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01x11 - No Drums, No Trumpets

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secrets of !sis". Aired: September 6, 1975 – October 23, 1976.*
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!sis is the alter ego of Andrea Thomas, a seemingly normal schoolteacher, who transforms into the Egyptian goddess when presented with crises a mere mortal cannot resolve.

01x11 - No Drums, No Trumpets

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you and your descendants are endowed by

the goddess !sis

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a young science teacher dug up this lost

treasure and found she was here too

the secrets of !sis and so unknown to

even her closest friends rick mason and

cindy lee

she became

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champion of truth and justice

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thomas mr mason hi cindy hi hi fred tell

me how's our favorite radio ham

not hand mr mason we're amateur radio

operators oh

my apologies

apologies accepted

dr barnes

gentlemen

this is a demonstration of amateur radio

it's a hobby enjoyed by people of all

ages and anybody is free to operate on

the air

well not quite sir

first one has to get a license and to do

that you have to study

a lot

and then you have to pass a pretty stiff

exam but it's worth it

i see

well how about the demonstration

sir

if uh you will listen through this you

should receive me loud and clear

in times of emergency those hands become

mighty important not hands dr barnes

radio amateurs

this is w6 tzy

this is w6tzy portable six

fred

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all right everybody gather round before

i announce the winners

i would like to thank the students and

faculty at larkspur for their

hospitality

and now for the results

first prize is awarded to

dorothy beater

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the runners-up are

irv kaplan

and fred whiting got a boyfriend

what do you mean that a boyfriend

i didn't win

i lost

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good afternoon

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for a runner-up he's taking it pretty

hard

all right take care of my car

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three dots three dashes

somebody's sending an sos

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oh

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with me now so i can fly

so

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to push this car

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i sure am grateful to you !sis i was

driving too fast way too fast

not thinking about what i was doing what

were you thinking of about being a loser

you know

not winning doesn't mean you're a loser

in my book it does

i'm afraid i broke a few parts in that

slide

yeah

i'll make my way up the hill and uh

start walking back to town

thanks

thanks for saving me

so

right are you all right yeah i'm fine

a bad one

i wish my car wasn't as good a shape as

i am

it's all right everything's fine fred's

okay he was just about gonna tell us

what happened

well

i came around that curve

i went off the road

and my car's at the bottom of the hill

i'm okay though thanks to !sis

!sis

rick why don't i take fred and dorothy

with me you and cindy can arrange for

his car

okay cindy let's hear me find a phone

booth

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[Applause]

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there really is nothing around here

ah but there is i spend a lot of time

exploring out here exploring what's

there to explore hayes creeks even an

old ghost town

a ghost oh miss thomas could we go by

there

i don't know there's a few stories about

some very strange things happening out

there

what kind of strange things

eerie noises wagons that move by

themselves

even reports of ghosts

now i'm sure you don't believe the ghost

was thomas

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okay youtube

ghost town here we go

we interrupt our program for this

bulletin the larkspur police have

reported another warehouse robbery a

blue panel truck was seen leaving the

area witnesses reported that the rear

license plate was missing the public is

asked to call the police if a vehicle

answering this description is seen

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hey i think we got company

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no gas

no gas

and the gauge register's full

where do i see that rick

what are we gonna do

well my vote is while we're here we

might as well look around and then start

the long walk back i'll second that

well out of gas in a ghost town with a

radio that doesn't work

welcome to the ranks of the losers fred

old boy

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when did people live here miss thomas

about 1850 55.

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wow

no i still don't believe in ghosts

come on

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i spend the wind

there isn't any wind

you two wait here

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miss thomas are you all right

yes thank you

slow or worse for wear

what is it

i don't know fred but i think it'd be a

good idea if we get out of here

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miss

thomas that's the truck we heard about

on the radio the warehouse robbery i'm

beginning to understand this a little

better let's move

not so fast folks

it's too bad you didn't get the message

before it would have saved us all a lot

of inconvenience

all right drain load up we're gonna have

to find a new place

come on over here

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this was a perfect hideout

few folks who came by didn't stay long

surprising how many believe in ghosts

how's

come on you he gonna have a long walk

back

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hey

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take it easy there

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what is it miss thomas

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i think i lost something

must have happened when i fell

well plenty of time to look for it after

they leave

boy they sure must have stolen a lot of

things in a place like this

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come on don't scratch him

fred

could you get your radio to work

not after the way it acted up this

morning

what did it sound like

well first your voice came on then there

was a crack lane noise and then you were

cut off

my antenna must have been shutting out

let's give it a try

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any korean thoughts

i was just thinking of fred he really

wanted to win

well cindy sometimes you learn more by

losing than by winning

maybe but it's not as much fun

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maybe mayday this is

w6tz1 with an emergency does anyone copy

we are in trouble

mayday may day

[Applause]

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we are in trouble may day may day please

send the police to the ghost down

outside larksburg this is w6tz1

is anyone coming

w6tzy this is wb6kuc by

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i have them on the landline they are on

their way

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good

luck w 6 t z wb6 kuch

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okay let's move it i'll follow in their

car

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[Applause]

please

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let's go

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[Applause]

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two in there i'll be right back hurry up

before we find out we're out of gas

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[Applause]

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mighty iceland

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oh spirits of the past and gone from

sight arrest this man and stop his

flight

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[Applause]

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faces

well twice in one day is pushing it a

little

i have some unfinished business please

tell the officers that i'll have some

more passengers for them

so

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clouds descend

and in your wake

surround this truck so there's no escape

oh

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players

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[Applause]

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all right so i'm glad to see you thank

you rick but i do wish you'd have your

gas gauge checked

i guess gage

what's she talking about

where's andrea uh she's down there

looking for something she lost

miss thomas you missed it

and she locked up one of the men and

then the police came and they went after

the

boys sounds exciting oh is that what you

were looking for uh yes dorothy this is

it

i just don't understand what's going on

around here fred i'd really like you to

have the trophy that i want

well

thanks dorothy but you did win

you know what's funny though i don't

feel much like a loser anymore

i guess when you feel good about

yourself it's a lot easier to handle

losing

now that's more like it

let's go home in my car

your car

did something happen to my car

no

but you really ought to have your gas

gauge fixed

it's the same thing that !sis said how

did

no no i think i've been on the center

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