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01x13 - Girl Driver

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secrets of !sis". Aired: September 6, 1975 – October 23, 1976.*
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!sis is the alter ego of Andrea Thomas, a seemingly normal schoolteacher, who transforms into the Egyptian goddess when presented with crises a mere mortal cannot resolve.

01x13 - Girl Driver

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oh my queen said the royal sorcerer to

hatch upset

with this amulet you and your

descendants are endowed by the goddess

!sis with the powers of the animals and

the elements you will soar as the falcon

soars run with the speed of gazelles

and command the elements of sky and

earth

three thousand years later a young

science teacher dug up this lost

treasure and found she was heir to

the secrets of !sis and so unknown to

even her closest friends rick mason and

cindy lee she became a dual person

andrea thomas teacher

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and

!sis

dedicated foe of evil defender of the

wake

champion of truth and justice

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heard the latest

freddie carlton and matt leonard are

competing in the big election for auto

club president

it's a big fuss

i'm familiar with mack he's one of my

students

what's all the fuss about do you know

freddie

name doesn't ring a bell i'll stop by

and introduce you

fine

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hey freddie

baby hi hi

so this is freddy

miss thomas

frederica carlson

she's what big fuss is all about hi miss

thomas cindy told you about the auto

club election yes now i understand what

the fuss is about we've never had a girl

run for auto club president before it's

not such a big deal i help my dad out of

the garage here but i guess some of the

boys don't think the girls are fit to

mess with cars

freddie's going to show me how to fix a

flat tire in case of emergency great

listen add this letter to mail excuse me

sure miss thomas nice to meet you thanks

freddy

back short

if it isn't mr hot rod himself

hi girls where's your sports car mac i

hardly recognize you without it hmm i

can't just pick up my dad's station

wagon i can't exactly drive two cars at

once can i where's your dad he took the

day off oh no

what's the matter don't you trust me to

rotate a set of tires you worked on my

dad's car why not

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well

i guess it doesn't matter

as long as you didn't touch the engine

oh that reminds me i think your

carburetor's off and needs adjustment

there's nothing wrong with the

carburetor i checked it myself

besides i don't think you know a

carburetor from a piston rod

talk about a chauvinist pig

that's me only going

very funny

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oh no

cindy call the fire department i'll try

to move these gas drums

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watch out if those

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almighty

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disappear when i raise my hand

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!sis you put out the fire no thanks to

him

me

it wasn't me who left that gas can there

some auto club president you'd make mac

leonard max wright

a good mechanic is always responsible

for whatever happens in your shop

i guess you're right ifis i'll go get a

mop and clean this up i'll help you

that's telling her maybe now she'll

leave mechanics to her dad it's just as

much your fault careless driving is a

sure way to get yourself or somebody

else hurt oh !sis i think you owe

freddie a hand while i call the police

department and tell them everything is

all right here

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girls

hello cindy hi cut

okay

what's this about

this whole thing is stupid

freddie's not qualified to run for auto

club press and then she knows it i'm

just as qualified as you are as honor

club advisor mind if i buy in dr barnes

please

now then just why are you so sure that

freddie isn't qualified man

because she's a girl

here we go again mac that attitude is

pretty old-fashioned

being a mechanic is a man's job

did i hear something about a man's job

cookies anyone

sure

they look good thank you

they are permission

hmm mrs livingston's helmet class was

finally paying off

i hear you ted

say i've heard about this rivalry you

could solve the problem with a rally

then the loser could

drop out of the election you mean a race

no a rally that's a terrific idea rick

what's a rally it's a time course where

you follow a map but you don't race for

speed

it's a test of skill and driving ability

can you handle it

okay mr mason

freddie you're on

hey girl driver

give up yet

you want your carburetor fixed or did

you just come by to blow off hot air

i temper temper maybe you're right i

guess he is scared who's scared

not me

prove it you bet i will oh no

rally i'm in a drag race right now on

the street right on the street come on

mac hey cindy you keep out of this

chicken

you've been asking for it no freddie i

know what i'm doing

you're going crazy somebody's gonna

teach him a letter

freddy please don't okay

i'm ready when you are

all right i'm ready

no freddie cindy give me the key no i

won't only fools race in the street not

bottle club presidents give it to me

please freddie

you know better

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okay cindy

i'm not going to lose my driver's

license because of you i knew it you are

chicken yeah we'll just see about that

i'm going to run rings around you at

that rally no girl is going to beat me

you prove it if you've got the nerve to

show up you'll see

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here are the maps and time sheets for

the first heat

thanks

you'll have the first checkpoint andrea

then rick cindy and i will be at the

finish line

that means mac starts first and then

freddy

right five minutes apart let's

synchronize our watches and five seconds

it'll be five minutes after the hour

mark

okay

now remember this is not a race it's a

test for accuracy of being able to pass

your checkpoints at the right time

freddie mac into your cars

good luck

and remember

rallying tests your skill at following

maps and in safe driving nobody wins

points for racing

well that's it then

may the best man oops

i mean

best person win

on your mark

get set

go

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turn up left fork at logan city side

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good luck freddie

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you're doing very well betty should be

right away later

unless she's lost

drive safely you ready

go

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[Applause]

oh no

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you're seven minutes off what happened i

didn't see the logo

how could you miss it

i don't know

well what's the use i might as well give

up

now that's just the attitude that mac

expects don't be a quitter

freddy

you still have a chance

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okay i'll show

atta girl you ready

get set

go

just doesn't sound right that sign was

there when rick and i drove by

hmm

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[Applause]

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i think mac needs a little lesson in

cooperation and fair

play zebra winds which go on high with

me now so i can fly

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oh mother earth

assist me now to block that road across

your brow

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very good

now

up that road

that's fine

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[Applause]

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nothing like a mutual problem to bring

two people together

need some help

no i'm doing just fine myself

hello miss thomas

hello you two

looks like you have a problem

yeah you can say that again i've got

some chains but

i don't think mac wants any help from a

girl

that's too bad if you two can't

cooperate then that's it for the rally

you'll both lose

that's not fair there's nothing i can do

except tell mr mason and dr barnes

okay

we'll use your chance and we'll move

this pole together

good idea

see you at mr mason's checkpoint

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come on

hey

uh

thanks for not spilling the beans about

the signpost signpost

and knocked down the logan city sign so

you wouldn't see it

so that's how i got lost yeah it was a

dumb trick sure was

oh come on let's forget it let's start

fresh from here

you mean you aren't going to get mad and

cry or anything

look do you want to finish this rally or

don't you sure well then let's move it

okay all right but i'm gonna beat you

we'll see

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[Applause]

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they're both going to be a little late

you know something i don't i do

ran across freddie and mack about five

miles back we're working on a problem

but they should be solving it about now

let's go

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you go first freddie and i'll follow you

in exactly five minutes as the rules say

no tricks this time

thank you

good luck

i have 213 exactly so bye

that was a nice gesture of you to let

freddy go first i'm glad you made

friends thanks miss thomas she's not so

bad

for a girl

okay on your mark

get set

go

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well we better get to the last

checkpoint

right

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[Applause]

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so

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so

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well

how did i do

i'd say you did quite well freddy

as soon as mac arrives we'll add up the

score

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eyesight

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wind that carries me afar now be a

cushion for this car

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okay let's go

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!sis thank you thank you very much

this caused your blowout

oh it must have been that sign

well you're going to have a lot to tell

your friends when they get here

and then the next thing i knew !sis

slowed down the fall of the car and i

drifted down to the ground just as

gentle as a feather

well we can all be thankful that !sis

was there to save you of course none of

that would have been necessary if you

hadn't

knocked down that sign and got a nail in

your tire i realized that dr barnes

another thing you're gonna have to

forfeit the rally

well freddie deserves to win she's a

darn good sport

i'm a little surprised and pleased to

hear you say that

uh freddie's also a darn good driver

well then what about her running for

auto club president

about her running for president

well

she's got my vote

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[Applause]

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