02x04 - Now That's Funny!

[bunniefuu]

That was a long day
of crime fighting!

I'm just in time
to get my Aunt May

a cake for her
birthday party.

Or maybe not.

Could you please
make up your mind!

I'm gonna be late.
It's just a cake.

You folks are lucky
it's not me up there.

Sometimes it takes
me an hour to decide

which Spidey suit to put on
and they're all identical!

You're right. Sorry,
Buddy! Take your time.

Humor can help
everyone relax

in a difficult
situation.

That's something my friend
Black Panther figured out

when we faced Super
villain Ultron.

Pretty cool of
you to sponsor

a Vibranium metal
exhibit, Black Panther.

Thank you, Spider-Man.

Vibranium is the most
useful metal in the world.

I'm hoping I'll be able to
use it to up my Spidey Tech!

Sharing the secrets
of Vibranium

could help people
all over the world.

And as for tech,
wait until I show you

the SS Yemandi, our fully
automated cargo ship.

Ah, you mean the
one stopping

right in the middle
of the harbor?

It is not
supposed to stop there.

Something is wrong!

What is wrong is I
jammed its computers

with my Ultra Ray!

I'll be able to
steal the Vibranium

and make an
indestructible suit

before anyone
can reach me!

Imagine the damage Ultron
could do with Vibranium.

We must stop him.

Unfortunately, your
ship is too far

to swim or web-sling to.

Unless...

Getting a ride from
the police boat

was a great idea.

Look at the
dangerous traffic jam

Ultron's causing!

Nothing worse than
a smart bad guy.

Faster, please!

Watch out!

Better slow it
down a bit, Captain

or we're gonna have
a whale of a problem!

Ha ha ha ha!

Good idea. And love the
sailor humor, Spidey.

I don't think we have
time for joking right now.

It's hard for people
to stay focused

when they're frightened.

A sense of humor
can help them relax.

You should get one.

I have a great
sense of humor.

Everyone in
Wakanda says so.

Right. I'm pretty sure
they have to say that.

Perhaps you are right.

OK, maybe a little humor
could help us stop Ultron.

Now you're joking
my language.

When I absorb
the Vibranium

from this vehicle
into my suit,

I will be the strongest
most powerful villain ever!

Hey, Ultron!
Knock-knock!

What?

No, no! Not "what", who.

You're supposed to
say, "who's there?"

And then I say
me. Black Panther.

No!

Good job shutting
him down.

Bad guys. Just
can't take a joke.

Hey! You are funny!

Humor can help
everybody relax

and who doesn't
like to laugh?

Oh, I know! Give me that one
shaped like a hippopotamus.

And please write on it
"Hippo Birthday, Aunt May!"