, but I'll be back.

In the meantime,
I've left you a little gift.

-Gift?
-Gift?

The ship is wired to self-destruct!

Get down!

Good call Lieutenant. That was close.

Do you think Dark Kat
will surface again soon?

Well, when does,
we'll be waiting.

Both of us. Count on it.