01x35 - The Mummified Beauties of the Uncharted Amazon

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Yeah yeah yeah! Wow! Yeah yeah yeah! Wow!

Yeah yeah yeah! Wow! Yeah yeah yeah! Wow!

Within the dark alleys of the metropolis

Biru no tanima no kurayami ni

Spiderman!

Spiderman!

His eyes gleam with a brilliant anger

Kirari to hikaru ikari no me

Spiderman!

Spiderman!

Leaving his tranquil life behind,

Yasuragi sutete

Leaving everything he knows behind,

Subete wo sutete

He'll fly through the skies, chasing after evil

Aku wo otte, sora kakeru

Change Leopardon!

Change Leopardon!

Why do you, oh, why do you...

Kimi wa naze, Kimi wa naze

Why do you risk your life continuing to fight?

Tatakai tsuzukeru no ka, inochi wo kakete

He's devoted himself, he'll stand firm

Hitosuji ni hitosuji ni

He is the invincible man, Spiderman!

Muteki no otoko, Spiderman

Spiderman!

Spiderman!

The Mummified Beauties from the Remote Amazon

Good morning, Takuya.

-Mornin'. -Morning.

Good morning, ladies. It's time for your morning news.

Last night, two mummies were stolen from the research lab at Towa University, as you can see here.

These mummies are from a previously unexplored section of the Amazon, and crucial to research of it.

It's thought the mummies used to be beautiful women.

According to our reports, the mummies are still missing.

It's currently unknown why the culprit would take the mummies.

Ugh, those things are so creepy.

Just think! One day you'll be just like them!

Oh, hush. Aren't you going to be late for school?

I'm off!

Watch for cars!

We're reporting at the scene of the incident, Towa University.

Mummies found in the Amazon, huh...

What was that?

Yamashiro Takuya had a bad feeling about the stolen mummies.

I have no clue why someone would do this!

These mummies have no value for the average layman. It's not like you could sell them!

They were on loan for a research request from the Brazilian government.

This incident will grow if we don't get them back!

What are you doing here?

Howdy.

Amazoness! Are these mummies not impressive?

Their skin still has life.

I take it you're pleased with them?

I am.

They are quite well preserved.

Both of these mummies were women.

From what I can tell, they were both quite beautiful.

Beautiful women?

Amazoness!

We will now awaken these mummies from their ten million year rest.

After we perform our modifications...

...take them to a dark, quiet place where they may be allowed to rest.

Now then, let's begin the operation, shall we?

What a scaredy-cat!

He looked ready to pass out!

I bet he pissed his pants!

What!? You ran into some gorillas?

You're sure?

I saw them, I swear!

Sheesh...

No sign of any gorillas.

Not even footprints.

Huh?

Besides that, we never even got a report of escaped gorillas. Kid's pulling a prank on ya.

My apologies, sir.

We don't have time for pranks.

Think next time. Let's go, men.

Thanks for coming out.

Silly boy.

You made me look like a fool. I better not hear any more lies from you.

Got that?

Officer, everything looks like a gorilla when you're a wimp like him.

He's always lying and causing problems for people.

Understood.

-Wimp! Coward! -Scaredy-cat!

The boy was so scared of everything that he didn't have friends to play with.

He grew lonely.

Officer! I need your help right away!

What's up?

Oh, you again...

I saw these two coffins open on their own!

-Stop your lying. -It's true!

I'll have you know it's time for my patrol. 'Scuse me.

Officer, I'm not lying!

CQ! CQ!

The boy needed someone, anyone, to hear about the strange thing he witnessed.

CQ! CQ!

At that same moment, Takuya was trying to get more information about the mummy thefts from Interpol.

CQ! CQ!

Can anyone hear me?

What is it?

I saw some coffin lids open on their own!

What?

I'm telling the truth.

I saw two women lying in the coffins!

Takuya didn't get the sense from the boy's tone that he was lying.

And your name?

Terada Shinichi.

Where do you live?

South Shinmachi.

Alright, I'll be there ASAP.

Spiderman!

You're Shinichi, I take it?

You got my transmission?

That I did.

I always wanted to meet you.

I'm a total wimp, so I wanted to ask you how I could become stronger.

Shinichi, what you were talking about earlier...

-I'll show you. -Okay.

It's just like Professor Monster said... Look how beautiful they are.

No one would guess these two were the missing mummies.

Now, after ten million years of sleep, they will awaken once more.

Someone's coming! Hide!

Shinichi, you wait here. Let me scout it out first.

Okay!

It's Spiderman!

I'll lay a trap for our dear Spiderman.

He doesn't know that these two are k*ller women from the Amazon.

He'll drop his guard... and then they'll strike.

It's just like he said.

Who are you two?

Did someone lock you in there?

In any case, we need to get out of here. Come on.

Tiger Pump!

Spiderman fell for the trap.

The two of them will turn him into mincemeat. Back them up.

I found these two trapped in some coffins, just like you said.

We need to get them to somewhere safe.

I know this area like the back of my hand! Follow me!

Alright. Let's go.

They're gone!

Who's there!?

Spiderman, we've awoken from a million year sleep to k*ll you!

Lady Warrior of the Amazon, Bella!

Lady Warrior of the Iron Cross Army, Rita!

The Iron Cross Army!?

Come with me.

Run, Shinichi.

Okay.

Spiderman is wounded. He's ducked into the tall grass to hide.

Track him down and k*ll him!

That blow... they weren't exaggerating at all...

Shinichi!

Why didn't you run, Shinichi?

You'll be k*lled too if you're spotted.

The Iron Cross Army kills anyone who knows their secrets.

You have to go, Shinichi!

I'm sorry, so sorry, Spiderman.

If I hadn't told you on the radio what I saw... none of this would've happened.

It's not your fault.

No, it is. It's my fault for being weak and causing trouble for other people.

Shinichi...

I... I need to be a man, y'know?

Shinichi, you don't need to worry about me.

I have a healing rate far above a normal human's.

A short rest here, and I'll be back in action in no time.

Really, Spiderman?

They're going to find you!

Where are you going, Shinichi!?

I'm going to draw their attention so you have time to get away.

Find a place where you can stop and heal your wounds.

Get back here, Shinichi!

Shinichi!

Spiderman was moved by the young boy's courage.

The boy who was bullied by others for being a wimpy coward...

was now risking his life to save Spiderman's!

He could not let the boy die!

A wound like this is nothing!

You fools!

Why has every man followed this boy!?

This boy was merely a decoy to lead you all away from Spiderman!

Damn brat.

Have fun in hell.

Bella! Rita!

Spiderman!

Get out of here, Shinichi!

Spiderman was now on the offense!

The Man who Saw Hope in the Courage of a Young Boy, Spiderman!

Tiger Pump!

Destroy Spiderman for good!

Spiderman gathered the last of his strength, and charged at the Machine BEM head-on!

This was thanks to the boy's courage.

I am a Machine BEM, Tiger Pump!

Marveller!

Marveller, fire the cannons!

We were a hair's breadth away from destroying Spiderman, but unfortunately he escaped once more.

You need not grovel to me, Amazoness...

For we now have these two Amazons on our side.

Bella.

Rita.

I hope to see you both t*rture Spiderman more in the future.

May your efforts prove fruitful.

Spiderman was saved by the young boy's courage.

Shinichi, you need not bow to anyone anymore.

Seeing the courage you had to risk your life... humbled me.

Thank you.

And yet, fearsome new foes have arrived.

The road before Spiderman would be one of danger and hardship.

Goodbye!

Goodbye!

{\fs \pos( . , . )}To be continued...

Yami fukaku hibiku

The sound of hell's footsteps

Jigoku no ashi oto

Echo in the darkness

Boyou no shita nemuru chichi yo

Dad sleeps below his gravestone

Mune ni himeta hijou no sadame

I lock away my cruel fate within my chest

Saraba tomo yo, chikai no tomo yo

Farewell, my friends, my dear friends

Ore wa tada hitori, ore wa tada hitori

I am all alone, oh, I am all alone

Kouya wo hashiru

Running across the wasteland

Preview

A bright red object darts across the starlit sky, and soon the earth trembles with a mysterious force.

A young boy named Genta spies an enigmatic monster near a mountain of onions!

Next time, "The Iron Mask of Onions and the Youth Detective Squad."

Look forward to it!

The Iron Mask of Onions and the Youth Detective Squad